Heh Heh! Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally mad. Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.
Another has microwaved her baby to death presumably to avoid this
event.
It is apparently all in the bible.
The Australians are to get it first by massive earthquake.

Bye then! Been nice knowing y'all.

"harry" wrote in message
...
Heh Heh! Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally mad. Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.
Another has microwaved her baby to death presumably to avoid this
event.
It is apparently all in the bible.
The Australians are to get it first by massive earthquake.

Bye then! Been nice knowing y'all.


I've been taking advantage of this the past month. I've maxed out all my
credit cards and played with all the new toys for the past few weeks. The
bill is due on Monday, but since we won't be here, who cares? I'm all set
to screw the banks. Bought a new luxury car I can't afford, but the payment
is not due until mid next week.

It won't hit here on the east until later in the evening. I planned to wash
the car and mow the grass, but I suppose it would be smart to skip that and
do more pleasurable things. I was going to rent a movie, but why bother if
I'll never see how it ends.

SO YOU BELIEVE ITS THE END OF THE WORLD HUHN?
YET HERE YOU ARE POSTING YOUR LATEST SHENANIGANS TO GOOGLE GROUPS
INSTEAD OF HUDDLING TOGETHER AT YOUR LOCAL CHURCH OF CHOICE FOR
GUIDANCE & FORGIVENESS.
OH WELL, PROCEED DESTROYER !

TGITM

On Fri, 20 May 2011 22:22:58 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

Heh Heh! Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally mad. Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.
Another has microwaved her baby to death presumably to avoid this
event.
It is apparently all in the bible.
The Australians are to get it first by massive earthquake.

Bye then! Been nice knowing y'all.

American Samoa used to be the first place to meet the sun, but they've
decided to move themselves ot the other side of the date line. Now
they will the last place to see the sun set.

But you'll be able to celebrate your birthday in Samoa, and then with
a short boat or plane ride, celebrate it again 24 hours later but the
same day, in American Samoa.

On 5/21/2011 12:22 AM, harry wrote:
Heh Heh! Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally mad. Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.
Another has microwaved her baby to death presumably to avoid this
event.
It is apparently all in the bible.
The Australians are to get it first by massive earthquake.

Bye then! Been nice knowing y'all.

Microwaved baby is delicious, the toes are the crunchy part.

http://www.dba-oracle.com/golf_trave...tus_eating.jpg

TDD

On Fri, 20 May 2011 22:43:37 -0700 (PDT), The Ghost in The Machine
wrote:

SO YOU BELIEVE ITS THE END OF THE WORLD HUHN?

It was on tv, it was on the net. Is there any doubt?

YET HERE YOU ARE POSTING YOUR LATEST SHENANIGANS TO GOOGLE GROUPS
INSTEAD OF HUDDLING TOGETHER AT YOUR LOCAL CHURCH OF CHOICE FOR
GUIDANCE & FORGIVENESS.
OH WELL, PROCEED DESTROYER !

TGITM

Mayor Bloomberg stole my joke. I've been teling this for years. I
have bad news and good news.....the bad news is that the world will
end tomorrow. The good news is
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...side_park.html

harry wrote:
Heh Heh! Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally mad. Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.
Another has microwaved her baby to death presumably to avoid this
event.
It is apparently all in the bible.
The Australians are to get it first by massive earthquake.

Bye then! Been nice knowing y'all.

Well so far so good, but the day has 19 hours to go yet.

On 05/21/11 01:43 am, The Ghost in The Machine wrote:

SO YOU BELIEVE ITS THE END OF THE WORLD HUHN?
YET HERE YOU ARE POSTING YOUR LATEST SHENANIGANS TO GOOGLE GROUPS
INSTEAD OF HUDDLING TOGETHER AT YOUR LOCAL CHURCH OF CHOICE FOR
GUIDANCE& FORGIVENESS.
OH WELL, PROCEED DESTROYER !

TGITM


But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt, and people cannot be saved if they remain members of them.

I am going bowling tonight with fellow church members, and I expect to
be worshiping with them tomorrow morning as usual.

Perce

"Ed Pawlowski" wrote in message
...

"harry" wrote in message
...
Heh Heh! Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally mad. Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.
Another has microwaved her baby to death presumably to avoid this
event.
It is apparently all in the bible.
The Australians are to get it first by massive earthquake.

Bye then! Been nice knowing y'all.


