Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but
I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers
on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and
mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it
need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact
thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless
trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not
mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for
that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but
I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers
on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and
mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it
need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact
thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless
trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not
mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for
that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off
quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-)

TDD

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

Got hit in the head by one once while painting. Think i'll ever forget to
turn them off again? NOWAY
wrote in message
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If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but
I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers
on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and
mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it
need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact
thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless
trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not
mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for
that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

On Mar 29, 3:57*am, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio. *I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but
I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers
on his show get thrown into the fan. *Would this fan decapitate and
mangle the body of a person tossed into it? *At what speed would it
need to run? *How large would the motor need to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. *This would be the exact
thing it needs to bring back the ratings. *After all, those worthless
trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not
mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. *Or for
that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Of course the fan would have to be REAL and used for ventilation
rather than just being a prop/set piece built where it was installed
only for visual interest and style to accentuate the white trash
world the show in question was intended to entertain...

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

"don &/or Lucille" wrote in
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Got hit in the head by one once while painting. Think i'll ever forget
to turn them off again? NOWAY
wrote in message
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If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but
I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those
losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan
decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what
speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in
HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the
exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those
worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so
why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings.
Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill




My fan story is room with vaulted ceilings and a running fan. Carrying 8'
stepladder. Ooops!

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

wrote in message
...
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but
I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers
on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and
mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it
need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact
thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless
trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not
mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for
that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Why do you watch that garbage????

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but
I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers
on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and
mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it
need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact
thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless
trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not
mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for
that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off
quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-)

The mother of all fans:

http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

In article ,
" wrote:

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but
I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers
on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and
mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it
need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact
thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless
trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not
mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for
that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off
quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-)

The mother of all fans:

http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial

was there a particular model there that you like?

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

" wrote in
:

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that
huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really
slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of
those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan
decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what
speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in
HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the
exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those
worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so
why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings.
Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off
quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-)

The mother of all fans:

http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial

Hey, those are some...big ass fans!

Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus helicopter
blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm.

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

"WW" wrote in news:Et-
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wrote in message
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If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but
I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers
on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan decapitate and
mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what speed would it
need to run? How large would the motor need to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the exact
thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those worthless
trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not
mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. Or for
that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Why do you watch that garbage????




Cause you can learn to make a trailer out of an old school bus?

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

On 3/30/2011 10:13 AM, Red Green wrote:
z wrote in
:

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that
huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really
slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of
those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan
decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what
speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in
HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the
exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those
worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so
why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings.
Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off
quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-)

The mother of all fans:

http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial

Hey, those are some...big ass fans!

Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus helicopter
blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm.

When I was a kid on the farm, I built a play helicopter. Of course it
didn't fly but it made that whistling sound you hear when one is at
idle. I used a washing machine motor and a 12 foot 1x2 for the main
blade and 2 foot 1x2 and an old car heater blower motor for the tail
rotor. Me and my little brothers would play Whirlybird like the TV
series of the time. :-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whirlybirds

TDD

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

The Daring Dufas wrote in
:

On 3/30/2011 10:13 AM, Red Green wrote:
z wrote in
:

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that
huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really
slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one
of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this
fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At
what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need
to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the
exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those
worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen,
so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the
ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the
fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off
quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-)

The mother of all fans:

http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial

Hey, those are some...big ass fans!

Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus
helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm.

When I was a kid on the farm, I built a play helicopter. Of course it
didn't fly but it made that whistling sound you hear when one is at
idle. I used a washing machine motor and a 12 foot 1x2 for the main
blade and 2 foot 1x2 and an old car heater blower motor for the tail
rotor. Me and my little brothers would play Whirlybird like the TV
series of the time. :-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whirlybirds

TDD


No need for the link. Recall it well.

You should have built it on an embankment or something. More realistic
if you launched it with them in it. That's what little brothers are for.
Then you could play "Emergency!".

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

Mythbusters says no.

Steve

Heart surgery pending?
www.cabgbypasssurgery.com

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

On 3/30/2011 10:56 AM, Red Green wrote:
The Daring wrote in
:

On 3/30/2011 10:13 AM, Red Green wrote:
z wrote in
:

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that
huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really
slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one
of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this
fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At
what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need
to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the
exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those
worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen,
so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the
ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the
fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off
quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-)

The mother of all fans:

http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial

Hey, those are some...big ass fans!

Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus
helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm.

