Have you marked the diversion route for them with little painted arrows and
blue signs pointing nowhere which are use for traffic?

Brian

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On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:27:44 +0100, wrote:

On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front
of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way.
You should know that by now.

But they aren't getting their own way, I can see them trying to get
outside, but failing.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc.

What's a mystery is why my sig generator always picks things to do with
the post.

Another thing - have you noticed catfood is actually 96% chicken and only
4% of the meat it's apparently the flavour of? The cats seem to fall for
it though.

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