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On 12/9/2015 10:48 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles explained on 12/9/2015 :
On 12/9/2015 8:20 AM, Eagle wrote:

Put together a short horror story and post it Uncle M. I need something
to inspire My mid night wanderings with My attack Pomerainians....


How many Poms do you have? A dozen or so and you could compare them to
piranha with all those teeth, maybe.


Three....the youngest is 'Loki', the 3 year old is 'Tucker', and the 14
year old is 'Cowboy'.
Loki is the biggest and the toughest, Tucker is half Loki's size, and
Cowboy is the smallest at 4 pounds. He's a tough little feller though,
He rules the other two and they let him have the best treats.


Sounds like they are a lot of fun to have around.

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Guess no one trims



whooops! Guess I trimmed too much t...


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On 12/9/2015 11:33 AM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon explained on 12/9/2015 :

The horror!


Horror what? ^^


With all those reds out there,
trying to infiltrate my perimiter and
go for my soft under belly.

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On 12/9/2015 12:26 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 11:27 AM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 9:02 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:


Guess no one trims



whooops! Guess I trimmed too much t...


...did


....before long we'll be reading each others m... {long stare while I
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On 12/9/2015 12:28 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 11:33 AM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon explained on 12/9/2015 :

The horror!


Horror what? ^^


With all those reds out there,
trying to infiltrate my perimiter and
go for my soft under belly.


Soft under bellies usually mean someone is TICKLISH! Now, all of usenet
knows. You better hide.

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On 12/9/2015 12:34 PM, LVetter wrote:
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It was a sunny but cold morning. A fat, tired
man is reading Usenet on his PC. He screams in
terror, and runs from the room. Untrimmed text!
The horror!


As he entered the adjoining room he was met by a grammar error...it stopped
him in his tracts.

Loren


His mind wandered a brief second, he typo'd and
fell on his font.

Fortunately for his type, there's a new serrif in
town. Who put a tail on him.

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Stormin Mormon was thinking very hard :
On 12/9/2015 12:34 PM, LVetter wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:

It was a sunny but cold morning. A fat, tired
man is reading Usenet on his PC. He screams in
terror, and runs from the room. Untrimmed text!
The horror!


As he entered the adjoining room he was met by a grammar error...it stopped
him in his tracts.

Loren


His mind wandered a brief second, he typo'd and
fell on his font.

Fortunately for his type, there's a new serrif in
town. Who put a tail on him.


Oh His poooooor font... ^^
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Muggles has brought this to us :
On 12/9/2015 10:48 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles explained on 12/9/2015 :
On 12/9/2015 8:20 AM, Eagle wrote:

Put together a short horror story and post it Uncle M. I need something
to inspire My mid night wanderings with My attack Pomerainians....

How many Poms do you have? A dozen or so and you could compare them to
piranha with all those teeth, maybe.


Three....the youngest is 'Loki', the 3 year old is 'Tucker', and the 14
year old is 'Cowboy'.
Loki is the biggest and the toughest, Tucker is half Loki's size, and
Cowboy is the smallest at 4 pounds. He's a tough little feller though,
He rules the other two and they let him have the best treats.


Sounds like they are a lot of fun to have around.


Sometimes we turn off the TV and just watch them play. They are our
'kids', and we treat them like little rascals. Tucker sleeps on the bed
with us, Loki has a house, and Cowboy has a very soft pillow. ^^

Loki in his 'house'...
http://postimg.org/image/f03yl3ufp/
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On 12/9/2015 1:28 PM, Muggles wrote:
Guess no one trims



whooops! Guess I trimmed too much t...


...did


...before long we'll be reading each others m... {long stare while I
project my complete thought}


Dammit, I just GOT you a beer, woman!

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On 12/9/2015 1:30 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 12:28 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 11:33 AM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon explained on 12/9/2015 :

The horror!

Horror what? ^^


With all those reds out there,
trying to infiltrate my perimiter and
go for my soft under belly.


Soft under bellies usually mean someone is TICKLISH! Now, all of usenet
knows. You better hide.


Or, it means someone is paraphrasing Frank
Burns from the TV show MASH.

I go back to my MASH reruns.

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On 12/9/2015 3:27 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon was thinking very hard :
On 12/9/2015 12:34 PM, LVetter wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:

It was a sunny but cold morning. A fat, tired
man is reading Usenet on his PC. He screams in
terror, and runs from the room. Untrimmed text!
The horror!

