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In message , ARWadsworth
writes Dave Plowman (News) wrote: In article , ARWadsworth wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). I am getting a bit ****ed off with having to keep jump starting the bloody car - 5 times in the last two days. I had a neighbour like that. Long since departed. He was a teacher, so perhaps used to being obeyed. What a coincidence, my neighbour is a teacher. My wife is a teacher, don't worry, you get used to it after a while and learn to ignore it and not be offended. I'm still learning after 15 years. -- Bill |
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On 24/12/10 12:41, ARWadsworth wrote:
Dave Plowman wrote: In , wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). I am getting a bit ****ed off with having to keep jump starting the bloody car - 5 times in the last two days. I had a neighbour like that. Long since departed. He was a teacher, so perhaps used to being obeyed. What a coincidence, my neighbour is a teacher. Those who can, do... Those who can't, teach. -- Tim Watts |
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In message , Tim Watts
writes haps used to being obeyed. What a coincidence, my neighbour is a teacher. Those who can, do... Those who can't, teach. Try it one day, not as easy as it appears. PS. don't start on about the holidays, that is an urban myth. -- Bill |
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Bob Eager wrote:
On Thu, 23 Dec 2010 23:18:39 +0000, Tim Watts wrote: I looked in the wife's Mini the other day when topping up the screenwash and realised that I don't actually know where the bloody battery actually is! They've made everything else impossible/damn difficult to DIY so I guess the battery was the last bastion of simplicity that needed dealing with - *******s. You'd have had fun finding it in the old Minis then...! Or on the (later modles of) V12 Jaguars. |
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Bill wrote:
In message , Tim Watts writes haps used to being obeyed. What a coincidence, my neighbour is a teacher. Those who can, do... Those who can't, teach. Try it one day, not as easy as it appears. No thanks. It is probably a thankless task. -- Adam |
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In message , The Natural Philosopher
wrote Half the car needed recoding and nothing worked properly when a dealer swapped one battery i had. After the power is removed (battery change) many cars only need to be driven for a few miles to get the "computer" to re-learn the engine controls and your style of driving. During this period the engine may appear to run a little rough. The dealer probably just let the apprentice thrash your car around the local roads for 15 minutes and then charged you £50 to £100 -- Alan news2009 {at} admac {dot} myzen {dot} co {dot} uk |
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On 24/12/10 13:05, Bill wrote:
In message , Tim Watts writes haps used to being obeyed. What a coincidence, my neighbour is a teacher. Those who can, do... Those who can't, teach. Try it one day, not as easy as it appears. PS. don't start on about the holidays, that is an urban myth. I know - just kidding. Seems to be the paperwork that kills them these days. -- Tim Watts |
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In message , Bill
wrote PS. don't start on about the holidays, that is an urban myth. Well they all have weeks of extra holidays every time there is a flake of snow while the rest of the country carries on and manages to get work relatively easily. -- Alan news2009 {at} admac {dot} myzen {dot} co {dot} uk |
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On 24/12/2010 12:30, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Dave Plowman (News) wrote: In article , george [dicegeorge] wrote: As car electronics gets cleverer and cleverer disconnecting the battery to swap it for a new one may break more things than the radio. Urban myth. Some ECus may need to 're-learn' things, though. Actual fact. All the electric windows forgot where 'closed' was. All the powerfold mirrors forgot where folded was. The radio ceased to work. I did not even HAVE the code: the main dealer did. That's all cos the battery went flat after a month of 'tracker' and I charged it up..but.. Can you imagine the lawsuits in the US if something so simple as a flat battery broke things? Doesn't break them, but it took my an irritated call and half an hour to restore the car to sanity. Forgot to unplug my iPod when my MX-5 went in for a body repair. Car stereo works (now I've reset everything), iPod works on its own but car stereo no longer recognises iPod. |
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On 24/12/2010 13:36, Alan wrote:
In message , The Natural Philosopher wrote Half the car needed recoding and nothing worked properly when a dealer swapped one battery i had. After the power is removed (battery change) many cars only need to be driven for a few miles to get the "computer" to re-learn the engine controls and your style of driving. During this period the engine may appear to run a little rough. The dealer probably just let the apprentice thrash your car around the local roads for 15 minutes and then charged you £50 to £100 |