I've been taking advantage of this the past month. I've maxed out all my
credit cards and played with all the new toys for the past few weeks. The
bill is due on Monday, but since we won't be here, who cares? I'm all set
to screw the banks. Bought a new luxury car I can't afford, but the
payment is not due until mid next week.

It won't hit here on the east until later in the evening. I planned to
wash the car and mow the grass, but I suppose it would be smart to skip
that and do more pleasurable things. I was going to rent a movie, but why
bother if I'll never see how it ends.

My first thought on seeing this on the morning news was, "What if they're
right THIS time?"

I put more credence in the Mayan prophecies, as they DID come up with that
pretty astounding calendar while running around the jungles eating each
other's brains with a little hot chocolate on the side. At least they did
have some of the facts. And we only have to wait until December for that
one.

That is if we get through today.

In the meantime, I'm just doing things normally, whatever that is........

See you tomorrow.

Maybe.

Steve

On Fri, 20 May 2011 22:22:58 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

Heh Heh! Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally mad. Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.
Another has microwaved her baby to death presumably to avoid this
event.
It is apparently all in the bible.
The Australians are to get it first by massive earthquake.

Bye then! Been nice knowing y'all.

It could happen. The earthquake is supposed to happen just before 6PM
NY time.

In article ,
"Steve B" wrote:



My first thought on seeing this on the morning news was, "What if they're
right THIS time?"

I put more credence in the Mayan prophecies, as they DID come up with that
pretty astounding calendar while running around the jungles eating each
other's brains with a little hot chocolate on the side. At least they did
have some of the facts. And we only have to wait until December for that
one.

Uh, that's December 2012.


That is if we get through today.

In the meantime, I'm just doing things normally, whatever that is........

See you tomorrow.

Maybe.

Steve

In article ,
"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote:

On 05/21/11 01:43 am, The Ghost in The Machine wrote:

SO YOU BELIEVE ITS THE END OF THE WORLD HUHN?
YET HERE YOU ARE POSTING YOUR LATEST SHENANIGANS TO GOOGLE GROUPS
INSTEAD OF HUDDLING TOGETHER AT YOUR LOCAL CHURCH OF CHOICE FOR
GUIDANCE& FORGIVENESS.
OH WELL, PROCEED DESTROYER !

TGITM


But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt, and people cannot be saved if they remain members of them.

I am going bowling tonight with fellow church members, and I expect to
be worshiping with them tomorrow morning as usual.

Perce

The irony, of course, is that all you "worshippers," of any religion or
church, are as stark raving mad as Camping.

On 5/21/2011 1:22 PM, harry wrote:
Heh Heh! Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally mad. Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.

He should eat his Holy Bible if nothing happened....

--
May the Force & farces be with you!

On Sat, 21 May 2011 09:26:57 -0700, Smitty Two
wrote:

In article ,
"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote:

On 05/21/11 01:43 am, The Ghost in The Machine wrote:

SO YOU BELIEVE ITS THE END OF THE WORLD HUHN?
YET HERE YOU ARE POSTING YOUR LATEST SHENANIGANS TO GOOGLE GROUPS
INSTEAD OF HUDDLING TOGETHER AT YOUR LOCAL CHURCH OF CHOICE FOR
GUIDANCE& FORGIVENESS.
OH WELL, PROCEED DESTROYER !

TGITM


But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt, and people cannot be saved if they remain members of them.

I am going bowling tonight with fellow church members, and I expect to
be worshiping with them tomorrow morning as usual.

Perce

The irony, of course, is that all you "worshippers," of any religion or
church, are as stark raving mad as Camping.

Don't ya just want to pinch those cute lefties who are so tolerant of others?

"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote
But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt,

Seems he got some thing right.

On May 21, 6:33*am, "Ed Pawlowski" wrote:
"harry" wrote in message

...

Heh Heh! *Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally *mad. *Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.
Another has microwaved her baby to death presumably to avoid this
event.
It is apparently all in the bible.
The Australians are to get it first by massive earthquake.

Bye then! Been nice knowing y'all.

I've been taking advantage of this the past month. *I've maxed out all my
credit cards and played with all the new toys for the past few weeks. *The
bill is due on Monday, but since we won't be here, who cares? *I'm all set
to screw the banks. *Bought a new luxury car I can't afford, but the payment
is not due until mid next week.

