http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-25319071

"Two people were killed when fumes from DIY work built up and
caused an explosion, an inquest has heard."
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Roland Perry

On 11/12/2013 14:21, Roland Perry wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-25319071

"Two people were killed when fumes from DIY work built up and
caused an explosion, an inquest has heard."

I thought that Christmas time was supposed to be happy and jolly, so why
are there three "nasty" deaths reported here today? Could not someone
report death by drowning in a vast of whisky, preferably in a high
quality brothel?

On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 14:53:16 +0000, Broadback wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-25319071

"Two people were killed when fumes from DIY work built up and
caused an explosion, an inquest has heard."

I thought that Christmas time was supposed to be happy and jolly, so why
are there three "nasty" deaths reported here today? Could not someone
report death by drowning in a vast of whisky, preferably in a high
quality brothel?

Feel free to give us the excuse to do so.

On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 14:21:52 +0000, Roland Perry wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-25319071

"Two people were killed when fumes from DIY work built up and
caused an explosion, an inquest has heard."

"Leslie Rourke, 71, is thought to have used at least 12 cans of
inflammable foam to treat damp in a confined cellar"

"They had bought 18 cans of it to fill up the coal chute in the cellar to
get rid of damp, he said."

Sounds like the house acted in self-defence.

In message , Adrian
writes
On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 14:53:16 +0000, Broadback wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-25319071

"Two people were killed when fumes from DIY work built up and
caused an explosion, an inquest has heard."

I thought that Christmas time was supposed to be happy and jolly, so why
are there three "nasty" deaths reported here today? Could not someone
report death by drowning in a vast of whisky, preferably in a high
quality brothel?

Feel free to give us the excuse to do so.
OK ... from a link on the above page, we could all be dead by Xmas, so
you might as well spend all your money on the whiskey and sex
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25312674
--
Nick (=----)

On 11/12/2013 16:58, Adrian wrote:
On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 14:21:52 +0000, Roland Perry wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-25319071

"Two people were killed when fumes from DIY work built up and
caused an explosion, an inquest has heard."

"Leslie Rourke, 71, is thought to have used at least 12 cans of
inflammable foam to treat damp in a confined cellar"

"They had bought 18 cans of it to fill up the coal chute in the cellar to
get rid of damp, he said."

Sounds like the house acted in self-defence.

Certainly cured the damp!

In article ,
Broadback wrote:

I thought that Christmas time was supposed to be happy and jolly, so why
are there three "nasty" deaths reported here today? Could not someone
report death by drowning in a vast of whisky, preferably in a high
quality brothel?


Can't offer "high quality brothel", but the "massage parlour" up the road
from me got raided this morning.

http://www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/st...ail/story.html

Suspect they got charged extra to enter by the front *and* back entrances.

Darren

"D.M.Chapman" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Broadback wrote:

I thought that Christmas time was supposed to be happy and jolly, so why
are there three "nasty" deaths reported here today? Could not someone
report death by drowning in a vast of whisky, preferably in a high
quality brothel?


Can't offer "high quality brothel", but the "massage parlour" up the road
from me got raided this morning.

http://www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/st...ail/story.html

Suspect they got charged extra to enter by the front *and* back entrances.

It's a "sauna"

http://www.shiftbusiness.co.uk/profi...olkestone.html


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"D.M.Chapman" wrote in message...
Can't offer "high quality brothel", but the "massage parlour" up the road
from me got raided this morning.
http://www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/st...ail/story.html

drops out of lurk mode

Haven't the police got better things to do than arrest people for nothing
more than wanting to indulge in a little "hanky panky"?


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On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 21:32:43 +0000, D.M.Chapman wrote:

In article ,
Broadback wrote:

I thought that Christmas time was supposed to be happy and jolly, so why
are there three "nasty" deaths reported here today? Could not someone
report death by drowning in a vast of whisky, preferably in a high
quality brothel?


Can't offer "high quality brothel", but the "massage parlour" up the
road from me got raided this morning.

http://www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/st...ail/story.html

Suspect they got charged extra to enter by the front *and* back
entrances.

Bet you didn't have eight police vehicles, a dog handler and an armed
response unit - as we did a while ago for the brothel next door.



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In article ,
Bob Eager wrote:

Bet you didn't have eight police vehicles, a dog handler and an armed
response unit - as we did a while ago for the brothel next door.

Heh, dunno. Was 11am this morning apparantly. Good curry house next
door though :-)


Darren

In article ,
Simon T wrote:

Haven't the police got better things to do than arrest people for nothing
more than wanting to indulge in a little "hanky panky"?

Seems no arrests made:

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/folkesto...ts-raid-10070/

In message , Adrian
writes
On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 14:21:52 +0000, Roland Perry wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-25319071

"Two people were killed when fumes from DIY work built up and
caused an explosion, an inquest has heard."