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Bill wrote: In message , Tim Watts writes haps used to being obeyed. What a coincidence, my neighbour is a teacher. Those who can, do... Those who can't, teach. Try it one day, not as easy as it appears. No thanks. It is probably a thankless task. -- indeed parents do it nearly every day and for free everything that has to do with physical existence is a pain to me. I wish I could just be a brain with nothing else. I hate my body so I hate shopping for clothes and furniture that are associated with the body. Decorating seems to be something so amazingly unnecessary to a corporeal existence, that I have to view it as an accessory of the nonsense of the human corporeal existence. I don't get it, and never will. I instinctively and intuitively know that people react to their environments, what with such things as feng shui and interior design as disciplines and fields of study. However, my environment beyond inches away has no impact on me. My mother taught me that I never have been able to assimilate environmental impact because I don't see well. she is right. if the mess in your house is invisible you are unaware of it. And if you are unaware of the mess, how can you be aware of pretty things in your environment. Unless someone takes the time to point something out to me in my environment, it doesn't get noticed. Hence, shopping for things to put in my environment presents as a mystery, more than a pain or annoyance. For decades, I would not let anyone into my home, because I didn't want to be bothered with creating a physical environment for guests. I figure if they want to see something interesting, there's a whole world of things out there we could view, while talking. Why's it gotta be my house? I guess I still feel that way, and I am unlikely to have guests at my new place, but if it gives my parents pleasure to buy me crap, I let them. It keeps them busy to hunt for bargains. they've tried to teach me about bargain hunting but that hasn't worked well As for why my dad likes to shop -- easy. Clearly, his mind is built like that. It's challenging, but not at all for the reasons you might think. He used to be businessman so he likes to try and figure out how companies organize their inventory and sales departments. He spends a lot of time comparing the prices and quality of the different things being offered. Having been in sales, he also likes to see if he can bargain. When he buys something (eg a camera or a lawnmower), he likes to go to the store and dicker with them to see if he can get yet another hundred bux off the sales price. He generally understand when the person is working on commission and when the price is not under the salespersons control. Because he does the homework necessary to find out. And when he realizes it is a commissioned salesperson, he takes every advantage to see how he can get the best price. So sure, it's a challenge. If I had the time and inclination, I would do the same thing. But I don't have the time and inclination to research and dicker over something like furniture. It's not a long term investment and for the most part, is disposable, so why bother. If asked to do the same research and dickering for something that might turn into a long term investment (a stock or a piece of art or a gemstone), I would do the homework. But furniture is just too annoying and shortlived. And don't tell me about antiques having worth. I'd beat the crap out of an antique. Can't imagine why anyone would want valuable antiques to exist in a household where you actually live. I'd break it stain it bust it lose it. Why bother. |
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On Fri, 24 Dec 2010 12:58:16 +0000, Tim Watts wrote:
On 24/12/10 12:41, ARWadsworth wrote: Dave Plowman wrote: In , wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). I am getting a bit ****ed off with having to keep jump starting the bloody car - 5 times in the last two days. I had a neighbour like that. Long since departed. He was a teacher, so perhaps used to being obeyed. What a coincidence, my neighbour is a teacher. Those who can, do... Those who can't, teach. And those that cannot teach, become an adviser. -- Frank Erskine |
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On Dec 24, 2:15*am, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
In article , ARWadsworth adamwadswo writes I am getting a bit ****ed off with having to keep jump starting the bloody car - 5 times in the last two days. Guilt is a powerful motive. *Next time he calls, make a show of yawning and rubbing your eyes when you answer the door and grumble about him waking you up. I think you over estimate how sensitive people are to other peoples situations. Remember, this guy needs his car starting - that is more important that ANYTHING else. |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth" saying something like: I had a neighbour like that. Long since departed. He was a teacher, so perhaps used to being obeyed. What a coincidence, my neighbour is a teacher. Tight *******s, I've found. Except when it comes to drinking. |
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Bill wrote: don't start on about the holidays, that is an urban myth. Eh? My brother was a teacher all his working life. He never did any 'work' outside school hours. Except for parent's evenings etc or clubs he was involved in. Did all marking and preparation in the lunch hour and spare periods instead of gossiping. ;-) -- *Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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On 24 Dec,
