In article ,
Broadback wrote:

I thought that Christmas time was supposed to be happy and jolly, so why
are there three "nasty" deaths reported here today? Could not someone
report death by drowning in a vast of whisky, preferably in a high
quality brothel?


Can't offer "high quality brothel", but the "massage parlour" up the road
from me got raided this morning.

http://www.folkestoneherald.co.uk/st...ail/story.html

Suspect they got charged extra to enter by the front *and* back entrances.

Darren