It won't hit here on the east until later in the evening. I planned to wash
the car and mow the grass, but I suppose it would be smart to skip that and
do more pleasurable things. *I was going to rent a movie, but why bother if
I'll never see how it ends.

Good plan. Stay near the Mexican border in case he's wrong.

On May 21, 6:52*pm, "Ed Pawlowski" wrote:
"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote

But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt,

Seems he got some thing right. *

We ALL knew that anyway.
It's like saying politicians are corrupt and attention seekers.

this is a minor end of the world......

imagine december 21st 2012

Atheist lefties, better than either alone.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


wrote in message
news On Sat, 21 May 2011 09:26:57 -0700, Smitty Two

wrote:

The irony, of course, is that all you "worshippers," of any
religion or
church, are as stark raving mad as Camping.

Don't ya just want to pinch those cute lefties who are so
tolerant of others?

Good one. I should print that out.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Oren" wrote in message
...

Here is a Flowchart for today:

http://peasandcougars.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/will-you-be-raptured-flowchart1.jpg

On Sat, 21 May 2011 19:06:22 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Atheist lefties, better than either alone.

Better than both, but not either.

In , Ed Pawlowski wrote:

"harry" wrote in message
...
Heh Heh! Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally mad. Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.
Another has microwaved her baby to death presumably to avoid this
event.
It is apparently all in the bible.
The Australians are to get it first by massive earthquake.

Bye then! Been nice knowing y'all.


I've been taking advantage of this the past month. I've maxed out all my
credit cards and played with all the new toys for the past few weeks. The
bill is due on Monday, but since we won't be here, who cares? I'm all set
to screw the banks. Bought a new luxury car I can't afford, but the payment
is not due until mid next week.

It won't hit here on the east until later in the evening. I planned to wash
the car and mow the grass, but I suppose it would be smart to skip that and
do more pleasurable things. I was going to rent a movie, but why bother if
I'll never see how it ends.

Do you have an available sexual activity partner? Such as a spouse, or
a "steady" girlfriend/boyfriend?

What's so bad about doing "bedroom activities" in the final hours?

With "mariage relationship", maybe both of you would get "raptured"
together. And in the likely event of being together in bed the next day,
*Prepare Thyselves* - keep your mood good!

As for those not married or engaged or in "going-steady" relationships:
F*** your brains out with any like-minded person if you consider
*reliable* this May-2011 stuff to be actually reliable.

I never considered the May 2011 "Judgement Day" stuff worth more than
jokes, or an excuse to commit an act of infidelity.

- Don Klipstein )

In article , Percival P. Cassidy wrote:
On 05/21/11 01:43 am, The Ghost in The Machine wrote:

SNIP stuff said all-upper-case

But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt, and people cannot be saved if they remain members of them.

I am going bowling tonight with fellow church members, and I expect to
be worshiping with them tomorrow morning as usual.

If "all the existing churches" are doomed, then I think that includes
the "Orthodox" and "Roman" divisions of "holy catholic apostolic church".

For that matter, the Protestant denominations of Christrianity:

Does that not mean that "First United Methodist Church of Germantown"
(in 19144 ZIP code) is no-worse-off for hiring an openly practicing
lesbian minister, who got defrocked after a few levels of appeal in
"methodist court system", not all of which did not fare her way?

While FUMCOG was on that lesbian's side?
--
- Don Klipstein )

I went to the LDS temple today, and going to church
tomorrow. I guess HC doesn't think God saved me. Ruined my
entire day.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote in message
...

But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense)
has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are
irredeemably
corrupt, and people cannot be saved if they remain members
of them.

I am going bowling tonight with fellow church members, and I
expect to
be worshiping with them tomorrow morning as usual.

Perce

In ,
harry wrote:
On May 21, 6:52*pm, "Ed Pawlowski" wrote:
"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote

But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt,

Seems he got some thing right.

We ALL knew that anyway.
It's like saying politicians are corrupt and attention seekers.

Then, why do we tend to re-elect incumbents?

Why do we elect and re-elect-incumbents so-bigtime lawyers while USA
has "lawyer jokes"?

If the citizens of USA want better government, then more citizens need
to make it to a voting booth on the days when a voting booth is open.
--
- Don Klipstein )

In , Smitty
Two wrote:
In article ,
"Steve B" wrote:

My first thought on seeing this on the morning news was, "What if they're
right THIS time?"