"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote: Eh? My brother was a teacher all his working life. He never did any 'work' outside school hours. When did he pack up? must have been a couple of decades ago. Except for parent's evenings etc or clubs he was involved in. Did all marking and preparation in the lunch hour and spare periods instead of gossiping. ;-) That's what SWMBO did. But she doesn't teach now because of the extra expectations of work outside hours to cover ever changing curicula and beuorocracy. -- B Thumbs Change lycos to yahoo to reply |
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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
As car electronics gets cleverer and cleverer disconnecting the battery to swap it for a new one may break more things than the radio. Urban myth. Some ECus may need to 're-learn' things, though. The latest BMW 5ers & 6ers seem to have some complicated battery control modules that the dealers charge an arm and leg to recode when a new battery goes in. They need to know what sort of battery is in there (now there's different types rather than the trad. bucket of H2SO4 with Pb plates) and, apparently, they vary the level of charge as it gets older so need to be told when a new battery goes in. They also charge for "resetting windows", "recalibrating the steering assistance" and things like that, each at about £7 a pop. The bill for replacing the battery is about the same as the cost of the battery. -- Scott Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket? |
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On Dec 24, 10:22*am, Andy Dingley wrote:
On Dec 24, 8:42*am, "Nightjar \"cpb\"@" "insertmysurnamehere wrote: Mine would probably order me to shut the bonnet if I opened it. I certainly would need to phone the tracking company before disconnecting the battery. So don't disconnect it. Put a 12V back-up supply on (usually through a cheapo gadget plugged into the cigarette lighter) before disconnecting. I once had Halfords swap a battery on an Astra, and they used a battery saver device plugged into the the cigaret lighter socket but left the iginition switch at 0. The astra has a split position 2 so that circuits essential to starting are left on when cranking in position 3. This caused parts of the engine managment to be back fed in strange ways. The result was it was a total pig tostart and the engine managment warning light was only cleared when I took it to the main dealer who charged £60 to have the ECU reflashed. If the battery saver had not been used then I would have only had to reset the electric windows and the radio. The guy at Halfords came out with some clasics when he was trying to helpwith the non starting such as locking and unlocking the car would reboot it, he also was using a long extender on a socket rench and disconcted the positive first... |
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On 24/12/10 23:05, Scott M wrote:
Dave Plowman (News) wrote: As car electronics gets cleverer and cleverer disconnecting the battery to swap it for a new one may break more things than the radio. Urban myth. Some ECus may need to 're-learn' things, though. The latest BMW 5ers & 6ers seem to have some complicated battery control modules that the dealers charge an arm and leg to recode when a new battery goes in. They need to know what sort of battery is in there (now there's different types rather than the trad. bucket of H2SO4 with Pb plates) and, apparently, they vary the level of charge as it gets older so need to be told when a new battery goes in. They also charge for "resetting windows", "recalibrating the steering assistance" and things like that, each at about £7 a pop. The bill for replacing the battery is about the same as the cost of the battery. The resetting windows got me. SWMBO's MINI lost the plot and needed "recalibrating". The fact that this needs to be done with a computer, rather than by a simple user procedure of (say) hold down the Up-window control for 30 seconds and let the machine assume that a) the window got there (you'd be off to the mechanic if it wouldn't close anyway) and b) that a 30 second depress indicates to override all notions of stops and just keep going until the motor stalls, then learn that position strikes me as either **** poor engineering or a scam. Given it's BMW I suspect the latter. Or, heavens above, they could always have a physical limit detector - gasp, a microswitch! -- Tim Watts |
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On Thu, 23 Dec 2010 22:01:25 +0000, ARWadsworth wrote:
As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). I am getting a bit ****ed off with having to keep jump starting the bloody car - 5 times in the last two days. clip+ ... clip+ clip- ... clip- starter: nothing wiggle clips ... still nothing "Oh dear these jump leads don't seem to be working. Sorry." It happens. Had to take mine apart and solder the cables to the clips the other day (they'd just crimped them together, with the cable inner folded back onto the insulation pressing it onto the metal of the clips!). I'm sure you can engineer a similar 'failure' as a tactful way of not helping him without the social complications of telling him to intercourse away. -- John Stumbles An atheist is a person with no invisible means of support |
