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On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 00:00:47 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote in : On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:48:06 GMT, ah wrote: On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 17:12:51 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 01:48:11 GMT, ah wrote: Two apples a day keeps three doctors away. I didn't realise they did bulk discounts. 5 A Day For Health! I saw a poster stting that in a doctor's surgery. Who the **** eats FIVE fruit very active gays? ROFL and EWWWWWWW!!!! and vegetables a day?!? a guy who works at a hospice with no morals? ROFL! -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? |
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On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 00:00:47 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote in : On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:48:06 GMT, ah wrote: On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 17:12:51 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 01:48:11 GMT, ah wrote: Two apples a day keeps three doctors away. I didn't realise they did bulk discounts. 5 A Day For Health! I saw a poster stting that in a doctor's surgery. Who the **** eats FIVE fruit very active gays? ROFL and EWWWWWWW!!!! and vegetables a day?!? a guy who works at a hospice with no morals? ROFL! -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com There's no need to worry, I have the memory of a.. a.. what's that thing called? |
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On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:10:33 GMT, ah wrote:
On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:11:09 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:46:01 GMT, ah wrote: On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:58:44 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 02:33:24 GMT, ah wrote: Not the what but where . . . where were you when the series aired? Monikie. Is that near Lyon? 1314.5km NNW of there. Bayr? Never heard of it. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." |
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On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:12:25 GMT, ah wrote:
On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:13:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:51:19 GMT, ah wrote: On Fri, 24 Sep 2004 15:14:41 +0100, Twisted Ant wrote: "Peter Hucker" wrote in message news Have you ever touched a live wire on it's own? It just tickles. Nope, dont plan to, not until I trust what you say a bit more. I'd start with DC, first. AC is safer. All things being relative, DC is rarely on par. On par using what criteria? -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com You know, sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking. |
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On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:14:41 GMT, ah wrote:
On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:20:45 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:52:30 GMT, ah wrote: On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 17:13:46 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 01:49:07 GMT, ah wrote: On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:38:58 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: snip Bad. That wasn't a very well thought out reply. The logic was sound. But no vision. Occam's razor cuts as well as any other. Where do razors come into it? -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they get in the car I say: "Put on your seat belt. I want to try something. I saw it once in a cartoon, but I think I can do it." -- Steve Wright |
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:48:06 GMT, ah wrote: On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 17:12:51 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 01:48:11 GMT, ah wrote: On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:35:28 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 01:01:29 GMT, ah wrote: On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:25:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:33:40 GMT, ah wrote: On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote: Peter Hucker wrote in : On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote: Peter Hucker wrote in : [head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons] Bring Out Da Funk, yo... Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen. Whachoo talkin-bout Willis... Non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory agent. Er, ok. I call it a headache pill. I call it 'ibu'. But, I'm partial to naproxen sodium these days . . . same results, just 4X longer. No point in longer, once a headache is gone it's gone. Two apples a day keeps three doctors away. I didn't realise they did bulk discounts. 5 A Day For Health! I saw a poster stting that in a doctor's surgery. Who the **** eats FIVE fruit and vegetables a day?!? I do. -- Tinkerbell |
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 18:31:26 +0100, Tinkerbell wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: Southern Softies roolz Only we're not soft. Well at least y'all figger'd it owt There'll be a northerner along soon to dispute it, don't worry ;o) PMD said he's fed up of newsgroups. Yeah, I know ( Persuade him he is being a northern ****. "Chicken ****" has not worked. Nothing I say works either. -- Tinkerbell |
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On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:38:57 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:10:33 GMT, ah wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:11:09 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:46:01 GMT, ah wrote: On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:58:44 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 02:33:24 GMT, ah wrote: Not the what but where . . . where were you when the series aired? Monikie. Is that near Lyon? 1314.5km NNW of there. Bayr? Never heard of it. Tygrr? -- ah |
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On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:39:28 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:12:25 GMT, ah wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:13:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:51:19 GMT, ah wrote: On Fri, 24 Sep 2004 15:14:41 +0100, Twisted Ant wrote: "Peter Hucker" wrote in message news Have you ever touched a live wire on it's own? It just tickles. Nope, dont plan to, not until I trust what you say a bit more. I'd start with DC, first. AC is safer. All things being relative, DC is rarely on par. On par using what criteria? Voltage, amperage . . . . -- ah |
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On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:44:23 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:14:41 GMT, ah wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:20:45 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:52:30 GMT, ah wrote: On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 17:13:46 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 01:49:07 GMT, ah wrote: On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:38:58 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: snip Bad. That wasn't a very well thought out reply. The logic was sound. But no vision. Occam's razor cuts as well as any other. Where do razors come into it? Google is your friend. -- ah |
