Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the Medway
bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that no drugs,
cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when
the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no
potatoes are left in this truck overnight.

Considering all the goods travelling through Kent to and from Dover the
local miscreants cannot be very enterprising.

PJ

"PJ" wrote in message
...
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the Medway
bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that no drugs,
cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when the
next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no potatoes are
left in this truck overnight.

Considering all the goods travelling through Kent to and from Dover the
local miscreants cannot be very enterprising.


Well the one that attempted to burgle my lace a few weeks ago was very
enterprising !

So much so he got wedged in a small window in a house in West Malling and
was hauled bodily through it by the enraged owner of the property who then
proceeded to "restrain" him until the Police arrived and nicked him
He copped to 50 burglaries in the Kent area and I understand from the police
that he is now recovering from being sat on by the guy that caught him......
All 22 stone of him !

PJ wrote:
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the
Medway bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that
no drugs, cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when
the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no
potatoes are left in this truck overnight.

My deck building assistant Desmond has a sign in the back of his van saying
"No sandwiches are left in this vehicle overnight".


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

On Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:31:53 GMT, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

PJ wrote:
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the
Medway bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that
no drugs, cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when
the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no
potatoes are left in this truck overnight.

My deck building assistant Desmond has a sign in the back of his van saying
"No sandwiches are left in this vehicle overnight".

Should change it to " Non Paying Customers Are Left In This Van
Overnight !

Usenet Nutter wrote:
On Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:31:53 GMT, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

PJ wrote:
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the
Medway bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating
that no drugs, cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise
when the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that
no potatoes are left in this truck overnight.

My deck building assistant Desmond has a sign in the back of his van
saying "No sandwiches are left in this vehicle overnight".

Should change it to " Non Paying Customers Are Left In This Van
Overnight !

I don't do credit :-)


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

Usenet Nutter wrote:
On Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:31:53 GMT, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

PJ wrote:
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the
Medway bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that
no drugs, cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when
the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no
potatoes are left in this truck overnight.
My deck building assistant Desmond has a sign in the back of his van saying
"No sandwiches are left in this vehicle overnight".

Should change it to " Non Paying Customers Are Left In This Van
Overnight !
Or

'This van contains traces of nuts and tea leaves overnight'

The Medway Handyman wrote:
Usenet Nutter wrote:
On Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:31:53 GMT, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

PJ wrote:
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the
Medway bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating
that no drugs, cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise
when the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that
no potatoes are left in this truck overnight.
My deck building assistant Desmond has a sign in the back of his van
saying "No sandwiches are left in this vehicle overnight".
Should change it to " Non Paying Customers Are Left In This Van
Overnight !

I don't do credit :-)


You certainly don't get enough credit...

"PJ" wrote in message
...
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the Medway
bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that no drugs,
cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when the
next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no potatoes are
left in this truck overnight.

Considering all the goods travelling through Kent to and from Dover the
local miscreants cannot be very enterprising.

PJ

Locally Wiganers are known as pie eaters and one humorous local baker has a
sign on his van

" No pies left in this van overnight ".

In message , PJ
writes
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the Medway
bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that no
drugs, cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when
the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no
potatoes are left in this truck overnight.

Did you miss the notice on the third

"No illegal immigrants left in this truck overnight" ?


Considering all the goods travelling through Kent to and from Dover the
local miscreants cannot be very enterprising.

PJ

--
geoff

geoff wrote:
In message , PJ writes
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the
Medway bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that
no drugs, cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when
the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no
potatoes are left in this truck overnight.

Did you miss the notice on the third

"No illegal immigrants left in this truck overnight" ?

I was thinking that when I saw the no oxygen left in vehicle overnight.


Considering all the goods travelling through Kent to and from Dover
the local miscreants cannot be very enterprising.

PJ

On 17/12/2009 22:24, PJ wrote:
geoff wrote:
In message , PJ writes
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the
Medway bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that
no drugs, cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when
the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no
potatoes are left in this truck overnight.

Did you miss the notice on the third

"No illegal immigrants left in this truck overnight" ?

I was thinking that when I saw the no oxygen left in vehicle overnight.


How do they remove the oxygen?

And how would you see it if they didn't?

(Sorry - having been thinking about that since OP.)

--
Rod

PJ wrote:
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the Medway
bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that no drugs,
cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when
the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no
potatoes are left in this truck overnight.

Considering all the goods travelling through Kent to and from Dover the
local miscreants cannot be very enterprising.

Hot potatoes very popular this time of year!

[g]

george [dicegeorge] wrote:
PJ wrote:
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the
Medway bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that
no drugs, cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when
the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no
potatoes are left in this truck overnight.

Considering all the goods travelling through Kent to and from Dover
the local miscreants cannot be very enterprising.


Hot potatoes very popular this time of year!

[g]

[my computer mesed up the indenting somehow]

"Rod" wrote in message
...
On 17/12/2009 22:24, PJ wrote:
geoff wrote:
In message , PJ
writes
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the
Medway bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that
no drugs, cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when
the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no
potatoes are left in this truck overnight.

Did you miss the notice on the third

"No illegal immigrants left in this truck overnight" ?

I was thinking that when I saw the no oxygen left in vehicle overnight.


How do they remove the oxygen?

And how would you see it if they didn't?

(Sorry - having been thinking about that since OP.)

Just replace it with 20 or so C02 fire extinguishers and tell the immigrants
they are heaters when they let them all off at once

On 17/12/2009 15:30 Cicero wrote:

One of the more careful (or fearful) drug dealers in Wolverhampton has a
sign in the window of his house stating, "No cash, stock or other items
stored here."

'No tools left in this van overnight, including the driver'.

--
F

In message , F
writes
On 17/12/2009 15:30 Cicero wrote:

One of the more careful (or fearful) drug dealers in Wolverhampton has a
sign in the window of his house stating, "No cash, stock or other items
stored here."

'No tools left in this van overnight, including the driver'.

No tools in this van, they both finish at 5:30
--
Clint Sharp

In message , R
writes

"Rod" wrote in message
...
On 17/12/2009 22:24, PJ wrote:
geoff wrote:
In message , PJ
writes
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the
Medway bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that
no drugs, cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when
the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no
potatoes are left in this truck overnight.

Did you miss the notice on the third

"No illegal immigrants left in this truck overnight" ?

I was thinking that when I saw the no oxygen left in vehicle overnight.


How do they remove the oxygen?

And how would you see it if they didn't?

(Sorry - having been thinking about that since OP.)

Just replace it with 20 or so C02 fire extinguishers and tell the immigrants
they are heaters when they let them all off at once


Think of the global warming ...

--
geoff

"geoff" wrote in message
...
In message , PJ writes
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the Medway
bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that no drugs,
cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when the
next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no potatoes are
left in this truck overnight.

Did you miss the notice on the third

"No illegal immigrants left in this truck overnight" ?


Considering all the goods travelling through Kent to and from Dover the
local miscreants cannot be very enterprising.

PJ

--
geoff

I liked the sign that said "Well Driven? If YES the call the police as this
van is stolen"

Adam

On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:44:38 +0000, geoff wrote:

Think of the global warming ...

--
geoff

What global warming? :-)

[Default] On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:50:09 GMT, a certain chimpanzee,
"ARWadsworth" , randomly hit the
keyboard and wrote:

I liked the sign that said "Well Driven? If YES the call the police as this
van is stolen"

Or, "How's my driving? Call our Mam on 07nnn nnnnnn. She worries".

Or, "Driven badly? Ring 0800 **** YOU".
--
Hugo Nebula
"If no-one on the internet wants a piece of this,
just how far from the pack have I strayed"?