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Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill |
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Got hit in the head by one once while painting. Think i'll ever forget to
turn them off again? NOWAY wrote in message ... If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill |
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On Mar 29, 3:57*am, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. *I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. *Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? *At what speed would it need to run? *How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. *This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. *After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. *Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill Of course the fan would have to be REAL and used for ventilation rather than just being a prop/set piece built where it was installed only for visual interest and style to accentuate the white trash world the show in question was intended to entertain... |
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"don &/or Lucille" wrote in
: Got hit in the head by one once while painting. Think i'll ever forget to turn them off again? NOWAY wrote in message ... If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill My fan story is room with vaulted ceilings and a running fan. Carrying 8' stepladder. Ooops! |
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wrote in message ... If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill Why do you watch that garbage???? |
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" wrote: On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote: If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-) The mother of all fans: http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial was there a particular model there that you like? |
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" wrote in
: On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote: If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-) The mother of all fans: http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial Hey, those are some...big ass fans! Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm. |
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On 3/30/2011 10:13 AM, Red Green wrote:
z wrote in : On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote: If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-) The mother of all fans: http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial Hey, those are some...big ass fans! Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm. When I was a kid on the farm, I built a play helicopter. Of course it didn't fly but it made that whistling sound you hear when one is at idle. I used a washing machine motor and a 12 foot 1x2 for the main blade and 2 foot 1x2 and an old car heater blower motor for the tail rotor. Me and my little brothers would play Whirlybird like the TV series of the time. :-) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whirlybirds TDD |
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The Daring Dufas wrote in
: On 3/30/2011 10:13 AM, Red Green wrote: z wrote in : On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote: If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-) The mother of all fans: http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial Hey, those are some...big ass fans! Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm. When I was a kid on the farm, I built a play helicopter. Of course it didn't fly but it made that whistling sound you hear when one is at idle. I used a washing machine motor and a 12 foot 1x2 for the main blade and 2 foot 1x2 and an old car heater blower motor for the tail rotor. Me and my little brothers would play Whirlybird like the TV series of the time. :-) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whirlybirds TDD No need for the link. Recall it well. You should have built it on an embankment or something. More realistic if you launched it with them in it. That's what little brothers are for. Then you could play "Emergency!". |
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On 3/30/2011 10:56 AM, Red Green wrote:
The Daring wrote in : On 3/30/2011 10:13 AM, Red Green wrote: z wrote in : On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote: If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-) The mother of all fans: http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial Hey, those are some...big ass fans! Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm. When I was a kid on the farm, I built a play helicopter. Of course it didn't fly but it made that whistling sound you hear when one is at idle. I used a washing machine motor and a 12 foot 1x2 for the main blade and 2 foot 1x2 and an old car heater blower motor for the tail rotor. Me and my little brothers would play Whirlybird like the TV series of the time. :-) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whirlybirds TDD No need for the link. Recall it well. You should have built it on an embankment or something. More realistic if you launched it with them in it. That's what little brothers are for. Then you could play "Emergency!". I think I was 9 or 10 when my father taught me house wiring and I would build mad scientist machines and being no fool, I would get one of my little brothers to plug it in while I ducked behind something. They never got hurt......much. ^_^ TDD |
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On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:13:57 GMT, Red Green wrote:
" wrote in : On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote: If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-) The mother of all fans: http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial Hey, those are some...big ass fans! That would be Big Ass Fans. Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm. How 'bout a Binford 6000 powered by a V-8? |
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" wrote in
: On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:13:57 GMT, Red Green wrote: " wrote in m: On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote: If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-) The mother of all fans: http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial Hey, those are some...big ass fans! That would be Big Ass Fans. Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm. How 'bout a Binford 6000 powered by a V-8? I like it! With air direction upward, as people walk by they get sucked up and pureed. |
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Red Green wrote: " wrote in : On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:13:57 GMT, Red Green wrote: " wrote in m: On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote: If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-) The mother of all fans: http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial Hey, those are some...big ass fans! That would be Big Ass Fans. Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm. How 'bout a Binford 6000 powered by a V-8? I like it! With air direction upward, as people walk by they get sucked up and pureed. First step toward production of Soylent GreeN??!?!?!!? -- "Even I realized that money was to politicians what the ecalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter and something to crap on." ---PJ O'Rourke |
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Kurt Ullman wrote in
m: In article , Red Green wrote: " wrote in : On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:13:57 GMT, Red Green wrote: " wrote in m: On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote: If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-) The mother of all fans: http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial Hey, those are some...big ass fans! That would be Big Ass Fans. Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm. How 'bout a Binford 6000 powered by a V-8? I like it! With air direction upward, as people walk by they get sucked up and pureed. First step toward production of Soylent GreeN??!?!?!!? Exactly! Now we just need an automated packaging idea. |
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... Kurt Ullman wrote in m: In article , Red Green wrote: " wrote in : On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:13:57 GMT, Red Green wrote: " wrote in m: On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas wrote: On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote: If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP? The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!! [Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out] Dr. Fill Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-) The mother of all fans: http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial Hey, those are some...big ass fans! That would be Big Ass Fans. Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm. How 'bout a Binford 6000 powered by a V-8? I like it! With air direction upward, as people walk by they get sucked up and pureed. First step toward production of Soylent GreeN??!?!?!!? Exactly! Now we just need an automated packaging idea. Skull pack with the built-in carrying holes. No part of the carcass goes to waste! People named Green probably shouldn't joke about Soylent Green. It might not refer to the item's color but rather to it's origin. -- Bobby G. |
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