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On Saturday, July 15, 2017 at 3:46:54 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 15 Jul 2017 11:51:22 +0100, trader_4 wrote:

On Friday, July 14, 2017 at 10:34:52 PM UTC-4, rbowman wrote:
On 07/14/2017 05:01 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I hope he cleans up your country of all those Mexicans, and I hope our
country follows suit and rids us of the bloody immigrunts.

How far back on the timeline are you going with the immigrants thing?


As far back as dear leader Trump tells him is cool.


Trump is a mild Hitler. The real deal would be better.
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On Sat, 15 Jul 2017 22:13:14 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Saturday, July 15, 2017 at 3:46:54 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 15 Jul 2017 11:51:22 +0100, trader_4 wrote:

On Friday, July 14, 2017 at 10:34:52 PM UTC-4, rbowman wrote:
On 07/14/2017 05:01 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I hope he cleans up your country of all those Mexicans, and I hope our
country follows suit and rids us of the bloody immigrunts.

How far back on the timeline are you going with the immigrants thing?

As far back as dear leader Trump tells him is cool.


Trump is a mild Hitler. The real deal would be better.


I've noticed that some of Trump's mannerisms and facial expressions when giving a speech remind me of not Hitler but of Mussolini. I half Italian so it speaks to me. The fact that he is for America first is another reason I'm an ardent supporter. His resistance to the Anthropogenic Climate Change Scam which is a ploy for the redistribution of American wealth is a plus in my opinion.ヽ(ヅ)ノ

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I find it very irritating at how many people fell for the treehugger's scam. We all used to laugh at the greenies.

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On Sat, 15 Jul 2017 06:29:23 +0100, Bod wrote:


And it this state they keep treating you after you are dead. It
is a YUGE problem. You have to show up with not one but two
copies of Do Not Resuscitate papers to get them to stop.
Of course, they keep billing you, which is the point.

Coroners have stated they see dead folks all the time
that were clearly dead when they were being treated.


That doesn't happen in the UK.

I hope not. But, don't be so sure.

You forget I listen to your news. There is another scandal
this week on how you treat your elderly. And lets not
forget that little baby you won't let come to the US
for treatment.

Everyone in that hospital should be jailed for attempted murder. ONLY
the parents and nobody else on the face of this planet has the right
to say what happens to that baby.


Wow! The birdbrain (meant affectionately) and I are in
complete agreement. Did the temperature in hell just drop
a few degrees?

Even if the parents practise the barbaric Female Genital Mutilation !?

http://www.stopfgmmideast.org/backgr...am-or-culture/
Female Genital Mutilation occurs in non-Muslim societies in Africa and
is practiced by Christians, Muslims and Animists alike. In Egypt, where
perhaps 97 ...


Are you against the tidying up of floppy pussies?

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On Sat, 15 Jul 2017 06:29:23 +0100, Bod wrote:


And it this state they keep treating you after you are dead. It
is a YUGE problem. You have to show up with not one but two
copies of Do Not Resuscitate papers to get them to stop.
Of course, they keep billing you, which is the point.

Coroners have stated they see dead folks all the time
that were clearly dead when they were being treated.


That doesn't happen in the UK.

I hope not. But, don't be so sure.

You forget I listen to your news. There is another scandal
this week on how you treat your elderly. And lets not
forget that little baby you won't let come to the US
for treatment.

Everyone in that hospital should be jailed for attempted murder. ONLY
the parents and nobody else on the face of this planet has the right
to say what happens to that baby.


Wow! The birdbrain (meant affectionately) and I are in
complete agreement. Did the temperature in hell just drop
a few degrees?

Even if the parents practise the barbaric Female Genital Mutilation !?

http://www.stopfgmmideast.org/backgr...am-or-culture/
Female Genital Mutilation occurs in non-Muslim societies in Africa and
is practiced by Christians, Muslims and Animists alike. In Egypt, where
perhaps 97 ...


Then you must agree that all Jewish parents should be jailed.

