My concrete flagged patio is looking a bit grotty even though it gets loads
of sunlight. I jet washed it using washing up liquid, but it is still not
brilliant.
I jet wash it every year.
It has been down for about 5 years and always looked fine up to now.
Does anybody know if patio cleaner really works?

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by council
tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable home owner
would ever use them.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:13:59 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by council
tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable home owner
would ever use them.

Agreed. That and gravel. Just ends up all over the lawn/flowerbed/etc. My drive is monoblocked.

--
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Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio is looking a bit grotty even though it gets
loads of sunlight. I jet washed it using washing up liquid, but it is
still not brilliant.
I jet wash it every year.

Jet washing takes off a fine layer of concrete each time you do it.

It has been down for about 5 years and always looked fine up to now.
Does anybody know if patio cleaner really works?

Yes, I do. It doesn't.

Fredxxx wrote:
On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by council
tenant on account of its cost?

Er, no.

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable home owner
would ever use them.

Thanks for your very useful input.
Now, go **** yourself.

Phil L wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio is looking a bit grotty even though it gets
loads of sunlight. I jet washed it using washing up liquid, but it is
still not brilliant.
I jet wash it every year.

Jet washing takes off a fine layer of concrete each time you do it.

Ahhhh.

It has been down for about 5 years and always looked fine up to now.
Does anybody know if patio cleaner really works?

Yes, I do. It doesn't.

Taa.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:08:07 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Fredxxx wrote:
On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by council
tenant on account of its cost?

Er, no.

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg
http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable home owner
would ever use them.

Thanks for your very useful input.
Now, go **** yourself.

I thought you scrubbed your slabs with a toothbrush?

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If you upset your wife or girlfriend then she will nag you.
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James Wilkinson wrote:

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg
http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg



I install block paving and slabs.

Block paving is cheaper than slabs.

50mm normal block paving, brindle with black border costs approx £10 per sq
metre to buy.
(Jewsons, but most BM's are doing them for around £12)

2X2 grey concrete utility flags are £16 per metre to buy
http://snipurl.com/2akfe3n

For driving purposes, the foundations are the same

So when you use the term 'plain and cheap', you must be referring to block
paving?

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:53:17 +0100, Phil L wrote:

James Wilkinson wrote:

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg
http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg



I install block paving and slabs.

Block paving is cheaper than slabs.

I just checked Beatson's prices (similar to Jewsons) and the cost is about the same.

So you have to be really stupid to get tacky plain concrete slabs when you can have monoblock for the same price.

50mm normal block paving, brindle with black border costs approx £10 per sq
metre to buy.
(Jewsons, but most BM's are doing them for around £12)

2X2 grey concrete utility flags are £16 per metre to buy
http://snipurl.com/2akfe3n

For driving purposes, the foundations are the same

So when you use the term 'plain and cheap', you must be referring to block
paving?

Look at the photos I linked to and tell me in all honesty you prefer the big grey squares.

--
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

On 05/08/2016 19:37, James Wilkinson wrote:


Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg

http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg


That bog standard herringbone pattern is the one the local councils are
putting on tenants drives around here.

On 05/08/2016 18:42, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:13:59 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by council
tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable home owner
would ever use them.

Agreed. That and gravel. Just ends up all over the
lawn/flowerbed/etc. My drive is monoblocked.

Do you mean Block Pavers?

On 05/08/2016 19:53, Phil L wrote:
James Wilkinson wrote:

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg
http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg



I install block paving and slabs.

Block paving is cheaper than slabs.

50mm normal block paving, brindle with black border costs approx £10 per sq
metre to buy.
(Jewsons, but most BM's are doing them for around £12)

2X2 grey concrete utility flags are £16 per metre to buy
http://snipurl.com/2akfe3n

For driving purposes, the foundations are the same

So when you use the term 'plain and cheap', you must be referring to block
paving?


I think that block pavered drives look the business. They certainly
don't look cheap. Much better looking than slabs or concrete.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:20:43 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 05/08/2016 18:42, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:13:59 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by council
tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable home owner
would ever use them.

Agreed. That and gravel. Just ends up all over the
lawn/flowerbed/etc. My drive is monoblocked.

Do you mean Block Pavers?

