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You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

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You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.



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You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

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You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.


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You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even funny.

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You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful really.

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You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone. You need a mortgage to buy one of those overpriced things.

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You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.


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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

You need a mortgage to buy one of those overpriced things.

Only chavs like you need a mortgage to buy one.

I can buy more than a thousand of them
if I was stupid enough to want to do that
and I don't have a mortgage either.

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You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

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You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.



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Blue means not pregnant.
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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even funny..

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough to buy fancy **** like that?

You need a mortgage to buy one of those overpriced things.

Only chavs like you need a mortgage to buy one.

I can buy more than a thousand of them
if I was stupid enough to want to do that
and I don't have a mortgage either.

I'm not stupid enough to buy any Iphones. My phone was free, or could be bought on Ebay for £20.

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You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough to buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

You need a mortgage to buy one of those overpriced things.

Only chavs like you need a mortgage to buy one.

I can buy more than a thousand of them
if I was stupid enough to want to do that
and I don't have a mortgage either.

reams of your pathetic excuse for trolling any 2 year
old could leave for dead flushed where it belongs

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough to buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

You need a mortgage to buy one of those overpriced things.

Only chavs like you need a mortgage to buy one.

I can buy more than a thousand of them
if I was stupid enough to want to do that
and I don't have a mortgage either.

reams of your pathetic excuse for trolling any 2 year
old could leave for dead flushed where it belongs

Trolls are the ones that edit other peoples' posts.

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They both make you wait an hour for a five-minute ride.

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You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.


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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough to buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

You need a mortgage to buy one of those overpriced things.

Only chavs like you need a mortgage to buy one.

I can buy more than a thousand of them
if I was stupid enough to want to do that
and I don't have a mortgage either.

reams of your pathetic excuse for trolling any 2 year
old could leave for dead flushed where it belongs

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough to buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

You need a mortgage to buy one of those overpriced things.

Only chavs like you need a mortgage to buy one.

I can buy more than a thousand of them
if I was stupid enough to want to do that
and I don't have a mortgage either.

reams of your pathetic excuse for trolling any 2 year
old could leave for dead flushed where it belongs

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough to buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You need a mortgage to buy one of those overpriced things.

Only chavs like you need a mortgage to buy one.

I can buy more than a thousand of them
if I was stupid enough to want to do that
and I don't have a mortgage either.

reams of your pathetic excuse for trolling any 2 year
old could leave for dead flushed where it belongs

Grow up.

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You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

You need a mortgage to buy one of those overpriced things.

Only chavs like you need a mortgage to buy one.

I can buy more than a thousand of them
if I was stupid enough to want to do that
and I don't have a mortgage either.

reams of your pathetic excuse for trolling any 2 year
old could leave for dead flushed where it belongs

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

--
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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

Yet you seem to know how to flout the rules.

--
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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough
to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

Yet you seem to know how to flout the rules.

Trivially easy to see how some do that if you have even half a clue.

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough
to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

Yet you seem to know how to flout the rules.

Trivially easy to see how some do that if you have even half a clue.

Then explain it in here.

--
I've never had a problem with drugs,
I've had problems with the police. - Keith Richards

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not
even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of
his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough
to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

Yet you seem to know how to flout the rules.

Trivially easy to see how some do that if you have even half a clue.

Then explain it in here.

Trivially easy, you claim the dole when you are working, stupid.

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not
even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of
his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough
to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

Yet you seem to know how to flout the rules.

Trivially easy to see how some do that if you have even half a clue.

Then explain it in here.

Trivially easy, you claim the dole when you are working, stupid.

That assumes there is work available. Maybe Oz isn't as bad as the UK.

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not
even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself.
Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of
his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like
enough
to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

Yet you seem to know how to flout the rules.

Trivially easy to see how some do that if you have even half a clue.

Then explain it in here.

Trivially easy, you claim the dole when you are working, stupid.

That assumes there is work available.

There is ALWAYS work available.

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not
even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself.
Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone of
his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like
enough
to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

Yet you seem to know how to flout the rules.

Trivially easy to see how some do that if you have even half a clue.