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On Sat, 15 Jul 2017 01:06:06 +0100, T wrote:

On 07/14/2017 04:44 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 15 Jul 2017 00:33:43 +0100, T wrote:

On 07/14/2017 04:01 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 11 Jul 2017 07:31:04 +0100, T wrote:

On 07/10/2017 11:07 PM, Bod wrote:
On 11/07/2017 07:02, T wrote:
On 07/10/2017 09:51 PM, Bod wrote:
On 11/07/2017 02:00, T wrote:
On 07/10/2017 12:30 AM, Bod wrote:
On 10/07/2017 05:06, T wrote:
On 07/09/2017 02:53 AM, Bod wrote:
Will you be allowing donating parts of your body when you die to
save another person from death?

Write "Ping: T" in the subject line next time. I almost
did not see this.

No, I don't trust Allopaths not to make sure I
am dead first as there is too much conflict of interest
(money) involved. And, I don't trust Allopaths as far
as I can spit, especially after the garbage they
foist on my after the Diabetes. I few I do. Most
I do not.

And it has nothing to do with religion, in case that
is why you are asking.

I rest my case, M,lord.

They can have any part of me when I'm dead if it can help extend
someones life or alleviate their pain.

It is the "I'm dead" thing I have a problem with. If
I could be assured of that, then we would be on the
same page as you.

That's highly irrational to think that they'd take your organs
whilst
you're alive.

Not really. They are slime ball in the extreme.

And it this state they keep treating you after you are dead. It
is a YUGE problem. You have to show up with not one but two
copies of Do Not Resuscitate papers to get them to stop.
Of course, they keep billing you, which is the point.

Coroners have stated they see dead folks all the time
that were clearly dead when they were being treated.


That doesn't happen in the UK.

I hope not. But, don't be so sure.

You forget I listen to your news. There is another scandal
this week on how you treat your elderly. And lets not
forget that little baby you won't let come to the US
for treatment.

Everyone in that hospital should be jailed for attempted murder. ONLY
the parents and nobody else on the face of this planet has the right to
say what happens to that baby.

Wow! The birdbrain (meant affectionately) and I are in
complete agreement. Did the temperature in hell just drop
a few degrees?


I'm a very sensible person. I only believe in common sense. Not god..
Not the law.


"common sense" as defined by you. Hmmmm.....


Everybody has common sense, they just refuse to use it.

I think you will enjoy this quote and look forward to
your comments on it (snark not acceptable):

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I
find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them
too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know
that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.
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On Sat, 15 Jul 2017 00:57:48 +0100, T wrote:

On 07/14/2017 04:45 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 15 Jul 2017 00:32:09 +0100, T wrote:

On 07/14/2017 04:01 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 11 Jul 2017 08:31:57 +0100, T wrote:

On 07/11/2017 12:07 AM, Bod wrote:

And it this state they keep treating you after you are dead. It
is a YUGE problem. You have to show up with not one but two
copies of Do Not Resuscitate papers to get them to stop.
Of course, they keep billing you, which is the point.

Coroners have stated they see dead folks all the time
that were clearly dead when they were being treated.


That doesn't happen in the UK.

I hope not. But, don't be so sure.

You forget I listen to your news. There is another scandal
this week on how you treat your elderly. And lets not
forget that little baby you won't let come to the US
for treatment. Your medical system is a scandal in
itself, as are all single payer programs.

Oh ya, your, ha ha, Conservative (Socialist Lite) Party's
mandatory pension plans and about to get enforced. Tons
of warnings about that on the news too.

Yep, there's lots of problems with our government at the moment.
Your's doesn't seem too rosy at the moment either.
Theresa May has divided our country as has Trump with the US.

Our country was already divided, as was yours. And
Trump is doing a stupendous jobs. You can tell by the
hatred from his detractors.

I hope he cleans up your country of all those Mexicans,

The legal ones we want to keep. They love this country
and are respectful of our laws. They are great pick ups.


But they're not human. Imagine a wonderful world where everyone is your
own race.


'course they are!


Funny how they look different and behave differently. You can say a poodle and a bulldog are the same species, they're both dogs, but they're totally different and cannot live peacefully together.

The illegal ones need to go home and stay away.


Or even better get drowned.


You are stirring the pot saying things you do not mean
to get folks to write back to you.


No, if it was legal (or I could get away with it), I'd have great fun removing them.

and I hope our
country follows suit and rids us of the bloody immigrunts.

Just be more careful who you import. They should be
willing to assimilate and be loyal to your country


But they can lie.