Yes, they are called many things. For example: http://www.acepaving.net/before-afte...y-after-3b.jpg
10 times smarter than big plain grey chunks of concrete.

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On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:05:28 +0100, dennis@home wrote:

On 05/08/2016 19:37, James Wilkinson wrote:


Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg

http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg


That bog standard herringbone pattern is the one the local councils are
putting on tenants drives around here.

Typical council wasting money.

--
A conscience just costs you money.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:58:02 +0100, "James Wilkinson"
wrote:

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:53:17 +0100, Phil L wrote:


So when you use the term 'plain and cheap', you must be referring to block
paving?

Look at the photos I linked to and tell me in all honesty you prefer the big grey squares.

As you've posted an image of badly laid, old, broken, shaded slabs in
a public area compared to a fairly new block paved area with a hideous
blue Mercedes parked on it, it's quite obvious what answer you expect.
They both look naff to me, one because it's block paving with a posers
car on it, the other because it's badly laid and broken.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:28:03 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 05/08/2016 19:53, Phil L wrote:
James Wilkinson wrote:

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg
http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg



I install block paving and slabs.

Block paving is cheaper than slabs.

50mm normal block paving, brindle with black border costs approx £10 per sq
metre to buy.
(Jewsons, but most BM's are doing them for around £12)

2X2 grey concrete utility flags are £16 per metre to buy
http://snipurl.com/2akfe3n

For driving purposes, the foundations are the same

So when you use the term 'plain and cheap', you must be referring to block
paving?


I think that block pavered drives look the business. They certainly
don't look cheap. Much better looking than slabs or concrete.

Indeed. I wasn't aware that the crappy grey paving squares were just as expensive. They're probably quicker to lay though.

--
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:28:03 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 05/08/2016 19:53, Phil L wrote:
James Wilkinson wrote:

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg
http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg



I install block paving and slabs.

Block paving is cheaper than slabs.

50mm normal block paving, brindle with black border costs approx £10 per sq
metre to buy.
(Jewsons, but most BM's are doing them for around £12)

2X2 grey concrete utility flags are £16 per metre to buy
http://snipurl.com/2akfe3n

For driving purposes, the foundations are the same

So when you use the term 'plain and cheap', you must be referring to block
paving?


I think that block pavered drives look the business. They certainly
don't look cheap. Much better looking than slabs or concrete.

A lot of new build housing estates round here are using them for the roads, they look very nice, much better than tarmac:
https://goo.gl/maps/ZAP8KciTVmS2
Pity they're too damn stupid to fit pavements. Or maybe they're economising on space. Whatever the reason, you get people walking along the ****ing road, and kids playing in the middle of the road.

--
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

James Wilkinson wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:13:59 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by council
tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable home owner
would ever use them.

Agreed. That and gravel. Just ends up all over the
lawn/flowerbed/etc. My drive is monoblocked.

It's a patio not a driveway you pillock. I'm not even sure if the flags are
actually concrete, they are very white and are not the same as the ones on
footpaths.
I had those crappy "monoblocks" on the drive at my last house. I fought the
weeds for 18 years.
I've seen a photo of your weed infested ******** drive Hucker. Very council
estate - as you are

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:34:57 +0100, Bill Taylor wrote:

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:58:02 +0100, "James Wilkinson"
wrote:

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:53:17 +0100, Phil L wrote:


So when you use the term 'plain and cheap', you must be referring to block
paving?

Look at the photos I linked to and tell me in all honesty you prefer the big grey squares.

As you've posted an image of badly laid, old, broken, shaded slabs in
a public area compared to a fairly new block paved area with a hideous
blue Mercedes parked on it, it's quite obvious what answer you expect.
They both look naff to me, one because it's block paving with a posers
car on it, the other because it's badly laid and broken.

Even perfect slabs don't look nice. They're grey and large. The smaller and more colourful the pieces, the better it looks, which is why a mosaic floor like the Romans used is very nice.

--
Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:34:57 +0100, Bill Taylor wrote:

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:58:02 +0100, "James Wilkinson"
wrote:

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:53:17 +0100, Phil L wrote:


So when you use the term 'plain and cheap', you must be referring to block
paving?

Look at the photos I linked to and tell me in all honesty you prefer the big grey squares.