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On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 21:52:37 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote in : On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 00:00:36 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote: Peter Hucker wrote in : On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 22:00:56 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote: Peter Hucker wrote in : snip wrote: snip Be sure and reintegrate on the other side... FERK!!!!!! Why did I skip that maths lesson? (Note us brits do mathSSSSSS, you yankees can only do one math cause yer thick) I can't do math past addition & subtraction...I just read alot. There are fewer numbers than letters, it should be easier..... Teh rules are harder. The rules are more logical. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy. |
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On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 11:03:05 GMT, ah wrote:
On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:38:57 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:10:33 GMT, ah wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:11:09 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:46:01 GMT, ah wrote: On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:58:44 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: snip Is that near Lyon? 1314.5km NNW of there. Bayr? Never heard of it. Tygrr? Now you're just being silly. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. |
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On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 11:05:31 GMT, ah wrote:
On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:39:28 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:12:25 GMT, ah wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:13:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:51:19 GMT, ah wrote: On Fri, 24 Sep 2004 15:14:41 +0100, Twisted Ant wrote: snip I'd start with DC, first. AC is safer. All things being relative, DC is rarely on par. On par using what criteria? Voltage, amperage . . . . I thought we were talking about safety? -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club. The doorman at the club spots them and says "Hey Roger! How are you tonight?" His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here before. "No, no. He's just one of the guys I bowl with." They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and says "Nice to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?" His wife's eyes widen. "You must come here a lot!" "No, no" says Roger "I just know her from volleyball." Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Roger and says "Roger! A table dance as usual?" His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar. Roger follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets Roger have it with both barrels. At this, the cabby leans over and says "Sure looks like you picked up a bitch tonight, Roger!" |
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On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 11:07:04 GMT, ah wrote:
On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:44:23 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:14:41 GMT, ah wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:20:45 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:52:30 GMT, ah wrote: On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 17:13:46 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: snip snip snip The logic was sound. But no vision. Occam's razor cuts as well as any other. Where do razors come into it? Google is your friend. Using google for every one of your messages would result in my spare time being eaten away. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com , , |\ /| \ `-.\ \/ /.-' / \_ / \ _/ __.--/ __ __ \--.__ * `\__.| (. .) |.__/` | /\ | ___ ) * \ | | / ___ /,--.\ ( ) |_/ \_|.......---''`` ``-./ | \\___// / \ ` | '---' \ ^ ^ / \ \ .-''-._/ , | -.-'``''`` `'_.-. / | | | \ | \ | | \ \ \ \ | `._\ / _\ / \ \ /'''---/```` '-. \ \ \ | \ / \ | ( ( | U'U'U' | | | | | / / | | | | | _/ .` / / _| _| | / ( _/ / / / ( ---` / ( |___\ |___\ |
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On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:44:23 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote in : On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 21:52:37 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote: Peter Hucker wrote in : On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 00:00:36 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote: Peter Hucker wrote in : snip wrote: snip snip snip snip snip mathSSSSSS, you yankees can only do one math cause yer thick) snip I can't do math past addition & subtraction...I just read alot. There are fewer numbers than letters, it should be easier..... Teh rules are harder. The rules are more logical. Perhaps, but the thing was that I had a hard time wrapping my head around is the fact that abstract symbols stood for complex ideas. Algebra was completely beyond me. I am math *retarded*. Maths makes perfect sense to me, it's just a set of rules. Learn the rules, do the calculations. But English, that's just plain rediculous. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com Cindy once remarked to her dentist that she didn't know what would be worse - having a baby, or having a tooth pulled. The Dentist replied, "Well make up your mind, Cindy - because I need to know which way to position the chair." |
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On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 13:10:14 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 11:03:05 GMT, ah wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:38:57 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:10:33 GMT, ah wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:11:09 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:46:01 GMT, ah wrote: On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:58:44 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: snip Is that near Lyon? 1314.5km NNW of there. Bayr? Never heard of it. Tygrr? Now you're just being silly. Now? g -- ah |
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On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 15:30:49 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 11:05:31 GMT, ah wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:39:28 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:12:25 GMT, ah wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:13:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:51:19 GMT, ah wrote: On Fri, 24 Sep 2004 15:14:41 +0100, Twisted Ant wrote: snip I'd start with DC, first. AC is safer. All things being relative, DC is rarely on par. On par using what criteria? Voltage, amperage . . . . I thought we were talking about safety? Yes. -- ah |
