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Daft cats and catflaps
Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.
-- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? |
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CAUTION!!! Birdbrain, the Pathological Attention =?iso-8859-1?Q?W?==?iso-8859-1?Q?hore,_Strikes,_AGAIN!=B0?=
On Mon, 14 May 2018 18:34:13 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again: FLUSH the abnormal attention whore's latest idiotic attention-baiting bull**** unread again -- AndyW addressing Birdbrain: "Troll or idiot?... You have been presented with a viewpoint with information, reasoning, historical cases, citations and references to back it up and wilfully ignore all going back to your idea which has no supporting information." MID: -- Phil Lee adressing Birdbrain Macaw: "You are too stupid to be wasting oxygen." MID: -- Phil Lee describing Birdbrain Macaw: "I've never seen such misplaced pride in being a ****ing moronic motorist." MID: -- Tony944 addressing Birdbrain Macaw: "I seen and heard many people but you are on top of list being first class ass hole jerk. ...You fit under unconditional Idiot and should be put in mental institution. MID: -- Pelican to Birdbrain Macaw: "Ok. I'm persuaded . You are an idiot." MID: -- DerbyDad03 addressing Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL): "Frigging Idiot. Get the hell out of my thread." MID: -- Kerr Mudd-John about Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL): "It's like arguing with a demented frog." MID: -- Mr Pounder Esquire about Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL): "the **** poor delivery boy with no hot running water, 11 cats and several parrots living in his hovel." MID: -- Rob Morley about Birdbrain: "He's a perennial idiot" MID: 20170519215057.56a1f1d4@Mars -- JoeyDee to Birdbrain "I apologize for thinking you were a jerk. You're just someone with an IQ lower than your age, and I accept that as a reason for your comments." MID: l-september.org -- Sam Plusnet about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson Sword" LOL): "He's just desperate to be noticed. Any attention will do, no matter how negative it may be." MID: -- asking Birdbrain: "What, were you dropped on your head as a child?" MID: -- Christie addressing endlessly driveling Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL): "What are you resurrecting that old post of mine for? It's from last month some time. You're like a dog who's just dug up an old bone they hid in the garden until they were ready to have another go at it." MID: -- Mr Pounder's fitting description of Birdbrain Macaw: "You are a well known fool, a tosser, a pillock, a stupid unemployable sponging failure who will always live alone and will die alone. You will not be missed." MID: -- Richard to pathetic ****** Hucker: "You haven't bred? Only useful thing you've done in your pathetic existence." MID: -- about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL): ""not the sharpest knife in the drawer"'s parents sure made a serious mistake having him born alive -- A total waste of oxygen, food, space, and bandwidth." MID: -- Mr Pounder exposing sociopathic Birdbrain: "You will always be a lonely sociopath living in a ******** with no hot running water with loads of stinking cats and a few parrots." MID: -- francis about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL): "He seems to have a reputation as someone of limited intelligence" MID: -- Peter Moylan about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL): "If people like JWS didn't exist, we would have to find some other way to explain the concept of "invincible ignorance"." MID: |
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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. Go get a job a woman and a life. Pillock. |
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On 14/05/2018 20:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. Go get a job a woman and a life. Pillock. Steve. Do not be so rude.. Nowadays it's perfectly OK to have a same sex partner. So maybe he has not yet met the right bloke for him. -- Adam |
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On 14/05/2018 20:39, ARW wrote:
On 14/05/2018 20:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. Go get a job a woman and a life. Pillock. Steve. Do not be so rude.. Nowadays it's perfectly OK to have a same sex partner. So maybe he has not yet met the right bloke for him. I always assumed Peeler was PHucker's jilted ex-lover. |
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Smartass Alert!
On Tue, 15 May 2018 02:11:41 +0100, Fredxx, the notorious smartass,
smartassed again: Go get a job a woman and a life. Pillock. Steve. Do not be so rude.. Nowadays it's perfectly OK to have a same sex partner. So maybe he has not yet met the right bloke for him. I always assumed Peeler was PHucker's jilted ex-lover. I ALWAYS get the impression that you are a projecting gay smartass, gay smartass! |
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On 14/05/2018 20:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. Go get a job a woman and a life. Pillock. If you had a life, a job and a woman who wanted your company, you wouldn't be replying. |
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Smartass Alert!