As you've posted an image of badly laid, old, broken, shaded slabs in
a public area compared to a fairly new block paved area with a hideous
blue Mercedes parked on it, it's quite obvious what answer you expect.
They both look naff to me, one because it's block paving with a posers
car on it, the other because it's badly laid and broken.

I picked the first of each I found. There don't seem to be many examples of newly laid slabs, because they're ****e and nobody wants them. They get given away on freecycle constantly, as people upgrade their driveways.

--
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On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:38:42 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

James Wilkinson wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:13:59 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by council
tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable home owner
would ever use them.

Agreed. That and gravel. Just ends up all over the
lawn/flowerbed/etc. My drive is monoblocked.

It's a patio not a driveway you pillock.

Doesn't matter, there are much nicer things you can have there, consider upgrading to this:
http://static.concretenetwork.com/ph...rete_55094.jpg

I'm not even sure if the flags are
actually concrete, they are very white and are not the same as the ones on
footpaths.

That's a bit better.

I had those crappy "monoblocks" on the drive at my last house. I fought the
weeds for 18 years.

Bleach kills weeds stone dead. And jetwash.

I've seen a photo of your weed infested ******** drive Hucker. Very council
estate - as you are

I'm too lazy/busy to clean it often.

--
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In a church they say "Pray in the name of Jesus!"
In a cinema they say "Shut up for christ's sake!"

On 05/08/16 20:20, Bod wrote:
On 05/08/2016 18:42, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:13:59 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by council
tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable home owner
would ever use them.

Agreed. That and gravel. Just ends up all over the
lawn/flowerbed/etc. My drive is monoblocked.

Do you mean Block Pavers?
No. Block Paviors.


--
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always run out of other people's money. It's quite a characteristic of them"

Margaret Thatcher

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:49:49 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

On 05/08/16 20:20, Bod wrote:
On 05/08/2016 18:42, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:13:59 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by council
tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable home owner
would ever use them.

Agreed. That and gravel. Just ends up all over the
lawn/flowerbed/etc. My drive is monoblocked.

Do you mean Block Pavers?
No. Block Paviors.

You're either a snob or French, most call them block pavers: http://www.pavingexpert.com/blocks03.htm
The reason is they pave, so they are pavers. Where are you getting the i and the o from?

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Guys: No Shirts, No Golf
Girls: No Shirts, No Green Fees

"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:53:17 +0100, Phil L
wrote:

James Wilkinson wrote:

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg
http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg



I install block paving and slabs.

Block paving is cheaper than slabs.

I just checked Beatson's prices (similar to Jewsons) and the cost is about
the same.

So you have to be really stupid to get tacky plain concrete slabs when you
can have monoblock for the same price.

50mm normal block paving, brindle with black border costs approx £10 per
sq
metre to buy.
(Jewsons, but most BM's are doing them for around £12)

2X2 grey concrete utility flags are £16 per metre to buy
http://snipurl.com/2akfe3n

For driving purposes, the foundations are the same

So when you use the term 'plain and cheap', you must be referring to
block
paving?

Look at the photos I linked to and tell me in all honesty you prefer the
big grey squares.

Never seen anything like that here. Makes a lot more sense to pour a
concrete slab instead.

dennis@home wrote
James Wilkinson wrote

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg

http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg

That bog standard herringbone pattern is the one the local councils are
putting on tenants drives around here.

So why don't you lot pour a concrete slab like we do ?

On 8/5/2016 5:18 PM, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio is looking a bit grotty even though it gets loads
of sunlight. I jet washed it using washing up liquid, but it is still not
brilliant.
I jet wash it every year.
It has been down for about 5 years and always looked fine up to now.
Does anybody know if patio cleaner really works?




Make a home brew cleaner - much stronger and does a really good job.

Sodium Hypochlorite (14%)

Lauryl Dimethylamine Oxide - (AKA Amine Oxide)

A suitable mix is 3L Hypo
9L water
300ml Amine

suds it up in a bucket.
With a hose wet the patio, apply solution with a soft nylon sweeping
brush (type used to wash caravans) work it in and leave ... keep it wet
with more solution ... don't let it dry.

After 5 mins you will see all algae & staining lifting off .... go over
with brush agitating it .... then after about 20min rinse off.


