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On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:13:57 GMT, Red Green
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On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas
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On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen
that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns
really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and
watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan.
Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person
tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large
would the motor need to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be
the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all,
those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a
dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to
improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry
himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off
quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-)

The mother of all fans:

http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial

Hey, those are some...big ass fans!

That would be Big Ass Fans.

Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus
helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm.

How 'bout a Binford 6000 powered by a V-8?


I like it! With air direction upward, as people walk by they get
sucked up and pureed.

First step toward production of Soylent GreeN??!?!?!!?


Exactly! Now we just need an automated packaging idea.

Skull pack with the built-in carrying holes. No part of the carcass goes to
waste!

People named Green probably shouldn't joke about Soylent Green. It might
not refer to the item's color but rather to it's origin.

--
Bobby G.