There are ways. You can start with blocking anyone whose religion
bars them from taking an oath to a secular state.


Why not just block anyone who's religious?

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On 07/15/2017 03:04 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

There are ways. You can start with blocking anyone whose religion
bars them from taking an oath to a secular state.


Why not just block anyone who's religious?


Well now, because those with internal brakes on their behavior
make it possible for you to live in a place without a police state
to keep everybody in check.
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On 07/15/2017 01:50 AM, Bod wrote:

Everyone in that hospital should be jailed for attempted murder.
ONLY the parents and nobody else on the face of this planet has the
right to say what happens to that baby.


Wow! The birdbrain (meant affectionately) and I are in
complete agreement. Did the temperature in hell just drop
a few degrees?

Even if the parents practise the barbaric Female Genital Mutilation !?

http://www.stopfgmmideast.org/backgr...am-or-culture/
Female Genital Mutilation occurs in non-Muslim societies in Africa
and is practiced by Christians, Muslims and Animists alike. In Egypt,
where perhaps 97 ...


We were speaking of a specific child.

Fair enough, but I know that James means *all*.


I was speaking of the government class that wants to kill
the kid versus the parents who want to save him. Just
let him come to America. We have invited him after all.

And, yes, society has the right to step in when parents
are causing harm to their children. But, they must
demonstrate real actual harm, or it can really out of hand.
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On Sun, 16 Jul 2017 02:55:22 +0100, T wrote:

On 07/15/2017 01:50 AM, Bod wrote:

Everyone in that hospital should be jailed for attempted murder.
ONLY the parents and nobody else on the face of this planet has the
right to say what happens to that baby.


Wow! The birdbrain (meant affectionately) and I are in
complete agreement. Did the temperature in hell just drop
a few degrees?

Even if the parents practise the barbaric Female Genital Mutilation !?

http://www.stopfgmmideast.org/backgr...am-or-culture/
Female Genital Mutilation occurs in non-Muslim societies in Africa
and is practiced by Christians, Muslims and Animists alike. In Egypt,
where perhaps 97 ...

We were speaking of a specific child.

Fair enough, but I know that James means *all*.


I was speaking of the government class that wants to kill
the kid versus the parents who want to save him. Just
let him come to America. We have invited him after all.

And, yes, society has the right to step in when parents
are causing harm to their children. But, they must
demonstrate real actual harm, or it can really out of hand.


No they do not have that right. We have children for ourselves. We do not have children on behalf of the state. The parent brings up the child and pays for it, it does not belong to the government. Are you a left wing Russian communist?

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On Sun, 16 Jul 2017 02:51:14 +0100, T wrote:

On 07/15/2017 03:04 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

There are ways. You can start with blocking anyone whose religion
bars them from taking an oath to a secular state.


Why not just block anyone who's religious?


Well now, because those with internal brakes on their behavior
make it possible for you to live in a place without a police state
to keep everybody in check.


We ARE in a police state. If there was no religion, the number of nutters would drop by 90%, so we could do away with most of the police.

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"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
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On Sat, 15 Jul 2017 11:41:39 +0100, trader_4 wrote:

On Tuesday, July 11, 2017 at 2:31:10 AM UTC-4, T wrote:
On 07/10/2017 11:07 PM, Bod wrote:
On 11/07/2017 07:02, T wrote:
On 07/10/2017 09:51 PM, Bod wrote:
On 11/07/2017 02:00, T wrote:
On 07/10/2017 12:30 AM, Bod wrote:
On 10/07/2017 05:06, T wrote:
On 07/09/2017 02:53 AM, Bod wrote:
Will you be allowing donating parts of your body when you die to
save another person from death?

Write "Ping: T" in the subject line next time. I almost
did not see this.

No, I don't trust Allopaths not to make sure I
am dead first as there is too much conflict of interest
(money) involved. And, I don't trust Allopaths as far
as I can spit, especially after the garbage they
foist on my after the Diabetes. I few I do. Most
I do not.

And it has nothing to do with religion, in case that
is why you are asking.

I rest my case, M,lord.

They can have any part of me when I'm dead if it can help extend
someones life or alleviate their pain.

It is the "I'm dead" thing I have a problem with. If
I could be assured of that, then we would be on the
same page as you.

