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Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are
getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. Steve |
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On Oct 27, 6:06�pm, "SteveB" wrote:
Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? �We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. Steve make some of your own. tresspaers will be shot. be creative and have fun put up some dummy security cameras, with warning signs this area monitored by video. noisey dogs help a lot. dog warning signs help discourage prowlers |
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"SteveB" wrote in message ... Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. Steve Saw a sign that read " I STAY UP THREE NIGHTS A WEEK WITH A 12 GUAGE SHOTGUN GUARDING MY PROPERTY...YOU GUESS THE NIGHT!" thought that was entertaining and to the point... Jim |
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My fav was "Beware! Wild Apaganthas!"
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Jim" nospam@wherever wrote in message el... Saw a sign that read " I STAY UP THREE NIGHTS A WEEK WITH A 12 GUAGE SHOTGUN GUARDING MY PROPERTY...YOU GUESS THE NIGHT!" thought that was entertaining and to the point... Jim |
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
My fav was "Beware! Wild Apaganthas!" how about the classic.. No trespassing..trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot twice EJ in NJ |
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How about "Muted Rottweilers"
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"SteveB" wrote: Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. Steve Not to be argumentative, because I don't want to **** off a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I have an observation and a question: The question is, can you please define "daytime prowler?" It seems to me that "prowling" is a big huge nebulous concept that's open to wide interpretation and significance. And the observation is, burglars don't respect signs. |
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wrote: Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I don't know, but in NYC I used to see "Don't even think of parking here." That's probably not nasty enough. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. Steve |
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wrote: make some of your own. tresspaers will be shot. How about "Private Property. Trespassers will be violated." be creative and have fun put up some dummy security cameras, with warning signs this area monitored by video. noisey dogs help a lot. dog warning signs help discourage prowlers |
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On Oct 28, 3:45*am, mm wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:46:29 -0700 (PDT), " wrote: make some of your own. tresspaers will be shot. How about "Private Property. *Trespassers will be violated." be creative and have fun put up some dummy security cameras, with warning signs this area monitored by video. noisey dogs help a lot. dog warning signs help discourage prowlers- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - One my grandfathers farm it was "trespassers will be shot". And to deepen his message he always fired a load of buckshot through the sign with the 12 guage. |
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"SteveB" wrote:
Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. You can have your own printed up pretty cheaply these days. Get creative. My favorite was a little note on the front door of a camp in the boonies of Schoharie Co, NY in 1973 or so. "The good folk of Schoharie County cleaned me out in 1968, so you'll find little of value in this trailer. There are no guns, no liquor, no TV & no cash. The only thing of value in this trailer is my size 54 Trench coat hanging in the hall closet. If I find you in my trench coat, I'll bury you in it." Jim |
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Jim Elbrecht wrote:
"SteveB" wrote: Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. You can have your own printed up pretty cheaply these days. Get creative. My favorite was a little note on the front door of a camp in the boonies of Schoharie Co, NY in 1973 or so. "The good folk of Schoharie County cleaned me out in 1968, so you'll find little of value in this trailer. There are no guns, no liquor, no TV & no cash. The only thing of value in this trailer is my size 54 Trench coat hanging in the hall closet. If I find you in my trench coat, I'll bury you in it." Jim LOL |
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" Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. *What makes you think that these people who break into homes can read? Many years ago when I was working on a house in an exclusive area of Los Angeles I noticed every day that one home always had a police car parked in its driveway in the same spot. It took me a few weeks to realize that it was just a scarecrow. |