On Tue, 15 May 2018 02:13:25 +0100, Fredxx, the notorious smartass,
smartassed again: Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. Go get a job a woman and a life. Pillock. If you had a life, a job and a woman who wanted your company, you wouldn't be replying. ....says the ridiculous brain dead gay smartass who just replied himself! LMAO |
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Or a more intelligent cat?
Incidentally and out of public service, the Police suggest no cat flaps should be fitted in a front door as it creates a point of weakness for the door. Brian -- ----- - This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please! "Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote in message news Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. Go get a job a woman and a life. Pillock. |
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On 15/05/2018 09:18, Brian Gaff wrote:
Or a more intelligent cat? Incidentally and out of public service, the Police suggest no cat flaps should be fitted in a front door as it creates a point of weakness for the door. I would have thought they would approve of them for the same reason. -- Max Demian |
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On Tue, 15 May 2018 11:56:39 +0100, Max Demian wrote:
On 15/05/2018 09:18, Brian Gaff wrote: Or a more intelligent cat? Incidentally and out of public service, the Police suggest no cat flaps should be fitted in a front door as it creates a point of weakness for the door. I would have thought they would approve of them for the same reason. These newfangled PVC doors can be kicked through in one go anyway. Mine is in the wall, so not a problem. -- "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899) |
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On Tue, 15 May 2018 20:07:48 +0100, Tim Streater wrote:
In article , Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: On Tue, 15 May 2018 11:56:39 +0100, Max Demian wrote: On 15/05/2018 09:18, Brian Gaff wrote: Or a more intelligent cat? Incidentally and out of public service, the Police suggest no cat flaps should be fitted in a front door as it creates a point of weakness for the door. I would have thought they would approve of them for the same reason. These newfangled PVC doors can be kicked through in one go anyway. Mine is in the wall, so not a problem. What, your uPVC door? So's mine, so what's the big deal? My cat flap is in the wall. I have a wooden door, I'd never install that PVC ****. A burglar's foot could go through that easily, so the 7 point lock you probably have is utterly useless. -- What does Michael Jackson like about twenty-eight year olds? The fact that there are twenty of them. |
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Troll-feeding Senile Idiot Alert!
On Tue, 15 May 2018 20:07:48 +0100, Tim Streater, another obviously mentally
challenged, troll-feeding moron, blathered: Mine is in the wall, so not a problem. What, your uPVC door? So's mine, so what's the big deal? Amazing, isn't it, you two driveling idiots? tsk |
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Daft cats and catflaps
On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way. You should know that by now. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. NT |
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On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:27:44 +0100, wrote:
On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way. You should know that by now. But they aren't getting their own way, I can see them trying to get outside, but failing. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. What's a mystery is why my sig generator always picks things to do with the post. Another thing - have you noticed catfood is actually 96% chicken and only 4% of the meat it's apparently the flavour of? The cats seem to fall for it though. -- Have you heard of the untimely passing of the Energizer Bunny? Someone put his batteries in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming . . . |
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Troll-feeding Senile Idiot Alert!
On Tue, 15 May 2018 09:22:53 +0100, Brian Gaff, the notorious, obviously
mentally deficient, troll-feeding senile idiot, blabbered again: Have you marked the diversion route for them with little painted arrows and blue signs pointing nowhere which are use for traffic? Brian THAT's the way to feed a mentally handicapped troll, you mentally handicapped troll-feeding idiot! BG |
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Round here those get adjusted by kids, especially universal ones where you can unbolt the arrow and turn it.
