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Got a leather Everlast body bag.

The canvas one was wore out.

This one seems too soft.



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Tom Watson wrote:
Got a leather Everlast body bag.

The canvas one was wore out.

This one seems too soft.



Wow ! I got a body bag too !

Rubbery vinyl with a nylon weave backing, looks like it's treated to
resist odor absorbtion and for ease of cleaning. A cool head to toe
zipper and two handles on the side and one loop at each end. Funny
thing is, the card said,

"I hope I see you in it soon!
Love,
your ex-wife

Tom in KY, still kicking, although I have been smelling anti freeze
when I burp.

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Sorry Tom,

Actually I got a gift certificate for the 'bay. So I came up with an
old Stanley # 8. I love Santa Clause again.

Tom in KY

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Now I know a chainsaw ain't a proper woodworking tool, but I wanted one
anyway. I figure folks just have a right to expect a feller like me to
have a chainsaw, even if my fireplace has gas logs in it.
And I got a real proper leather shop apron with flaps over the pockets
to keep the sawdust out. I'm really gonna like it.
And a incra rule, cause my eyes ain't what they used to be. And
several other nice toys and not even one tie or shirt!

DonkeyHody
"I'd rather expect the best of people and be wrong than expect the
worst and be right."



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On 30 Dec 2005 17:53:26 -0800, "DonkeyHody"
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Now I know a chainsaw ain't a proper woodworking tool, but I wanted one
anyway. I figure folks just have a right to expect a feller like me to
have a chainsaw, even if my fireplace has gas logs in it.
And I got a real proper leather shop apron with flaps over the pockets
to keep the sawdust out. I'm really gonna like it.
And a incra rule, cause my eyes ain't what they used to be. And
several other nice toys and not even one tie or shirt!

DonkeyHody
"I'd rather expect the best of people and be wrong than expect the
worst and be right."



You should have a decent body bag and a good speed bag.

Both of these together will go for about a hundred and fifty bucks.

You should also have a set of free weights.

You don't need more than 250 pounds because you want to do reps, not
mass. These should cost no more that eighty bucks.

A half way decent bench is only about 150 bucks.

When you start out, it's OK if you can only press your weight - unless
you're a fat sloppy ******* - then, I'd back off to 150 and work your
way up.

Your road work will consist of two miles at a brisk pace, to start.

You'll then go to five, then seven, then ten.

Once you get to ten, you'll go for time.

You need to be able to do ten in less than an hour.

Then you need to do wind sprints.

Buy good Everlast gloves and put a quarter pound weight on each wrist.

Work on simple combinations at first - one low, one high.

When you are ready - throw two quick ones from the slow side and
finish with the deathblow from the smart hand.

Try as hard as you can not to have a smart hand - but everyone does.

When you work the speed bag - give it two shots from one hand and one
from the other - work on your speed - and then change it so that it is
backwards of what you did before - work on your speed.

When you work the body bag - this is the only time that you are
allowed to roundhouse. Two straight shots from the weak hand,
followed by a straight shot to the center - followed by a roundhouse
rib shot.

This is a difficult combination to learn but it is worthwhile.

If you are strong enough, the rib shot will win for you.

Not immediately, but down the road.

If you will ever be good, that rib shot will come from the strong side
- and it can be devastating.

Keep your hands in close to your face and your elbows close to your
side.

Do not get fooled by head fakes.

If your man goes low for the body, protect and defend, but look for
the high opportunity.

Watch out for headhunter dancers. They wear themselves out and you
can take them in a later round.

Fear body punchers, for their throws are short and efficient - and
they waste no ammo.

You need to keep your elbows down and wait for the opening up top.

Remember, regardless of what most boxing movies show, the game is all
about what happens with your elbows tucked and your punches short.

Most body punchers can take almost any head punch that you can throw.
But that is still the best way to stop them, unless they're pigheaded.

Sometimes a committed body puncher can be made to see reason by
ringing his freaking bell.

But, you often need to body punch a body puncher. He'll have a weak
side. Your corner will tell you, if you don't read it.

If you can soften up a side, like he will be trying like hell to do to
you, that is a good way in.

I'll tell you what - by this point you have to be three rounds in.
If you've made it this far - I don't have damned thing to tell you but
don't spit out your mouthpiece and keep breathing as deep as you can.

Besides keeping your elbows tucked and your chin.

Ding Ding...
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Tom Watson wrote:
Got a leather Everlast body bag.

The canvas one was wore out.

This one seems too soft.



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And you're quoting from?