As he entered the adjoining room he was met by a grammar error...it
stopped
him in his tracts.

Loren


His mind wandered a brief second, he typo'd and
fell on his font.

Fortunately for his type, there's a new serrif in
town. Who put a tail on him.


Oh His poooooor font... ^^


I'm not sure I can face this. Not my type.

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Stormin Mormon wrote :
On 12/9/2015 1:30 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 12:28 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 11:33 AM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon explained on 12/9/2015 :

The horror!

Horror what? ^^

With all those reds out there,
trying to infiltrate my perimiter and
go for my soft under belly.


Soft under bellies usually mean someone is TICKLISH! Now, all of usenet
knows. You better hide.


Or, it means someone is paraphrasing Frank
Burns from the TV show MASH.

I go back to my MASH reruns.


I watch M.A.S.H. every evening. Frank has to be My favorite character.
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On 12/9/2015 2:32 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles has brought this to us :
On 12/9/2015 10:48 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles explained on 12/9/2015 :
On 12/9/2015 8:20 AM, Eagle wrote:

Put together a short horror story and post it Uncle M. I need
something
to inspire My mid night wanderings with My attack Pomerainians....

How many Poms do you have? A dozen or so and you could compare them to
piranha with all those teeth, maybe.

Three....the youngest is 'Loki', the 3 year old is 'Tucker', and the 14
year old is 'Cowboy'.
Loki is the biggest and the toughest, Tucker is half Loki's size, and
Cowboy is the smallest at 4 pounds. He's a tough little feller though,
He rules the other two and they let him have the best treats.


Sounds like they are a lot of fun to have around.


Sometimes we turn off the TV and just watch them play. They are our
'kids', and we treat them like little rascals. Tucker sleeps on the bed
with us, Loki has a house, and Cowboy has a very soft pillow. ^^

Loki in his 'house'...
http://postimg.org/image/f03yl3ufp/


Now THAT's cute!

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On 12/9/2015 3:21 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:28 PM, Muggles wrote:
Guess no one trims



whooops! Guess I trimmed too much t...


...did


...before long we'll be reading each others m... {long stare while I
project my complete thought}


Dammit, I just GOT you a beer, woman!

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That was WINE mr. Not beer.

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On 12/9/2015 3:25 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:30 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 12:28 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 11:33 AM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon explained on 12/9/2015 :

The horror!

Horror what? ^^

With all those reds out there,
trying to infiltrate my perimiter and
go for my soft under belly.


Soft under bellies usually mean someone is TICKLISH! Now, all of usenet
knows. You better hide.


Or, it means someone is paraphrasing Frank
Burns from the TV show MASH.

I go back to my MASH reruns.


It's been a long time since I watched MASH reruns.

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On 12/9/2015 4:48 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :
Or, it means someone is paraphrasing Frank
Burns from the TV show MASH.

I go back to my MASH reruns.


I watch M.A.S.H. every evening. Frank has to be My favorite character.


I'd have to think on who's my favorite
character. I do totally enjoy and appreciate
how the characters evolved, through the
series.

For now, BJ Hunnicut might be my favorite.

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On 12/9/2015 5:29 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 3:21 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
...before long we'll be reading each others m... {long stare while I
project my complete thought}


Dammit, I just GOT you a beer, woman!

.
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That was WINE mr. Not beer.


That why you threw the whole bottle at me?

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On 12/9/2015 8:02 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 5:29 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 3:21 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
...before long we'll be reading each others m... {long stare while I
project my complete thought}


Dammit, I just GOT you a beer, woman!

.
Comical A. Young
learn more about Jokes
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That was WINE mr. Not beer.


That why you threw the whole bottle at me?


Sometimes, you don't take subtle hints.

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Stormin Mormon used his keyboard to write :
On 12/9/2015 4:48 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :
Or, it means someone is paraphrasing Frank
Burns from the TV show MASH.

I go back to my MASH reruns.


I watch M.A.S.H. every evening. Frank has to be My favorite character.


I'd have to think on who's my favorite
character. I do totally enjoy and appreciate
how the characters evolved, through the
series.

For now, BJ Hunnicut might be my favorite.


