On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:32:48 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.20.04.22.27.562451@happy1:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
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[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Word out.

Dyno in da hizouse!

*THUMP*

You just blew your subwoofer.


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Caller: "I'd like the RSPCA please".
Operator: "Where are you calling from?"
Caller: "The living room".

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:33:40 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory agent.

Er, ok. I call it a headache pill.


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Six stages of married life:

1: Tri-weekly
2: Try weekly
3: Try weakly
4. Try oysters
5: Try anything
6: Try to remember

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:00:37 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 16:33:35 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 03:53:24 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 18:19:37 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 17:15:30 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 15:47:30 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 13:56:50 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 11:55:04 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 04:19:49 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 02:38:37 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 23:37:25 GMT, ah wrote:

I'm making the switch when I can . . . it's the only bottleneck I know.

A real ****er, if you ask me.

Switching TO scsi?

Correct.

Why bother? It's not all it's hyped up to be. Just get more IDE.

Oh, it is.

Problem at the moment is that WinXP has a little performance problem with
it.

But, I'm sure MS will be fixing that rightaway . . . .

Let's see what we can purchase in the UK.....

£103.28 - 7200rpm 250GB IDE.
For this price we can either go for a 15000rpm 18.4GB U320 or a 10000rpm 36.7GB U320.

WTF is the point in a drive that small? And there is no way it would be any faster, larger drives are much much faster, especially when you are using a small amount of them only. I don't care what interrface they use, the mechanics wouldn't go any quicker. It's liking buying a car capable of going 3 times faster than you'll ever drive it - the acceleration is plentiful.

*points at brick wall*

?

That's my blood you see there.

Did a Cheetah drive break free and slice your finger off?

"It was the barracuda wot did it, Occifer!"

A Professor once told me one of the old hard drives (the ones 2 metres across) once escaped from a University building, and ended up in the River Tay.


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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "dam".

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:02:13 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 16:35:01 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 03:54:46 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 18:21:14 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 17:17:02 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 15:50:01 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 14:10:26 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 12:01:16 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 04:19:49 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 02:38:37 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 23:37:25 GMT, ah wrote:

I'm making the switch when I can . . . it's the only bottleneck I know.

A real ****er, if you ask me.

Switching TO scsi?

Correct.

Why bother? It's not all it's hyped up to be. Just get more IDE.

S'posed to be more responsive,

The IDE raid card I bought has all the SCSI personalities built in.

Honda has a car with Farrari personality built-in, to . . . .

And honda make very good cars. Your point?

and imbued with greater longevity....

How does an interface make the spindle last longer?

SCSI is a dying breed. SATA or firewire or something, that's what you want.

Got it; still a heck of a neck on that bottle.

Bull****. I can get over half a GB per second on my RAID card. I've yet to see drives that need this.

Yet you earlier conceeded the bottleneck . . . ?

With my old card yes. But the bottleneck was with the PCI slot it was in, not the IDE part.

Have you made an real-life comparison?

Yes or no.

Well put it this way. I'm no longer punching the screen waiting for the ****ing disks to catch up.

Stop wriggling!

What?


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Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:40:52 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 00:47:21 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Who?

Different Strokes for different folks.

That series was on 20 years ago!


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Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:20:59 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:40:52 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 00:47:21 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Who?

Different Strokes for different folks.

That series was on 20 years ago!

A timeless classic...

Absolute ****e.

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1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A pool table.

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:21:00 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

ah wrote in
pan.2004.09.20.04.22.27.562451@happy1:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 23:34:34 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 23:27:58 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 21:59:13 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 21:18:28 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 21:15:10 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

My newsreader goes up to 11!

My amp goes up to 255. In only use it up to about 6, or the
neighbours
get ornaments shaking.


I turned my amp up loud enough for the neighbors to hear
wonce...but
then
i got stage fright (

You play the guitar?


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS )

Well?

Pretty bassic, it seems.

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Word out.

Dyno in da hizouse!

Dyna blaster?


