On May 22, 3:12*am, (Don Klipstein) wrote:
In , Smitty

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"Steve B" wrote:

My first thought on seeing this on the morning news was, "What if they're
right THIS time?"

I put more credence in the Mayan prophecies, as they DID come up with that
pretty astounding calendar while running around the jungles eating each
other's brains with a little hot chocolate on the side. *At least they did
have some of the facts. *And we only have to wait until December for that
one.

Uh, that's December 2012.

* So on the eve of that day, do I choose among kissing my kiester/tookus
"Goodbye",or -

* Getting intensely into pleasant bedroom activities with the one that
I would marry as soon as Pennsylvania marriage law allows me to do so?

* Or, he and I "jet out" to the best restaurant to-both-our-tastes in the
world, and I can put the tab onto a credit card with hope of quickly not
continuing to still live on the world where I incurred the bill?

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*- Don Klipstein )

Why do you suppose the restaurant staff would have bothered to turn in
on the last day?