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On Dec 23, 10:01*pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). I am getting a bit ****ed off with having to keep jump starting the bloody car - 5 times in the last two days. When another neighbours car battery packed in this morning he just asked for a lift to the motor factors for a new battery. 75 all done in 10 minutes (apart from calling into the cafe for a full English on the way back from the shop). -- Cheers Adam My insurance doesn't cover that, I'm afraid. Might to damage to the electronics in both your car and mine. Better ring up the garage to take out a new battery to you and sort out the electronics in your car. |
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On 24/12/2010 1:51 p.m., george [dicegeorge] wrote:
On 23/12/10 23:39, Adrian C wrote: On 23/12/2010 22:01, ARWadsworth wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). Probably it's either 1) he's worried the anti-theft radio will lose it's marbles and he . As car electronics gets cleverer and cleverer disconnecting the battery to swap it for a new one may break more things than the radio. [g] Yeah, somehow that doesn't seems very clever to me. I wonder how flat the battery has to be to have the same effect as being disconnected. Surely there must be a clever way to replace a battery without disconnecting, using jumper cables. It might be tricky. 1. Run jumpers from the battery leads to the new battery. 2. Remove leads from old battery. 3. Remove old battery. 4. Install new battery. 5. Here's the tricky part - connect leads to new battery while maintaining connection between battery terminals and leads at all times. I'm not sure how this should be done. |
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wrote I wonder how flat the battery has to be to have the same effect as being disconnected. Try and start a car on a dying battery and it will be the same as removing it. -- Alan news2009 {at} admac {dot} myzen {dot} co {dot} uk |
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On 25/12/10 07:10, Gib Bogle wrote:
On 24/12/2010 1:51 p.m., george [dicegeorge] wrote: On 23/12/10 23:39, Adrian C wrote: On 23/12/2010 22:01, ARWadsworth wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). Probably it's either 1) he's worried the anti-theft radio will lose it's marbles and he . As car electronics gets cleverer and cleverer disconnecting the battery to swap it for a new one may break more things than the radio. [g] Yeah, somehow that doesn't seems very clever to me. Makes you wonder if the morons have discovered the joys of E2 or flash non volatile memory... The bit about BMW being "clever" re having a new battery for the benefit of the charging circuit is the only valid one I can see - but BMW have been trying to stiff non BMW servicing since at least the later 80's. -- Tim Watts |
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Alan wrote: I wonder how flat the battery has to be to have the same effect as being disconnected. Try and start a car on a dying battery and it will be the same as removing it. Maybe not. Once the battery gets below a certain level the starter (and the relays) which operate it won't work. But there may still be enough volts to keep memories alive. -- *I don't have a license to kill, but I do have a learner's permit. Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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On Dec 25, 8:10 pm, Gib Bogle wrote:
On 24/12/2010 1:51 p.m., george [dicegeorge] wrote: On 23/12/10 23:39, Adrian C wrote: On 23/12/2010 22:01, ARWadsworth wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). Probably it's either 1) he's worried the anti-theft radio will lose it's marbles and he . As car electronics gets cleverer and cleverer disconnecting the battery to swap it for a new one may break more things than the radio. [g] Yeah, somehow that doesn't seems very clever to me. I wonder how flat the battery has to be to have the same effect as being disconnected. Surely there must be a clever way to replace a battery without disconnecting, using jumper cables. It might be tricky. 1. Run jumpers from the battery leads to the new battery. 2. Remove leads from old battery. 3. Remove old battery. 4. Install new battery. 5. Here's the tricky part - connect leads to new battery while maintaining connection between battery terminals and leads at all times. I'm not sure how this should be done. I have successfully swapped the battery without losing the voltage to the car. Because the old and new batteries were extremely large and heavy, I had to get into the boot to lift them. There was not enough room for me plus two large batteries in the boot. I wired up a third small car battery and the swap was easily done. I need not have bothered, since months later the car appeared to be on fire, so I disconnected the battery in case it was a wiring short. I had to key in the radio code but everything else worked OK. I was surprised to find that the radio remembered all of its settings even though the power was off for a couple of weeks. |
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In message , Gib Bogle
