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Ultimate DIY
Just been thinking, over the years I have read quite a few books in
which a character has made a coffin. (Moberg: The Emigrants being the latest). Another book had a chap who IIRC cut seven planks and used them for his bed until needed. Indeed, we recently found that my partner's great grandfather was the local carpenter and undertaker in Great Tey. Other than the most obvious requirement of being the right size, are there any rules (Part Z?) on their construction? I imagine that, if destined for the crem., there could be restrictions on use of metal, wood treatments, etc. So, any advice if I wanted to make my own? -- Rod www.annalaurie.co.uk |
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"Rod Hewitt" wrote in message ... Just been thinking, over the years I have read quite a few books in which a character has made a coffin. (Moberg: The Emigrants being the latest). Another book had a chap who IIRC cut seven planks and used them for his bed until needed. Indeed, we recently found that my partner's great grandfather was the local carpenter and undertaker in Great Tey. Other than the most obvious requirement of being the right size, are there any rules (Part Z?) on their construction? DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS! I have book, The Natural Way of Death I think it's called. Fascinating. One thing I remember is that if the body is going to be viewed it's a good idea to put a wedge under the head, otherwise the jaw falls open and some people find it offensive ... I imagine that, if destined for the crem., there could be restrictions on use of metal, wood treatments, etc. When you consider what the undertakers provide I doubt it. The oven temperatures are so high that dioxins etc. are converted before you get to the top of the chimney. Me? Well I'd be happy just to have a winding sheet and be buried on a board. There are enough skilled woodworkers in our family that there won't be a problem and I know they'll be able to use timbers which are otherwise unusable for anything else. Mine will be a DIY funeral from beginning to end. Hope the run-up isn't though :-) So, any advice if I wanted to make my own? Mary -- Rod www.annalaurie.co.uk |
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On Tue, 15 Feb 2005 23:06:21 UTC, "Mary Fisher"
wrote: One thing I remember is that if the body is going to be viewed it's a good idea to put a wedge under the head, otherwise the jaw falls open and some people find it offensive ... Car body filler. Job done. -- Bob Eager begin a new life...dump Windows! |
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"Rod Hewitt" wrote
| Just been thinking, over the years I have read quite a few books | in which a character has made a coffin. (Moberg: The Emigrants | being the latest). Another book had a chap who IIRC cut seven | planks and used them for his bed until needed. Indeed, we | recently found that my partner's great grandfather was the | local carpenter and undertaker in Great Tey. | Other than the most obvious requirement of being the right size, | are there any rules (Part Z?) on their construction? Not unless you are living in one :-) | I imagine that, if destined for the crem., there could be restrictions | on use of metal, wood treatments, etc. You don't think they *burn* those expensive coffins do you? They're crematorium assistants' perks are expensive coffins. | So, any advice if I wanted to make my own? AIUI coffins are about £20 flat-pack from the wholesalers anyway. You couldn't buy the wood for that price. Or go round the back door of the crematorium at closing-time with a handful of used fivers and a black estate car. Owain |
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Owain wrote in message You don't think they *burn* those expensive coffins do you? They're crematorium assistants' perks are expensive coffins. I have heard people say, really believing it, that this is true, that the coffins are 'recycled' so to speak. Good idea if they were IMO, as long as the crematoriums/funeral directors are open about it. But does it really happen? -- Holly, in France. Holiday home in the Dordogne, website: http://la-plaine.chez.tiscali.fr |
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In article , In France Holly
wrote: You don't think they *burn* those expensive coffins do you? They're crematorium assistants' perks are expensive coffins. I have heard people say, really believing it, that this is true, that the coffins are 'recycled' so to speak. Good idea if they were IMO, as long as the crematoriums/funeral directors are open about it. But does it really happen? No. When it comes to it the average coffin is six pieces of Contiplas and probably costs the same. So it wouldn't be worth the hassle, let alone the unpleasantness for the crem operatives. -- Tony Bryer SDA UK 'Software to build on' http://www.sda.co.uk Free SEDBUK boiler database browser http://www.sda.co.uk/qsedbuk.htm |
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"Holly, in France" wrote
| You don't think they *burn* those expensive coffins | do you? They're crematorium assistants' perks are | expensive coffins. | I have heard people say, really believing it, that this | is true, that the coffins are 'recycled' so to speak. | Good idea if they were IMO, as long as the crematoriums/ | funeral directors are open about it. But does it | really happen? I would be surprised if it hasn't, somewhere. When one thinks of what goes on in the restaurant trade re-using the plate scrapings ... Owain |
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Tony Bryer wrote in
: No. When it comes to it the average coffin is six pieces of Contiplas and probably costs the same. So it wouldn't be worth the hassle, let alone the unpleasantness for the crem operatives. Is that just ordinary particle board with a finish? -- Rod www.annalaurie.co.uk |
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In message , Rod Hewitt
writes Just been thinking, over the years I have read quite a few books in which a character has made a coffin. (Moberg: The Emigrants being the latest). Another book had a chap who IIRC cut seven planks and used them for his bed until needed. Indeed, we recently found that my partner's great grandfather was the local carpenter and undertaker in Great Tey. Other than the most obvious requirement of being the right size, are there any rules (Part Z?) on their construction? I imagine that, if destined for the crem., there could be restrictions on use of metal, wood treatments, etc. So, any advice if I wanted to make my own? A friend's father made his out of corrugated cardboard -- geoff |
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Rod Hewitt wrote:
Tony Bryer wrote in : No. When it comes to it the average coffin is six pieces of Contiplas and probably costs the same. So it wouldn't be worth the hassle, let alone the unpleasantness for the crem operatives. Is that just ordinary particle board with a finish? yup. If I understand correctly its a cheaper finish than melamine aka contiboard. It doesnt have to last so long. I think it might even be printed paper. NT |
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raden wrote:
In message , Rod Hewitt writes Just been thinking, over the years I have read quite a few books in which a character has made a coffin. (Moberg: The Emigrants being the latest). Another book had a chap who IIRC cut seven planks and used them for his bed until needed. Indeed, we recently found that my partner's great grandfather was the local carpenter and undertaker in Great Tey. Other than the most obvious requirement of being the right size, are there any rules (Part Z?) on their construction? I imagine that, if destined for the crem., there could be restrictions on use of metal, wood treatments, etc. So, any advice if I wanted to make my own? A friend's father made his out of corrugated cardboard I'm told there's nothing to stop you being taken to the crem in a cardboard box on the back of a pickup truck. |
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"Old Bill" wrote in message ... raden wrote: In message , Rod Hewitt writes Just been thinking, over the years I have read quite a few books in which a character has made a coffin. (Moberg: The Emigrants being the latest). Another book had a chap who IIRC cut seven planks and used them for his bed until needed. Indeed, we recently found that my partner's great grandfather was the local carpenter and undertaker in Great Tey. Other than the most obvious requirement of being the right size, are there any rules (Part Z?) on their construction? I imagine that, if destined for the crem., there could be restrictions on use of metal, wood treatments, etc. So, any advice if I wanted to make my own? A friend's father made his out of corrugated cardboard I'm told there's nothing to stop you being taken to the crem in a cardboard box on the back of a pickup truck. There isn't. I'm hoping that someone I know will have an estate (I'm not tall) or a van. But it won't be to a crem. Mary |
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