"PJ" wrote in message
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Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the Medway
bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that no drugs,
cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when the
next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no potatoes are
left in this truck overnight.

Considering all the goods travelling through Kent to and from Dover the
local miscreants cannot be very enterprising.

PJ

Locally Wiganers are known as pie eaters and one humorous local baker has a
sign on his van

" No pies left in this van overnight ".