writes On 24/12/2010 1:51 p.m., george [dicegeorge] wrote: On 23/12/10 23:39, Adrian C wrote: On 23/12/2010 22:01, ARWadsworth wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). Probably it's either 1) he's worried the anti-theft radio will lose it's marbles and he . As car electronics gets cleverer and cleverer disconnecting the battery to swap it for a new one may break more things than the radio. [g] Yeah, somehow that doesn't seems very clever to me. I wonder how flat the battery has to be to have the same effect as being disconnected. Surely there must be a clever way to replace a battery without disconnecting, using jumper cables. It might be tricky. 1. Run jumpers from the battery leads to the new battery. 2. Remove leads from old battery. 3. Remove old battery. 4. Install new battery. 5. Here's the tricky part - connect leads to new battery while maintaining connection between battery terminals and leads at all times. I'm not sure how this should be done. 1. Slacken the bolts on the battery connectors. 2. Make sure that the connectors are loose, but don't disconnect from the battery terminals. 3. Connect the jumper lead clips to the connectors. 4. Ease the connectors off the battery terminals. 5. Replace battery. 6. Put the connectors on the battery, making sure that they are a push fit (tighten/slacken bolts as necessary). 7. Remove jumper leads. 8. Tighten connector bolts. That ought to work. The car electrics will never know you did it. -- Ian |
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In message , Tim
Streater writes In article , Tim Watts wrote: On 25/12/10 07:10, Gib Bogle wrote: On 24/12/2010 1:51 p.m., george [dicegeorge] wrote: On 23/12/10 23:39, Adrian C wrote: On 23/12/2010 22:01, ARWadsworth wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). Probably it's either 1) he's worried the anti-theft radio will lose it's marbles and he . As car electronics gets cleverer and cleverer disconnecting the battery to swap it for a new one may break more things than the radio. [g] Yeah, somehow that doesn't seems very clever to me. Makes you wonder if the morons have discovered the joys of E2 or flash non volatile memory... Exactly. Perhaps some car expert could explain why it should make a scrap of 'king difference that the power is removed from the electronics from time to time. No other piece of kit is affected this way. Yebbut..... Having a volatile memory is a nice little earner, innit? Stop rocking the boat! -- Ian |
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On 25/12/10 15:06, Ian Jackson wrote:
Stop rocking the boat! I want to drill holes in the boat, kick it over, dowse it in petrol fire flares at it from my boat then play Harpoon Willy with the survivors! -- Tim Watts |
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Tim Watts wrote:
strikes me as either **** poor engineering or a scam. Given it's BMW I suspect the latter. I had my first BMW about 8 years ago and I was surprised at how forward thinking they were and how well engineered stuff was (having believed all the negative hype about them before.) Things like threaded holes on the water pump so you could just pop a couple of M8 bolts in and use them to wind the pump out of the block. Beat the application of the /large/ hammer that Vauxhalls required, for instance. Now though they do seem to have started putting stuff in just to the disadvantage of the owner. Or, heavens above, they could always have a physical limit detector - gasp, a microswitch! Peversely, on my L-reg 3er they had a magnet & hall-effect switch that counted pulses of the winder motor and would shut it off if the pulses stopped coming. On my '54 plate 3er the strip at the top of the window simply activates a microswitch. So that's gone backwards. Mind you, the 5er upwards always seems to be a testbed for Bizarre Things. The anti-trap mechanism on those probably consists of a bottled Genie that watches from the B-pillar. -- Scott Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket? |
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On Sat, 25 Dec 2010 02:56:04 -0800 (PST), Matty F wrote:
I have successfully swapped the battery without losing the voltage to the car. And me, used a small 12v SLA battery, plugged into lighter socket via a fused lead. You probably have to put the ignition switch into the "aux" position to get power to the lighter socket and thus a circuit to power the car when the main battery is disconnected. Don't turn to "run" or "start"... (that's why I used a fused lead). -- Cheers Dave. |
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On Thu, 23 Dec 2010 23:14:06 +0000, Tim Watts wrote:
On 23/12/10 22:01, ARWadsworth wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). I am getting a bit ****ed off with having to keep jump starting the bloody car - 5 times in the last two days. When another neighbours car battery packed in this morning he just asked for a lift to the motor factors for a new battery. £75 all done in 10 minutes (apart from calling into the cafe for a full English on the way back from the shop). The diplomatic solution would be to "have lent the leads to a mate who's working over Xmas and had a dodgy battery" or something else plausible No - it's the wrong time of year for Lent :-) -- Frank Erskine |