Then explain it in here.

Trivially easy, you claim the dole when you are working, stupid.

That assumes there is work available.

There is ALWAYS work available.

You think there's zero unemployment?

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper
bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not
even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself.
Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone
of
his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like
enough
to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

Yet you seem to know how to flout the rules.

Trivially easy to see how some do that if you have even half a clue.

Then explain it in here.

Trivially easy, you claim the dole when you are working, stupid.

That assumes there is work available.

There is ALWAYS work available.

You think there's zero unemployment?

I know that with any unemployment rate, those who
want work can get it. It may not be what they would
prefer to do, but that is a separate matter entirely.

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper
bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie). Not
even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself.
Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can someone
of
his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like
enough
to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

Yet you seem to know how to flout the rules.

Trivially easy to see how some do that if you have even half a clue.

Then explain it in here.

Trivially easy, you claim the dole when you are working, stupid.

That assumes there is work available.

There is ALWAYS work available.

You think there's zero unemployment?

I know that with any unemployment rate, those who
want work can get it. It may not be what they would
prefer to do, but that is a separate matter entirely.

Not if the rate if unemployment is higher than the number of people not wanting to work.

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A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometres.
Put your best 0.3 of a meter forward.
Spare the 5.03 metres and spoil the child.
Twenty-eight grams of prevention is worth 453 grams of cure.
Give a man 2.5 centimetres and he'll take 1.6 kilometres.
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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper
bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie).
Not
even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself.
Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can
someone
of
his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like
enough
to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

Yet you seem to know how to flout the rules.

Trivially easy to see how some do that if you have even half a
clue.

Then explain it in here.

Trivially easy, you claim the dole when you are working, stupid.

That assumes there is work available.

There is ALWAYS work available.

You think there's zero unemployment?

I know that with any unemployment rate, those who
want work can get it. It may not be what they would
prefer to do, but that is a separate matter entirely.

Not if the rate if unemployment is higher than the number of people not
wanting to work.

Wrong, as always. There is never just those two numbers.

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper
bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie).
Not
even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself.
Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can
someone
of
his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like
enough
to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

Yet you seem to know how to flout the rules.

Trivially easy to see how some do that if you have even half a
clue.

Then explain it in here.

Trivially easy, you claim the dole when you are working, stupid.

That assumes there is work available.

There is ALWAYS work available.

You think there's zero unemployment?

I know that with any unemployment rate, those who
want work can get it. It may not be what they would
prefer to do, but that is a separate matter entirely.

Not if the rate if unemployment is higher than the number of people not
wanting to work.

Wrong, as always. There is never just those two numbers.

What other number could possibly be important here?

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper
bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie).
Not
even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself.
Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can
someone
of
his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I
was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything
like
enough
to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they
are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

Yet you seem to know how to flout the rules.

Trivially easy to see how some do that if you have even half a
clue.

Then explain it in here.

Trivially easy, you claim the dole when you are working, stupid.

That assumes there is work available.

There is ALWAYS work available.

You think there's zero unemployment?

I know that with any unemployment rate, those who
want work can get it. It may not be what they would
prefer to do, but that is a separate matter entirely.

Not if the rate if unemployment is higher than the number of people not
wanting to work.

Wrong, as always. There is never just those two numbers.

What other number could possibly be important here?

The number you are ignoring is the inevitable number
of people who are moving between jobs for whatever
reason or taking a while to find a job they want to do
after graduation when the system will pay them the
dole while they wait to find something they want to do.

The only people that stay unemployed for years are
those who choose to not work and take the dole instead.

If there was a serious problem with a lack of jobs,
you wouldn't see so many pouring into the country
from the EU who have the massive downside of
not being able to speak english that cripples their
employment possibilitys.

On Sunday, January 11, 2015 at 4:49:51 PM UTC, Uncle Peter wrote:
Anyone turn the pilot light of their boiler or gas fire off in summer?

It struck me it would cost a lot of gas over the year (and from what I've read it's anything from £25 to £90 a year).

