Travelling back from a visit to Canterbury along the M2 near the Medway
bridge I was overtook an NHS van which had a sign stating that no drugs,
cash or oxygen was left in the vehicle overnight.

Nothing unusual in that area, perhaps, but I must admit surprise when
the next truck I passed had a similar notice which stated that no
potatoes are left in this truck overnight.

Considering all the goods travelling through Kent to and from Dover the
local miscreants cannot be very enterprising.

PJ