PeterC wrote:


Red-hot metal can be nasty! My last GF had a patient in A&E who'd been
doing some heavy-duty drilling and a piece of swarf had gone through
his overalls and trousers and embedded itself in his foreskin!
My GF, being a [sort of] surgeon, had a go at removing the metal (had
the patient known that she was Jewish...!) but said that she sent him
to a 'proper' surgeon as everything was too wobbly - she was also
concentrating too hard on not laughing.

My daughter & her girl crewmate were parked up in Woolwich a while ago & two
plastic policemen tapped on the window of the ambulance. They had come
across a drunk who had managed to trap his willy in his zip. Not just the
foreskin, all of it.

They too were trying so hard not to laugh, they had trouble in sorting it
out. They got him to bite down on a rolled up newspaper then yanked the zip
rapidly downwards. Makes your eyes water just thinking about it. He was so
****ed he didn't feel much at all. Bet it was sore in the morning:-)


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Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk