Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

On Mon, 14 May 2018 18:34:13 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

FLUSH the abnormal attention whore's latest idiotic attention-baiting
bull**** unread again


--
AndyW addressing Birdbrain:
"Troll or idiot?...
You have been presented with a viewpoint with information, reasoning,
historical cases, citations and references to back it up and wilfully
ignore all going back to your idea which has no supporting information."
MID:

--
Phil Lee adressing Birdbrain Macaw:
"You are too stupid to be wasting oxygen."
MID:

--
Phil Lee describing Birdbrain Macaw:
"I've never seen such misplaced pride in being a ****ing moronic motorist."
MID:

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Tony944 addressing Birdbrain Macaw:
"I seen and heard many people but you are on top of list being first class
ass hole jerk. ...You fit under unconditional Idiot and should be put in
mental institution.
MID:

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Pelican to Birdbrain Macaw:
"Ok. I'm persuaded . You are an idiot."
MID:

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DerbyDad03 addressing Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"Frigging Idiot. Get the hell out of my thread."
MID:

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Kerr Mudd-John about Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"It's like arguing with a demented frog."
MID:

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Mr Pounder Esquire about Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"the **** poor delivery boy with no hot running water, 11 cats and
several parrots living in his hovel."
MID:

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Rob Morley about Birdbrain:
"He's a perennial idiot"
MID: 20170519215057.56a1f1d4@Mars

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JoeyDee to Birdbrain
"I apologize for thinking you were a jerk. You're just someone with an IQ
lower than your age, and I accept that as a reason for your comments."
MID: l-september.org

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Sam Plusnet about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson Sword" LOL):
"He's just desperate to be noticed. Any attention will do, no matter how
negative it may be."
MID:

--
asking Birdbrain:
"What, were you dropped on your head as a child?"
MID:

--
Christie addressing endlessly driveling Birdbrain Macaw (now "James
Wilkinson" LOL):
"What are you resurrecting that old post of mine for? It's from last
month some time. You're like a dog who's just dug up an old bone they
hid in the garden until they were ready to have another go at it."
MID:

--
Mr Pounder's fitting description of Birdbrain Macaw:
"You are a well known fool, a tosser, a pillock, a stupid unemployable
sponging failure who will always live alone and will die alone. You will not
be missed."
MID:

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Richard to pathetic ****** Hucker:
"You haven't bred?
Only useful thing you've done in your pathetic existence."
MID:

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about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
""not the sharpest knife in the drawer"'s parents sure made a serious
mistake having him born alive -- A total waste of oxygen, food, space,
and bandwidth."
MID:

--
Mr Pounder exposing sociopathic Birdbrain:
"You will always be a lonely sociopath living in a ******** with no hot
running water with loads of stinking cats and a few parrots."
MID:

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francis about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"He seems to have a reputation as someone of limited intelligence"
MID:

--
Peter Moylan about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"If people like JWS didn't exist, we would have to find some other way to
explain the concept of "invincible ignorance"."
MID:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the
front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

Go get a job a woman and a life.
Pillock.

On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way. You should know that by now.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.


NT

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:27:44 +0100, wrote:

On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way. You should know that by now.

But they aren't getting their own way, I can see them trying to get outside, but failing.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.

What's a mystery is why my sig generator always picks things to do with the post.

Another thing - have you noticed catfood is actually 96% chicken and only 4% of the meat it's apparently the flavour of? The cats seem to fall for it though.

--
Have you heard of the untimely passing of the Energizer Bunny?
Someone put his batteries in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming . . .

On 14/05/2018 20:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the
front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

Go get a job a woman and a life.
Pillock.




Steve. Do not be so rude.. Nowadays it's perfectly OK to have a same sex
partner. So maybe he has not yet met the right bloke for him.



--
Adam

On Mon, 14 May 2018 12:27:44 -0700 (PDT), , another
mentally challenged, troll-feeding idiot, driveled again:


they understand it fine.

YOU understand NOTHING, you troll-feeding idiot! tsk

On Monday, 14 May 2018 20:27:46 UTC+1, wrote:
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.

or cock-flavoured condoms, or slipper-flavoured dog food

Owain

On Mon, 14 May 2018 22:21:29 +0100, wrote:

On Monday, 14 May 2018 20:27:46 UTC+1, wrote:
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.

or cock-flavoured condoms,

Who gives a blowjob with a condom on?!

or slipper-flavoured dog food

Or ear flavoured parrot food.