LT Col Henry Blake [McLean Stevenson] was funnier than Sherman Potter
IMO.
MASH plays two episodes every evening from 7 to 8 PM here. I must have
seen every episode at least twenty times!
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Muggles brought next idea :
On 12/9/2015 2:32 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles has brought this to us :
On 12/9/2015 10:48 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles explained on 12/9/2015 :
On 12/9/2015 8:20 AM, Eagle wrote:

Put together a short horror story and post it Uncle M. I need
something
to inspire My mid night wanderings with My attack Pomerainians....

How many Poms do you have? A dozen or so and you could compare them to
piranha with all those teeth, maybe.

Three....the youngest is 'Loki', the 3 year old is 'Tucker', and the 14
year old is 'Cowboy'.
Loki is the biggest and the toughest, Tucker is half Loki's size, and
Cowboy is the smallest at 4 pounds. He's a tough little feller though,
He rules the other two and they let him have the best treats.

Sounds like they are a lot of fun to have around.


Sometimes we turn off the TV and just watch them play. They are our
'kids', and we treat them like little rascals. Tucker sleeps on the bed
with us, Loki has a house, and Cowboy has a very soft pillow. ^^

Loki in his 'house'...
http://postimg.org/image/f03yl3ufp/


Now THAT's cute!


He's a real fun dog. They all take a nap around noon, and Loki sleeps
on his back with his head upside down. We got some shots of him
sleeping like that, but they aren't very good, so I'll try to get some
of him like that today. We got Loki a new bed yesterday, and He drug it
all over the house. He finally drug it into the living room and layed
in it till 11pm. Then drug it into the bedroom and climbed in for the
night.
Our Kids moved out, and our other kids moved in... lol


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Muggles expressed precisely :
On 12/9/2015 8:02 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 5:29 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 3:21 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
...before long we'll be reading each others m... {long stare while I
project my complete thought}


Dammit, I just GOT you a beer, woman!

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Comical A. Young
learn more about Jokes
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That was WINE mr. Not beer.


That why you threw the whole bottle at me?


Sometimes, you don't take subtle hints.


Maggie is a wine-o, Stormy... lol
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On 12/10/2015 9:50 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles expressed precisely :
On 12/9/2015 8:02 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
That was WINE mr. Not beer.


That why you threw the whole bottle at me?


Sometimes, you don't take subtle hints.


Maggie is a wine-o, Stormy... lol


She can't be a wine-o. I'm so sad that you
even brought that up. My day is ruined. Wish
you had never mentioned that, I'm so miserable.

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Last night, I microwaved a can of beef
ravioli. Why did it explode like that?

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On 12/10/2015 8:48 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles brought next idea :
On 12/9/2015 2:32 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles has brought this to us :
On 12/9/2015 10:48 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles explained on 12/9/2015 :
On 12/9/2015 8:20 AM, Eagle wrote:

Put together a short horror story and post it Uncle M. I need
something
to inspire My mid night wanderings with My attack
Pomerainians....

How many Poms do you have? A dozen or so and you could compare
them to
piranha with all those teeth, maybe.

Three....the youngest is 'Loki', the 3 year old is 'Tucker', and
the 14
year old is 'Cowboy'.
Loki is the biggest and the toughest, Tucker is half Loki's size, and
Cowboy is the smallest at 4 pounds. He's a tough little feller though,
He rules the other two and they let him have the best treats.

Sounds like they are a lot of fun to have around.

Sometimes we turn off the TV and just watch them play. They are our
'kids', and we treat them like little rascals. Tucker sleeps on the bed
with us, Loki has a house, and Cowboy has a very soft pillow. ^^

Loki in his 'house'...
http://postimg.org/image/f03yl3ufp/


Now THAT's cute!


He's a real fun dog. They all take a nap around noon, and Loki sleeps on
his back with his head upside down. We got some shots of him sleeping
like that, but they aren't very good, so I'll try to get some of him
like that today. We got Loki a new bed yesterday, and He drug it all
over the house. He finally drug it into the living room and layed in it
till 11pm. Then drug it into the bedroom and climbed in for the night.
Our Kids moved out, and our other kids moved in... lol


yeah When our kids come home our dog gets so excited she whines and
cries and yelps because her people pups are home.

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On 12/10/2015 8:50 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles expressed precisely :
On 12/9/2015 8:02 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 5:29 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 3:21 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
...before long we'll be reading each others m... {long stare while I
project my complete thought}


Dammit, I just GOT you a beer, woman!