That's highly irrational to think that they'd take your organs whilst
you're alive.

Not really. They are slime ball in the extreme.

And it this state they keep treating you after you are dead. It
is a YUGE problem. You have to show up with not one but two
copies of Do Not Resuscitate papers to get them to stop.
Of course, they keep billing you, which is the point.

Coroners have stated they see dead folks all the time
that were clearly dead when they were being treated.


That doesn't happen in the UK.


I hope not. But, don't be so sure.

You forget I listen to your news. There is another scandal
this week on how you treat your elderly. And lets not
forget that little baby you won't let come to the US
for treatment.


More like a cruel science experiment on a suffering, terminal baby.


10% chance of life is better than 0% chance.

Your medical system is a scandal in
itself, as are all single payer programs.


Medicare is a scandal?


All medical systems should be paid for privately. Not by other ****ing taxpayers!

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On Sat, 15 Jul 2017 11:39:33 +0100, trader_4 wrote:

On Tuesday, July 11, 2017 at 2:02:21 AM UTC-4, T wrote:
On 07/10/2017 09:51 PM, Bod wrote:
On 11/07/2017 02:00, T wrote:
On 07/10/2017 12:30 AM, Bod wrote:
On 10/07/2017 05:06, T wrote:
On 07/09/2017 02:53 AM, Bod wrote:
Will you be allowing donating parts of your body when you die to
save another person from death?

Write "Ping: T" in the subject line next time. I almost
did not see this.

No, I don't trust Allopaths not to make sure I
am dead first as there is too much conflict of interest
(money) involved. And, I don't trust Allopaths as far
as I can spit, especially after the garbage they
foist on my after the Diabetes. I few I do. Most
I do not.

And it has nothing to do with religion, in case that
is why you are asking.

I rest my case, M,lord.

They can have any part of me when I'm dead if it can help extend
someones life or alleviate their pain.

It is the "I'm dead" thing I have a problem with. If
I could be assured of that, then we would be on the
same page as you.

That's highly irrational to think that they'd take your organs whilst
you're alive.


Not really. They are slime ball in the extreme.

And it this state they keep treating you after you are dead. It
is a YUGE problem. You have to show up with not one but two
copies of Do Not Resuscitate papers to get them to stop.
Of course, they keep billing you, which is the point.

Coroners have stated they see dead folks all the time
that were clearly dead when they were being treated.


Your level of paranoia never ceases to amaze. One would think
you "good christian" types would want to help your fellow man
with organ donation.


Religious nutters think you need those organs in the afterlife

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On 07/21/2017 04:39 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Your level of paranoia never ceases to amaze. One would think
you "good christian" types would want to help your fellow man
with organ donation.


Religious nutters think you need those organs in the afterlife


Who told you that birdbrain? My only concern is
that I need my organs in "this" life.
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On 22/07/2017 00:53, T wrote:
On 07/21/2017 04:39 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Your level of paranoia never ceases to amaze. One would think
you "good christian" types would want to help your fellow man
with organ donation.


Religious nutters think you need those organs in the afterlife


Who told you that birdbrain? My only concern is
that I need my organs in "this" life.

Then donate yours to try to help other people.
If you're dead you no longer have a use for them.

As an aside.....would you be prepared to donate one of your kidneys
while you are alive to save a suffering child? Many good folk do.
Remember, you don't need two kidneys.


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On 07/21/2017 10:44 PM, Bod wrote:
On 22/07/2017 00:53, T wrote:
On 07/21/2017 04:39 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Your level of paranoia never ceases to amaze. One would think
you "good christian" types would want to help your fellow man
with organ donation.

Religious nutters think you need those organs in the afterlife


Who told you that birdbrain? My only concern is
that I need my organs in "this" life.

Then donate yours to try to help other people.
If you're dead you no longer have a use for them.


I have no problem with that after I am actually dead.


As an aside.....would you be prepared to donate one of your kidneys
while you are alive to save a suffering child? Many good folk do.
Remember, you don't need two kidneys.


That is not actually true. Your life is greatly restricted
after that. It is truly an act of love to donate a kidney.