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On 25/12/2010 15:42, Scott M wrote:
Tim Watts wrote: strikes me as either **** poor engineering or a scam. Given it's BMW I suspect the latter. I had my first BMW about 8 years ago and I was surprised at how forward thinking they were and how well engineered stuff was (having believed all the negative hype about them before.) Things like threaded holes on the water pump so you could just pop a couple of M8 bolts in and use them to wind the pump out of the block. Beat the application of the /large/ hammer that Vauxhalls required, for instance. Now though they do seem to have started putting stuff in just to the disadvantage of the owner. Or, heavens above, they could always have a physical limit detector - gasp, a microswitch! Peversely, on my L-reg 3er they had a magnet & hall-effect switch that counted pulses of the winder motor and would shut it off if the pulses stopped coming. On my '54 plate 3er the strip at the top of the window simply activates a microswitch. So that's gone backwards. Mind you, the 5er upwards always seems to be a testbed for Bizarre Things. The anti-trap mechanism on those probably consists of a bottled Genie that watches from the B-pillar. I can't understand why anyone would want to buy one. The slightest hint of ice or snow and they are stuck at the side of the road. Dave |
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Dave wrote: I can't understand why anyone would want to buy one. The slightest hint of ice or snow and they are stuck at the side of the road. My brother seems to manage ok with his 330T. In the NE of Scotland. Ordinary tyres with rear ones dropped to 20 psi. Couple of bags of salt/grit in the back and some old mats in case things get really bad. SIL manages it too. And they're both OAPs. When people get stuck at the side of the road it's usually down to them - not the car. -- *Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool* Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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On 26/12/2010 12:01 a.m., Ian Jackson wrote:
In message , Gib Bogle writes On 24/12/2010 1:51 p.m., george [dicegeorge] wrote: On 23/12/10 23:39, Adrian C wrote: On 23/12/2010 22:01, ARWadsworth wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). Probably it's either 1) he's worried the anti-theft radio will lose it's marbles and he . As car electronics gets cleverer and cleverer disconnecting the battery to swap it for a new one may break more things than the radio. [g] Yeah, somehow that doesn't seems very clever to me. I wonder how flat the battery has to be to have the same effect as being disconnected. Surely there must be a clever way to replace a battery without disconnecting, using jumper cables. It might be tricky. 1. Run jumpers from the battery leads to the new battery. 2. Remove leads from old battery. 3. Remove old battery. 4. Install new battery. 5. Here's the tricky part - connect leads to new battery while maintaining connection between battery terminals and leads at all times. I'm not sure how this should be done. 1. Slacken the bolts on the battery connectors. 2. Make sure that the connectors are loose, but don't disconnect from the battery terminals. 3. Connect the jumper lead clips to the connectors. 4. Ease the connectors off the battery terminals. 5. Replace battery. 6. Put the connectors on the battery, making sure that they are a push fit (tighten/slacken bolts as necessary). This is the tricky step. At this point there is a jumper lead clip on the battery terminal, and the other clip is on the battery connector. You have to get the connector onto the battery terminal which has a jumper clip on it. The clips are usually quite large, comparable in size with the terminal. Care will be needed to make sure that the contact between the connector and the terminal is maintained while the clip is removed from the terminal. |
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In message , Gib Bogle
writes On 26/12/2010 12:01 a.m., Ian Jackson wrote: In message , Gib Bogle writes On 24/12/2010 1:51 p.m., george [dicegeorge] wrote: On 23/12/10 23:39, Adrian C wrote: On 23/12/2010 22:01, ARWadsworth wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). Probably it's either 1) he's worried the anti-theft radio will lose it's marbles and he . As car electronics gets cleverer and cleverer disconnecting the battery to swap it for a new one may break more things than the radio. [g] Yeah, somehow that doesn't seems very clever to me. I wonder how flat the battery has to be to have the same effect as being disconnected. Surely there must be a clever way to replace a battery without disconnecting, using jumper cables. It might be tricky. 1. Run jumpers from the battery leads to the new battery. 2. Remove leads from old battery. 3. Remove old battery. 4. Install new battery. 5. Here's the tricky part - connect leads to new battery while maintaining connection between battery terminals and leads at all times. I'm not sure how this should be done. 1. Slacken the bolts on the battery connectors. 2. Make sure that the connectors are loose, but don't disconnect from the battery terminals. 3. Connect the jumper lead clips to the connectors. 4. Ease the connectors off the battery terminals. 5. Replace battery. 6. Put the connectors on the battery, making sure that they are a push fit (tighten/slacken bolts as necessary). This is the tricky step. At this point there is a jumper lead clip on the battery terminal, and the other clip is on the battery connector. You have to get the connector onto the battery terminal which has a jumper clip on it. The clips are usually quite large, comparable in size with the terminal. Care will be needed to make sure that the contact between the connector and the terminal is maintained while the clip is removed from the terminal. Before starting the job, you obviously need to assess the possible snags that might arise, and prepare for them. The cigar lighter connection is obviously easier, provided it works (which it ought to). -- Ian |