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SteveB wrote:
Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. The problem (rare) with witty signs is that they may come back to bite you, especially when viewed in a different context (such as your trial for manslaughter). Prosecution: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have seen ample evidence of premeditation on the part of the defendant. He freely admits to erecting signs on his property 'Warning, trespassers will be shot!' He then hid, like a spider, biding his time, until a child or fireman or innocent traveler entered his property so he could kill them with assumed impunity... You need to send a message to the would-be vigilantes in our community that taking the law into their own hands will not be tolerated!..." Perhaps a better sign would simply be a recitation of the 'Castle Doctrine' law - sometimes known as the 'Make My Day' law - in your jurisdiction (if you have such a law): "Warning! State law allows the owner of this property to presume harmful intent on the part of intruders. Such threats may be met, under law, by the use of deadly force. Any resulting death will automatically be ruled a 'Justifiable Homicide.' " |
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On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:06:19 -0600, SteveB wrote:
Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. Hmm, sign with "mind the big pit full of spikes" printed in tiny letters - and in front of it, a big covered pit full of spikes? Heard several tales from neighbors that the old dear who used to own our place would to come out onto the porch and shoot at approaching salesmen - although I don't think she wasted her time with actually warning them first... |
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On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 01:45:17 -0400, mm wrote:
How about "Private Property. Trespassers will be violated." Hmm, "trespassers will be towed" |
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Get a real security system. They come with a real sign. By your
description of the problem it is for real. Protect yourself the right way, the real way. Thomas. |
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On Oct 28, 8:19*am, "John Grabowski" wrote:
" Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? *We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. *What makes you think that these people who break into homes can read? *Many years ago when I was working on a house in an exclusive area of Los Angeles I noticed every day that one home always had a police car parked in its driveway in the same spot. *It took me a few weeks to realize that it was just a scarecrow. Some years ago in East Hampton the cops left a cop car parked on the side of a back road which was a favorite quick way into town and the cops wanted to make the people slow down. An empty car can be seen from some distance, so they left a dummy in a uniform in the driver's seat so people would be extry afeared. Then one day the dummy was stolen! I still laugh when I think about it. R |
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"HeyBub" wrote:
"Warning! State law allows the owner of this property to presume harmful intent on the part of intruders. Such threats may be met, under law, by the use of deadly force. Any resulting death will automatically be ruled a 'Justifiable Homicide.' " Houston has some very literate bad guys. Your schools must be much better than Dallas's. --- Doug |
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Thomas wrote:
Get a real security system. They come with a real sign. By your description of the problem it is for real. Protect yourself the right way, the real way. You think so? Average response time in Dallas, Texas for a Priority 1 police call is 7 minutes. Must burglars are in and out in 5. A burglar alarm is NOT a Priority 1 call. 20 minutes, maybe? They'll be there in time to take the burglary report. -- Doug |
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On Oct 28, 10:11*am, Douglas Johnson wrote:
Thomas wrote: Get a real security system. They come with a real sign. By your description of the problem it is for real. Protect yourself the right way, the real way. You think so? *Average response time in Dallas, Texas for a Priority 1 police call is 7 minutes. *Must burglars are in and out in 5. *A burglar alarm is NOT a Priority 1 call. *20 minutes, maybe? *They'll be there in time to take the burglary report. *-- Doug I think it is better than just a homemade sign. My security system is so loud it will make you vomit before you find it. Anyone who trips it is going to consider a softer target. I do agree about the police response time. |