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On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 15:32:17 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 11:07:04 GMT, ah wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:44:23 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:14:41 GMT, ah wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:20:45 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:52:30 GMT, ah wrote: On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 17:13:46 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: snip snip snip The logic was sound. But no vision. Occam's razor cuts as well as any other. Where do razors come into it? Google is your friend. Using google for every one of your messages would result in my spare time being eaten away. Wanna buy some? -- ah |
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On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 03:52:24 GMT, ah wrote:
On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 15:30:49 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 11:05:31 GMT, ah wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:39:28 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:12:25 GMT, ah wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:13:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: snip snip snip All things being relative, DC is rarely on par. On par using what criteria? Voltage, amperage . . . . I thought we were talking about safety? Yes. You seemed to imply DC was safer earlier. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com What is the difference between a chicken and a baby? A chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of a standing cock. |
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On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 03:53:38 GMT, ah wrote:
On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 15:32:17 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 11:07:04 GMT, ah wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:44:23 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:14:41 GMT, ah wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:20:45 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: snip snip snip snip snip Occam's razor cuts as well as any other. Where do razors come into it? Google is your friend. Using google for every one of your messages would result in my spare time being eaten away. Wanna buy some? 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In article , Peter Hucker wrote:
Ever fitted a bath? How the **** do you get any kind of tool and your hand to fit behind the taps? To those of us who have teenage memories of changing the bottom hose on a Mini it's easy by comparison! -- Tony Bryer SDA UK 'Software to build on' http://www.sda.co.uk Free SEDBUK boiler database browser http://www.sda.co.uk/qsedbuk.htm |
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On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 17:11:59 +0100, Tony Bryer wrote:
In article , Peter Hucker wrote: Ever fitted a bath? How the **** do you get any kind of tool and your hand to fit behind the taps? To those of us who have teenage memories of changing the bottom hose on a Mini it's easy by comparison! I just did a Tipo radiator. Just as bad! You have to remove about 7 things to get the damn radiator out! -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use. Once this is done, our computers will be able to use the sound of YOUR voice for literally thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no charge for this initial consultation. However our staff of professional extortionists will contact you in the near future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you. |
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On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 21:54:27 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote in : On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:44:23 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote: Peter Hucker wrote in : On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 21:52:37 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote: Peter Hucker wrote in : snip wrote: snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip Teh rules are harder. The rules are more logical. Perhaps, but the thing was that I had a hard time wrapping my head around is the fact that abstract symbols stood for complex ideas. Algebra was completely beyond me. I am math *retarded*. Maths makes perfect sense to me, it's just a set of rules. Learn the rules, do the calculations. But English, that's just plain rediculous. The spalling rools are rediculous. Math isnt something won speeks everday. Everyday english isn't a problem. It's the correct usage (mind you who cares about that?) -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com Bakers trade bread recipes on a kneadtoknow basis. |
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On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 21:54:34 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote in : On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 21:35:27 +0100, Tinkerbell wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 09:41:28 +0100, Tinkerbell wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: snip snip snip Don't mention that, please. Bloody sodding plumbing, I'm beginning to hate this house. Ever fitted a bath? How the **** do you get any kind of tool and your hand to fit behind the taps? No, and dunno. Don't, and it's ****ing impossible. Im an unlicensed plumber!!!First, rip out the wall board, then use a cutting torch to remove the offending fixtures. HTH Are you trying to install a sink in a vanity or trying to fit new faucets on a bathtub? I was putting a new bath in to replace an old one. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. |
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On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 21:54:34 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote in : On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 21:35:27 +0100, Tinkerbell wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 09:41:28 +0100, Tinkerbell wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: snip snip snip Don't mention that, please. Bloody sodding plumbing, I'm beginning to hate this house. Ever fitted a bath? How the **** do you get any kind of tool and your hand to fit behind the taps? No, and dunno. Don't, and it's ****ing impossible. Im an unlicensed plumber!!! Do your real name is Dyno Rod? -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. |
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On Fri, 01 Oct 2004 21:19:04 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote in : On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 21:54:27 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote: Peter Hucker wrote in : On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:44:23 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote: Perhaps, but the thing was that I had a hard time wrapping my head around is the fact that abstract symbols stood for complex ideas. Algebra was completely beyond me. I am math *retarded*. Maths makes perfect sense to me, it's just a set of rules. Learn the rules, do the calculations. But English, that's just plain rediculous. The spalling rools are rediculous. Math isnt something won speeks everday. Everyday english isn't a problem. It's the correct usage (mind you who cares about that?) writers? Are you sure novels are grammatically correct? I think they;d be pretty boring if they were. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim." |
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On Fri, 01 Oct 2004 21:19:11 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote in : On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 21:54:34 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote: Peter Hucker wrote in : On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 21:35:27 +0100, Tinkerbell wrote: No, and dunno. Don't, and it's ****ing impossible. Im an unlicensed plumber!!! Do your real name is Dyno Rod? Are your real name in Fyno Pod? Now that's just plain silly. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. |
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On Fri, 01 Oct 2004 21:19:10 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote in : On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 21:54:34 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote: Peter Hucker wrote in : On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 21:35:27 +0100, Tinkerbell wrote: No, and dunno. Don't, and it's ****ing impossible. Im an unlicensed plumber!!!First, rip out the wall board, then use a cutting torch to remove the offending fixtures. HTH Are you trying to install a sink in a vanity or trying to fit new faucets on a bathtub? I was putting a new bath in to replace an old one. Make sure your plumbing matches the holes before you put it in. Most modern bathtubs have the faucets *above* the tub itself, as opposed to fitting *on* the tub. If its the old fashioned kind you should have room to get your hand under the tub. Ive never seen an old "clawfoot" tub that mounted flush with the wall. The trouble was I was replacing a broken plastic bath with an old cast iron one. A few problems: 1) A Ford Sierra dislike the wieght of a cast iron bath. 2) Druring transit the damn thing shifted off the lip at the back of the car boot (it was a hatchback), making it ****ing impossible to get out. 3) It was too big to steer round the hallway. 4) The house it came from had a wooden shelf behind the bath (presumably so you could get to the tap workings underneath) - mine doesn't. 5) The plumbing was all different diameters of pipe, and every combination of connectors I tried would not position the drain pipe to match with the drain of the house - I ended up using a flexible drain hose. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to her husband. The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry me!" |
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On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 16:08:14 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 03:52:24 GMT, ah wrote: On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 15:30:49 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 11:05:31 GMT, ah wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:39:28 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 03:12:25 GMT, ah wrote: On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:13:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: snip snip snip All things being relative, DC is rarely on par. On par using what criteria? Voltage, amperage . . . . I thought we were talking about safety? Yes. You seemed to imply DC was safer earlier. Things being equal, yes. If DC were used in the applications currently occupied by AC, the deletirious effects would be more frequent, and obvious. -- ah |
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On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 09:54:39 GMT, ah wrote:
On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 16:08:14 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 03:52:24 GMT, ah wrote: On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 15:30:49 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 11:05:31 GMT, ah wrote: On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:39:28 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote: snip snip snip snip snip Voltage, amperage . . . . I thought we were talking about safety? Yes. You seemed to imply DC was safer earlier. Things being equal, yes. If DC were used in the applications currently occupied by AC, the deletirious effects would be more frequent, and obvious. Agreed. But you said DC was SAFER. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com Keyboard error - press any key to continue... |
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On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 15:29:10 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote in : On Fri, 01 Oct 2004 21:19:10 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote: Peter Hucker wrote in : On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 21:54:34 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote: Peter Hucker wrote in : snip wrote: snip Im an unlicensed plumber!!!First, rip out the wall board, then use a cutting torch to remove the offending fixtures. HTH Are you trying to install a sink in a vanity or trying to fit new faucets on a bathtub? I was putting a new bath in to replace an old one. Make sure your plumbing matches the holes before you put it in. Most modern bathtubs have the faucets *above* the tub itself, as opposed to fitting *on* the tub. If its the old fashioned kind you should have room to get your hand under the tub. Ive never seen an old "clawfoot" tub that mounted flush with the wall. The trouble was I was replacing a broken plastic bath with an old cast iron one. A few problems: 1) A Ford Sierra dislike the wieght of a cast iron bath. 2) Druring transit the damn thing shifted off the lip at the back of the car boot (it was a hatchback), making it ****ing impossible to get out. 3) It was too big to steer round the hallway. 4) The house it came from had a wooden shelf behind the bath (presumably so you could get to the tap workings underneath) - mine doesn't. 5) The plumbing was all different diameters of pipe, and every combination of connectors I tried would not position the drain pipe to match with the drain of the house - I ended up using a flexible drain hose. You used a compact car to haul a bathtub?!!? I used the only car I had at the time. Didn't realise the bath was quite so heavy! guy lived in a place without a proper road, I had to drive down a kerb at one point, suspension went THUD! Oy! You're supposed to measure all the openings and fit the plumbing *before* you install the bathtub...eveything over here is copper pipe and solder joints. FYI HTH Planning? Don't be absurd! Anyway it was a second hand one in the paper for a tenner. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati - When all else fails, play dead. |
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