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On 22/07/2017 06:49, T wrote:
On 07/21/2017 10:44 PM, Bod wrote:
On 22/07/2017 00:53, T wrote:
On 07/21/2017 04:39 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Your level of paranoia never ceases to amaze. One would think
you "good christian" types would want to help your fellow man
with organ donation.

Religious nutters think you need those organs in the afterlife

Who told you that birdbrain? My only concern is
that I need my organs in "this" life.

Then donate yours to try to help other people.
If you're dead you no longer have a use for them.


I have no problem with that after I am actually dead.


As an aside.....would you be prepared to donate one of your kidneys
while you are alive to save a suffering child? Many good folk do.
Remember, you don't need two kidneys.


That is not actually true. Your life is greatly restricted
after that. It is truly an act of love to donate a kidney.

So would YOU donate one?
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On 07/21/2017 11:23 PM, Bod wrote:
On 22/07/2017 06:49, T wrote:
On 07/21/2017 10:44 PM, Bod wrote:
On 22/07/2017 00:53, T wrote:
On 07/21/2017 04:39 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Your level of paranoia never ceases to amaze. One would think
you "good christian" types would want to help your fellow man
with organ donation.

Religious nutters think you need those organs in the afterlife

Who told you that birdbrain? My only concern is
that I need my organs in "this" life.

Then donate yours to try to help other people.
If you're dead you no longer have a use for them.


I have no problem with that after I am actually dead.


As an aside.....would you be prepared to donate one of your kidneys
while you are alive to save a suffering child? Many good folk do.
Remember, you don't need two kidneys.


That is not actually true. Your life is greatly restricted
after that. It is truly an act of love to donate a kidney.


So would YOU donate one?


Depends on circumstances. I have to stay healthy
so I can to take care of others that would die without
my help. So ...
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On 22/07/2017 07:49, T wrote:
On 07/21/2017 11:23 PM, Bod wrote:
On 22/07/2017 06:49, T wrote:
On 07/21/2017 10:44 PM, Bod wrote:
On 22/07/2017 00:53, T wrote:
On 07/21/2017 04:39 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Your level of paranoia never ceases to amaze. One would think
you "good christian" types would want to help your fellow man
with organ donation.

Religious nutters think you need those organs in the afterlife

Who told you that birdbrain? My only concern is
that I need my organs in "this" life.

Then donate yours to try to help other people.
If you're dead you no longer have a use for them.

I have no problem with that after I am actually dead.


As an aside.....would you be prepared to donate one of your kidneys
while you are alive to save a suffering child? Many good folk do.
Remember, you don't need two kidneys.

That is not actually true. Your life is greatly restricted
after that. It is truly an act of love to donate a kidney.


So would YOU donate one?


Depends on circumstances. I have to stay healthy
so I can to take care of others that would die without
my help. So ...

In other words, you wouldn't.
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So would YOU donate one?



Why are christians afraid of Heaven? Why does everyone want to extend their stay here on this giant dirtball.


An elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident and were transported to Heaven. The faithful couple were recognized by St. Peter and escorted into the welcome center, where they began to take in all the wonder and amazement of the place.
St. Peter pointed out the food court and told them that they could of course eat anything and not worry about their health. The husband especially began partaking of the pastries and deserts. The wife was amazed at the beauty, the peace and the joy she
felt and commented over and over about what a nice place Heaven was and how happy she felt to be there.
However, the husband began looking quite grim. His wife inquired what the problem was. The husband sneered, "If it weren't for you and your oat bran muffins & healthy food, we'd probably have been here 15 years ago!"

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On 7/17/2017 11:55 AM, trader_4 wrote:
Gee, you think maybe that's because every other president acted like
a president instead of a court jester and wasn't stupid enough to
attack everyone and anyone? That they were busy getting things
done, not tweeting about women bleeding?


Yes, tell us about Slick Willy's exemplary behavior.



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On 7/22/2017 2:23 AM, Bod wrote:

So would YOU donate one?



Why are christians afraid of Heaven? Why does everyone want to extend their stay here on this giant dirtball.


An elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident and were transported to Heaven. The faithful couple were recognized by St. Peter and escorted into the welcome center, where they began to take in all the wonder and amazement of the place.
St. Peter pointed out the food court and told them that they could of course eat anything and not worry about their health. The husband especially began partaking of the pastries and deserts. The wife was amazed at the beauty, the peace and the joy she
felt and commented over and over about what a nice place Heaven was and how happy she felt to be there.
However, the husband began looking quite grim. His wife inquired what the problem was. The husband sneered, "If it weren't for you and your oat bran muffins & healthy food, we'd probably have been here 15 years ago!"