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"Smitty Two" wrote in message news In article , "SteveB" wrote: Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. Steve Not to be argumentative, because I don't want to **** off a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I have an observation and a question: The question is, can you please define "daytime prowler?" It seems to me that "prowling" is a big huge nebulous concept that's open to wide interpretation and significance. And the observation is, burglars don't respect signs. I think that is the point of those signs. A notice that leaves nothing open to interpretation. If someone reads the sign and ignores it then that person is of your later observation (ie. burlar) because burglars are the ones who ignore the sign. So, now the burglar and the property owner are in agreement as to the persuasion of the would be intruder. robb |
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RicodJour wrote:
On Oct 28, 8:19 am, "John Grabowski" wrote: " Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. *What makes you think that these people who break into homes can read? Many years ago when I was working on a house in an exclusive area of Los Angeles I noticed every day that one home always had a police car parked in its driveway in the same spot. It took me a few weeks to realize that it was just a scarecrow. Some years ago in East Hampton the cops left a cop car parked on the side of a back road which was a favorite quick way into town and the cops wanted to make the people slow down. An empty car can be seen from some distance, so they left a dummy in a uniform in the driver's seat so people would be extry afeared. Then one day the dummy was stolen! I still laugh when I think about it. R My uncle was a city cop and one day fell asleep in his parked patrol car. Somebody stole his hat and badge. His penalty was working extra free hours. Thinks it was fellow cop that took his stuff. |
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HeyBub wrote:
SteveB wrote: Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. The problem (rare) with witty signs is that they may come back to bite you, especially when viewed in a different context (such as your trial for manslaughter). Prosecution: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have seen ample evidence of premeditation on the part of the defendant. He freely admits to erecting signs on his property 'Warning, trespassers will be shot!' He then hid, like a spider, biding his time, until a child or fireman or innocent traveler entered his property so he could kill them with assumed impunity... You need to send a message to the would-be vigilantes in our community that taking the law into their own hands will not be tolerated!..." Perhaps a better sign would simply be a recitation of the 'Castle Doctrine' law - sometimes known as the 'Make My Day' law - in your jurisdiction (if you have such a law): "Warning! State law allows the owner of this property to presume harmful intent on the part of intruders. Such threats may be met, under law, by the use of deadly force. Any resulting death will automatically be ruled a 'Justifiable Homicide.' " NRA recommends not using reloads for self defense for same reason. Prosecution will argue that you made reloads to kill people. You should buy commercial ammo to kill people |
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"SteveB" wrote in message ... Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. Steve I assume they try the door knob first to see if the door is unlocked. Attach a fence charger to door knob. WW |
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Smitty Two wrote:
In article , "SteveB" wrote: Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. Steve Not to be argumentative, because I don't want to **** off a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I have an observation and a question: The question is, can you please define "daytime prowler?" It seems to me that "prowling" is a big huge nebulous concept that's open to wide interpretation and significance. And the observation is, burglars don't respect signs. I had some asshole come up my 1/10 long mile driveway on a 4 wheeler where he suddenly saw me. Would you believe he said to me "You should have a no trespassing sign down there!". |
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John Grabowski wrote:
" Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. *What makes you think that these people who break into homes can read? Many years ago when I was working on a house in an exclusive area of Los Angeles I noticed every day that one home always had a police car parked in its driveway in the same spot. It took me a few weeks to realize that it was just a scarecrow. Funny, just the last couple weeks here the local cops have been leaving "scarecrow" police cars parked all over town. |
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SteveB wrote:
Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. Steve I remember "Trespassers will be shot, survivors prosecuted" , and the good ole "Property protected by Smith and Wesson". |
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How long till someone spraypaints one of them?
