On 22/07/2017 14:17, Jim and Tami Bakkker wrote:
On 7/22/2017 2:23 AM, Bod wrote:

So would YOU donate one?


Why are christians afraid of Heaven? Why does everyone want to extend
their stay here on this giant dirtball.


An elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident and were
transported to Heaven. The faithful couple were recognized by St. Peter
and escorted into the welcome center, where they began to take in all
the wonder and amazement of the place.
St. Peter pointed out the food court and told them that they could of
course eat anything and not worry about their health. The husband
especially began partaking of the pastries and deserts. The wife was
amazed at the beauty, the peace and the joy she felt and commented over
and over about what a nice place Heaven was and how happy she felt to be
there.
However, the husband began looking quite grim. His wife inquired what
the problem was. The husband sneered, "If it weren't for you and your
oat bran muffins & healthy food, we'd probably have been here 15 years
ago!"

chuckle