I found Bonnymans cheapest on-line stockists of the product.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 22:01:41 +0100, rick wrote:

On 8/5/2016 5:18 PM, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio is looking a bit grotty even though it gets loads
of sunlight. I jet washed it using washing up liquid, but it is still not
brilliant.
I jet wash it every year.
It has been down for about 5 years and always looked fine up to now.
Does anybody know if patio cleaner really works?




Make a home brew cleaner - much stronger and does a really good job.

Sodium Hypochlorite (14%)

Lauryl Dimethylamine Oxide - (AKA Amine Oxide)

A suitable mix is 3L Hypo
9L water
300ml Amine

suds it up in a bucket.
With a hose wet the patio, apply solution with a soft nylon sweeping
brush (type used to wash caravans) work it in and leave ... keep it wet
with more solution ... don't let it dry.

After 5 mins you will see all algae & staining lifting off .... go over
with brush agitating it .... then after about 20min rinse off.


I found Bonnymans cheapest on-line stockists of the product.

A jetwash (using the narrow jet without a fancy attachment) cleans anything off anything instantly. Just don't try cleaning your tyres with it.

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On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 21:45:58 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:53:17 +0100, Phil L
wrote:

James Wilkinson wrote:

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates..
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg
http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg



I install block paving and slabs.

Block paving is cheaper than slabs.

I just checked Beatson's prices (similar to Jewsons) and the cost is about
the same.

So you have to be really stupid to get tacky plain concrete slabs when you
can have monoblock for the same price.

50mm normal block paving, brindle with black border costs approx £10 per
sq
metre to buy.
(Jewsons, but most BM's are doing them for around £12)

2X2 grey concrete utility flags are £16 per metre to buy
http://snipurl.com/2akfe3n

For driving purposes, the foundations are the same

So when you use the term 'plain and cheap', you must be referring to
block
paving?

Look at the photos I linked to and tell me in all honesty you prefer the
big grey squares.

Never seen anything like that here. Makes a lot more sense to pour a
concrete slab instead.

Even plainer.

--
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She replied, "Right after that drink."

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 21:47:32 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:

dennis@home wrote
James Wilkinson wrote

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg

http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg

That bog standard herringbone pattern is the one the local councils are
putting on tenants drives around here.

So why don't you lot pour a concrete slab like we do ?

Because it looks ****.

--
Women do not snore, burp, sweat, or fart.
Therefore, they must "bitch" or they will blow up.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 21:01:12 +0100, "James Wilkinson"
wrote:

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:49:49 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

On 05/08/16 20:20, Bod wrote:
On 05/08/2016 18:42, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:13:59 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by council
tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable home owner
would ever use them.

Agreed. That and gravel. Just ends up all over the
lawn/flowerbed/etc. My drive is monoblocked.

Do you mean Block Pavers?
No. Block Paviors.

You're either a snob or French, most call them block pavers: http://www.pavingexpert.com/blocks03.htm
The reason is they pave, so they are pavers. Where are you getting the i and the o from?


Perhaps he's in this funny-handshake outfit.
http://www.paviors.org.uk/discover-t...ors/the-master


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%Profound_observation%

"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 21:45:58 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:



"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:53:17 +0100, Phil L
wrote:

James Wilkinson wrote:

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg
http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg



I install block paving and slabs.

Block paving is cheaper than slabs.

I just checked Beatson's prices (similar to Jewsons) and the cost is
about
the same.

So you have to be really stupid to get tacky plain concrete slabs when
you
can have monoblock for the same price.

50mm normal block paving, brindle with black border costs approx £10
per
sq
metre to buy.
(Jewsons, but most BM's are doing them for around £12)

2X2 grey concrete utility flags are £16 per metre to buy
http://snipurl.com/2akfe3n

For driving purposes, the foundations are the same

So when you use the term 'plain and cheap', you must be referring to
block
paving?

Look at the photos I linked to and tell me in all honesty you prefer the
big grey squares.

Never seen anything like that here. Makes a lot more sense to pour a
concrete slab instead.

Even plainer.

Works much better than the fancy **** you posted photos of.

"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 21:47:32 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:

dennis@home wrote
James Wilkinson wrote

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg

http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg

That bog standard herringbone pattern is the one the local councils are
putting on tenants drives around here.

