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williamwright March 24th 20 01:56 AM

DIY toe nails
 
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?

Bill

Fredxx[_3_] March 24th 20 02:10 AM

DIY toe nails
 
On 24/03/2020 01:56:12, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?


Less beer?



williamwright March 24th 20 03:10 AM

DIY toe nails
 
On 24/03/2020 02:10, Fredxx wrote:
On 24/03/2020 01:56:12, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?


Less beer?


I've tried that for all sorts of problems. It never seems to help.

Bill

Rod Speed March 24th 20 04:22 AM

DIY toe nails
 
williamwright wrote

How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't
reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?


Stop shovelling so much crap into your mouth
until you can reach your toenails again.

Rod Speed March 24th 20 04:23 AM

DIY toe nails
 


"williamwright" wrote in message
...
On 24/03/2020 02:10, Fredxx wrote:
On 24/03/2020 01:56:12, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?


Less beer?


I've tried that for all sorts of problems. It never seems to help.


It will with that when you also shovel less crap into your mouth.


Tim+[_5_] March 24th 20 07:17 AM

DIY toe nails
 
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00KI2JG..._ypBEEb79SYE58

Tim

Jim GM4DHJ ... March 24th 20 07:20 AM

DIY toe nails
 
On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?

Bill

ask on a DIY newsgroup ...

Robin March 24th 20 07:20 AM

DIY toe nails
 
On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?


(a) fit grinding disc to angle grinder,
(b) wedge it between a few bricks and turn on
(c) curl toes...




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Jim GM4DHJ ... March 24th 20 07:23 AM

DIY toe nails
 
On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?

Bill


https://www.youtube.com/results?sear...+you+a re+fat

Brian Gaff \(Sofa 2\) March 24th 20 07:52 AM

DIY toe nails
 
ERm I have no trouble with that, I'm assuming you have some problem in
range of movement.


I'm sure that cutting toenails could be accomplished with little chance of
cross infection really.
Brian

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"williamwright" wrote in message
...
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?

Bill




Peeler[_4_] March 24th 20 09:22 AM

Lonely Auto-contradicting Psychotic Senile Ozzie Troll Alert! LOL
 
On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 15:23:22 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent Speed,
the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


I've tried that for all sorts of problems. It never seems to help.


It will with that when you also shovel less crap into your mouth.


If someone wanted to hear an asshole, they'd have farted, senile asshole!

--
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"Do you practice arguing with yourself in an empty room?"
MID:

Peeler[_4_] March 24th 20 09:24 AM

Lonely Auto-contradicting Psychotic Senile Ozzie Troll Alert! LOL
 
On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 15:22:11 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't
reach my feet unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?


Stop shovelling so much crap into your mouth
until you can reach your toenails again.


You first stop spouting all your crap on these groups, you scummy senile
asshole troll!

--
Norman Wells addressing trolling senile Rodent:
"Ah, the voice of scum speaks."
MID:

Davidm March 24th 20 09:54 AM

DIY toe nails
 
On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 07:20:39 +0000, Robin wrote:

On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?


(a) fit grinding disc to angle grinder,
(b) wedge it between a few bricks and turn on
(c) curl toes...

++1 grin

Jim GM4DHJ ... March 24th 20 09:55 AM

DIY toe nails
 
On 24/03/2020 07:20, Robin wrote:
On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?


(a) fit grinding disc to angle grinder,
(b) wedge it between a few bricks and turn on
(c) curl toes...




lose a foot

Andrew[_22_] March 24th 20 01:31 PM

DIY toe nails
 
On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?

Bill


get a flymo and cut the grass wearing flip-flops ?.

Rod Speed March 24th 20 06:32 PM

DIY toe nails
 
Brian Gaff (Sofa 2) wrote

ERm I have no trouble with that, I'm assuming you have some problem in
range of movement.


Due to his huge stomach.

I'm sure that cutting toenails could be accomplished with little chance
of cross infection really.


One of the youtubes is silly enough to claim that you must
have your own personal nail clippers or scissors so you
don’t spread germs. Made in the pre virus days too.

"williamwright" wrote in message
...
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?

Bill




Peeler[_4_] March 24th 20 07:40 PM

Lonely Auto-contradicting Psychotic Senile Ozzie Troll Alert! LOL
 
On Wed, 25 Mar 2020 05:32:55 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


One of the youtubes is silly enough to claim that you must
have your own personal nail clippers or scissors


You are obviously silly (and lonely) enough to watch every ****ty YT video
you come across, you abnormal senile pest!

--
Norman Wells addressing trolling senile Rodent:
"Ah, the voice of scum speaks."
MID:

alan_m March 24th 20 10:17 PM

DIY toe nails
 
On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?

Bill


Let them grow and wear open toe sandals (no socks)

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Roger Hayter[_2_] March 24th 20 11:19 PM

DIY toe nails
 
alan_m wrote:

On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?

Bill


Let them grow and wear open toe sandals (no socks)


When they are three inches long and curve up into the sole of the foot
then the chiropodist will use a mini angle grinder (more like a robust
Dremel really).
--

Roger Hayter

Rod Speed March 25th 20 12:12 AM

DIY toe nails
 


"alan_m" wrote in message
...
On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?


Let them grow and wear open toe sandals (no socks)


And have the kids all point and shout to their parents
and expose you for the world to laugh at, again.


Peeler[_4_] March 25th 20 08:32 AM

Lonely Auto-contradicting Psychotic Senile Ozzie Troll Alert! LOL
 
On Wed, 25 Mar 2020 11:12:41 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


Let them grow and wear open toe sandals (no socks)


And have the kids all point and shout to their parents
and expose you for the world to laugh at, again.


He would still not be as much of a laugh as you are, you 86-year-old
trolling piece of senile ****! LOL

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cretin from Oz:
https://www.pcreview.co.uk/threads/r...d-faq.2973853/

John Rumm March 26th 20 01:25 PM

DIY toe nails
 
On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:

How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?


Long handled scissors?


(Or this being Uk DIY, one ought to say Angle Grinder)

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Dave W[_2_] March 26th 20 10:07 PM

DIY toe nails
 
On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 01:56:12 +0000, williamwright
wrote:

How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?

Bill


Have you considered mounting a small grinding wheel into a Dremmel
which is clamped to something immovable. Then you offer up your
toenails to it. I'm sure there's enough feeling in your toes to know
when you're getting too close.

Another idea would be to construct long handles for a pair of
scissors, while you observe the operation through field-glasses. Or a
big lens near the toes.
--
Dave W

Max Demian March 26th 20 10:45 PM

DIY toe nails
 
On 26/03/2020 22:07, Dave W wrote:
On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 01:56:12 +0000, williamwright
wrote:

How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?


Have you considered mounting a small grinding wheel into a Dremmel
which is clamped to something immovable. Then you offer up your
toenails to it. I'm sure there's enough feeling in your toes to know
when you're getting too close.

Another idea would be to construct long handles for a pair of
scissors, while you observe the operation through field-glasses. Or a
big lens near the toes.


Use one of those long handled edge clippers made for the lawn.

--
Max Demian

[email protected] March 28th 20 11:07 AM

DIY toe nails
 
On Tuesday, 24 March 2020 07:20:42 UTC, Robin wrote:
On 24/03/2020 01:56, williamwright wrote:
How the hell am I going to cut my own toe nails? I can't reach my feet
unless I hold my breath. Robotic surgery?


(a) fit grinding disc to angle grinder,
(b) wedge it between a few bricks and turn on
(c) curl toes...


that's the correct answer. Better have excellent eyesight!
There's probably something 3d printable to do the job.


NT


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