On 2/12/2014 6:09 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
The Daring Dufas posted for all of us...

And I know how to SNIP


On 2/10/2014 7:36 PM, Shadow wrote:
On Mon, 10 Feb 2014 19:52:02 -0500, Tekkie®
wrote:

Shadow posted for all of us...

I had tuberculosis, kidney cancer, leprosy, various types of
pneumonia and a brain tumor. All healed spontaneously by my
6th year of medicine, except for the tuberculosis. I had to
treat that.


Cough cough sure it's not lung ca? cough phew, almost coughed
up a lung on that one...

I have 2 small tumors, but they have not grown in a decade. Plus
the calcification the TB left. I was so sure it was just another
imaginary student ailment that it took me 6 months to do a
sputum test.

Treat any rectal prolapses lately?

Yes, a friend of my wife's. Bit awkward when I meet her at
parties. But I have a very good poker face. All doctors do, we
train in front of the mirror. Why would you ask that ? []'s

My pal Tekkie® is a very special person who is enamored by
sphincters. ^_^

TDD
This is TRUE! There is a vast collection here.

I wanna be a sphincter! Me too, me too! Pleeeez! ^_^

TDD

On 2/10/2014 7:36 PM, Shadow wrote:
On Mon, 10 Feb 2014 19:52:02 -0500, Tekkie®
wrote:

Shadow posted for all of us...

I had tuberculosis, kidney cancer, leprosy, various types of
pneumonia and a brain tumor. All healed spontaneously by my 6th
year of medicine, except for the tuberculosis. I had to treat
that.


Cough cough sure it's not lung ca? cough phew, almost coughed up a
lung on that one...

I have 2 small tumors, but they have not grown in a decade. Plus the
calcification the TB left. I was so sure it was just another
imaginary student ailment that it took me 6 months to do a sputum
test.

Treat any rectal prolapses lately?

Yes, a friend of my wife's. Bit awkward when I meet her at parties.
But I have a very good poker face. All doctors do, we train in front
of the mirror. Why would you ask that ? []'s

My first sister-in-law met her gynecologist at a party and she was a bit
embarrassed. Yes, he's a heterosexual male physician and was there with
his wife. ^_^

TDD

On 2/13/2014 3:14 AM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
On 2/12/2014 6:09 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
This is TRUE! There is a vast collection here.

I wanna be a sphincter! Me too, me too! Pleeeez! ^_^

TDD

You want to be an egyptian statue?

http://data.kenhsinhvien.net/hinhanh...op-display.jpg

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..
Christopher A. Young
Learn about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

On Thu, 13 Feb 2014 02:18:35 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

Treat any rectal prolapses lately?

Yes, a friend of my wife's. Bit awkward when I meet her at parties.
But I have a very good poker face. All doctors do, we train in front
of the mirror. Why would you ask that ? []'s

My first sister-in-law met her gynecologist at a party and she was a bit
embarrassed. Yes, he's a heterosexual male physician and was there with
his wife. ^_^

Well, it wasn't me. I was a family doctor. I looked in all the
holes, not just the frontal female ones. ****, even in Nuns holes(yes,
contrary to popular belief, they have them too!!!)
But like I said, if I was at that party, I would not have
shown a trace of recognition unless the patient brought it up. Poker
face.
What amazes me is that some patients actually get annoyed when
I don't recognize them in public. It's in my oath not to.
[]'s
--
Don't be evil - Google 2004
We have a new policy - Google 2012

On Thu, 13 Feb 2014 02:14:59 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

I wanna be a sphincter! Me too, me too! Pleeeez! ^_^

Get in the queue.
[]'s
--
Don't be evil - Google 2004
We have a new policy - Google 2012

On Wed, 12 Feb 2014 19:39:59 -0800 (PST), bob haller
wrote:

Recently I gained weight and got to around 240 pounds. Eating junk food, stress eating.

I weight 248 lbs and I'm not obese. Maybe you should stretch.

[]'s
--
Don't be evil - Google 2004
We have a new policy - Google 2012

I weight 248 lbs and I'm not obese. Maybe you should stretch.

yeah how tall are you? 7 feet?

