On Sat, 22 Jul 2017 14:17:02 +0100, Jim and Tami Bakkker wrote:

On 7/22/2017 2:23 AM, Bod wrote:

So would YOU donate one?


Why are christians afraid of Heaven? Why does everyone want to extend their stay here on this giant dirtball.


An elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident and were transported to Heaven. The faithful couple were recognized by St. Peter and escorted into the welcome center, where they began to take in all the wonder and amazement of the place.
St. Peter pointed out the food court and told them that they could of course eat anything and not worry about their health. The husband especially began partaking of the pastries and deserts. The wife was amazed at the beauty, the peace and the joy she
felt and commented over and over about what a nice place Heaven was and how happy she felt to be there.
However, the husband began looking quite grim. His wife inquired what the problem was. The husband sneered, "If it weren't for you and your oat bran muffins & healthy food, we'd probably have been here 15 years ago!"

Christians think life is a game where you score points. If you give up too soon, you might not have enough to be allowed in, because god is a ****.

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You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep-seated need to believe. -- Carl Sagan