I put more credence in the Mayan prophecies, as they DID come up with that
pretty astounding calendar while running around the jungles eating each
other's brains with a little hot chocolate on the side. At least they did
have some of the facts. And we only have to wait until December for that
one.

Uh, that's December 2012.

So on the eve of that day, do I choose among kissing my kiester/tookus
"Goodbye",or -

Getting intensely into pleasant bedroom activities with the one that
I would marry as soon as Pennsylvania marriage law allows me to do so?

Or, he and I "jet out" to the best restaurant to-both-our-tastes in the
world, and I can put the tab onto a credit card with hope of quickly not
continuing to still live on the world where I incurred the bill?

--
- Don Klipstein )

In article , mm wrote:
On Fri, 20 May 2011 22:22:58 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

Heh Heh! Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally mad. Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.
Another has microwaved her baby to death presumably to avoid this
event.
It is apparently all in the bible.
The Australians are to get it first by massive earthquake.

Bye then! Been nice knowing y'all.

American Samoa used to be the first place to meet the sun, but they've
decided to move themselves ot the other side of the date line. Now
they will the last place to see the sun set.

But you'll be able to celebrate your birthday in Samoa, and then with
a short boat or plane ride, celebrate it again 24 hours later but the
same day, in American Samoa.

What I most note of Samoa and "American Samoa": Most people there, of
both usual genders, wear skirts and not pants.

Most men in Samoa wear skirts of roughly knee length. Most women there
wear sexier longer skirts ankle-long.

--
- Don Klipstein )

On Sun, 22 May 2011 01:57:49 +0000 (UTC), (Don Klipstein)
wrote:

In ,
harry wrote:
On May 21, 6:52*pm, "Ed Pawlowski" wrote:
"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote

But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt,

Seems he got some thing right.

We ALL knew that anyway.
It's like saying politicians are corrupt and attention seekers.

Then, why do we tend to re-elect incumbents?

Name recognition. Money. Better the devil you know...

Why do we elect and re-elect-incumbents so-bigtime lawyers while USA
has "lawyer jokes"?

"so-bigtime"? Not all politicians are lawyers. Fewer each Congress, I
believe.

If the citizens of USA want better government, then more citizens need
to make it to a voting booth on the days when a voting booth is open.

No, more citizens need to get informed. Idiots elect more idiots.

On May 22, 2:50*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:
I went to the LDS temple today, and going to church
tomorrow. I guess HC doesn't think God saved me. Ruined my
entire day.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
*www.lds.org
.

"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote in ...

But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense)
has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are
irredeemably
corrupt, and people cannot be saved if they remain members
of them.

I am going bowling tonight with fellow church members, and I
expect to
be worshiping with them tomorrow morning as usual.

Perce

Do you take your sixshooter to the "temple".

On May 22, 2:57*am, (Don Klipstein) wrote:
In ,

harry wrote:
On May 21, 6:52*pm, "Ed Pawlowski" wrote:
"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote

But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt,

Seems he got some thing right.

We ALL knew that anyway.
It's like saying politicians are corrupt and attention seekers.

* Then, why do we tend to re-elect incumbents?

* Why do we elect and re-elect-incumbents so-bigtime lawyers while USA
has "lawyer jokes"?

* If the citizens of USA want better government, then more citizens need
to make it to a voting booth on the days when a voting booth is open.
--
*- Don Klipstein )

Two possible answers
1. The replacements are as bad as existing.
2. It is a neccessary qualification for the job.

On May 22, 3:12*am, (Don Klipstein) wrote:
In , Smitty

Two wrote:
In article ,
"Steve B" wrote:

My first thought on seeing this on the morning news was, "What if they're
right THIS time?"

I put more credence in the Mayan prophecies, as they DID come up with that
pretty astounding calendar while running around the jungles eating each
other's brains with a little hot chocolate on the side. *At least they did
have some of the facts. *And we only have to wait until December for that
one.

Uh, that's December 2012.

* So on the eve of that day, do I choose among kissing my kiester/tookus
"Goodbye",or -

* Getting intensely into pleasant bedroom activities with the one that
I would marry as soon as Pennsylvania marriage law allows me to do so?

* Or, he and I "jet out" to the best restaurant to-both-our-tastes in the
world, and I can put the tab onto a credit card with hope of quickly not
continuing to still live on the world where I incurred the bill?

--
*- Don Klipstein )

Why do you suppose the restaurant staff would have bothered to turn in
on the last day?