.
Comical A. Young
learn more about Jokes
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.
.

That was WINE mr. Not beer.


That why you threw the whole bottle at me?


Sometimes, you don't take subtle hints.


Maggie is a wine-o, Stormy... lol


hiccup! ooooohhhhh ... ummmm {burp} 'SCUSE ME!

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Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 12/10/2015 8:50 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles expressed precisely :
On 12/9/2015 8:02 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 5:29 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 3:21 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
...before long we'll be reading each others m... {long stare while I
project my complete thought}


Dammit, I just GOT you a beer, woman!

.
Comical A. Young
learn more about Jokes
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.
.

That was WINE mr. Not beer.


That why you threw the whole bottle at me?


Sometimes, you don't take subtle hints.


Maggie is a wine-o, Stormy... lol


hiccup! ooooohhhhh ... ummmm {burp} 'SCUSE ME!


lol

My Daughter is a wine-o as well. She goes to the wineriesall up and
down the California coast and buys cases of wine she and Her Man
tastes. It's no wonder She has such rosey cheeks all the time. ^^
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Stormin Mormon expressed precisely :
On 12/10/2015 9:50 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles expressed precisely :
On 12/9/2015 8:02 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
That was WINE mr. Not beer.


That why you threw the whole bottle at me?


Sometimes, you don't take subtle hints.


Maggie is a wine-o, Stormy... lol


She can't be a wine-o. I'm so sad that you
even brought that up. My day is ruined. Wish
you had never mentioned that, I'm so miserable.


Hey...that's better than being a Ripple-o.
Get over it...She did by jumping. :')
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yeah When our kids come home our dog gets so excited she whines and
cries and yelps because her people pups are home.


Funnt how our doggy-kids find their way into our lives just like they
were our people kids.

This better Stormy? ^^
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On 12/10/2015 12:19 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 12/10/2015 8:50 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles expressed precisely :
On 12/9/2015 8:02 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 5:29 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 3:21 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
...before long we'll be reading each others m... {long stare
while I
project my complete thought}


Dammit, I just GOT you a beer, woman!

.
Comical A. Young
learn more about Jokes
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.
.

That was WINE mr. Not beer.


That why you threw the whole bottle at me?


Sometimes, you don't take subtle hints.

Maggie is a wine-o, Stormy... lol


hiccup! ooooohhhhh ... ummmm {burp} 'SCUSE ME!


lol

My Daughter is a wine-o as well. She goes to the wineriesall up and down
the California coast and buys cases of wine she and Her Man tastes. It's
no wonder She has such rosey cheeks all the time. ^^


When I had my gall bladder out I couldn't digest some foods very well,
so it was suggested I try red wine with some meals to help with that.
My first was a red zinfandel, and it was ok, but not enough red, so I
kept trying reds until I got to a merlot, and it's just about right for
me if I have a meal that I need help with... It's also not to sweet,
and has a nice finish to it.

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Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 12/10/2015 12:19 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 12/10/2015 8:50 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles expressed precisely :
On 12/9/2015 8:02 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 5:29 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 3:21 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
...before long we'll be reading each others m... {long stare
while I
project my complete thought}


Dammit, I just GOT you a beer, woman!

.
Comical A. Young
learn more about Jokes
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.
.

That was WINE mr. Not beer.


That why you threw the whole bottle at me?


Sometimes, you don't take subtle hints.

Maggie is a wine-o, Stormy... lol

hiccup! ooooohhhhh ... ummmm {burp} 'SCUSE ME!


lol

My Daughter is a wine-o as well. She goes to the wineriesall up and down
the California coast and buys cases of wine she and Her Man tastes. It's
no wonder She has such rosey cheeks all the time. ^^


When I had my gall bladder out I couldn't digest some foods very well,
so it was suggested I try red wine with some meals to help with that.
My first was a red zinfandel, and it was ok, but not enough red, so I
kept trying reds until I got to a merlot, and it's just about right for
me if I have a meal that I need help with... It's also not to sweet,
and has a nice finish to it.


I like wine as well, but have to do with fruit juice.


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On 12/10/2015 3:27 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 12/10/2015 12:19 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 12/10/2015 8:50 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles expressed precisely :
On 12/9/2015 8:02 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 5:29 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 3:21 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
...before long we'll be reading each others m... {long stare
while I
project my complete thought}


Dammit, I just GOT you a beer, woman!