Don't tell me you don't remember Dyno Mutt & Blue Falcon????

Don't tell me you don't remember Dyna Blaster????



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On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:24:56 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:32:48 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.20.04.22.27.562451@happy1:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Word out.

Dyno in da hizouse!

*THUMP*

You just blew your subwoofer.

Sucks, eh?
--
ah

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:25:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:33:40 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory agent.

Er, ok. I call it a headache pill.

I call it 'ibu'.

But, I'm partial to naproxen sodium these days . . . same results, just 4X
longer.
--
ah

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:35:58 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:00:37 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 16:33:35 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 03:53:24 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 18:19:37 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 17:15:30 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 15:47:30 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 13:56:50 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 11:55:04 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 04:19:49 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 02:38:37 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 23:37:25 GMT, ah wrote:

I'm making the switch when I can . . . it's the only bottleneck I know.

A real ****er, if you ask me.

Switching TO scsi?

Correct.

Why bother? It's not all it's hyped up to be. Just get more IDE.

Oh, it is.

Problem at the moment is that WinXP has a little performance problem with
it.

But, I'm sure MS will be fixing that rightaway . . . .

Let's see what we can purchase in the UK.....

£103.28 - 7200rpm 250GB IDE.
For this price we can either go for a 15000rpm 18.4GB U320 or a 10000rpm 36.7GB U320.

WTF is the point in a drive that small? And there is no way it would be any faster, larger drives are much much faster, especially when you are using a small amount of them only. I don't care what interrface they use, the mechanics wouldn't go any quicker. It's liking buying a car capable of going 3 times faster than you'll ever drive it - the acceleration is plentiful.

*points at brick wall*

?

That's my blood you see there.

Did a Cheetah drive break free and slice your finger off?

"It was the barracuda wot did it, Occifer!"

A Professor once told me one of the old hard drives (the ones 2 metres across) once escaped from a University building, and ended up in the River Tay.

Must be why they have them on such short leashes nowadays.
--
ah

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:42:24 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:02:13 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 16:35:01 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 03:54:46 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 18:21:14 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 17:17:02 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 15:50:01 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 14:10:26 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 12:01:16 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 04:19:49 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 02:38:37 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 23:37:25 GMT, ah wrote:

I'm making the switch when I can . . . it's the only bottleneck I know.

A real ****er, if you ask me.

Switching TO scsi?

Correct.

Why bother? It's not all it's hyped up to be. Just get more IDE.

S'posed to be more responsive,

The IDE raid card I bought has all the SCSI personalities built in.

Honda has a car with Farrari personality built-in, to . . . .

And honda make very good cars. Your point?

and imbued with greater longevity....

How does an interface make the spindle last longer?

SCSI is a dying breed. SATA or firewire or something, that's what you want.

Got it; still a heck of a neck on that bottle.

Bull****. I can get over half a GB per second on my RAID card. I've yet to see drives that need this.

Yet you earlier conceeded the bottleneck . . . ?

With my old card yes. But the bottleneck was with the PCI slot it was in, not the IDE part.

Have you made an real-life comparison?

Yes or no.

Well put it this way. I'm no longer punching the screen waiting for the ****ing disks to catch up.

Evasion noted.


Stop wriggling!

What?

Your .sig is too wide for demon.local
--
ah

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 18:44:54 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:40:52 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 00:47:21 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Who?

Different Strokes for different folks.

That series was on 20 years ago!

See: TVLand
--
ah

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:21:00 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

ah wrote in
pan.2004.09.20.04.22.27.562451@happy1:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 23:34:34 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 23:27:58 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 21:59:13 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 21:18:28 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 21:15:10 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

My newsreader goes up to 11!

My amp goes up to 255. In only use it up to about 6, or the
neighbours
get ornaments shaking.


I turned my amp up loud enough for the neighbors to hear
wonce...but
then
i got stage fright (

You play the guitar?


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS )

Well?

Pretty bassic, it seems.

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Word out.

Dyno in da hizouse!