So why don't you lot pour a concrete slab like we do ?

Because it looks ****.

Looks much better than the poofy **** you posted photos of.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 23:06:35 +0100, Graham. wrote:

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 21:01:12 +0100, "James Wilkinson"
wrote:

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:49:49 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

On 05/08/16 20:20, Bod wrote:
On 05/08/2016 18:42, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:13:59 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by council
tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable home owner
would ever use them.

Agreed. That and gravel. Just ends up all over the
lawn/flowerbed/etc. My drive is monoblocked.

Do you mean Block Pavers?
No. Block Paviors.

You're either a snob or French, most call them block pavers: http://www.pavingexpert.com/blocks03.htm
The reason is they pave, so they are pavers. Where are you getting the i and the o from?


Perhaps he's in this funny-handshake outfit.
http://www.paviors.org.uk/discover-t...ors/the-master

"Master of the Worshipful Company of Paviors" WTF?

--
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, Will you marry me? The Princess said; No!!! So the Prince lived happily ever after and rode Harley Davidson motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was freak'in cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 23:27:04 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 21:45:58 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:



"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
news On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:53:17 +0100, Phil L
wrote:

James Wilkinson wrote:

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg
http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg



I install block paving and slabs.

Block paving is cheaper than slabs.

I just checked Beatson's prices (similar to Jewsons) and the cost is
about
the same.

So you have to be really stupid to get tacky plain concrete slabs when
you
can have monoblock for the same price.

50mm normal block paving, brindle with black border costs approx £10
per
sq
metre to buy.
(Jewsons, but most BM's are doing them for around £12)

2X2 grey concrete utility flags are £16 per metre to buy
http://snipurl.com/2akfe3n

For driving purposes, the foundations are the same

So when you use the term 'plain and cheap', you must be referring to
block
paving?

Look at the photos I linked to and tell me in all honesty you prefer the
big grey squares.

Never seen anything like that here. Makes a lot more sense to pour a
concrete slab instead.

Even plainer.

Works much better than the fancy **** you posted photos of.

So you like ugly?

--
Caller: "I'd like the RSPCA please".
Operator: "Where are you calling from?"
Caller: "The living room".

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 23:27:44 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 21:47:32 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:

dennis@home wrote
James Wilkinson wrote

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg

http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg

That bog standard herringbone pattern is the one the local councils are
putting on tenants drives around here.

So why don't you lot pour a concrete slab like we do ?

Because it looks ****.

Looks much better than the poofy **** you posted photos of.

No.

--
I've never had a problem with drugs,
I've had problems with the police. - Keith Richards

"pamela" wrote in message
...
On 20:43 5 Aug 2016, James Wilkinson wrote:

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:38:42 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

James Wilkinson wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:13:59 +0100, Fredxxx
wrote:

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by
council tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable
home owner would ever use them.

Agreed. That and gravel. Just ends up all over the
lawn/flowerbed/etc. My drive is monoblocked.

It's a patio not a driveway you pillock.

Doesn't matter, there are much nicer things you can have there,
consider upgrading to this:

http://static.concretenetwork.com/ph...rete_55094.jpg

Stunning. Really nice.

Too fancy for my taste.

I'm not so sure about the barbecue pergola kitchen-bar structure.

Yeah, particularly the little pillars at the
bottom of the timber poles, looks silly IMO.

I'm not even sure if the flags are actually concrete, they are
very white and are not the same as the ones on footpaths.

That's a bit better.

I had those crappy "monoblocks" on the drive at my last house.
I fought the weeds for 18 years.

Bleach kills weeds stone dead. And jetwash.

I've seen a photo of your weed infested ******** drive Hucker.
Very council estate - as you are

I'm too lazy/busy to clean it often.

Yeah, that's the big advantage of poured concrete, no maintenance required
at all.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 23:39:35 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"pamela" wrote in message
...
On 20:43 5 Aug 2016, James Wilkinson wrote:

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:38:42 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

James Wilkinson wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:13:59 +0100, Fredxxx
wrote:

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by
council tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable
home owner would ever use them.

Agreed. That and gravel. Just ends up all over the
lawn/flowerbed/etc. My drive is monoblocked.

