On Mar 29, 3:57*am, wrote:
If you've ever watched the Jerry Springer show, you've seen that huge
fan in his studio. *I've noticed that the fan turns really slow, but
I've always waited to see it speeded up, and watch one of those losers
on his show get thrown into the fan. *Would this fan decapitate and
mangle the body of a person tossed into it? *At what speed would it
need to run? *How large would the motor need to be in HP?

The Springer Show really needs something new. *This would be the exact
thing it needs to bring back the ratings. *After all, those worthless
trailer trash drug addicted losers are a dime a dozen, so why not
mangle one of them live on the show to improve the ratings. *Or for
that matter, why not toss Jerry himself into the fan....
No one would miss him or his show!!!!

[Of course they'd have to film the fan from the outside of the
building too, to see all the blood and guts spurting out]

Dr. Fill


Of course the fan would have to be REAL and used for ventilation
rather than just being a prop/set piece built where it was installed
only for visual interest and style to accentuate the white trash
world the show in question was intended to entertain...