"Leslie Rourke, 71, is thought to have used at least 12 cans of
inflammable foam to treat damp in a confined cellar"

"They had bought 18 cans of it to fill up the coal chute in the cellar to
get rid of damp, he said."

Sounds like the house acted in self-defence.
No wait for some jobs worth to propose a licence to use foam
--
bert

On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 17:03:18 -0000, Nick wrote:

In message , Adrian
writes
On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 14:53:16 +0000, Broadback wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-25319071

"Two people were killed when fumes from DIY work built up and
caused an explosion, an inquest has heard."

I thought that Christmas time was supposed to be happy and jolly, so why
are there three "nasty" deaths reported here today? Could not someone
report death by drowning in a vast of whisky, preferably in a high
quality brothel?

Feel free to give us the excuse to do so.
OK ... from a link on the above page, we could all be dead by Xmas, so
you might as well spend all your money on the whiskey and sex
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25312674

Maybe we should stop worrying about this imaginary global warming **** then.

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Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 21:57:14 -0000, Simon T wrote:

"D.M.Chapman" wrote in message...
Can't offer "high quality brothel", but the "massage parlour" up the road
from me got raided this morning.
http://www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/st...ail/story.html

drops out of lurk mode

Haven't the police got better things to do than arrest people for nothing
more than wanting to indulge in a little "hanky panky"?

It's about time we reduced the size of the police force, there obviously isn't enough real crime to keep them busy.

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On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 22:04:24 -0000, Bob Eager wrote:

On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 21:32:43 +0000, D.M.Chapman wrote:

In article ,
Broadback wrote:

I thought that Christmas time was supposed to be happy and jolly, so why
are there three "nasty" deaths reported here today? Could not someone
report death by drowning in a vast of whisky, preferably in a high
quality brothel?


Can't offer "high quality brothel", but the "massage parlour" up the
road from me got raided this morning.

http://www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/st...ail/story.html

Suspect they got charged extra to enter by the front *and* back
entrances.

Bet you didn't have eight police vehicles, a dog handler and an armed
response unit - as we did a while ago for the brothel next door.

Can't they queue up like everyone else?

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Bonnet ---- Pullnob und Knucklechopper
Exhaust ---- Die Spitzenpoppenbangentuben
Speedometer ---- Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
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Puncture ---- Die Phlatt mit Bludy****en
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Footbrake ---- Der Edbangeronvindschreen Stoppend
Gear Lever ---- Biggen Sticken fur Kangaroochoppen
Breathalyser ---- Die Pu titintem fur Pistenarsen
Seat Belt ---- Der Klunkenklikker Frauleintrapper
Headlights ---- Das Dippendontdazzleyubastad
Exhaust Fumes ---- Der Koffenundschpittpoluter
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Accident ---- Der Bleedinmess
Near Accident ---- Der Fukken Near Schittsenselfen
Service Station ---- Der Heiway Robberungen
Cyclist ---- Der Pedallpushink Pilloken
Double White lines ---- Overtakenund Krunchen

On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 14:21:52 -0000, Roland Perry wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-25319071

"Two people were killed when fumes from DIY work built up and
caused an explosion, an inquest has heard."

Why on earth are we still using a flammable gas as a propellant?

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In article ,
"Simon T" writes:
"D.M.Chapman" wrote in message...
Can't offer "high quality brothel", but the "massage parlour" up the road
from me got raided this morning.
http://www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/st...ail/story.html

drops out of lurk mode

Haven't the police got better things to do than arrest people for nothing
more than wanting to indulge in a little "hanky panky"?

Reminds me of a story I heard many years back (when I was at university).
Police raided a brothel in Edinburgh. In spite of a good search and some
ladies there, there was nothing they could find to charge them with.
Whilst scraping the bottom of the barrel to find something, they got the
council in who confimed there had been several walls built without building
consent. The building owner was tackled by the council for unauthorised
erections.

--
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On Thu, 12 Dec 2013 21:18:34 -0000, Andrew Gabriel wrote:

In article ,
"Simon T" writes:
"D.M.Chapman" wrote in message...
Can't offer "high quality brothel", but the "massage parlour" up the road
from me got raided this morning.
http://www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/st...ail/story.html

drops out of lurk mode

Haven't the police got better things to do than arrest people for nothing
more than wanting to indulge in a little "hanky panky"?

Reminds me of a story I heard many years back (when I was at university).
Police raided a brothel in Edinburgh. In spite of a good search and some
ladies there, there was nothing they could find to charge them with.
Whilst scraping the bottom of the barrel to find something, they got the
council in who confimed there had been several walls built without building
consent. The building owner was tackled by the council for unauthorised
erections.

