Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman’s heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!

Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman's
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy
yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get
in touch!

I am 2 years too old to apply:-(

And I might have applied for that one.

--
Adam

In message , Fixmeup
writes

Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart.

Do you pay cash in hand?


Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!

**** off diybanter posting ****


--
geoff

In article
s.com, Owain scribeth thus
On Jul 24, 6:00*pm, Fixmeup wrote:
Channel *4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman s
heart.

Don't need a woman, I D-I-Myself ;-)

Owain



Yeah always some bu^^er wanting something for free.

What's she paying for the job in hand then?..

--
Tony Sayer

Fixmeup wrote:
Channel*4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in

Bah! Age discrimination again. Three years too old

JGH

On Tue, 24 Jul 2012 17:00:49 +0000, Fixmeup
wrote:


Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman’s
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!


If they keep their hearts in their knickers and you want someone whose
motto is find 'em, **** 'em, forget 'em, then you really need to
speak to ARWadsworth.
Adam Wadsworth is legendry in uk.d-i-y for his political incorrectness
in matters of sex, but still the women fall over each other trying to
get him.

The lucky *******.

--
Graham.
%Profound_observation%

geoff wrote:

In message , Fixmeup
writes

Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart.

Do you pay cash in hand?


Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!

**** off diybanter posting ****



It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that...

But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put
up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self
build a loft extension...

--
Tim Watts

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman's
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy
yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get
in touch!

I am 2 years too old to apply:-(

And I might have applied for that one.

--
Adam

Lie about your age. I feel sure you would be ideal. You could give us a
running commentry.
We all know you lnow how to handle women.

"Tim Watts" wrote in message
...
geoff wrote:

In message , Fixmeup
writes

Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart.

Do you pay cash in hand?


Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!

**** off diybanter posting ****



It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that...

But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put
up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self
build a loft extension...
Oh, you must mean TurNiP?

harryagain wrote:
"Tim Watts" wrote in message
...
geoff wrote:

In message , Fixmeup
writes
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart.
Do you pay cash in hand?


Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!
**** off diybanter posting ****


It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that...

But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put
up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self
build a loft extension...
Oh, you must mean TurNiP?



Golly. Do you really think I look like Beckham?

I knew you were a bit gay, but I didn't realise you wanted to **** me harry.


--
To people who know nothing, anything is possible.
To people who know too much, it is a sad fact
that they know how little is really possible -
and how hard it is to achieve it.

Apart from the obvious rude response about diy and handymen, I think we
should have a show where desperate tv company ideas folk have to go out
with Essex girls as seen on a certain other show. It would be much cheaper
as a vast supply of both are obviously at hand and all work cheap.

Brian

--
--
From the sofa of Brian Gaff -

Blind user, so no pictures please!
"Fixmeup" wrote in message
...

Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman's
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!





--
Fixmeup

On 25/07/2012 08:49, Brian Gaff wrote:
Apart from the obvious rude response about diy and handymen, I think we
should have a show where desperate tv company ideas folk have to go out
with Essex girls as seen on a certain other show. It would be much cheaper
as a vast supply of both are obviously at hand and all work cheap.

Brian


Actually that's not a bad idea. Not the Essex girl bit but you could
have a show where people who think they have an idea for a show get to
pitch it to a panel of judges.

The public get to phone in to vote. The one that gets the least votes
gets kicked out and the others have to develop their ideas the following
week.

Rinse and repeat.

The one that is left at the end of the series gets to make their show.

harryagain wrote:


"Tim Watts" wrote in message
...
geoff wrote:

In message , Fixmeup
writes

Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart.

Do you pay cash in hand?


Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!

**** off diybanter posting ****



It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that...

But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can
put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can
self build a loft extension...
Oh, you must mean TurNiP?

No - I meant John Rumm who did exactly that

I wouldn't - roofs scare me...
--
Tim Watts

Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a womans
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!


Age discrimination, ****wittery and general signs of not having a clue. Hmm
Mentorn TV scraping the bottom of the "reality" TV barrel. No surprises
there then.

Oh will there be an Australian version? Because there's a dickless Aussie
posting here who could do with getting laid even if the girl in question
looks like a sheep leaving the room.

On Jul 25, 6:46*am, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:
harryagain wrote:
"Tim Watts" wrote in message
...
geoff wrote:

In message , Fixmeup
writes
Channel *4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart.
Do you pay cash in hand?

Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!
**** off diybanter posting ****

It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that....

But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put
up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self
build a loft extension...
Oh, you must mean TurNiP?

Golly. Do you really think I look like Beckham?

I knew you were a bit gay, but I didn't realise you wanted to **** me harry.

Get a room you two


NT

In message , Tim Watts
writes
geoff wrote:

In message , Fixmeup
writes

Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart.

Do you pay cash in hand?


Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!

**** off diybanter posting ****



It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that...

But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put
up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self
build a loft extension...


Posting from diybanter, who cares what they are looking for

--
geoff

Graham. wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2012 17:00:49 +0000, Fixmeup
wrote:


Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a
woman's heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY?
Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill
then get in touch!

If they keep their hearts in their knickers and you want someone whose
motto is find 'em, **** 'em, forget 'em, then you really need to
speak to ARWadsworth.
Adam Wadsworth is legendry in uk.d-i-y for his political incorrectness
in matters of sex, but still the women fall over each other trying to
get him.


My political incorrectness of sex? Women are just as bad as me.

Have you ever changed a lightfitting in a lounge with 3 women that you have
never met before sat on the settee, getting ****ed and discussing amongst
themselves what they would like to do to you if they got you into bed and
asking you sexual questions?

