"don &/or Lucille" wrote in
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Got hit in the head by one once while painting. Think i'll ever forget
to turn them off again? NOWAY
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If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio. I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but
I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those
losers on his show get thrown into the fan. Would this fan
decapitate and mangle the body of a person tossed into it? At what
speed would it need to run? How large would the motor need to be in
HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. This would be the
exact thing it needs to bring back the ratings. After all, those
worthless trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so
why not mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings.
Or for that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill




My fan story is room with vaulted ceilings and a running fan. Carrying 8'
stepladder. Ooops!