"Ed Pawlowski" wrote in message
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"harry" wrote in message
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Heh Heh! Only in America!
On theTV.
I see some whacko Yank is prediciting the end of the world today. He
looks totally mad. Clearly the product of too much Hollywood
watching.
Another has microwaved her baby to death presumably to avoid this
event.
It is apparently all in the bible.
The Australians are to get it first by massive earthquake.

Bye then! Been nice knowing y'all.


I've been taking advantage of this the past month. I've maxed out all my
credit cards and played with all the new toys for the past few weeks. The
bill is due on Monday, but since we won't be here, who cares? I'm all set
to screw the banks. Bought a new luxury car I can't afford, but the
payment is not due until mid next week.

It won't hit here on the east until later in the evening. I planned to
wash the car and mow the grass, but I suppose it would be smart to skip
that and do more pleasurable things. I was going to rent a movie, but why
bother if I'll never see how it ends.

My first thought on seeing this on the morning news was, "What if they're
right THIS time?"

I put more credence in the Mayan prophecies, as they DID come up with that
pretty astounding calendar while running around the jungles eating each
other's brains with a little hot chocolate on the side. At least they did
have some of the facts. And we only have to wait until December for that
one.

That is if we get through today.

In the meantime, I'm just doing things normally, whatever that is........

See you tomorrow.

Maybe.

Steve