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How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
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On 24/03/2020 01:56:12, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Less beer? |
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On 24/03/2020 02:10, Fredxx wrote:
On 24/03/2020 01:56:12, williamwright wrote: How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Less beer? I've tried that for all sorts of problems. It never seems to help. Bill |
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williamwright wrote
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Stop shovelling so much crap into your mouth until you can reach your toenails again. |
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"williamwright" wrote in message ... On 24/03/2020 02:10, Fredxx wrote: On 24/03/2020 01:56:12, williamwright wrote: How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Less beer? I've tried that for all sorts of problems. It never seems to help. It will with that when you also shovel less crap into your mouth. |
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On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Bill ask on a DIY newsgroup ... |
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On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? (a) fit grinding disc to angle grinder, (b) wedge it between a few bricks and turn on (c) curl toes... -- Robin reply-to address is (intended to be) valid |
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On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Bill https://www.youtube.com/results?sear...+you+a re+fat |
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ERm I have no trouble with that, I'm assuming you have some problem in
range of movement. I'm sure that cutting toenails could be accomplished with little chance of cross infection really. Brian -- ----- -- This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please Note this Signature is meaningless.! "williamwright" wrote in message ... How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Bill |
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Lonely Auto-contradicting Psychotic Senile Ozzie Troll Alert! LOL
On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 15:23:22 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent Speed,
the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again: I've tried that for all sorts of problems. It never seems to help. It will with that when you also shovel less crap into your mouth. If someone wanted to hear an asshole, they'd have farted, senile asshole! -- Bod addressing abnormal senile quarreller Rot: "Do you practice arguing with yourself in an empty room?" MID: |
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Lonely Auto-contradicting Psychotic Senile Ozzie Troll Alert! LOL
On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 15:22:11 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again: How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Stop shovelling so much crap into your mouth until you can reach your toenails again. You first stop spouting all your crap on these groups, you scummy senile asshole troll! -- Norman Wells addressing trolling senile Rodent: "Ah, the voice of scum speaks." MID: |
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On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 07:20:39 +0000, Robin wrote:
On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote: How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? (a) fit grinding disc to angle grinder, (b) wedge it between a few bricks and turn on (c) curl toes... ++1 grin |
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On 24/03/2020 07:20, Robin wrote:
On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote: How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? (a) fit grinding disc to angle grinder, (b) wedge it between a few bricks and turn on (c) curl toes... lose a foot |
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On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Bill get a flymo and cut the grass wearing flip-flops ?. |
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Brian Gaff (Sofa 2) wrote
ERm I have no trouble with that, I'm assuming you have some problem in range of movement. Due to his huge stomach. I'm sure that cutting toenails could be accomplished with little chance of cross infection really. One of the youtubes is silly enough to claim that you must have your own personal nail clippers or scissors so you don’t spread germs. Made in the pre virus days too. "williamwright" wrote in message ... How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Bill |
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Lonely Auto-contradicting Psychotic Senile Ozzie Troll Alert! LOL
On Wed, 25 Mar 2020 05:32:55 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again: One of the youtubes is silly enough to claim that you must have your own personal nail clippers or scissors You are obviously silly (and lonely) enough to watch every ****ty YT video you come across, you abnormal senile pest! -- Norman Wells addressing trolling senile Rodent: "Ah, the voice of scum speaks." MID: |
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On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Bill Let them grow and wear open toe sandals (no socks) -- mailto : news {at} admac {dot} myzen {dot} co {dot} uk |
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alan_m wrote:
On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote: How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Bill Let them grow and wear open toe sandals (no socks) When they are three inches long and curve up into the sole of the foot then the chiropodist will use a mini angle grinder (more like a robust Dremel really). -- Roger Hayter |
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"alan_m" wrote in message ... On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote: How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Let them grow and wear open toe sandals (no socks) And have the kids all point and shout to their parents and expose you for the world to laugh at, again. |
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Lonely Auto-contradicting Psychotic Senile Ozzie Troll Alert! LOL
On Wed, 25 Mar 2020 11:12:41 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again: Let them grow and wear open toe sandals (no socks) And have the kids all point and shout to their parents and expose you for the world to laugh at, again. He would still not be as much of a laugh as you are, you 86-year-old trolling piece of senile ****! LOL -- Website (from 2007) dedicated to the 86-year-old trolling senile cretin from Oz: https://www.pcreview.co.uk/threads/r...d-faq.2973853/ |
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On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Long handled scissors? (Or this being Uk DIY, one ought to say Angle Grinder) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 01:56:12 +0000, williamwright
wrote: How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Bill Have you considered mounting a small grinding wheel into a Dremmel which is clamped to something immovable. Then you offer up your toenails to it. I'm sure there's enough feeling in your toes to know when you're getting too close. Another idea would be to construct long handles for a pair of scissors, while you observe the operation through field-glasses. Or a big lens near the toes. -- Dave W |
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On 26/03/2020 22:07, Dave W wrote:
On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 01:56:12 +0000, williamwright wrote: How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? Have you considered mounting a small grinding wheel into a Dremmel which is clamped to something immovable. Then you offer up your toenails to it. I'm sure there's enough feeling in your toes to know when you're getting too close. Another idea would be to construct long handles for a pair of scissors, while you observe the operation through field-glasses. Or a big lens near the toes. Use one of those long handled edge clippers made for the lawn. -- Max Demian |
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On Tuesday, 24 March 2020 07:20:42 UTC, Robin wrote:
On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote: How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery? (a) fit grinding disc to angle grinder, (b) wedge it between a few bricks and turn on (c) curl toes... that's the correct answer. Better have excellent eyesight! There's probably something 3d printable to do the job. NT |
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