On Tue, 15 May 2018 09:22:53 +0100, Brian Gaff wrote: Have you marked the diversion route for them with little painted arrows and blue signs pointing nowhere which are use for traffic? Brian -- Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? |
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On Monday, 14 May 2018 20:30:19 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:27:44 +0100, tabbypurr wrote: On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way. You should know that by now. But they aren't getting their own way, I can see them trying to get outside, but failing. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. What's a mystery is why my sig generator always picks things to do with the post. Another thing - have you noticed catfood is actually 96% chicken and only 4% of the meat it's apparently the flavour of? The cats seem to fall for it though. they don't fall for it at all, their senses of sniff & taste are hugely better than ours. I assume the other 'meat products' are MRM, organ meats, eyeballs, knobs etc. NT |
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On Tue, 15 May 2018 11:42:09 +0100, wrote:
On Monday, 14 May 2018 20:30:19 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:27:44 +0100, tabbypurr wrote: On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way. You should know that by now. But they aren't getting their own way, I can see them trying to get outside, but failing. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. What's a mystery is why my sig generator always picks things to do with the post. Another thing - have you noticed catfood is actually 96% chicken and only 4% of the meat it's apparently the flavour of? The cats seem to fall for it though. they don't fall for it at all, their senses of sniff & taste are hugely better than ours. I assume the other 'meat products' are MRM, organ meats, eyeballs, knobs etc. If they have such a good sense of smell, why don't they know it's wrong? If I give them the same "flavour" a few times in a row, they go off it. So they're enjoying a variety of fake flavours, thinking they're actually different things. -- A friend will help you move house, a good friend will help you move a body. |
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On Tuesday, 15 May 2018 12:33:02 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 15 May 2018 11:42:09 +0100, tabbypurr wrote: On Monday, 14 May 2018 20:30:19 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:27:44 +0100, tabbypurr wrote: On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way. You should know that by now. But they aren't getting their own way, I can see them trying to get outside, but failing. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. What's a mystery is why my sig generator always picks things to do with the post. Another thing - have you noticed catfood is actually 96% chicken and only 4% of the meat it's apparently the flavour of? The cats seem to fall for it though. they don't fall for it at all, their senses of sniff & taste are hugely better than ours. I assume the other 'meat products' are MRM, organ meats, eyeballs, knobs etc. If they have such a good sense of smell, why don't they know it's wrong? If I give them the same "flavour" a few times in a row, they go off it. So they're enjoying a variety of fake flavours, thinking they're actually different things. You're not engaging brain are you. They know perfectly well that it's whatever it is, they don't read the labels that say chicken etc. It's humans that are fool enough to think that everything is what it says on the packet. Cats have the sense, in both senses, to sniff everything to see if it's what it appears to be. NT |
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Troll-feeding Senile Yanks Alert!
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On Tue, 15 May 2018 20:05:24 +0100, Tim Streater wrote:
In article , wrote: On Monday, 14 May 2018 20:30:19 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: On Mon, 14 May 2018 20:27:44 +0100, tabbypurr wrote: On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way. You should know that by now. But they aren't getting their own way, I can see them trying to get outside, but failing. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. What's a mystery is why my sig generator always picks things to do with the post. Another thing - have you noticed catfood is actually 96% chicken and only 4% of the meat it's apparently the flavour of? The cats seem to fall for it though. they don't fall for it at all, their senses of sniff & taste are hugely better than ours. Ha ha yes, anyone remember that sequence at the beginning of as it might be The Long Goodbye with Elliot Gould, where he runs out of the right catfood but has to buy rubbish because that's all the store has at 02.00. He then transfers the rubbish catfood into an empty tin of the brand the cat likes. But the cat ain't fooled. That's because they can't read. There's more intelligence in a blue tit than a cat. -- How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. |
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Troll-feeding Senile Idiot Alert!
On Mon, 14 May 2018 12:27:44 -0700 (PDT), , another
mentally challenged, troll-feeding idiot, driveled again: they understand it fine. YOU understand NOTHING, you troll-feeding idiot! tsk |
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On Monday, 14 May 2018 20:27:46 UTC+1, wrote:
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. or cock-flavoured condoms, or slipper-flavoured dog food Owain |
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On Mon, 14 May 2018 22:21:29 +0100, wrote:
On Monday, 14 May 2018 20:27:46 UTC+1, wrote: Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. or cock-flavoured condoms, Who gives a blowjob with a condom on?! or slipper-flavoured dog food Or ear flavoured parrot food. -- Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. |
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On Monday, 14 May 2018 22:25:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
or cock-flavoured condoms, Who gives a blowjob with a condom on?! Kelly-Shantelle down the bus station will for a tenner. Owain |
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On Mon, 14 May 2018 23:06:23 +0100, wrote:
On Monday, 14 May 2018 22:25:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: or cock-flavoured condoms, Who gives a blowjob with a condom on?! Kelly-Shantelle down the bus station will for a tenner. But the feeling wouldn't be as good man! -- WinError: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door. |
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Troll-feeding Senile Idiot Alert!
On Mon, 14 May 2018 15:06:23 -0700 (PDT), ,
another mentally deficient, troll-feeding Google groper, blabbered: Who gives a blowjob with a condom on?! Kelly-Shantelle down the bus station will for a tenner. Owain But the feeling wouldn't be as good for him as when YOU gave him a blow job, troll-feeding idiot! VBG |
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On Monday, 14 May 2018 22:25:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 14 May 2018 22:21:29 +0100, wrote: On Monday, 14 May 2018 20:27:46 UTC+1, wrote: Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. or cock-flavoured condoms, Who gives a blowjob with a condom on?! Well someone does or they wouldn't make them in various flavours. |
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Troll-feeding Idiots Alert!