Then I found this! "With the pilot off, there are still trace amounts of gas molecules in the burner and pilot tubes of your fireplace. The gas companies add a chemical called Mercaptan to the gas which gives it that lovely odor we all know. Spiders are attracted to the smell of the Mercaptan and will sometimes build webs in the pilot and burner tubes when the flow of gas is off. So when you go to turn on your fireplace in the early fall or late summer, it will not work, and you will have to call you local installer to come service the unit. This will cost money."

--
Watching his date from the corner of his eye while he poured her a drink, the young bachelor said, "Say when."
She replied, "Right after that drink."

Yes turn it off its a not safer, or get a new boiler as it will be using a lot less gas.

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On Sunday, January 11, 2015 at 4:49:51 PM UTC, Uncle Peter wrote:
Anyone turn the pilot light of their boiler or gas fire off in summer?

It struck me it would cost a lot of gas over the year (and from what I've read it's anything from £25 to £90 a year).

Then I found this! "With the pilot off, there are still trace amounts of gas molecules in the burner and pilot tubes of your fireplace. The gas companies add a chemical called Mercaptan to the gas which gives it that lovely odor we all know. Spiders are attracted to the smell of the Mercaptan and will sometimes build webs in the pilot and burner tubes when the flow of gas is off. So when you go to turn on your fireplace in the early fall or late summer, it will not work, and you will have to call you local installer to come service the unit. This will cost money."

Yes turn it off its a not safer,

I can't see a pilot light being dangerous, especially with a balanced flue. If it were to go out and not shut off, the gas would go outside.

or get a new boiler as it will be using a lot less gas.

The cost of a new boiler is more than the saving of gas.

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When she got to Sammy, whose father ran a local toy store, she said, "Sammy, since you're Jewish, I guess your family didn't celebrate Christmas.."
Sammy replied, "Oh yes, we did. We all held hands and danced around the cash register singing, 'What A Friend We Have In Jesus.'

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**** snipped

You never could troll your way out of a wet paper
bag.

You're both insane (understandable with the ozzie).
Not
even
funny.

I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself.
Pitiful
really.

It's about time for his gap year/decade. How can
someone
of
his
age,
collecting dole, type such ********?
And you, degree an'all, disgraceful

He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone.

The Turks I know who are on the dole just went back
to Turkey to marry another one off and according to
their 13 year old flew back first class to Turkey. I
was
going to check on that by showing how to put his
ticket into his iphone but they ended up deciding
to do some shopping the in the state capital before
they left so they left a few days earlier than expected
and so I didn't get to check whether they really did
fly first class or not. That kid now has two iphones,
both bought brand new. They don't have any
mortgage, they live in the equivalent of a council
house here.

How come when I was on the dole I never got anything
like
enough
to
buy
fancy **** like that?

Presumably because you are much more stupid than they
are.

Thy either give you the money or they don't.

And that is the completely superfluous
proof that you actually are that stupid.

They make the rules, not me.

You're the one too stupid to know how to flout the rules.

I guess you do then.

Guess again. I have never ever been on the dole.

Yet you seem to know how to flout the rules.

Trivially easy to see how some do that if you have even half a
clue.

Then explain it in here.

Trivially easy, you claim the dole when you are working, stupid.

That assumes there is work available.

There is ALWAYS work available.

You think there's zero unemployment?

I know that with any unemployment rate, those who
want work can get it. It may not be what they would
prefer to do, but that is a separate matter entirely.

Not if the rate if unemployment is higher than the number of people not
wanting to work.

Wrong, as always. There is never just those two numbers.

What other number could possibly be important here?

The number you are ignoring is the inevitable number
of people who are moving between jobs for whatever
reason or taking a while to find a job they want to do
after graduation when the system will pay them the
dole while they wait to find something they want to do.

The only people that stay unemployed for years are
those who choose to not work and take the dole instead.

If there was a serious problem with a lack of jobs,
you wouldn't see so many pouring into the country
from the EU who have the massive downside of
not being able to speak english that cripples their
employment possibilitys.

Me and several people I know have looked for work for years before finding anything. Applying to hundreds of jobs, only to find that every job has 250 applicants. It's beyond a joke.

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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"