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Tim Watts submitted this idea :
strikes me as either **** poor engineering or a scam. Given it's BMW I suspect the latter. Or, heavens above, they could always have a physical limit detector - gasp, a microswitch! Mine uses the current draw of the motors, to work out where its fully open/closed positions are - simples. -- Regards, Harry (M1BYT) (L) http://www.ukradioamateur.co.uk |
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Tim Streater was thinking very hard :
You don't need volts to keep memories alive, and haven't ever since eeprom was invented - in 1978. Whilst that is true, it relies on the manufacturers to fit EEPROM. Then if it is used, then quick way of resetting the ECU to get it to relearn its settings (battery disconnect), would be lost. -- Regards, Harry (M1BYT) (L) http://www.ukradioamateur.co.uk |
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John Stumbles wrote:
On Thu, 23 Dec 2010 22:01:25 +0000, ARWadsworth wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). I am getting a bit ****ed off with having to keep jump starting the bloody car - 5 times in the last two days. clip+ ... clip+ clip- ... clip- starter: nothing wiggle clips ... still nothing "Oh dear these jump leads don't seem to be working. Sorry." It happens. Had to take mine apart and solder the cables to the clips the other day (they'd just crimped them together, with the cable inner folded back onto the insulation pressing it onto the metal of the clips!). I'm sure you can engineer a similar 'failure' as a tactful way of not helping him without the social complications of telling him to intercourse away. Not on these jump leads. They are 25mm CSA with proper hydraulic crimped clips. They were custom made some 20 years ago so that they would be long enough to jump start a a Ford Sierra with a MKII Escort with one in front of the other and not side by side or facing each other. -- Adam |
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Ian Jackson expressed precisely :
In message , Gib Bogle writes On 26/12/2010 12:01 a.m., Ian Jackson wrote: In message , Gib Bogle writes On 24/12/2010 1:51 p.m., george [dicegeorge] wrote: On 23/12/10 23:39, Adrian C wrote: On 23/12/2010 22:01, ARWadsworth wrote: As per the header. The neighbour has got a knackered car battery but he is too nervous to just buy and fit a new one (he wants a main dealer to swap it!). Probably it's either 1) he's worried the anti-theft radio will lose it's marbles and he . As car electronics gets cleverer and cleverer disconnecting the battery to swap it for a new one may break more things than the radio. [g] Yeah, somehow that doesn't seems very clever to me. I wonder how flat the battery has to be to have the same effect as being disconnected. Surely there must be a clever way to replace a battery without disconnecting, using jumper cables. It might be tricky. 1. Run jumpers from the battery leads to the new battery. 2. Remove leads from old battery. 3. Remove old battery. 4. Install new battery. 5. Here's the tricky part - connect leads to new battery while maintaining connection between battery terminals and leads at all times. I'm not sure how this should be done. 1. Slacken the bolts on the battery connectors. 2. Make sure that the connectors are loose, but don't disconnect from the battery terminals. 3. Connect the jumper lead clips to the connectors. 4. Ease the connectors off the battery terminals. 5. Replace battery. 6. Put the connectors on the battery, making sure that they are a push fit (tighten/slacken bolts as necessary). This is the tricky step. At this point there is a jumper lead clip on the battery terminal, and the other clip is on the battery connector. You have to get the connector onto the battery terminal which has a jumper clip on it. The clips are usually quite large, comparable in size with the terminal. Care will be needed to make sure that the contact between the connector and the terminal is maintained while the clip is removed from the terminal. Before starting the job, you obviously need to assess the possible snags that might arise, and prepare for them. The cigar lighter connection is obviously easier, provided it works (which it ought to). Only if the lighter socket is permanently live! A better method than connecting across the battery leads, is to find the under-bonnet main fuse box and seeing if there is an accessible live all the time bus bar. Connect to that and a good ground/ earthed engine part. -- Regards, Harry (M1BYT) (L) http://www.ukradioamateur.co.uk |
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