--
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

On Monday, 14 May 2018 22:25:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
or cock-flavoured condoms,
Who gives a blowjob with a condom on?!

Kelly-Shantelle down the bus station will for a tenner.

Owain

On Mon, 14 May 2018 23:06:23 +0100, wrote:

On Monday, 14 May 2018 22:25:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
or cock-flavoured condoms,
Who gives a blowjob with a condom on?!

Kelly-Shantelle down the bus station will for a tenner.

But the feeling wouldn't be as good man!

--
WinError: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.

On Mon, 14 May 2018 15:06:23 -0700 (PDT), ,
another mentally deficient, troll-feeding Google groper, blabbered:


Who gives a blowjob with a condom on?!

Kelly-Shantelle down the bus station will for a tenner.

Owain

But the feeling wouldn't be as good for him as when YOU gave him a blow job,
troll-feeding idiot! VBG

On 14/05/2018 20:39, ARW wrote:
On 14/05/2018 20:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the
front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

Go get a job a woman and a life.
Pillock.

Steve. Do not be so rude.. Nowadays it's perfectly OK to have a same sex
partner. So maybe he has not yet met the right bloke for him.

I always assumed Peeler was PHucker's jilted ex-lover.

On 14/05/2018 20:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the
front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

Go get a job a woman and a life.
Pillock.

If you had a life, a job and a woman who wanted your company, you
wouldn't be replying.

"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" on Mon, 14 May 2018
18:34:13 +0100 typed in alt.pets.cats the following:
Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

Well of course. That was the entrance at the back of the house.
Which (apparently) is now gone. You went and moved things around,
messing up their routine. What's a cat suppose to do?
¿And this thing in the front of the house - how does it work? I
mean, it isn't the one which is at the back of the house, so - what is
it?

Yeah, cats are aspergers.
--
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Next month's Panel: Graft - Boon or blessing?

On 15/05/18 04:22, pyotr filipivich wrote:
"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" on Mon, 14 May 2018
18:34:13 +0100 typed in alt.pets.cats the following:
Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

Well of course. That was the entrance at the back of the house.
Which (apparently) is now gone. You went and moved things around,
messing up their routine. What's a cat suppose to do?
¿And this thing in the front of the house - how does it work? I
mean, it isn't the one which is at the back of the house, so - what is
it?

Yeah, cats are aspergers.


Cts have a completely different set of notions to describe their world.

The fact that to you one OBJECT resembles another OBJECT is not
something a cat would notice. It knows that the PATH that used to work
no longer does.



--
€œProgress is precisely that which rules and regulations did not foresee,€�

€“ Ludwig von Mises

Oh its you again, why not change your name to something that fits the
tendency you have to question stuff?
I think you need to understand that cats do not think in the same way as we
do, associating a cat flap to a door is about their limit. they don't know
or care what it is, just a way in and out.
If you move it the whole cycle has to start again on another door.
Incidentally my old cat never liked mice, he preferred birds, and as far as
I'm aware there is no special smell to either.
Brian

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"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of
the house, now they can't understand it any more.

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Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

On 14/05/2018 20:27, wrote:
....
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.

Might have a problem finding human taste testers for some of those.


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Or a more intelligent cat?
Incidentally and out of public service, the Police suggest no cat flaps
should be fitted in a front door as it creates a point of weakness for the
door.
Brian

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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the
front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

Go get a job a woman and a life.
Pillock.

Frog or indeed rat.
Brian

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On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front
of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way.
You should know that by now.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.


NT

Have you marked the diversion route for them with little painted arrows and
blue signs pointing nowhere which are use for traffic?

Brian

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"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:27:44 +0100, wrote:

On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front
of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way.
You should know that by now.

But they aren't getting their own way, I can see them trying to get
outside, but failing.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.

What's a mystery is why my sig generator always picks things to do with
the post.

Another thing - have you noticed catfood is actually 96% chicken and only
4% of the meat it's apparently the flavour of? The cats seem to fall for
it though.

--
Have you heard of the untimely passing of the Energizer Bunny?
Someone put his batteries in backwards and he just kept coming and coming
and coming . . .

