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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article , Dave wrote: Various posters have mentioned getting some sort of face protection, but I can't see that anyone has mentioned the quality of them. Try to find your local workwear shop and tell them what you are going to use them with and they will supply the right quaality. In my days in engineering, they were known as grade "A", but they have a different name these days. Things like safety specs are mandatory on building sites these days so in general you'll only find ones that are ok for using an angle grinder if you go to a reputable supplier. Welding etc needs specialist ones. I was thinking about the Chinese ones sold by the sheds. I buy mine from the local work wear shop. I value my eyes. Dave |
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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article , wrote: A lot of good info in this thread about AGs, but one thing seems to have been missed. If youre fearful of other power tools, an AG will scare you silly. Yup. And rightly so. And watch where red hot pieces of metal end up :-) http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk....ffd75c7748e883 -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:15:42 GMT, The Medway Handyman wrote:
Dave Plowman (News) wrote: In article , wrote: A lot of good info in this thread about AGs, but one thing seems to have been missed. If youre fearful of other power tools, an AG will scare you silly. Yup. And rightly so. And watch where red hot pieces of metal end up :-) http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk....ffd75c7748e883 Red-hot metal can be nasty! My last GF had a patient in A&E who'd been doing some heavy-duty drilling and a piece of swarf had gone through his overalls and trousers and embedded itself in his foreskin! My GF, being a [sort of] surgeon, had a go at removing the metal (had the patient known that she was Jewish...!) but said that she sent him to a 'proper' surgeon as everything was too wobbly - she was also concentrating too hard on not laughing. -- Peter. You don't understand Newton's Third Law of Motion? It's not rocket science, you know. |
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On 1 June, 18:53, wrote:
mind if i simply quote some of this in the wiki article? Sure, if I stick it on Usenet I assume it's going to be assumed to be PD Anything I care about gets Creative Commons markup on it. |
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On 1 June, 18:57, wrote:
If youre fearful of other power tools, an AG will scare you silly. You haven't met my other power tools... 8-) |
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Tim S wrote:
coughed up some electrons that declared: mind if i simply quote some of this in the wiki article? Regards, NT Might be easier just to get the Borg to upload Andy's head to the Wiki. ;- Better go upgrade the server then ;-) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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PeterC wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:15:42 GMT, The Medway Handyman wrote: Dave Plowman (News) wrote: In article , wrote: A lot of good info in this thread about AGs, but one thing seems to have been missed. If youre fearful of other power tools, an AG will scare you silly. Yup. And rightly so. And watch where red hot pieces of metal end up :-) http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk....ffd75c7748e883 Red-hot metal can be nasty! My last GF had a patient in A&E who'd been doing some heavy-duty drilling and a piece of swarf had gone through his overalls and trousers and embedded itself in his foreskin! My GF, being a [sort of] surgeon, had a go at removing the metal (had the patient known that she was Jewish...!) but said that she sent him to a 'proper' surgeon as everything was too wobbly - she was also concentrating too hard on not laughing. Oh, that has got to sting! (not in quite the same league, but I made a mental note the other day not to wear trainers with a nylon mesh panel on the top again when welding. Blobs of molten steel seem to sink right through the trainer, ones sock, before finally cooling on your foot!) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
... On 1 June, 16:32, "Bob Mannix" wrote: There are companies that make disks for gouging wood, I'd keep well away from them, since they also look good for gouging flesh. Metal cutting/grinding disks also good for grinding flesh. I know first hand ( Grinding disks are only a fraction of the flesh-chomping hazard that carving disks are. Do the experiment - next time you have a barbecue, stick a few spare sausages into an old welding glove and have a go at it with both sorts of disk. Plasma cutters are relatively benign for this, wire brushes are worse than grinding disks (they tear the leather rather than scorching it) but carving disks go straight through both glove and sausage / finger. I haven't tried them on chainsaw trousers, as I can't afford to damage those. Jeez, Barbecues sound a hoot round your place ) -- Bob Mannix (anti-spam is as easy as 1-2-3 - not) |