I did a search on Amazon and came up with nothing when I entered
Further Away Than Yesterday.

I got it ! You got a George Foreman Grill !!

Tom in KY

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Got a nice 9' St. Croix fly rod and a House of Hardy reel. This is one
slippery slope too - just like woodworking but I can tie the two together
easily. Making a reel winder (like the one from Orvis) and plan to make
several different size net frames to try some simple steam bending. Anyone
know where to buy fish netting material?

As I recall Tom, don't you do a bit of fishing in your backyard?

Bob S.

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Got a leather Everlast body bag.

The canvas one was wore out.

This one seems too soft.



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On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 03:51:11 GMT, "Bob S" wrote:

Got a nice 9' St. Croix fly rod and a House of Hardy reel. This is one
slippery slope too - just like woodworking but I can tie the two together
easily. Making a reel winder (like the one from Orvis) and plan to make
several different size net frames to try some simple steam bending. Anyone
know where to buy fish netting material?

As I recall Tom, don't you do a bit of fishing in your backyard?

Bob S.


Yes I do.

And I envy you both your rod and reel.

I have a "White River" which I believe to be a Chinese knockoff off
an Orvis small reel.

It works well enough - it certainly works better than I do.

In the small streams of Pennsyltucky where I fish, it's the line, more
than the reel, or even the rod, that tells the tale.

I have a fat forward line from Orvis that shoots into pocket water
very well.

Got afast action eight footer that helps out also.

The fish are small but the fun is big.


Good onya, BobS.



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Tom Watson wrote:

You should have a decent body bag and a good speed bag.

Both of these together will go for about a hundred and fifty bucks.

You should also have a set of free weights.

You don't need more than 250 pounds because you want to do reps, not
mass. These should cost no more that eighty bucks.

A half way decent bench is only about 150 bucks.

When you start out, it's OK if you can only press your weight - unless
you're a fat sloppy ******* - then, I'd back off to 150 and work your
way up.

Your road work will consist of two miles at a brisk pace, to start.

You'll then go to five, then seven, then ten.

Once you get to ten, you'll go for time.

You need to be able to do ten in less than an hour.

Then you need to do wind sprints.

Buy good Everlast gloves and put a quarter pound weight on each wrist.

Work on simple combinations at first - one low, one high.

When you are ready - throw two quick ones from the slow side and
finish with the deathblow from the smart hand.

Try as hard as you can not to have a smart hand - but everyone does.

When you work the speed bag - give it two shots from one hand and one
from the other - work on your speed - and then change it so that it is
backwards of what you did before - work on your speed.

When you work the body bag - this is the only time that you are
allowed to roundhouse. Two straight shots from the weak hand,
followed by a straight shot to the center - followed by a roundhouse
rib shot.

This is a difficult combination to learn but it is worthwhile.

If you are strong enough, the rib shot will win for you.

Not immediately, but down the road.

If you will ever be good, that rib shot will come from the strong side
- and it can be devastating.

Keep your hands in close to your face and your elbows close to your
side.

Do not get fooled by head fakes.

If your man goes low for the body, protect and defend, but look for
the high opportunity.

Watch out for headhunter dancers. They wear themselves out and you
can take them in a later round.

Fear body punchers, for their throws are short and efficient - and
they waste no ammo.

You need to keep your elbows down and wait for the opening up top.

Remember, regardless of what most boxing movies show, the game is all
about what happens with your elbows tucked and your punches short.

Most body punchers can take almost any head punch that you can throw.
But that is still the best way to stop them, unless they're pigheaded.

Sometimes a committed body puncher can be made to see reason by
ringing his freaking bell.

But, you often need to body punch a body puncher. He'll have a weak
side. Your corner will tell you, if you don't read it.

If you can soften up a side, like he will be trying like hell to do to
you, that is a good way in.

I'll tell you what - by this point you have to be three rounds in.
If you've made it this far - I don't have damned thing to tell you but
don't spit out your mouthpiece and keep breathing as deep as you can.

Besides keeping your elbows tucked and your chin.

Ding Ding...
Further Away Than Yesterday
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/


Whew! Sounds too much like work for me!

DonkeyHody



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OK, this almost becomes a gloat. SWMBO got me the Grizzly G0555 Band
Saw with riser block and mobile base. Mom got me the PC 4212 Dovetail
Jig. SWMBO followed it up with "The Workbench Book" by Lon Schleining.
Definitely nothing to whine about!

DJ

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On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 20:23:11 -0500, Tom Watson
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Got a leather Everlast body bag.