On Monday, 14 May 2018 23:10:20 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
But the feeling wouldn't be as good man!

On the other hand, I don't have to see my dentist with a really embarrassing complaint.

Owain

On Tue, 15 May 2018 02:13:25 +0100, Fredxx, the notorious smartass,
smartassed again:

Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the
front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

Go get a job a woman and a life.
Pillock.

If you had a life, a job and a woman who wanted your company, you
wouldn't be replying.

....says the ridiculous brain dead gay smartass who just replied himself!
LMAO

On Tue, 15 May 2018 02:11:41 +0100, Fredxx, the notorious smartass,
smartassed again:

Go get a job a woman and a life.
Pillock.

Steve. Do not be so rude.. Nowadays it's perfectly OK to have a same sex
partner. So maybe he has not yet met the right bloke for him.

I always assumed Peeler was PHucker's jilted ex-lover.

I ALWAYS get the impression that you are a projecting gay smartass, gay
smartass!

On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:22:32 -0700, pyotr filipivich, another "new" mentally
deficient, troll-feeding Yankietard, driveled:


Well of course. That was the entrance at the back of the house.
Which (apparently) is now gone. You went and moved things around,
messing up their routine. What's a cat suppose to do?
¿And this thing in the front of the house - how does it work? I
mean, it isn't the one which is at the back of the house, so - what is
it?

Yeah, cats are aspergers.

Nope, Yankietard, the Scottish sow is simply a clinical SOCIOPATH. That's
what all this is about!

On Tue, 15 May 2018 09:15:38 +0100, Brian Gaff, the notorious, obviously
mentally deficient, troll-feeding senile idiot, blabbered again:

Oh its you again,

FLUSH yet more inane troll-fodder

Oh, it's you, the miserable oaf who is unable to resist feeding the abnormal
troll time and again, troll-feeding idiot! tsk

On Tue, 15 May 2018 09:22:53 +0100, Brian Gaff, the notorious, obviously
mentally deficient, troll-feeding senile idiot, blabbered again:

Have you marked the diversion route for them with little painted arrows and
blue signs pointing nowhere which are use for traffic?

Brian

THAT's the way to feed a mentally handicapped troll, you mentally
handicapped troll-feeding idiot! BG

On Tue, 15 May 2018 02:01:26 -0700 (PDT), ,
another mentally deficient, troll-feeding Google groper, blabbered:

On Monday, 14 May 2018 23:10:20 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
But the feeling wouldn't be as good man!

On the other hand, I don't have to see my dentist with a really embarrassing complaint.

Don't you, you toothless senile cocksucker?

On Monday, 14 May 2018 22:25:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 22:21:29 +0100, wrote:

On Monday, 14 May 2018 20:27:46 UTC+1, wrote:
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.

or cock-flavoured condoms,

Who gives a blowjob with a condom on?!

Well someone does or they wouldn't make them in various flavours.

On Monday, 14 May 2018 20:30:19 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:27:44 +0100, tabbypurr wrote:
On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way. You should know that by now.

But they aren't getting their own way, I can see them trying to get outside, but failing.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.

What's a mystery is why my sig generator always picks things to do with the post.

Another thing - have you noticed catfood is actually 96% chicken and only 4% of the meat it's apparently the flavour of? The cats seem to fall for it though.

they don't fall for it at all, their senses of sniff & taste are hugely better than ours. I assume the other 'meat products' are MRM, organ meats, eyeballs, knobs etc.


NT

On 15/05/2018 09:18, Brian Gaff wrote:
Or a more intelligent cat?
Incidentally and out of public service, the Police suggest no cat flaps
should be fitted in a front door as it creates a point of weakness for the
door.

I would have thought they would approve of them for the same reason.

--
Max Demian

On 15/05/2018 09:17, Nightjar wrote:
On 14/05/2018 20:27, wrote:
....
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.

Might have a problem finding human taste testers for some of those.

There must be people whose job is to taste pet food. That must go down
well at parties.

--
Max Demian

On Tue, 15 May 2018 06:35:00 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

On 15/05/18 04:22, pyotr filipivich wrote:
"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" on Mon, 14 May 2018
18:34:13 +0100 typed in alt.pets.cats the following:
Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

Well of course. That was the entrance at the back of the house.
Which (apparently) is now gone. You went and moved things around,
messing up their routine. What's a cat suppose to do?
¿And this thing in the front of the house - how does it work? I
mean, it isn't the one which is at the back of the house, so - what is
it?