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"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
... On 1 June, 18:57, wrote: If youre fearful of other power tools, an AG will scare you silly. You haven't met my other power tools... 8-) Quite. Actually I would rate the circular saw and the electric planer as better aids to concentration (fear would be too strong a word) even though the AG was the only one that got me (so far). Someone else was wielding it, in my defence. We were working our way towards each other across a demolished corrugated iron roof, me bolt cropping and he (with goggles on) grinding bolt tops off. Yup, we both went for the same one and he took the top 0.5 mm off the inside of my forearm. Ouch! Never work with children, animals or, indeed, other people. -- Bob Mannix (anti-spam is as easy as 1-2-3 - not) |
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Andy Dingley wrote:
On 1 June, 18:53, wrote: mind if i simply quote some of this in the wiki article? Sure, if I stick it on Usenet I assume it's going to be assumed to be PD Anything I care about gets Creative Commons markup on it. great, thanks Andy NT |
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Bob Mannix wrote: "Andy Dingley" wrote in message ... On 1 June, 18:57, wrote: If youre fearful of other power tools, an AG will scare you silly. You haven't met my other power tools... 8-) Quite. Actually I would rate the circular saw and the electric planer as better aids to concentration (fear would be too strong a word) even though the AG was the only one that got me (so far). [snip] I've never had a power planer 'bite' despite intensive use. Provided you keep your hands on the handles don't see how it could. I have much more respect for a circular saw - and only ever use mine with the work on the floor (suitably spaced off it) and invariably with a clamped on guide to work to. But I have a bench compound mitre sliding saw which means the hand held one isn't so much used as once. -- *"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. * Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 07:27:42 +0000, Huge wrote:
The scariest power tool I ever saw(!) was something my late father had which he used to carve the seats of Windsor chairs. It was a hemisphere of metal with 2 or 3 curved blades set in it, that went in a drill or angle grinder so it cut a curved "scoop" of wood out of the surface as it rotated. Prior to the invention of that tool, they just dressed folk in cheese grater pants and got them to sit down a lot... |
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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article , Bob Mannix wrote: "Andy Dingley" wrote in message ... On 1 June, 18:57, wrote: If youre fearful of other power tools, an AG will scare you silly. You haven't met my other power tools... 8-) Quite. Actually I would rate the circular saw and the electric planer as better aids to concentration (fear would be too strong a word) even though the AG was the only one that got me (so far). [snip] I've never had a power planer 'bite' despite intensive use. Its when you put it down before its spun down.. Same goes for hand held routers. Far more dangerous IMHO than those built in to tables.. Provided you keep your hands on the handles don't see how it could. I have much more respect for a circular saw - and only ever use mine with the work on the floor (suitably spaced off it) and invariably with a clamped on guide to work to. But I have a bench compound mitre sliding saw which means the hand held one isn't so much used as once. at least they have spring loaded guards, which routers and planers dont. |
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PeterC wrote:
Red-hot metal can be nasty! My last GF had a patient in A&E who'd been doing some heavy-duty drilling and a piece of swarf had gone through his overalls and trousers and embedded itself in his foreskin! My GF, being a [sort of] surgeon, had a go at removing the metal (had the patient known that she was Jewish...!) but said that she sent him to a 'proper' surgeon as everything was too wobbly - she was also concentrating too hard on not laughing. My daughter & her girl crewmate were parked up in Woolwich a while ago & two plastic policemen tapped on the window of the ambulance. They had come across a drunk who had managed to trap his willy in his zip. Not just the foreskin, all of it. They too were trying so hard not to laugh, they had trouble in sorting it out. They got him to bite down on a rolled up newspaper then yanked the zip rapidly downwards. Makes your eyes water just thinking about it. He was so ****ed he didn't feel much at all. Bet