ROFL!

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On 12/12/2013 21:09, Uncle Peter wrote:
On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 22:04:24 -0000, Bob Eager wrote:

On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 21:32:43 +0000, D.M.Chapman wrote:

In article ,
Broadback wrote:

I thought that Christmas time was supposed to be happy and jolly, so
why
are there three "nasty" deaths reported here today? Could not someone
report death by drowning in a vast of whisky, preferably in a high
quality brothel?


Can't offer "high quality brothel", but the "massage parlour" up the
road from me got raided this morning.

http://www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/st...ail/story.html

Suspect they got charged extra to enter by the front *and* back
entrances.

Bet you didn't have eight police vehicles, a dog handler and an armed
response unit - as we did a while ago for the brothel next door.

Can't they queue up like everyone else?

Even the police dog?




--
Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

Uncle Peter wrote:
Why on earth are we still using a flammable gas as a propellant?

Because it's more environmentally friendly.

Owain

On Thu, 12 Dec 2013 22:57:04 -0000, wrote:

Uncle Peter wrote:
Why on earth are we still using a flammable gas as a propellant?

Because it's more environmentally friendly.

Than what we used to use, yes. But surely there's another alternative?

Anyway, why put some environmental bull**** above people's lives?

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Uncle Peter wrote:
Why on earth are we still using a flammable gas as a propellant?
Because it's more environmentally friendly.
Than what we used to use, yes. But surely there's another alternative?

Nitrous oxide is used for culinary purposes but people buy cream foamers and sniff them at parties.

Anyway, why put some environmental bull**** above people's lives?

I dunno, the goverment still allows tobacco.

Owain

On Thu, 12 Dec 2013 23:56:03 -0000, wrote:

Uncle Peter wrote:
Why on earth are we still using a flammable gas as a propellant?
Because it's more environmentally friendly.
Than what we used to use, yes. But surely there's another alternative?

Nitrous oxide is used for culinary purposes but people buy cream foamers and sniff them at parties.

Can I use that to make my car go faster?

Anyway, why put some environmental bull**** above people's lives?

I dunno, the goverment still allows tobacco.

But people choose to smoke it at their own risk. I want/need to use aerosols, but have no desire to fill the room with highly flammable butane.

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Andrew Gabriel wrote:
Whilst scraping the bottom of the barrel to find something, they got the
council in who confimed there had been several walls built without building
consent. The building owner was tackled by the council for unauthorised
erections.

Years'n'years ago when I was on a planning committee, a "parlour"
applied for permission to do some works. After being repeatedly
told they couldn't turn it down on moral objections, members of
the board trawled through the regs, and eventually managed to
grant with condition that disabled access be provided to all
points of service.

This was a parlour above a shop.

The applicant gave up and moved elsewhere. To somewhere with
ground floor access and a nice car park.

jgh

On Friday 13 December 2013 01:41 wrote in uk.d-i-y:

Andrew Gabriel wrote:
Whilst scraping the bottom of the barrel to find something, they got the
council in who confimed there had been several walls built without
building consent. The building owner was tackled by the council for
unauthorised erections.

Years'n'years ago when I was on a planning committee, a "parlour"
applied for permission to do some works. After being repeatedly
told they couldn't turn it down on moral objections, members of
the board trawled through the regs, and eventually managed to
grant with condition that disabled access be provided to all
points of service.

This was a parlour above a shop.

The applicant gave up and moved elsewhere. To somewhere with
ground floor access and a nice car park.

jgh

Quagmire

Hey - disabled people need luvvin too...

/Quagmire

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On 12/12/2013 23:56, wrote:
Uncle Peter wrote:
Why on earth are we still using a flammable gas as a propellant?
Because it's more environmentally friendly.
Than what we used to use, yes. But surely there's another alternative?

Nitrous oxide is used for culinary purposes but people buy cream foamers and sniff them at parties.

Anyway, why put some environmental bull**** above people's lives?

I dunno, the goverment still allows tobacco.

And alcohol, bacon, salt etc.......


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On Thu, 12 Dec 2013 15:56:03 -0800 (PST), wrote:

Anyway, why put some environmental bull**** above people's lives?

I dunno, the goverment still allows tobacco.

Local pub seels alcohol of course and just under the shelf that has the fags
on there's a notice about what will be done to anyone selling or using
drugs. um...
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whilst religions hold sway

On Friday 13 December 2013 09:53 Huge wrote in uk.d-i-y:

On 2013-12-13, Tim Watts wrote:

Quagmire

Hey - disabled people need luvvin too...

More so, I would have thought.

hehe...

Bonus point if anyone can quote the original Quagmire saying :-


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