Christians think life is a game where you score points. If you give up too soon, you might not have enough to be allowed in, because god is a ****.

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You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep-seated need to believe. -- Carl Sagan
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On 22/07/2017 14:17, Jim and Tami Bakkker wrote:
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So would YOU donate one?



Why are christians afraid of Heaven? Why does everyone want to extend
their stay here on this giant dirtball.


An elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident and were
transported to Heaven. The faithful couple were recognized by St. Peter
and escorted into the welcome center, where they began to take in all
the wonder and amazement of the place.
St. Peter pointed out the food court and told them that they could of
course eat anything and not worry about their health. The husband
especially began partaking of the pastries and deserts. The wife was
amazed at the beauty, the peace and the joy she felt and commented over
and over about what a nice place Heaven was and how happy she felt to be
there.
However, the husband began looking quite grim. His wife inquired what
the problem was. The husband sneered, "If it weren't for you and your
oat bran muffins & healthy food, we'd probably have been here 15 years
ago!"

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On 07/22/2017 12:32 AM, Bod wrote:
On 22/07/2017 07:49, T wrote:
On 07/21/2017 11:23 PM, Bod wrote:
On 22/07/2017 06:49, T wrote:
On 07/21/2017 10:44 PM, Bod wrote:
On 22/07/2017 00:53, T wrote:
On 07/21/2017 04:39 PM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Your level of paranoia never ceases to amaze. One would think
you "good christian" types would want to help your fellow man
with organ donation.

Religious nutters think you need those organs in the afterlife

Who told you that birdbrain? My only concern is
that I need my organs in "this" life.

Then donate yours to try to help other people.
If you're dead you no longer have a use for them.

I have no problem with that after I am actually dead.


As an aside.....would you be prepared to donate one of your kidneys
while you are alive to save a suffering child? Many good folk do.
Remember, you don't need two kidneys.

That is not actually true. Your life is greatly restricted
after that. It is truly an act of love to donate a kidney.


So would YOU donate one?


Depends on circumstances. I have to stay healthy
so I can to take care of others that would die without
my help. So ...

In other words, you wouldn't.


Stop being a jerk. I told you exactly what I thought. Stop
twisting my words.
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So would YOU donate one?



Why are christians afraid of Heaven? Why does everyone want to extend
their stay here on this giant dirtball.


An elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident and were
transported to Heaven. The faithful couple were recognized by St.
Peter and escorted into the welcome center, where they began to take
in all the wonder and amazement of the place.
St. Peter pointed out the food court and told them that they could of
course eat anything and not worry about their health. The husband
especially began partaking of the pastries and deserts. The wife was
amazed at the beauty, the peace and the joy she felt and commented
over and over about what a nice place Heaven was and how happy she
felt to be there.
However, the husband began looking quite grim. His wife inquired what
the problem was. The husband sneered, "If it weren't for you and your
oat bran muffins & healthy food, we'd probably have been here 15 years
ago!"

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On 07/22/2017 07:36 AM, Bod wrote:
On 22/07/2017 14:17, Jim and Tami Bakkker wrote:
On 7/22/2017 2:23 AM, Bod wrote:

So would YOU donate one?


Why are christians afraid of Heaven? Why does everyone want to
extend their stay here on this giant dirtball.


An elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident and were
transported to Heaven. The faithful couple were recognized by St.
Peter and escorted into the welcome center, where they began to take
in all the wonder and amazement of the place.
St. Peter pointed out the food court and told them that they could of
course eat anything and not worry about their health. The husband
especially began partaking of the pastries and deserts. The wife was
amazed at the beauty, the peace and the joy she felt and commented
over and over about what a nice place Heaven was and how happy she
felt to be there.
However, the husband began looking quite grim. His wife inquired what
the problem was. The husband sneered, "If it weren't for you and your
oat bran muffins & healthy food, we'd probably have been here 15
years ago!"

chuckle


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Health food doesn't make you live longer. It just SEEMS that way.
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