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Default OT End of the world is nigh! (Today in fact.)

In , Smitty
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"Steve B" wrote:

My first thought on seeing this on the morning news was, "What if they're
right THIS time?"

I put more credence in the Mayan prophecies, as they DID come up with that
pretty astounding calendar while running around the jungles eating each
other's brains with a little hot chocolate on the side. At least they did
have some of the facts. And we only have to wait until December for that
one.


Uh, that's December 2012.


So on the eve of that day, do I choose among kissing my kiester/tookus
"Goodbye",or -

Getting intensely into pleasant bedroom activities with the one that
I would marry as soon as Pennsylvania marriage law allows me to do so?

Or, he and I "jet out" to the best restaurant to-both-our-tastes in the
world, and I can put the tab onto a credit card with hope of quickly not
continuing to still live on the world where I incurred the bill?

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