The canvas one was wore out.

This one seems too soft.



Further Away Than Yesterday
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Got a gift certificate to Lie-Nielsen from SWMBO. Funny thing is she
had meant it to be to Lee Valley. =o )
Lie-Nielsen's is just a short trip from here and I've meant to stop in
and look around.
Think I'll use part of my Christmas bonus on a trip to Lee Valley's
web site. Perhaps a Talon chuck for my lathe.

Happy New Year All,
Lenny
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On 30 Dec 2005 19:37:50 -0800, wrote:


Tom Watson wrote:
Got a leather Everlast body bag.

The canvas one was wore out.

This one seems too soft.



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And you're quoting from?


Experience.

I did a search on Amazon and came up with nothing when I entered
Further Away Than Yesterday.


As is only reasonable.

I got it ! You got a George Foreman Grill !!


Nah. George charges too much. I have a Weber.



Tom in KY


Better you than me.




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Tom Watson wrote:
Further Away Than Yesterday

Experience.

I wrote.

Tom in KY


You wrote.

Better you than me.


You got something against the bluegrass state?

We've got trout streams, bass lakes, sawmills in almost every county,
horses, bourbon, mountains, forests, deer, elk, electricity, farmland,
crank labs, tobacco beds, rivers, horse racing, Louisville Sluggers,
upland hunting, wetland hunting, wild turkeys, Hey! Mohammed Ali grew
up in Louisville! It can't be all that bad. Maybe you should visit
sometime. Sandy and I could take you fishing. We could pretend that
they're just not biting while we keep you away from our honey-holes:-)

I enjoy your writing and I respect your opinions as much as anyone on
this NG. Don't take my smart a$$ remarks too seriously.

Have a good day Tom,

Tom in KY

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Tom Watson wrote:

Better watch out. I might be moving, based on your advertisement.

I can have the whiskey shipped in - but good bass fishing don't export
well.


Kentucky Lake is a respected fishery by most major bass tournament
sponsors and organizers. I live about an hour and a half from there
with a boat in tow. The smallmouth are biting on suspended jigs right
now. Dale Hollow to the south is also seeing the smallmouth bite. My
uncle is fishing a tournament tomorrow. Cumberland River is pretty
good, Green river Lake is great for muskie and walleye. Nolin River
Lake, good. Barren River Lake,, I've not had luck there. Winter pooling
/staging may be keeping that river from being a great producer. Yep,
BYOB if you want.

I'm only one hour from the Fort Campbell WMA, trout streams there.Lots
of small water-shed lakes and ponds too. But the closest water to my
place is Green River. Too much barge traffic (I believe)along with a
really dry summer has ruined the fishing for this year. There are a few
catfish pulled out of there that will make you think twice about
putting a bare foot in the water. 2 years ago there was a 97lb. cat
caught on a jug line. Last year we were night fishing and saw a jug
running about 20-30mph across the surface before being pulled under.
Several other guys saw it and that may become the new urban legend
here, The Jug Fishing Ghost?

Tom in KY, got more fish tales.

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Tom Watson wrote:

Better watch out. I might be moving, based on your advertisement.

I can have the whiskey shipped in - but good bass fishing don't export
well.


Kentucky Lake is a respected fishery by most major bass tournament
sponsors and organizers. I live about an hour and a half from there
with a boat in tow. The smallmouth are biting on suspended jigs right
now. Dale Hollow to the south is also seeing the smallmouth bite. My
uncle is fishing a tournament tomorrow. Cumberland River is pretty
good, Green river Lake is great for muskie and walleye. Nolin River
Lake, good. Barren River Lake,, I've not had luck there. Winter pooling
/staging may be keeping that river from being a great producer. Yep,
BYOB if you want.

I'm only one hour from the Fort Campbell WMA, trout streams there.Lots
of small water-shed lakes and ponds too. But the closest water to my
place is Green River. Too much barge traffic (I believe)along with a
really dry summer has ruined the fishing for this year. There are a few
catfish pulled out of there that will make you think twice about
putting a bare foot in the water. 2 years ago there was a 97lb. cat
caught on a jug line. Last year we were night fishing and saw a jug
running about 20-30mph across the surface before being pulled under.
Several other guys saw it and that may become the new urban legend
here, The Jug Fishing Ghost?

Tom in KY, got more fish tales.



You also have Ricky Skaggs, my most favoritest musician on earth.

(watson - who still likes Beethoven pretty good, but thinks that Ricky
runs a close second.)