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That was WINE mr. Not beer.


That why you threw the whole bottle at me?


Sometimes, you don't take subtle hints.

Maggie is a wine-o, Stormy... lol

hiccup! ooooohhhhh ... ummmm {burp} 'SCUSE ME!

lol

My Daughter is a wine-o as well. She goes to the wineriesall up and down
the California coast and buys cases of wine she and Her Man tastes. It's
no wonder She has such rosey cheeks all the time. ^^


When I had my gall bladder out I couldn't digest some foods very well,
so it was suggested I try red wine with some meals to help with that.
My first was a red zinfandel, and it was ok, but not enough red, so I
kept trying reds until I got to a merlot, and it's just about right for
me if I have a meal that I need help with... It's also not to sweet,
and has a nice finish to it.


I like wine as well, but have to do with fruit juice.


I haven't had any wine for quite a while. Maybe 6 months ... hmmm
Might be time for some merlot, though.

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On 12/10/2015 9:41 AM, Eagle wrote:
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For now, BJ Hunnicut might be my favorite.


LT Col Henry Blake [McLean Stevenson] was funnier than Sherman Potter IMO.
MASH plays two episodes every evening from 7 to 8 PM here. I must have
seen every episode at least twenty times!


Well, righty dokey, OK all you Eagle Sans.

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On 12/10/2015 1:25 PM, Eagle wrote:
on 12/10/2015, Muggles supposed :


yeah When our kids come home our dog gets so excited she whines and
cries and yelps because her people pups are home.


Funnt how our doggy-kids find their way into our lives just like they
were our people kids.

This better Stormy? ^^


Pierce: Usenet posts are supposed to be like that.
BJ: Erin leaves some excess trailing text, I think it's so cute.
Rizzo: I don't give a whatever.
Mulchahy: The Lord loves those who trim text.
Houlihan: Text will be trimmed according to regulations.
Burns: I believe exactly what Major Houlihan said to believe.
Winchester: Dolce! Trim dolce!
Kelly: We could take a picnic basket down to the river, and
watch the clouds while we trim text.
Potter: I spent the winter of 17 in the Ardennes.
We trimmed text and burned it to stay alive.
Radar: I can trim text before someone types it.
Don't know, I've always had it.
Klinger: I don't know why people want to trim
text. It's just an Army thing. Me, I'd rather
trim a Packo's hot dog in Toledo.

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Muggles explained on 12/10/2015 :
On 12/10/2015 3:27 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles laid this down on his screen :
On 12/10/2015 12:19 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 12/10/2015 8:50 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles expressed precisely :
On 12/9/2015 8:02 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 5:29 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 3:21 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
...before long we'll be reading each others m... {long stare
while I
project my complete thought}


Dammit, I just GOT you a beer, woman!

.
Comical A. Young
learn more about Jokes
. www.loads.of.fun.org
.
.

That was WINE mr. Not beer.


That why you threw the whole bottle at me?


Sometimes, you don't take subtle hints.

Maggie is a wine-o, Stormy... lol

hiccup! ooooohhhhh ... ummmm {burp} 'SCUSE ME!

lol

My Daughter is a wine-o as well. She goes to the wineriesall up and down
the California coast and buys cases of wine she and Her Man tastes. It's
no wonder She has such rosey cheeks all the time. ^^

When I had my gall bladder out I couldn't digest some foods very well,
so it was suggested I try red wine with some meals to help with that.
My first was a red zinfandel, and it was ok, but not enough red, so I
kept trying reds until I got to a merlot, and it's just about right for
me if I have a meal that I need help with... It's also not to sweet,
and has a nice finish to it.


I like wine as well, but have to do with fruit juice.


I haven't had any wine for quite a while. Maybe 6 months ... hmmm
Might be time for some merlot, though.


I'm jealous... :/
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on 12/11/2015, Stormin Mormon supposed :
On 12/10/2015 9:41 AM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon used his keyboard to write :

For now, BJ Hunnicut might be my favorite.


LT Col Henry Blake [McLean Stevenson] was funnier than Sherman Potter IMO.
MASH plays two episodes every evening from 7 to 8 PM here. I must have
seen every episode at least twenty times!