On 2/13/2014 8:54 AM, bob haller wrote:


I weight 248 lbs and I'm not obese. Maybe you should stretch.

yeah how tall are you? 7 feet?

Muscle weights more than fat. His brain muscle is very big. ^_^

TDD

On Thu, 13 Feb 2014 02:14:59 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 2/12/2014 6:09 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
The Daring Dufas posted for all of us...

And I know how to SNIP


On 2/10/2014 7:36 PM, Shadow wrote:
On Mon, 10 Feb 2014 19:52:02 -0500, Tekkie®
wrote:

Shadow posted for all of us...

I had tuberculosis, kidney cancer, leprosy, various types of
pneumonia and a brain tumor. All healed spontaneously by my
6th year of medicine, except for the tuberculosis. I had to
treat that.


Cough cough sure it's not lung ca? cough phew, almost coughed
up a lung on that one...

I have 2 small tumors, but they have not grown in a decade. Plus
the calcification the TB left. I was so sure it was just another
imaginary student ailment that it took me 6 months to do a
sputum test.

Treat any rectal prolapses lately?

Yes, a friend of my wife's. Bit awkward when I meet her at
parties. But I have a very good poker face. All doctors do, we
train in front of the mirror. Why would you ask that ? []'s

My pal Tekkie® is a very special person who is enamored by
sphincters. ^_^

TDD
This is TRUE! There is a vast collection here.

I wanna be a sphincter! Me too, me too! Pleeeez! ^_^

TDD
Why - you like hanging out around a-holes??

On Thu, 13 Feb 2014 06:54:42 -0800 (PST), bob haller
wrote:

I weight 248 lbs and I'm not obese. Maybe you should stretch.

yeah how tall are you? 7 feet?

Almost. Streeeeeccchhhhhhhhh!!!
And again .....

Seriously, the old BMI calculation only worked for people of
average height. It was deployed back in the days people did not have
calculators and had to do the math by hand, or slide rule. It is still
used by drug companies that want you to spend.

http://people.maths.ox.ac.uk/trefethen/bmi.html

The new BMI calculator takes extremes into account:

http://people.maths.ox.ac.uk/trefethen/bmi_calc.html

OK, the NSA already knows it. I'm just over 6'4"
[]'s
--
Don't be evil - Google 2004
We have a new policy - Google 2012

On 2/13/2014 12:28 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 13 Feb 2014 02:14:59 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 2/12/2014 6:09 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
The Daring Dufas posted for all of us...

And I know how to SNIP


On 2/10/2014 7:36 PM, Shadow wrote:
On Mon, 10 Feb 2014 19:52:02 -0500, Tekkie®
wrote:

Shadow posted for all of us...

I had tuberculosis, kidney cancer, leprosy, various types
of pneumonia and a brain tumor. All healed spontaneously
by my 6th year of medicine, except for the tuberculosis.
I had to treat that.


Cough cough sure it's not lung ca? cough phew, almost
coughed up a lung on that one...

I have 2 small tumors, but they have not grown in a decade.
Plus the calcification the TB left. I was so sure it was just
another imaginary student ailment that it took me 6 months to
do a sputum test.

Treat any rectal prolapses lately?

Yes, a friend of my wife's. Bit awkward when I meet her at
parties. But I have a very good poker face. All doctors do,
we train in front of the mirror. Why would you ask that ?
[]'s

My pal Tekkie® is a very special person who is enamored by
sphincters. ^_^

TDD
This is TRUE! There is a vast collection here.

I wanna be a sphincter! Me too, me too! Pleeeez! ^_^

TDD
Why - you like hanging out around a-holes??

Of course not, I'm a fan of Klingons. ^_^

TDD

On 2/13/2014 8:22 PM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
My pal Tekkie® is a very special person who is enamored by
sphincters. ^_^

TDD
This is TRUE! There is a vast collection here.

I wanna be a sphincter! Me too, me too! Pleeeez! ^_^

TDD
Why - you like hanging out around a-holes??

