"alan_m" wrote in message
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On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?

Let them grow and wear open toe sandals (no socks)

And have the kids all point and shout to their parents
and expose you for the world to laugh at, again.