On May 22, 5:32*am, "
wrote:
On Sun, 22 May 2011 01:57:49 +0000 (UTC), (Don Klipstein)
wrote:

In ,
harry wrote:
On May 21, 6:52*pm, "Ed Pawlowski" wrote:
"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote

But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt,

Seems he got some thing right.

We ALL knew that anyway.
It's like saying politicians are corrupt and attention seekers.

*Then, why do we tend to re-elect incumbents?

Name recognition. *Money. *Better the devil you know...

*Why do we elect and re-elect-incumbents so-bigtime lawyers while USA
has "lawyer jokes"?

"so-bigtime"? *Not all politicians are lawyers. *Fewer each Congress, I
believe.

*If the citizens of USA want better government, then more citizens need
to make it to a voting booth on the days when a voting booth is open.

No, more citizens need to get informed. *Idiots elect more idiots.

Would that it were so. Idiocy is a growing trend. Perhaps you need
to prevent idiots from voting.

On May 22, 3:13*am, harry wrote:
On May 22, 5:32*am, "





wrote:
On Sun, 22 May 2011 01:57:49 +0000 (UTC), (Don Klipstein)
wrote:

In ,
harry wrote:
On May 21, 6:52*pm, "Ed Pawlowski" wrote:
"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote

But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt,

Seems he got some thing right.

We ALL knew that anyway.
It's like saying politicians are corrupt and attention seekers.

*Then, why do we tend to re-elect incumbents?

Name recognition. *Money. *Better the devil you know...

*Why do we elect and re-elect-incumbents so-bigtime lawyers while USA
has "lawyer jokes"?

"so-bigtime"? *Not all politicians are lawyers. *Fewer each Congress, I
believe.

*If the citizens of USA want better government, then more citizens need
to make it to a voting booth on the days when a voting booth is open.

No, more citizens need to get informed. *Idiots elect more idiots.

Would that it were so. *Idiocy is a growing trend. *Perhaps you need
to prevent idiots from voting.
HE WOULD HAVE TO PREVENT HIMSELF FROM VOTING..
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME ON THE DOOMS DAY DISASTER..
ONE CAN ONLY HOPE...BOOWAHAHA !
DIE EVIL DOERS, DIE !!!
TGITM
PATECUM

In article ,
(Don Klipstein) wrote:


We ALL knew that anyway.
It's like saying politicians are corrupt and attention seekers.

Then, why do we tend to re-elect incumbents?
I have long suggested that the only way to get their attention is to
toss out EVERY incumbent regardless of party for at least two cycles.
The first round will probably be inevitably misinterpreted as being a
"mandate". The second around (especially if most first-term House
members bite the dust) might actually make an impression.



If the citizens of USA want better government, then more citizens need
to make it to a voting booth on the days when a voting booth is open.

Yep. I firmly believe that Alexis de Tocqueville was right and in a
Democracy the people get exactly the government they deserve.

--
"Even I realized that money was to politicians what the ecalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter and something to crap on."
---PJ O'Rourke

On 5/22/2011 2:13 AM, harry wrote:
On May 22, 5:32 am, "
wrote:
On Sun, 22 May 2011 01:57:49 +0000 (UTC), (Don Klipstein)
wrote:

,
harry wrote:
On May 21, 6:52 pm, "Ed wrote:
"Percival P. wrote

But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt,

Seems he got some thing right.

We ALL knew that anyway.
It's like saying politicians are corrupt and attention seekers.

Then, why do we tend to re-elect incumbents?

Name recognition. Money. Better the devil you know...

Why do we elect and re-elect-incumbents so-bigtime lawyers while USA
has "lawyer jokes"?

"so-bigtime"? Not all politicians are lawyers. Fewer each Congress, I
believe.

If the citizens of USA want better government, then more citizens need
to make it to a voting booth on the days when a voting booth is open.

No, more citizens need to get informed. Idiots elect more idiots.

Would that it were so. Idiocy is a growing trend. Perhaps you need
to prevent idiots from voting.

The first reform I'd like to see is for those on the dole to lose the
right to vote. Of course we all know that sort of opinion is "racist".
^_^

TDD

harry wrote in
:

On May 22, 2:50*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:
I went to the LDS temple today, and going to church
tomorrow. I guess HC doesn't think God saved me. Ruined my
entire day.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
*www.lds.org
.