it was sore in the morning:-) -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... PeterC wrote: Red-hot metal can be nasty! My last GF had a patient in A&E who'd been doing some heavy-duty drilling and a piece of swarf had gone through his overalls and trousers and embedded itself in his foreskin! My GF, being a [sort of] surgeon, had a go at removing the metal (had the patient known that she was Jewish...!) but said that she sent him to a 'proper' surgeon as everything was too wobbly - she was also concentrating too hard on not laughing. My daughter & her girl crewmate were parked up in Woolwich a while ago & two plastic policemen tapped on the window of the ambulance. They had come across a drunk who had managed to trap his willy in his zip. Not just the foreskin, all of it. They too were trying so hard not to laugh, they had trouble in sorting it out. They got him to bite down on a rolled up newspaper then yanked the zip rapidly downwards. Makes your eyes water just thinking about it. He was so ****ed he didn't feel much at all. Bet it was sore in the morning:-) -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk Ouch. Some years ago the fire service was called out to Barnsley Hospital's A&E department to remove a wheel bearing from a penis. Adam |
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ARWadsworth wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message om... PeterC wrote: Red-hot metal can be nasty! My last GF had a patient in A&E who'd been doing some heavy-duty drilling and a piece of swarf had gone through his overalls and trousers and embedded itself in his foreskin! My GF, being a [sort of] surgeon, had a go at removing the metal (had the patient known that she was Jewish...!) but said that she sent him to a 'proper' surgeon as everything was too wobbly - she was also concentrating too hard on not laughing. My daughter & her girl crewmate were parked up in Woolwich a while ago & two plastic policemen tapped on the window of the ambulance. They had come across a drunk who had managed to trap his willy in his zip. Not just the foreskin, all of it. They too were trying so hard not to laugh, they had trouble in sorting it out. They got him to bite down on a rolled up newspaper then yanked the zip rapidly downwards. Makes your eyes water just thinking about it. He was so ****ed he didn't feel much at all. Bet it was sore in the morning:-) -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk Ouch. Some years ago the fire service was called out to Barnsley Hospital's A&E department to remove a wheel bearing from a penis. That would have been a delicate job. The penis would have swelled up and any atempt to handle it would have made it swell again. Plenty of KY and a strong YANK, just to not cause confusion. Dave |
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On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:06:27 +0100, Dave wrote:
That would have been a delicate job. The penis would have swelled up and any atempt to handle it would have made it swell again. Plenty of KY and a strong YANK, just to not cause confusion. And the connection with angle grinders is ... ? ;-) -- John Stumbles This message has been rot13 encrypted twice for added security |
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"John Stumbles" wrote in message ... On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:06:27 +0100, Dave wrote: That would have been a delicate job. The penis would have swelled up and any atempt to handle it would have made it swell again. Plenty of KY and a strong YANK, just to not cause confusion. And the connection with angle grinders is ... ? ;-) -- John Stumbles The nurse on duty told me the fire brigade first went to Koyo Bearings and practiced their cutters on some bearings with a banana through it. The banana kept getting damaged so the firemen used an angle grinder to make a wide enough groove in the bearing to allow some sort of pliers in the groove to snap the bearing open. It made the local rag but the man was not named. Adam |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Dave saying something like: Some years ago the fire service was called out to Barnsley Hospital's A&E department to remove a wheel bearing from a penis. That would have been a delicate job. The penis would have swelled up and any atempt to handle it would have made it swell again. Plenty of KY and a strong YANK, just to not cause confusion. Pah. Freeze spray and a drift. |
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On Jun 3, 10:36*am, John Stumbles wrote:
On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:06:27 +0100, Dave wrote: That would have been a delicate job. The penis would have swelled up and any atempt to handle it would have made it swell again. Plenty of KY and a strong YANK Arnie? Hulk Hogan? And the connection with angle grinders is ... ? Tools? |
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