Well, righty dokey, OK all you Eagle Sans.

Blakey San


Now tell Me you are a Treky fan as well Stormy! ^^


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On 12/10/2015 1:25 PM, Eagle wrote:
on 12/10/2015, Muggles supposed :


yeah When our kids come home our dog gets so excited she whines and
cries and yelps because her people pups are home.


Funnt how our doggy-kids find their way into our lives just like they
were our people kids.

This better Stormy? ^^


Pierce: Usenet posts are supposed to be like that.
BJ: Erin leaves some excess trailing text, I think it's so cute.
Rizzo: I don't give a whatever.
Mulchahy: The Lord loves those who trim text.
Houlihan: Text will be trimmed according to regulations.
Burns: I believe exactly what Major Houlihan said to believe.
Winchester: Dolce! Trim dolce!
Kelly: We could take a picnic basket down to the river, and
watch the clouds while we trim text.
Potter: I spent the winter of 17 in the Ardennes.
We trimmed text and burned it to stay alive.
Radar: I can trim text before someone types it.
Don't know, I've always had it.
Klinger: I don't know why people want to trim
text. It's just an Army thing. Me, I'd rather
trim a Packo's hot dog in Toledo.


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On 12/11/2015 10:48 AM, Eagle wrote:
Well, righty dokey, OK all you Eagle Sans.

Blakey San


Now tell Me you are a Treky fan as well Stormy! ^^


Kirk: Spock! See that Eagle is shown to the VIP
quarters after dinner. He must be tired.
Spock: That would appear logical, sir.
Bones: Gamma Hydra Three is noted for parasites.
I'm taking him to sickbay first thing.
Chapel: Well, there he goes again about his
favorite parasites.
Spock: There is a logical reason for medical
screening of new arrivals.
Sulu: Screens show Hillary! at one forty two
mark seven.....
Checkov: I agree, Captain. Liberals approaching
rapidly. Screens are up.
Uhura: All hailing frequencies. Captain, there is
a message. They are from the government, and here
to help.
Ensign Crater: Captain! After what they did to my
family on Delta Sigma six!

Trek? What's that?


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On 12/11/2015 10:49 AM, Eagle wrote:
Winchester: Dolce! Trim dolce!
Kelly: We could take a picnic basket down to the river, and
watch the clouds while we trim text.
Potter: I spent the winter of 17 in the Ardennes.
We trimmed text and burned it to stay alive.
Radar: I can trim text before someone types it.
Don't know, I've always had it.
Klinger: I don't know why people want to trim
text. It's just an Army thing. Me, I'd rather
trim a Packo's hot dog in Toledo.


BG


Potter: Must be new around here, failng to trim
text. Put him under.

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Stormin Mormon wrote :
On 12/11/2015 10:48 AM, Eagle wrote:
Well, righty dokey, OK all you Eagle Sans.

Blakey San


Now tell Me you are a Treky fan as well Stormy! ^^


Kirk: Spock! See that Eagle is shown to the VIP
quarters after dinner. He must be tired.
Spock: That would appear logical, sir.
Bones: Gamma Hydra Three is noted for parasites.
I'm taking him to sickbay first thing.
Chapel: Well, there he goes again about his
favorite parasites.
Spock: There is a logical reason for medical
screening of new arrivals.
Sulu: Screens show Hillary! at one forty two
mark seven.....
Checkov: I agree, Captain. Liberals approaching
rapidly. Screens are up.
Uhura: All hailing frequencies. Captain, there is
a message. They are from the government, and here
to help.
Ensign Crater: Captain! After what they did to my
family on Delta Sigma six!

Trek? What's that?


Chortling Yep...youtz a Treky!
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on 12/11/2015, Stormin Mormon supposed :
On 12/11/2015 10:49 AM, Eagle wrote:
Winchester: Dolce! Trim dolce!
Kelly: We could take a picnic basket down to the river, and
watch the clouds while we trim text.
Potter: I spent the winter of 17 in the Ardennes.
We trimmed text and burned it to stay alive.
Radar: I can trim text before someone types it.
Don't know, I've always had it.
Klinger: I don't know why people want to trim
text. It's just an Army thing. Me, I'd rather
trim a Packo's hot dog in Toledo.


BG


Potter: Must be new around here, failng to trim
text. Put him under.


Potter: Have Frank work on him... 8-o
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