On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 22:04:24 -0000, Bob Eager wrote:

On Wed, 11 Dec 2013 21:32:43 +0000, D.M.Chapman wrote:

In article ,
Broadback wrote:

I thought that Christmas time was supposed to be happy and jolly, so why
are there three "nasty" deaths reported here today? Could not someone
report death by drowning in a vast of whisky, preferably in a high
quality brothel?


Can't offer "high quality brothel", but the "massage parlour" up the
road from me got raided this morning.

http://www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/st...ail/story.html

Suspect they got charged extra to enter by the front *and* back
entrances.

Bet you didn't have eight police vehicles, a dog handler and an armed
response unit - as we did a while ago for the brothel next door.

Can't they queue up like everyone else?

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English German
Indicators ---- Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
Bonnet ---- Pullnob und Knucklechopper
Exhaust ---- Die Spitzenpoppenbangentuben
Speedometer ---- Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
Clutch ---- Die Kuplink mit schlippen und shaken
Puncture ---- Die Phlatt mit Bludy****en
Learner Driver ---- Die ****ten mit Elplatz
Estate Car ---- Der Bagmooroomfurshagginauto
Parking Meter ---- Der Tennerpinscher und Klockenwerr
Windscreen Wiper ---- Der Flippenflappenmuckenschpredder
Footbrake ---- Der Edbangeronvindschreen Stoppend
Gear Lever ---- Biggen Sticken fur Kangaroochoppen
Breathalyser ---- Die Pu titintem fur Pistenarsen
Seat Belt ---- Der Klunkenklikker Frauleintrapper
Headlights ---- Das Dippendontdazzleyubastad
Exhaust Fumes ---- Der Koffenundschpittpoluter
Highway Code ---- Der Wipan fur Arsen
Fog Warning ---- Die Puttenlegdownen und Fukkit
Traffic Jam ---- Die Bluddifukkink Dammundblast
Rear Seat ---- Der Schpringentester
Backfire ---- Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen
Articulated Lorry ---- Der Fukkengrett Trukken
Accident ---- Der Bleedinmess
Near Accident ---- Der Fukken Near Schittsenselfen
Service Station ---- Der Heiway Robberungen
Cyclist ---- Der Pedallpushink Pilloken
Double White lines ---- Overtakenund Krunchen