When I was a kid on the farm, I built a play helicopter. Of course it
didn't fly but it made that whistling sound you hear when one is at
idle. I used a washing machine motor and a 12 foot 1x2 for the main
blade and 2 foot 1x2 and an old car heater blower motor for the tail
rotor. Me and my little brothers would play Whirlybird like the TV
series of the time. :-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whirlybirds

TDD


No need for the link. Recall it well.

You should have built it on an embankment or something. More realistic
if you launched it with them in it. That's what little brothers are for.
Then you could play "Emergency!".

I think I was 9 or 10 when my father taught me house wiring and I would
build mad scientist machines and being no fool, I would get one of my
little brothers to plug it in while I ducked behind something. They
never got hurt......much. ^_^

TDD

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio.

I've seen it and wondered if it's the same fan off the old SNL set.

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:13:57 GMT, Red Green wrote:

" wrote in
:

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that
huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really
slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of
those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan
decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what
speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in
HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the
exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those
worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so
why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings.
Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off
quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-)

The mother of all fans:

http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial

Hey, those are some...big ass fans!

That would be Big Ass Fans.

Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus helicopter
blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm.

How 'bout a Binford 6000 powered by a V-8?

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

" wrote in
:

On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:13:57 GMT, Red Green
wrote:

" wrote in
m:

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that
huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really
slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one
of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this
fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At
what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need
to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the
exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those
worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen,
so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the
ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the
fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off
quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-)

The mother of all fans:

http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial

Hey, those are some...big ass fans!

That would be Big Ass Fans.

Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus
helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm.

How 'bout a Binford 6000 powered by a V-8?


I like it! With air direction upward, as people walk by they get sucked
up and pureed.

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

In article ,
Red Green wrote:

" wrote in
:

On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:13:57 GMT, Red Green
wrote:

" wrote in
m:

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that
huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really
slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one
of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this
fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At
what speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need
to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the
exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those
worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen,
so why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the
ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the
fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off
quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-)

The mother of all fans:

http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial

Hey, those are some...big ass fans!

That would be Big Ass Fans.

Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus
helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm.

How 'bout a Binford 6000 powered by a V-8?


I like it! With air direction upward, as people walk by they get sucked
up and pureed.

First step toward production of Soylent GreeN??!?!?!!?

--
"Even I realized that money was to politicians what the ecalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter and something to crap on."
---PJ O'Rourke

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

Kurt Ullman wrote in
m:

In article ,
Red Green wrote:

" wrote in
:

On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:13:57 GMT, Red Green
wrote:

" wrote in
m:

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen
that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns
really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and
watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan.
Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person
tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large
would the motor need to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be
the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all,
those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a
dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to
improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry
himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off
quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-)

The mother of all fans:

http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial

Hey, those are some...big ass fans!

That would be Big Ass Fans.

Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus
helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm.

How 'bout a Binford 6000 powered by a V-8?


I like it! With air direction upward, as people walk by they get
sucked up and pureed.

First step toward production of Soylent GreeN??!?!?!!?


Exactly! Now we just need an automated packaging idea.

Will the Fan Decapitate a Person?
 

"Red Green" wrote in message
...
Kurt Ullman wrote in
m:

In article ,
Red Green wrote:

" wrote in
:

On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:13:57 GMT, Red Green
wrote:

" wrote in
m:

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 03:18:30 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 3/29/2011 2:57 AM, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen
that huge fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns
really slow, but I've always waited to see it speeded up, and
watch one of those losers on his show get thrown into the fan.
Would this fan decapitate and mangle the body of a person
tossed into it? At what speed would it need to run? How large
would the motor need to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be
the exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all,
those worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a
dozen, so why not mangle one of them live on the show to
improve the ratings. Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry
himself into the fan.... No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Only in the movies will a standard ceiling fan lop your head off
quicker than an Islamic terrorist. :-)

The mother of all fans:

http://www.bigassfans.com/commercial

Hey, those are some...big ass fans!

That would be Big Ass Fans.

Now lets see. If I got a washing machine motor, some surplus
helicopter blades, tie-wraps, duct tape....hmmm.

How 'bout a Binford 6000 powered by a V-8?


I like it! With air direction upward, as people walk by they get
sucked up and pureed.

First step toward production of Soylent GreeN??!?!?!!?


Exactly! Now we just need an automated packaging idea.

Skull pack with the built-in carrying holes. No part of the carcass goes to
waste!

People named Green probably shouldn't joke about Soylent Green. It might
not refer to the item's color but rather to it's origin.

--
Bobby G.