On May 21, 6:33*am, "Ed Pawlowski" wrote:
"harry" wrote in message

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Heh Heh! *Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally *mad. *Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.
Another has microwaved her baby to death presumably to avoid this
event.
It is apparently all in the bible.
The Australians are to get it first by massive earthquake.

Bye then! Been nice knowing y'all.

I've been taking advantage of this the past month. *I've maxed out all my
credit cards and played with all the new toys for the past few weeks. *The
bill is due on Monday, but since we won't be here, who cares? *I'm all set
to screw the banks. *Bought a new luxury car I can't afford, but the payment
is not due until mid next week.

It won't hit here on the east until later in the evening. I planned to wash
the car and mow the grass, but I suppose it would be smart to skip that and
do more pleasurable things. *I was going to rent a movie, but why bother if
I'll never see how it ends.

Good plan. Stay near the Mexican border in case he's wrong.