On Sat, 17 Jun 2017 12:34:44 +0100, Diesel wrote:

Bod
Thu, 01 Jun 2017 07:25:04 GMT in alt.home.repair, wrote:

On 01/06/2017 00:51, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 31 May 2017 23:40:12 +0100, T wrote:

On 05/31/2017 07:26 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 31 May 2017 09:07:37 +0100, Bod
wrote:

On 31/05/2017 08:58, T wrote:
On 05/31/2017 12:18 AM, Bod wrote:
On 31/05/2017 08:02, Bod wrote:
Describe what heaven will be like please!

Apparently it's all described in the Bible, so could you
condense it into the basic facts for me, I'm interested.

I've just read that there are supposed to be *three*
heavens. The confusion mounts.

The Mormons have two heavens and one hell. The Christians,
only one. Perhaps you are thinking of a different religoun?

Hmm! apparently it's in the Bible:

The Firmament, Third Heaven, and Structure of Things Biblical
www.kjvbible.org/firmament.html
"And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the
heaven to divide the day ... days of the Genesis regeneration
the Lord God defined
Three Heavens.

For fairly good people, good people, and very good people?


Why is it again that I like you?

I never said you did. Where did you get this idea?

And if you don't like me, you have hate inside of you, perhaps
you should go to hell? God is watching you always :-P

Ergh!! that's worse than being spied on by CCTV. This means that
he watches you even on the loo and in the shower.....the creepy
pervert. God sounds more like Rolf Harris.

So he's a vengeful God, quite childish (checkout the old testament;
the maturity of a child with a magnifying glass and an active ant
hill) and a bit of a pervert to boot. I dunno about this god dude...

We need more perverts before we enter another Victorian age. I was actually told off the other day for walking along a street with my shirt off, on a hot summer's day!

--
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.