Dyna blaster?


Don't tell me you don't remember Dyno Mutt & Blue Falcon????

Can I not, too?
--
ah

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:21:01 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.21.01.55.59.921669@happy1:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in
pan.2004.09.20.04.22.27.562451@happy1:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 23:34:34 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 23:27:58 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 21:59:13 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 21:18:28 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 21:15:10 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

My newsreader goes up to 11!

My amp goes up to 255. In only use it up to about 6, or the
neighbours
get ornaments shaking.


I turned my amp up loud enough for the neighbors to hear
wonce...but
then
i got stage fright (

You play the guitar?


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS )

Well?

Pretty bassic, it seems.

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Word out.

Dyno in da hizouse!

*THUMP*

You dropped your ********...

Hmm . . . tandems!
--
ah

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:21:02 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:41 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:23 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 21:59:14 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 23:22:05 GMT, ah wrote:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 23:53:07 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 21:18:29 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Oy M8! Yer a scope aint ya?

What?

What?

Whassascopelike?


SCOPE-a replacement for the un-pc term "spastic" used by many a
school
child to ridicule someone inept or stupid. The Spastic Society
changed
their name to SCOPE...and the slang term evolved.

Oh right, I just use the un-PC terms. You retarded ****** you.

Yo dog, don be usin the 'N' word with me...

See that sig? Stand still a sec....

wha-tarya? a trigger happy racist?

Sounds fun, where do I sign up?


The campaign to elect George 'Dubyuh' Bush...

Gih!
--
ah

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 23:23:24 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:20:59 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:40:52 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 00:47:21 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Who?

Different Strokes for different folks.

That series was on 20 years ago!

A timeless classic...

Absolute ****e.

Not the what but where . . . where were you when the series aired?
--
ah

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 02:22:10 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:21:01 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.21.01.55.59.921669@happy1:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in
pan.2004.09.20.04.22.27.562451@happy1:

Word out.

Dyno in da hizouse!

*THUMP*

You dropped your ********...

Hmm . . . tandems!

You have had a nasty experience involving ******** and a tandem?


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Auctioneer, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 00:59:58 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:24:56 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:32:48 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.20.04.22.27.562451@happy1:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Word out.

Dyno in da hizouse!

*THUMP*

You just blew your subwoofer.

Sucks, eh?

I set fire to a speaker once.


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1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com

I remember your brother Jimmy, crying one summer's day,
"Why do you cry, young Jimmy?" I heard your granddad say.
"'Cause I can't do what the big boys do, that's why I cry," said Jim,
"Move over then," said your granddad, and he sat down and cried with him.

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 01:01:29 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:25:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:33:40 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory agent.

Er, ok. I call it a headache pill.

I call it 'ibu'.

But, I'm partial to naproxen sodium these days . . . same results, just 4X
longer.

Have you tried shoving it down your pants?


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Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 01:01:29 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:25:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:33:40 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory agent.

Er, ok. I call it a headache pill.

I call it 'ibu'.

But, I'm partial to naproxen sodium these days . . . same results, just 4X
longer.

No point in longer, once a headache is gone it's gone.


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1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com

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On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 01:09:45 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:42:24 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:02:13 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 16:35:01 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 03:54:46 GMT, ah wrote:

Yet you earlier conceeded the bottleneck . . . ?

With my old card yes. But the bottleneck was with the PCI slot it was in, not the IDE part.

Have you made an real-life comparison?

Yes or no.

Well put it this way. I'm no longer punching the screen waiting for the ****ing disks to catch up.

Evasion noted.

I did smash a keyboard to pieces this morning when the ADSL conked out though.

No evasion, I prefer actual performance in-use, not some silly meaningless number from a benchmark.

Stop wriggling!

What?

Your .sig is too wide for demon.local

Good.

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Do not adjust your mind - the fault is with reality.

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 02:33:24 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 23:23:24 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:20:59 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
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On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:40:52 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 00:47:21 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Who?

Different Strokes for different folks.

