If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but
I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers
on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and
mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it
need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact
thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless
trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not
mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for
that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill