"PJ" wrote in message
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Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the Medway
bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that no drugs,
cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when the
next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no potatoes are
left in this truck overnight.

Considering all the goods travelling through Kent to and from Dover the
local miscreants cannot be very enterprising.


Well the one that attempted to burgle my lace a few weeks ago was very
enterprising !

So much so he got wedged in a small window in a house in West Malling and
was hauled bodily through it by the enraged owner of the property who then
proceeded to "restrain" him until the Police arrived and nicked him
He copped to 50 burglaries in the Kent area and I understand from the police
that he is now recovering from being sat on by the guy that caught him......
All 22 stone of him !