That series was on 20 years ago!

A timeless classic...

Absolute ****e.

Not the what but where . . . where were you when the series aired?

Monikie.


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A note left for a pianist from his wife: "Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet."

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 02:11:49 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 18:44:54 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:40:52 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 00:47:21 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Who?

Different Strokes for different folks.

That series was on 20 years ago!

See: TVLand

I didn;'t mena you coulnd't watch it, I meant it was out of date.


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Chaos will reign over order - it's easier to implement!

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 22:07:33 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
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On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:21:00 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
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On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Dyno in da hizouse!

Dyna blaster?


Don't tell me you don't remember Dyno Mutt & Blue Falcon????

Don't tell me you don't remember Dyna Blaster????


Ok, I wont tell you.

Tosser!



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On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 22:07:35 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.22.02.43.47.171856@happy1:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:21:00 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Dyno in da hizouse!

Dyna blaster?


Don't tell me you don't remember Dyno Mutt & Blue Falcon????

Can I not, too?

Yes you can't...not also even.

[brain explodes]

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"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 09:50:13 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 02:22:10 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:21:01 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.21.01.55.59.921669@happy1:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in
pan.2004.09.20.04.22.27.562451@happy1:

Word out.

Dyno in da hizouse!

*THUMP*

You dropped your ********...

Hmm . . . tandems!

You have had a nasty experience involving ******** and a tandem?

Do you have only one?
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ah

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 23:43:13 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 09:50:13 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 02:22:10 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:21:01 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.21.01.55.59.921669@happy1:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in
pan.2004.09.20.04.22.27.562451@happy1:

Word out.

Dyno in da hizouse!

*THUMP*

You dropped your ********...

Hmm . . . tandems!

You have had a nasty experience involving ******** and a tandem?

Do you have only one?

I have two ******** and two mountain bikes. Which reminds me I'm supposed to be selling one.


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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight, and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:34:54 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 00:59:58 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:24:56 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:32:48 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.20.04.22.27.562451@happy1:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Word out.

Dyno in da hizouse!

*THUMP*

You just blew your subwoofer.

Sucks, eh?

I set fire to a speaker once.

How?
--
ah

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:35:14 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 01:01:29 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:25:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:33:40 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory agent.

Er, ok. I call it a headache pill.

I call it 'ibu'.

But, I'm partial to naproxen sodium these days . . . same results, just 4X
longer.

Have you tried shoving it down your pants?

No.
--
ah

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:35:28 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 01:01:29 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:25:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:33:40 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory agent.

Er, ok. I call it a headache pill.

I call it 'ibu'.

But, I'm partial to naproxen sodium these days . . . same results, just 4X
longer.

No point in longer, once a headache is gone it's gone.

Two apples a day keeps three doctors away.
--
ah

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:38:58 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 01:09:45 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:42:24 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:02:13 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 16:35:01 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 03:54:46 GMT, ah wrote:

Yet you earlier conceeded the bottleneck . . . ?

With my old card yes. But the bottleneck was with the PCI slot it was in, not the IDE part.

Have you made an real-life comparison?

Yes or no.

Well put it this way. I'm no longer punching the screen waiting for the ****ing disks to catch up.

Evasion noted.

I did smash a keyboard to pieces this morning when the ADSL conked out though.

No evasion, I prefer actual performance in-use, not some silly meaningless number from a benchmark.

Stop wriggling!

What?

Your .sig is too wide for demon.local

Good.

Bad.
--
ah

On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 01:47:20 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:34:54 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 00:59:58 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:24:56 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:32:48 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.20.04.22.27.562451@happy1:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Word out.

Dyno in da hizouse!

*THUMP*

You just blew your subwoofer.

Sucks, eh?

I set fire to a speaker once.

How?

Big amp. Input to amp came undone (parrot chewed wire), pickup of mains hum - very loud low frequency sent to tweeters for some reason. Burning smell, then smoke and a little flame.