Of course not, I'm a fan of Klingons. ^_^

TDD

What do the starship Enterprise and
toilet paper have in common?

--
..
Christopher A. Young
Learn about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

On Fri, 14 Feb 2014 08:04:46 -0500, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

On 2/13/2014 8:22 PM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
My pal Tekkie® is a very special person who is enamored by
sphincters. ^_^

TDD
This is TRUE! There is a vast collection here.

I wanna be a sphincter! Me too, me too! Pleeeez! ^_^

TDD
Why - you like hanging out around a-holes??

Of course not, I'm a fan of Klingons. ^_^

TDD

What do the starship Enterprise and
toilet paper have in common?

Klinkers ? No ....
To go where no-one has gone before ? True in my case, but
......
I give up.
[]'s
--
Don't be evil - Google 2004
We have a new policy - Google 2012

On 2/14/2014 7:04 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 2/13/2014 8:22 PM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
My pal Tekkie® is a very special person who is enamored by
sphincters. ^_^

TDD
This is TRUE! There is a vast collection here.

I wanna be a sphincter! Me too, me too! Pleeeez! ^_^

TDD
Why - you like hanging out around a-holes??

Of course not, I'm a fan of Klingons. ^_^

TDD

What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

Both wipe out Klingons. ^_^

TDD

On 2/14/2014 11:54 AM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

Both wipe out Klingons. ^_^

TDD

Both circle Uranus, looking for Klingons.

--
..
Christopher A. Young
Learn about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

On 2/14/2014 11:54 AM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
Why - you like hanging out around a-holes??

Of course not, I'm a fan of Klingons. ^_^

TDD

What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

Both wipe out Klingons. ^_^

TDD

Several weeks ago, it was warmer. I was at church
with short sleeves, tie, and book bag. A five year
old boy bounded up to me with maximum energy. Says
"Your anus is showing!" I smiled, thanked him, and
walked away deliberately.

Mentioned it to his Dad, who said the boy meant
wenus, which actually was showing. Kids can be
comical.

--
..
Christopher A. Young
Learn about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

Shadow wrote in :

On Thu, 13 Feb 2014 06:54:42 -0800 (PST), bob haller
wrote:

I weight 248 lbs and I'm not obese. Maybe you should stretch.

yeah how tall are you? 7 feet?

Almost. Streeeeeccchhhhhhhhh!!!
And again .....

Seriously, the old BMI calculation only worked for people of
average height. It was deployed back in the days people did not have
calculators and had to do the math by hand, or slide rule. It is still
used by drug companies that want you to spend.

http://people.maths.ox.ac.uk/trefethen/bmi.html

The new BMI calculator takes extremes into account:

http://people.maths.ox.ac.uk/trefethen/bmi_calc.html

OK, the NSA already knows it. I'm just over 6'4"
[]'s

Shadow... the NSA can tell your height by your shadow just like they did
using satellite photos of Bin Laden in his compound. Just saying!

--
Jax

Jax wrote:
Shadow wrote in :

On Thu, 13 Feb 2014 06:54:42 -0800 (PST), bob haller
wrote:

I weight 248 lbs and I'm not obese. Maybe you should stretch.

yeah how tall are you? 7 feet?

Almost. Streeeeeccchhhhhhhhh!!!
And again .....

Seriously, the old BMI calculation only worked for people of
average height. It was deployed back in the days people did not have
calculators and had to do the math by hand, or slide rule. It is still
used by drug companies that want you to spend.

http://people.maths.ox.ac.uk/trefethen/bmi.html

The new BMI calculator takes extremes into account:

http://people.maths.ox.ac.uk/trefethen/bmi_calc.html

OK, the NSA already knows it. I'm just over 6'4"
[]'s

Shadow... the NSA can tell your height by your shadow just like they did
using satellite photos of Bin Laden in his compound. Just saying!

Hi,
Simple rule of thumb is if your waist is over half of your height,
you're fat ridden.(over weight) I am ~6 foot, weighs 160 lbs. waist is
slack 34 inches. Been like that for ages. Will be 74 in October.