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Default OT End of the world is nigh! (Today in fact.)

On Fri, 20 May 2011 22:22:58 -0700 (PDT), harry
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Heh Heh! Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally mad. Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.
Another has microwaved her baby to death presumably to avoid this
event.
It is apparently all in the bible.
The Australians are to get it first by massive earthquake.

Bye then! Been nice knowing y'all.


American Samoa used to be the first place to meet the sun, but they've
decided to move themselves ot the other side of the date line. Now
they will the last place to see the sun set.

But you'll be able to celebrate your birthday in Samoa, and then with
a short boat or plane ride, celebrate it again 24 hours later but the
same day, in American Samoa.