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A sign at the golf course detailing the dress code:
Guys: No Shirts, No Golf
Girls: No Shirts, No Green Fees

On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 01:47:32 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:35:14 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 01:01:29 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:25:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:33:40 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory agent.

Er, ok. I call it a headache pill.

I call it 'ibu'.

But, I'm partial to naproxen sodium these days . . . same results, just 4X
longer.

Have you tried shoving it down your pants?

No.

You might discover a scientific breakthrough!


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1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com

As they say at Microsoft - "What do you want to reinstall today?"

On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 01:48:11 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:35:28 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 01:01:29 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:25:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:33:40 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory agent.

Er, ok. I call it a headache pill.

I call it 'ibu'.

But, I'm partial to naproxen sodium these days . . . same results, just 4X
longer.

No point in longer, once a headache is gone it's gone.

Two apples a day keeps three doctors away.

I didn't realise they did bulk discounts.


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1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com

Bill Clinton thinks "harass" is two words.

On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 01:49:07 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:38:58 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 01:09:45 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:42:24 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:02:13 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 16:35:01 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 03:54:46 GMT, ah wrote:

Yet you earlier conceeded the bottleneck . . . ?

With my old card yes. But the bottleneck was with the PCI slot it was in, not the IDE part.

Have you made an real-life comparison?

Yes or no.

Well put it this way. I'm no longer punching the screen waiting for the ****ing disks to catch up.

Evasion noted.

I did smash a keyboard to pieces this morning when the ADSL conked out though.

No evasion, I prefer actual performance in-use, not some silly meaningless number from a benchmark.

Stop wriggling!

What?

Your .sig is too wide for demon.local

Good.

Bad.

That wasn't a very well thought out reply.


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Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 21:13:12 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 22:07:33 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:21:00 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Dyno in da hizouse!

Dyna blaster?


Don't tell me you don't remember Dyno Mutt & Blue Falcon????

Don't tell me you don't remember Dyna Blaster????


Ok, I wont tell you.

Tosser!


Elephant & Castle.

What has a pub to do with a sexual pastime?


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Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 21:13:13 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 22:07:35 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

ah wrote in
pan.2004.09.22.02.43.47.171856@happy1:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:21:00 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Dyno in da hizouse!

Dyna blaster?


Don't tell me you don't remember Dyno Mutt & Blue Falcon????

Can I not, too?

Yes you can't...not also even.

[brain explodes]

Deploys umbrella...

Deploys thermonuclear warhead...

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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
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On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 01:47:32 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:35:14 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 01:01:29 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:25:00 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:33:40 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Cancel that, bring out the ibuprofen.

Whachoo talkin-bout Willis...

Non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory agent.

Er, ok. I call it a headache pill.

I call it 'ibu'.

But, I'm partial to naproxen sodium these days . . . same results,
just 4X
longer.

Have you tried shoving it down your pants?

No.

You might discover a scientific breakthrough!

You might discover your private parts have dropped off.

"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
news
On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 21:13:12 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 22:07:33 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 22:21:00 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Dyno in da hizouse!

Dyna blaster?


Don't tell me you don't remember Dyno Mutt & Blue Falcon????

Don't tell me you don't remember Dyna Blaster????


Ok, I wont tell you.

Tosser!


Elephant & Castle.

What has a pub to do with a sexual pastime?

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk...glish&letter=E

"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
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On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 01:47:20 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:34:54 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 00:59:58 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:24:56 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:32:48 GMT, ah wrote:

On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:11:40 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in
pan.2004.09.20.04.22.27.562451@happy1:

On Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:42:22 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

[head crashes into desk at about 56 newtons]


Bring Out Da Funk, yo...

Word out.

Dyno in da hizouse!

*THUMP*

You just blew your subwoofer.

Sucks, eh?

I set fire to a speaker once.

How?

Big amp. Input to amp came undone (parrot chewed wire), pickup of mains
hum - very loud low frequency sent to tweeters for some reason. Burning
smell, then smoke and a little flame.

Scorched parrot me thinks.