It's a patio not a driveway you pillock.

Doesn't matter, there are much nicer things you can have there,
consider upgrading to this:

http://static.concretenetwork.com/ph...rete_55094.jpg

Stunning. Really nice.

Too fancy for my taste.

I'm not so sure about the barbecue pergola kitchen-bar structure.

Yeah, particularly the little pillars at the
bottom of the timber poles, looks silly IMO.

I'm not even sure if the flags are actually concrete, they are
very white and are not the same as the ones on footpaths.

That's a bit better.

I had those crappy "monoblocks" on the drive at my last house.
I fought the weeds for 18 years.

Bleach kills weeds stone dead. And jetwash.

I've seen a photo of your weed infested ******** drive Hucker.
Very council estate - as you are

I'm too lazy/busy to clean it often.

Yeah, that's the big advantage of poured concrete, no maintenance required
at all.

Fine if you want your place to look like a council house.

--
"If hooking up one rag-head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel
shagger to save just one Scottish soldiers life, then I have only three things to say: Red is positive, Black is
negative, and make sure his nuts are wet" -- Jimmy MacDonald, Glasgow City Councillor

"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 23:27:04 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:



"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 21:45:58 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:



"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
news On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:53:17 +0100, Phil L
wrote:

James Wilkinson wrote:

Er, yes. Plain cheap ugly slabs of concrete is for council estates.
Compare these two:
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...london/155.jpg
http://www.northeastpavingandgardens...10/slider1.jpg



I install block paving and slabs.

Block paving is cheaper than slabs.

I just checked Beatson's prices (similar to Jewsons) and the cost is
about
the same.

So you have to be really stupid to get tacky plain concrete slabs when
you
can have monoblock for the same price.

50mm normal block paving, brindle with black border costs approx £10
per
sq
metre to buy.
(Jewsons, but most BM's are doing them for around £12)

2X2 grey concrete utility flags are £16 per metre to buy
http://snipurl.com/2akfe3n

For driving purposes, the foundations are the same

So when you use the term 'plain and cheap', you must be referring to
block
paving?

Look at the photos I linked to and tell me in all honesty you prefer
the
big grey squares.

Never seen anything like that here. Makes a lot more sense to pour a
concrete slab instead.

Even plainer.

Works much better than the fancy **** you posted photos of.

So you like ugly?

Nope.

"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 23:39:35 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:



"pamela" wrote in message
...
On 20:43 5 Aug 2016, James Wilkinson wrote:

On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:38:42 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

James Wilkinson wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:13:59 +0100, Fredxxx
wrote:

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by
council tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable
home owner would ever use them.

Agreed. That and gravel. Just ends up all over the
lawn/flowerbed/etc. My drive is monoblocked.

It's a patio not a driveway you pillock.

Doesn't matter, there are much nicer things you can have there,
consider upgrading to this:

http://static.concretenetwork.com/ph...rete_55094.jpg

Stunning. Really nice.

Too fancy for my taste.

I'm not so sure about the barbecue pergola kitchen-bar structure.

Yeah, particularly the little pillars at the
bottom of the timber poles, looks silly IMO.

I'm not even sure if the flags are actually concrete, they are
very white and are not the same as the ones on footpaths.

That's a bit better.

I had those crappy "monoblocks" on the drive at my last house.
I fought the weeds for 18 years.

Bleach kills weeds stone dead. And jetwash.

I've seen a photo of your weed infested ******** drive Hucker.
Very council estate - as you are

I'm too lazy/busy to clean it often.

Yeah, that's the big advantage of poured concrete, no maintenance
required
at all.

Fine if you want your place to look like a council house.

None of the council houses here have anything like that.

On 05/08/2016 20:49, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 05/08/16 20:20, Bod wrote:
On 05/08/2016 18:42, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2016 18:13:59 +0100, Fredxxx wrote:

On 05/08/2016 17:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
My concrete flagged patio

I thought "concrete flag"s were a chav thing, only laid by council
tenant on account of its cost?

Concrete flags do change and become dull, why no reputable home owner
would ever use them.

Agreed. That and gravel. Just ends up all over the
lawn/flowerbed/etc. My drive is monoblocked.

Do you mean Block Pavers?
No. Block Paviors.


They are called either.

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