On Tue, 15 May 2018 03:38:38 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave, the notorious
troll-feeding idiot, blabbered again: Who gives a blowjob with a condom on?! Well someone does or they wouldn't make them in various flavours. Which flavour do you prefer, you notorious sucker of troll cock? |
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On 15/05/2018 09:17, Nightjar wrote:
On 14/05/2018 20:27, wrote: .... Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. Might have a problem finding human taste testers for some of those. There must be people whose job is to taste pet food. That must go down well at parties. -- Max Demian |
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On Tue, 15 May 2018 12:28:58 +0100, Max Demian wrote:
On 15/05/2018 09:17, Nightjar wrote: On 14/05/2018 20:27, wrote: .... Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. Might have a problem finding human taste testers for some of those. There must be people whose job is to taste pet food. That must go down well at parties. Why must there be those people? Why would you test something on a thing that isn't it's intended use? -- Is a "speed hump" when you have to get it done before your wife comes home? |
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On Tuesday, 15 May 2018 12:29:04 UTC+1, Max Demian wrote:
On 15/05/2018 09:17, Nightjar wrote: On 14/05/2018 20:27, wrote: .... Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. Might have a problem finding human taste testers for some of those. There must be people whose job is to taste pet food. That must go down well at parties. They do. https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaco...W5#.kheyGdjO76 https://www.careermatch.com/job-prep...t-food-tester/ -- Max Demian |
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On Tuesday, 15 May 2018 12:29:04 UTC+1, Max Demian wrote:
On 15/05/2018 09:17, Nightjar wrote: On 14/05/2018 20:27, tabbypurr wrote: Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. Might have a problem finding human taste testers for some of those. There must be people whose job is to taste pet food. That must go down well at parties. there are. |
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On Tue, 15 May 2018 14:21:03 +0100, wrote:
On Tuesday, 15 May 2018 12:29:04 UTC+1, Max Demian wrote: On 15/05/2018 09:17, Nightjar wrote: On 14/05/2018 20:27, tabbypurr wrote: Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. Might have a problem finding human taste testers for some of those. There must be people whose job is to taste pet food. That must go down well at parties. there are. What's the point in a human tasting it? What matters is if a cat likes it. You might aswell test MacDonalds burgers with cats and if they eat them then they will sell well to humans?!? -- What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life. |
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"Max Demian" wrote in message o.uk... On 15/05/2018 09:17, Nightjar wrote: On 14/05/2018 20:27, wrote: .... Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. Might have a problem finding human taste testers for some of those. There must be people whose job is to taste pet food. They dont taste it, just smell it because thats all the pet owner does. That must go down well at parties. Mate of mine who has a weird sense of humour got some cans of meat stew intended for humans and changed the label to pet food labels and then made a big show of serving that to some of his kids mates when they showed up at his place in the school holidays. Fooled the kids who told their parents that dog food was pretty good to eat. My house is quite close to one of the local high schools and is on one side of a small park/walkway used by some of the school kids on their way to school. Had one of them throw an opened 3/4 1Kg can of dog food at one of the patio doors. When I chased him back to the school to get the school to do something about it, got told by a teacher that it was a notorious one of our abo kids who presumably gets that for the school lunch from its parents. Eaten cold out of the can. |
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Frog or indeed rat.
Brian -- ----- - This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please! wrote in message ... On Monday, 14 May 2018 18:34:17 UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote: Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. they understand it fine. They're just very good at getting their own way. You should know that by now. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? that is a mystery. Or housefly, shieldbug, spider, maggot etc. NT |
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"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" on Mon, 14 May 2018
18:34:13 +0100 typed in alt.pets.cats the following: Jesus Christ, all I did was move the catflap from the back to the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more. Well of course. That was the entrance at the back of the house. Which (apparently) is now gone. You went and moved things around, messing up their routine. What's a cat suppose to do? żAnd this thing in the front of the house - how does it work? I mean, it isn't the one which is at the back of the house, so - what is it? Yeah, cats are aspergers. -- pyotr filipivich Next month's Panel: Graft - Boon or blessing? |
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