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Tony" wrote in message ... *What makes you think that these people who break into homes can read? Many years ago when I was working on a house in an exclusive area of Los Angeles I noticed every day that one home always had a police car parked in its driveway in the same spot. It took me a few weeks to realize that it was just a scarecrow. Funny, just the last couple weeks here the local cops have been leaving "scarecrow" police cars parked all over town. |
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Several comments:
I've always wanted to have some signs printed up saying "Trespassers will be eaten." On the serious side: In many (most) areas of the U.S., the Castle Doctrine only applies to the inside of your house/trailer/car, not all of your property. In many areas, you can legally shoot someone trespassing on your property, but ONLY if you have very specifically worded signs at minimum intervals around your property. Using your creatively worded signs won't cut it legally. I knew some of the comments were in jest, but for anyone who might not know, in most of the U.S. at least any kind of intentional booby trap is illegal even if no one has any legal reason to be there. And they are certainly the definition of "premeditation" if that turns out to be important. |
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Larry Fishel wrote:
Several comments: I've always wanted to have some signs printed up saying "Trespassers will be eaten." On the serious side: In many (most) areas of the U.S., the Castle Doctrine only applies to the inside of your house/trailer/car, not all of your property. In many areas, you can legally shoot someone trespassing on your property, but ONLY if you have very specifically worded signs at minimum intervals around your property. Using your creatively worded signs won't cut it legally. I knew some of the comments were in jest, but for anyone who might not know, in most of the U.S. at least any kind of intentional booby trap is illegal even if no one has any legal reason to be there. And they are certainly the definition of "premeditation" if that turns out to be important. An old man calls the cops and tells them someone is trying to get into his shed. Cops say they are very busy and since no one is trying to get into his house turn on a bunch of lights and lock all doors. Old man waits five minutes and calls back. Tells cops there is no hurry since he just shot the SOB. Hangs up. THREE minutes later first sirens followed by multiple cop cars and an ambulance. Cops can't find anyone. Where is the bad guy? Old man says "I thought you were very busy". Lou |
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Frank wrote:
HeyBub wrote: SteveB wrote: Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. The problem (rare) with witty signs is that they may come back to bite you, especially when viewed in a different context (such as your trial for manslaughter). Prosecution: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have seen ample evidence of premeditation on the part of the defendant. He freely admits to erecting signs on his property 'Warning, trespassers will be shot!' He then hid, like a spider, biding his time, until a child or fireman or innocent traveler entered his property so he could kill them with assumed impunity... You need to send a message to the would-be vigilantes in our community that taking the law into their own hands will not be tolerated!..." Perhaps a better sign would simply be a recitation of the 'Castle Doctrine' law - sometimes known as the 'Make My Day' law - in your jurisdiction (if you have such a law): "Warning! State law allows the owner of this property to presume harmful intent on the part of intruders. Such threats may be met, under law, by the use of deadly force. Any resulting death will automatically be ruled a 'Justifiable Homicide.' " NRA recommends not using reloads for self defense for same reason. Prosecution will argue that you made reloads to kill people. You should buy commercial ammo to kill people And even then, be careful. When presented to a jury, there's a difference between "Teflon-Coated Black Rhino Atomic-Devestator Fulminating Fragmentation Exploding Shells" and "Glaser Safty Ammunition." (The latter is a real bullet. It is "frangible" in that it disintegrates into dozens of pieces when it hits flesh, er, the target, thereby preventing ricochetes and over-penetration.) "Yes, I used Glaser in my self-defense weapon because I didn't want my bullet to go completely through the horrid, horrid man who was terrorizing my family and continue through the wall and into the house next door and perhaps injuring an innocent baby asleep in its crib, secure in the knowledge that he was loved and protected by doting parents..." |
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Douglas Johnson wrote:
"HeyBub" wrote: "Warning! State law allows the owner of this property to presume harmful intent on the part of intruders. Such threats may be met, under law, by the use of deadly force. Any resulting death will automatically be ruled a 'Justifiable Homicide.' " Houston has some very literate bad guys. Your schools must be much better than Dallas's. --- Doug Yes. The sign should be in letters at least 1/2" tall against a contrasting background with identical wording in Spanish. It wouldn't hurt to have a red caption, in letter two or more inches in height, saying "Nota Bene." |
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Larry Fishel wrote:
