Usenet Nutter wrote:
On Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:31:53 GMT, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

PJ wrote:
Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the
Medway bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that
no drugs, cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when
the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no
potatoes are left in this truck overnight.
My deck building assistant Desmond has a sign in the back of his van saying
"No sandwiches are left in this vehicle overnight".

Should change it to " Non Paying Customers Are Left In This Van
Overnight !
Or

'This van contains traces of nuts and tea leaves overnight'