Yeah, cats are aspergers.


Cts have a completely different set of notions to describe their world..

The fact that to you one OBJECT resembles another OBJECT is not
something a cat would notice. It knows that the PATH that used to work
no longer does.

It's the same flap that looks and smells the same, and they saw me putting it there.

Oh well, I keep pushing them through it and they're gradually learning. They're not too bright.

And they don't need a particular path, the new flap is next to the front door which they've walked through their entire lives when I've opened it.

On Tue, 15 May 2018 06:35:00 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

On 15/05/18 04:22, pyotr filipivich wrote:
"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" on Mon, 14 May 2018
18:34:13 +0100 typed in alt.pets.cats the following:
Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

Well of course. That was the entrance at the back of the house.
Which (apparently) is now gone. You went and moved things around,
messing up their routine. What's a cat suppose to do?
¿And this thing in the front of the house - how does it work? I
mean, it isn't the one which is at the back of the house, so - what is
it?

Yeah, cats are aspergers.


Cts have a completely different set of notions to describe their world..

The fact that to you one OBJECT resembles another OBJECT is not
something a cat would notice. It knows that the PATH that used to work
no longer does.

It's the same flap that looks and smells the same, and they saw me putting it there.

Oh well, I keep pushing them through it and they're gradually learning. They're not too bright.

And they don't need a particular path, the new flap is next to the front door which they've walked through their entire lives when I've opened it.

Round here those get adjusted by kids, especially universal ones where you can unbolt the arrow and turn it.


On Tue, 15 May 2018 09:22:53 +0100, Brian Gaff wrote:

Have you marked the diversion route for them with little painted arrows and
blue signs pointing nowhere which are use for traffic?

Brian



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On Tue, 15 May 2018 10:01:26 +0100, wrote:

On Monday, 14 May 2018 23:10:20 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
But the feeling wouldn't be as good man!

On the other hand, I don't have to see my dentist with a really embarrassing complaint.

What was this conversation about? It's been snipped.

--
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

On Tue, 15 May 2018 11:42:09 +0100, wrote:

On Monday, 14 May 2018 20:30:19 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:27:44 +0100, tabbypurr wrote:
On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way. You should know that by now.

But they aren't getting their own way, I can see them trying to get outside, but failing.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.

What's a mystery is why my sig generator always picks things to do with the post.

Another thing - have you noticed catfood is actually 96% chicken and only 4% of the meat it's apparently the flavour of? The cats seem to fall for it though.

they don't fall for it at all, their senses of sniff & taste are hugely better than ours. I assume the other 'meat products' are MRM, organ meats, eyeballs, knobs etc.

If they have such a good sense of smell, why don't they know it's wrong? If I give them the same "flavour" a few times in a row, they go off it. So they're enjoying a variety of fake flavours, thinking they're actually different things.

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On Tue, 15 May 2018 11:56:39 +0100, Max Demian wrote:

On 15/05/2018 09:18, Brian Gaff wrote:
Or a more intelligent cat?
Incidentally and out of public service, the Police suggest no cat flaps
should be fitted in a front door as it creates a point of weakness for the
door.

I would have thought they would approve of them for the same reason.

These newfangled PVC doors can be kicked through in one go anyway.

Mine is in the wall, so not a problem.

--
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On Tue, 15 May 2018 12:28:58 +0100, Max Demian wrote:

On 15/05/2018 09:17, Nightjar wrote:
On 14/05/2018 20:27, wrote:
....
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.

Might have a problem finding human taste testers for some of those.

There must be people whose job is to taste pet food. That must go down
well at parties.

Why must there be those people? Why would you test something on a thing that isn't it's intended use?

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On Tuesday, 15 May 2018 12:29:04 UTC+1, Max Demian wrote:
On 15/05/2018 09:17, Nightjar wrote:
On 14/05/2018 20:27, wrote:
....
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.

Might have a problem finding human taste testers for some of those.

There must be people whose job is to taste pet food. That must go down
well at parties.

They do.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaco...W5#.kheyGdjO76

https://www.careermatch.com/job-prep...t-food-tester/


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Max Demian