Several comments: I've always wanted to have some signs printed up saying "Trespassers will be eaten." On the serious side: In many (most) areas of the U.S., the Castle Doctrine only applies to the inside of your house/trailer/car, not all of your property. In many areas, you can legally shoot someone trespassing on your property, but ONLY if you have very specifically worded signs at minimum intervals around your property. Using your creatively worded signs won't cut it legally. Use of deadly force against a simple trespasser alone is never justified. I knew some of the comments were in jest, but for anyone who might not know, in most of the U.S. at least any kind of intentional booby trap is illegal even if no one has any legal reason to be there. And they are certainly the definition of "premeditation" if that turns out to be important. Use of booby traps is universally condemned and considered illegal everywhere. There are any number of people who can lawfully enter your property without your knowledge and even against your wishes. * A peace officer with a warrant, * Fireman, paramedic, animal control officer, or anyone else under exigent circumstances, * A child who has no criminal capability, * A simple civil trespasser, * Meter reader, postman, delivery service, and the like * And maybe a hundred other classifications. |
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On Oct 27, 3:06*pm, "SteveB" wrote:
Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? *We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. Steve Yellow police tape. Signs about clearing a minefield. |
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wrote: Where can I find some to the point nasty no trespassing signs? We are getting prowlers and burglaries during the daytime at very rural properties. I hope word has gotten out that I'm a crazy ole man who shoots real bullets, but I had a daytime prowler last Saturday. Steve BIG red letters: "Be aware of Invisibility" Or, "You are NOW in range" (target symbol in the center of the "O") So, did you have a talk with this prowler and that is how word got out? |
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"LouB" wrote in message ... Larry Fishel wrote: Several comments: I've always wanted to have some signs printed up saying "Trespassers will be eaten." On the serious side: In many (most) areas of the U.S., the Castle Doctrine only applies to the inside of your house/trailer/car, not all of your property. In many areas, you can legally shoot someone trespassing on your property, but ONLY if you have very specifically worded signs at minimum intervals around your property. Using your creatively worded signs won't cut it legally. I knew some of the comments were in jest, but for anyone who might not know, in most of the U.S. at least any kind of intentional booby trap is illegal even if no one has any legal reason to be there. And they are certainly the definition of "premeditation" if that turns out to be important. An old man calls the cops and tells them someone is trying to get into his shed. Cops say they are very busy and since no one is trying to get into his house turn on a bunch of lights and lock all doors. Old man waits five minutes and calls back. Tells cops there is no hurry since he just shot the SOB. Hangs up. THREE minutes later first sirens followed by multiple cop cars and an ambulance. Cops can't find anyone. Where is the bad guy? Old man says "I thought you were very busy". Lou Great one Lou!! I wanted to post that one, but couldn't find it in my archives G Bill in Plano |
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Metspitzer wrote:
I've always wanted to have some signs printed up saying "Trespassers will be eaten." On the serious side: In many (most) areas of the U.S., the Castle Doctrine only applies to the inside of your house/trailer/car, not all of your property. In many areas, you can legally shoot someone trespassing on your property, but ONLY if you have very specifically worded signs at minimum intervals around your property. Using your creatively worded signs won't cut it legally. Use of deadly force against a simple trespasser alone is never justified. You should read a little about Joe Horn. I wish I had him for a neighbor. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...q=f&oq=&aq i= Robbery, Breaking and Entering, or whatever the perpetrators would have been charged with if they had lived is *not* an offense punishable by death. I find it difficult to believe that even if the *cops* had been called and had witnessed the break-in or saw the perps exiting the building carrying the loot, they would have shot to kill. Perce |
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Nasty no trespassing signs
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:53:38 -0400, "Percival P. Cassidy"
wrote: Metspitzer wrote: I've always wanted to have some signs printed up saying "Trespassers will be eaten." On the serious side: In many (most) areas of the U.S., the Castle Doctrine only applies to the inside of your house/trailer/car, not all of your property. In many areas, you can legally shoot someone trespassing on your property, but ONLY if you have very specifically worded signs at minimum intervals around your property. Using your creatively worded signs won't cut it legally. Use of deadly force against a simple trespasser alone is never justified. You should read a little about Joe Horn. I wish I had him for a neighbor. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...q=f&oq=&aq i= Robbery, Breaking and Entering, or whatever the perpetrators would have been charged with if they had lived is *not* an offense punishable by death. I find it difficult to believe that even if the *cops* had been called and had witnessed the break-in or saw the perps exiting the building carrying the loot, they would have shot to kill. Perce Think TEXAS! Joe Horn solved an Immigration problem at the same time AND those shot were not even on his property. He told the 911 what he was going to do, and then did it. Good for him. |
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