"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote in
messagenews:ir8ojk$u
...

But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense)
has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are
irredeemably
corrupt, and people cannot be saved if they remain members
of them.

I am going bowling tonight with fellow church members, and I
expect to
be worshiping with them tomorrow morning as usual.

Perce

Do you take your sixshooter to the "temple".

Can't. The TSA now covers churches too.

In article ,
The Daring Dufas wrote:

The first reform I'd like to see is for those on the dole to lose the
right to vote. Of course we all know that sort of opinion is "racist".
^_^

TDD

You must be referring to congressmen. My multi-faceted plan for them
also includes laying off 10% of them (or whatever the current
unemployment rate is) and letting them live on $200/wk.

In ,
harry wrote:
On May 22, 3:12*am, (Don Klipstein) wrote:
In , Smitty

Two wrote:
In article ,
"Steve B" wrote:

My first thought on seeing this on the morning news was, "What if they're
right THIS time?"

I put more credence in the Mayan prophecies, as they DID come up with that
pretty astounding calendar while running around the jungles eating each
other's brains with a little hot chocolate on the side. *At least they did
have some of the facts. *And we only have to wait until December for that
one.

Uh, that's December 2012.

* So on the eve of that day, do I choose among kissing my kiester/tookus
"Goodbye",or -

* Getting intensely into pleasant bedroom activities with the one that
I would marry as soon as Pennsylvania marriage law allows me to do so?

* Or, he and I "jet out" to the best restaurant to-both-our-tastes in the
world, and I can put the tab onto a credit card with hope of quickly not
continuing to still live on the world where I incurred the bill?

--
*- Don Klipstein )

Why do you suppose the restaurant staff would have bothered to turn in
on the last day?

Either from not believing that would be doomsday, or from enjoying being
in a restaurant or with fellow restaurant workers.
--
- Don Klipstein )

On May 22, 7:16*am, The Daring Dufas
wrote:
On 5/22/2011 2:13 AM, harry wrote:









On May 22, 5:32 am, "
*wrote:
On Sun, 22 May 2011 01:57:49 +0000 (UTC), (Don Klipstein)
wrote:

,
harry wrote:
On May 21, 6:52 pm, "Ed *wrote:
"Percival P. *wrote

But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt,

Seems he got some thing right.

We ALL knew that anyway.
It's like saying politicians are corrupt and attention seekers.

* Then, why do we tend to re-elect incumbents?

Name recognition. *Money. *Better the devil you know...

* Why do we elect and re-elect-incumbents so-bigtime lawyers while USA
has "lawyer jokes"?

"so-bigtime"? *Not all politicians are lawyers. *Fewer each Congress, I
believe.

* If the citizens of USA want better government, then more citizens need
to make it to a voting booth on the days when a voting booth is open.

No, more citizens need to get informed. *Idiots elect more idiots.

Would that it were so. *Idiocy is a growing trend. *Perhaps you need
to prevent idiots from voting.

The first reform I'd like to see is for those on the dole to lose the
right to vote. Of course we all know that sort of opinion is "racist".
^_^

TDD


If you think the all the people on the dole are of one race, then you
are racist.

-C-

On Sun, 22 May 2011 00:13:08 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

On May 22, 5:32*am, "
wrote:
On Sun, 22 May 2011 01:57:49 +0000 (UTC), (Don Klipstein)
wrote:

In ,
harry wrote:
On May 21, 6:52*pm, "Ed Pawlowski" wrote:
"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote

But Harold Camping (the perpetrator of this latest nonsense) has been
preaching for years that all the existing churches are irredeemably
corrupt,

Seems he got some thing right.

We ALL knew that anyway.
It's like saying politicians are corrupt and attention seekers.

*Then, why do we tend to re-elect incumbents?

Name recognition. *Money. *Better the devil you know...

*Why do we elect and re-elect-incumbents so-bigtime lawyers while USA
has "lawyer jokes"?

"so-bigtime"? *Not all politicians are lawyers. *Fewer each Congress, I
believe.

*If the citizens of USA want better government, then more citizens need
to make it to a voting booth on the days when a voting booth is open.

No, more citizens need to get informed. *Idiots elect more idiots.

Would that it were so. Idiocy is a growing trend.

You're in the same boat, chief.

Perhaps you need to prevent idiots from voting.

Since that's not possible, the best alternative is to make fewer idiots. Your
time is up, harry.