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You also have Ricky Skaggs, my most favoritest musician on earth.

(watson - who still likes Beethoven pretty good, but thinks that Ricky
runs a close second.)

Yeah, also; Ohio county to my east, home of Bill Monroe; Muhlenburg
county to the south, home of the Everly Brothers; Hopkins county to my
west, home of Mila Mason; Daviess county to my north, home of the Blue
Grass Museum and home of Johnny Depp and The Nascar Waltrip boys. A
regular hot-bed of crazies.

I like all three of the classical B's but you'll hear Ricky on the
radio more often.



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Yep, the very same Muhlenburg county, Lorreta Lynn country. Peabody and
all. Paradise is now the site of one of the biggest power generators
around. It's a big old coal burner too. From the hills here you can see
4 power plants along the Green River.

Goodnight Tom,

Tom in KY, I sleep too, about 4-6 hours a night (and maybe an hour in
the afternoon if Sandy hasn't got me busy.)

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"Tom Watson" wrote in message
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Got a leather Everlast body bag.

The canvas one was wore out.

This one seems too soft.


I got two plaid flannel shirts. Both fit. One non-plaid (?). That fits, too.

What else does a woodworker need?


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"Charles Self" wrote in message
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"Tom Watson" wrote in message
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Got a leather Everlast body bag.

The canvas one was wore out.

This one seems too soft.


I got two plaid flannel shirts. Both fit. One non-plaid (?). That fits,
too.

What else does a woodworker need?


Uh, pants?




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On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 20:23:11 -0500, Tom Watson
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Got a leather Everlast body bag.

The canvas one was wore out.

This one seems too soft.



Further Away Than Yesterday
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santa was good this year! got a powermatic 20" planer and a 180 dollar
gift certificate at woodcraft. the gift certificate was part of a
sales promotion for buying the planer i think. but SWMBO just gave me
the certificate instead of tryin to spend it for me. bless her heart!
also got a lamello top 20 biscuit joiner. she gave that to me a few
weeks early cause my old pc let the magic smoke out in the middle of a
christmas project for her parents. hehe... i love christmas.

skeez
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Olebiker wrote:

Stop it, you're making me homesick. I remember fishing on Taylorsville
Lake with my Dad one morning about 20 years ago. It was about 30
minutes after daylight but a light fog was still on the water. We were
in a large, calm bay where we were catching bass on Pop Rs. On a hill
covered in broom sedge above us a beagle was running a rabbit.

Dad turned around from the front seat of the Bass Tracker, grinned and
said, "Don't you wonder what Jesus is doing with the boys he doesn't
love this morning?" Yeah, I know the theology maybe isn't correct, but
the sentiment was sure right on. Dad is 81 and still fishes
Taylorsville.

Taylorsville is good. Many people from Louisville and Lexington area
fish there and have fond memories of Fishing and Big Fun.


The bass are bigger here in Florida but I miss fishing with Dad.

Dick "doesn't miss going to the barn to milk in freezing weather"
Durbin
Tallahassee


Yep, Your trade-off sounds pretty worthy. Have you had your Dad down to
Florida yet? Maybe he could bring you a cow and put ice down your pants
while you try to milk :-)

Tom in the Promised Lan,,,,KY.

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I surprised myself with a set of 20 inch Dispoz-A-Blade
knives for my Grizzly 20 inch planer. I also threw in a set
of cobalt blades. I felt I was worth it. G

Frank

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The canvas one was wore out.

This one seems too soft.



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"George" wrote in message

"Charles Self" wrote in message
"Tom Watson" wrote in message

Got a leather Everlast body bag.

The canvas one was wore out.

This one seems too soft.


I got two plaid flannel shirts. Both fit. One non-plaid (?). That fits,
too.

What else does a woodworker need?


Uh, pants?



.... and since he's heading in that direction with the plaid - a tool belt
like Norm's to complete the picture.

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Well maybe we'll meet on a stream down there one of these day's Tom. I'll
be the short guy bobbing up 'n down in the water waving like crazy as I go
by cause my waders just got filled...;-)

Now a real wood-fishin-dorker would probably be telling us that a bamboo
(4/6 strip) rod is the only way to go and that the ugly sticks we're using
are scaring the trout away... Now that's something I would love to try and
make. You're right about the line Tom when it comes to small streams - the
rod 'n reel are just along for the ride. To that end, I picked up some
Cortland "Sylk" to use on my 4wt rod/reel. I've heard good things about that
line and hey, it's only half the cost of a WWII blade !

Happy New Year to ya all,

Bob S.

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On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 03:51:11 GMT, "Bob S" wrote:

Got a nice 9' St. Croix fly rod and a House of Hardy reel. This is one
slippery slope too - just like woodworking but I can tie the two together
easily. Making a reel winder (like the one from Orvis) and plan to make
several different size net frames to try some simple steam bending.
Anyone
know where to buy fish netting material?

As I recall Tom, don't you do a bit of fishing in your backyard?

Bob S.


Yes I do.

And I envy you both your rod and reel.

I have a "White River" which I believe to be a Chinese knockoff off
an Orvis small reel.

It works well enough - it certainly works better than I do.

In the small streams of Pennsyltucky where I fish, it's the line, more
than the reel, or even the rod, that tells the tale.

I have a fat forward line from Orvis that shoots into pocket water
very well.

Got afast action eight footer that helps out also.

The fish are small but the fun is big.


Good onya, BobS.



Further Away Than Yesterday
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Tom Watson wrote:
Got a leather Everlast body bag.

The canvas one was wore out.

This one seems too soft.


I got a dog kit. Yep, everything but the dog... but I guess that's
coming soon. Think I'll name him Ketchup.

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ups.com...
OK, this almost becomes a gloat. SWMBO got me the Grizzly G0555 Band
Saw with riser block and mobile base. Mom got me the PC 4212 Dovetail
Jig. SWMBO followed it up with "The Workbench Book" by Lon Schleining.
Definitely nothing to whine about!


Yer gonna love it!(the G0555)

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"Olebiker" wrote in message
oups.com...

sniperoo

Dick "doesn't miss going to the barn to milk in freezing weather"
Durbin


Aw, c'mon, gotta have some fun! Youthful memories . . . crawling out from
between the nice warm flannel sheets, getting bundled up by the kitchen
cookstove, wading through the snow to the barn. Step in between a couple
cows, they proceed to lean together, make a nice warm sandwich with you in
the middle. If your hands are cold, just tuck them in between the udder &
their back leg, toasty warm!

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In article , Tom Watson
wrote:

Got a leather Everlast body bag.

The canvas one was wore out.

This one seems too soft.


I got another Tom Watson morph to killfile. Could you stop doing that,
please?

Oh, and a LV low angle block plane (how sweet it is!), and volume 3 of
the Looney Toons Golden Collection. And sweaters... Thanks, mom! Oh,
and a Stimpy plush doll from my daughter. "Duh... They don't call me
'Stupid' for nuttin'."

djb

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PLONK !!!

HEE-Hee-heeeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,



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In article ,
Tom Watson wrote:

[snipped for brevity]
I'm sorry my Son but you're to late in askin'
Mr. Peabody's Coal Train done hauled it away..."

(from a tune that I used to sing when I was a young man - now I am old
and tired - and must go to sleep - good night, my friend)



That'd be our friend John Prine:

Paradise


When I was a child my family would travel
Down to Western Kentucky where my parents were born
And there's a backwards old town that's often remembered
So many times that my memories are worn.

Chorus:
And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

Well, sometimes we'd travel right down the Green River
To the abandoned old prison down by Adrie Hill
Where the air smelled like snakes and we'd shoot with our pistols
But empty pop bottles was all we would kill.

Repeat Chorus:

Then the coal company came with the world's largest shovel
And they tortured the timber and stripped all the land
Well, they dug for their coal till the land was forsaken
Then they wrote it all down as the progress of man.

Repeat Chorus:

When I die let my ashes float down the Green River
Let my soul roll on up to the Rochester dam
I'll be halfway to Heaven with Paradise waitin'
Just five miles away from wherever I am.

Repeat Chorus:

(Got some fine photographs of the Mallet Locomotives from those coal
trains... if those pictures don't want you to become an engineer.....)
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In article ,
Tom Watson wrote:

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I was blessed with a Milwaukee shop radio..and an MP3 player to feed it.
The external antenna pulls in NPR Detroit just fine. The spurious noise
rejection in FM isn't that great, but then again, I don't they worried
about that when they designed a radio that can survive to be kicked off
a fu*cking scaffold?
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Grizzly Oscillating sander here. Nice machine!

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Sad tale but true:
I got a notice from the IRS that I owed an additional $3553 on my 2004
taxes and my property tax bill for my house for $1860 on the thursday
before Christmas.

What ever happened to the days when a lump of coal in your stocking was
the worst you could expect?

Did I say Bah Humbug or Bah Government?

Ken

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