--
Adam

On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman’s
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!




Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the
handle, out they come.

Michael

In article , Michael
Kilpatrick scribeth thus
On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a womans
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!




Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the
handle, out they come.

Michael


Its getting rather difficult to find new original TV programing..

Once in a while I slump in front of out nice Sony TV and scan thru the
channels.

Much the same as ever before..

Junk TV here, junk TV there .. and there and there..

Nothing new under the sun;(...

--
Tony Sayer

On 26/07/2012 11:52, tony sayer wrote:
In article , Michael
Kilpatrick scribeth thus
On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a womans
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!




Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the
handle, out they come.

Michael


Its getting rather difficult to find new original TV programing..

Once in a while I slump in front of out nice Sony TV and scan thru the
channels.

Much the same as ever before..

Junk TV here, junk TV there .. and there and there..

Nothing new under the sun;(...


If anything, it is the re-runs of very old programmes that offer the
best entertainment.

Colin Bignell

On Thu, 26 Jul 2012 10:50:26 +0100, Michael Kilpatrick wrote:

On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman¢s
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!




Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the
handle, out they come.

Michael

One show that's fairly recent and at least has a credible title is Pointless
Celebrities[1] - somebody got that right!

[1] T'other day I was flicking through cannels and encountered The Chase(?)
and looked out of curiousity. I saw immediately that it was another crapquiz
proggy (I like UC but MM has been cheapened) but Ann Widdecombe was on so I
dallied a little and it was one of the funniest things I've seen for ages.
She had the presenterdroid tied in knots and the chaser miles behind.
Whatever AW might have been, she does cut straight through crap!
--
Peter.
The gods will stay away
whilst religions hold sway

In article , Nightjar
scribeth thus
On 26/07/2012 11:52, tony sayer wrote:
In article , Michael
Kilpatrick scribeth thus
On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a womans
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!




Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the
handle, out they come.

Michael


Its getting rather difficult to find new original TV programing..

Once in a while I slump in front of out nice Sony TV and scan thru the
channels.

Much the same as ever before..

Junk TV here, junk TV there .. and there and there..

Nothing new under the sun;(...


If anything, it is the re-runs of very old programmes that offer the
best entertainment.

Colin Bignell

Dads army, Monty python, Fawlty towers etc etc..
--
Tony Sayer

"tony sayer" wrote in message
...
In article , Michael
Kilpatrick scribeth thus
On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a womans
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!




Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the
handle, out they come.

Michael


Its getting rather difficult to find new original TV programing..

Once in a while I slump in front of out nice Sony TV and scan thru the
channels.

Much the same as ever before..

Junk TV here, junk TV there .. and there and there..

Nothing new under the sun;(...

You can't find the best of the docos that way.

"Nightjar" wrote in message
...
On 26/07/2012 11:52, tony sayer wrote:
In article , Michael
Kilpatrick scribeth thus
On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a womans
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy
yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!




Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the
handle, out they come.

Michael


Its getting rather difficult to find new original TV programing..

Once in a while I slump in front of out nice Sony TV and scan thru the
channels.

Much the same as ever before..

Junk TV here, junk TV there .. and there and there..

Nothing new under the sun;(...


If anything, it is the re-runs of very old programmes that offer the best
entertainment.

Only if you're a dinosaur.

Owain wrote:
On Jul 25, 9:24 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
Have you ever changed a lightfitting in a lounge with 3 women that
you have never met before sat on the settee, getting ****ed and
discussing amongst themselves what they would like to do to you if
they got you into bed and asking you sexual questions?

thinks

No.

Is it worse when you change the kitchen striplight?

No idea, but it was one of the women that said she had a damp socket in her
bedroom that needed an electricians attention.

Well I agreed to go round to her house and have a look at it.

My socket tester only seemed to make the socket wetter!

I called a few more times after work to find the fault before never seeing
her again (the gf at the time said I was working too many late nights)

--
Adam

On 25/07/2012 07:46, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
harryagain wrote:
"Tim Watts" wrote in message
...
geoff wrote:

In message , Fixmeup
writes
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart.
Do you pay cash in hand?


Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!
**** off diybanter posting ****


It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that...

But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who
can put
up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can
self
build a loft extension...
Oh, you must mean TurNiP?


Golly. Do you really think I look like Beckham?

I knew you were a bit gay, but I didn't realise you wanted to **** me
harry.

I though he already was... Talk about tight FiT ;-)


--
Cheers,

John.

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On 25/07/2012 10:06, Tim Watts wrote:
harryagain wrote:


"Tim Watts" wrote in message
...
geoff wrote:

In message , Fixmeup
writes

Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart.

Do you pay cash in hand?


Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!

**** off diybanter posting ****



It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that...

But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can
put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can
self build a loft extension...
Oh, you must mean TurNiP?

No - I meant John Rumm who did exactly that

Hmm was under 40 when I did that... but not sure at what age I last
looked like Beckham though

I wouldn't - roofs scare me...

Not half as much as SWMBO would if I suggested I go on a dating show ;-)

--
Cheers,

John.

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On 25/07/2012 09:06, Andrew May wrote:
On 25/07/2012 08:49, Brian Gaff wrote:
Apart from the obvious rude response about diy and handymen, I think we
should have a show where desperate tv company ideas folk have to go out
with Essex girls as seen on a certain other show. It would be much
cheaper
as a vast supply of both are obviously at hand and all work cheap.

Brian


Actually that's not a bad idea. Not the Essex girl bit but you could
have a show where people who think they have an idea for a show get to
pitch it to a panel of judges.

The public get to phone in to vote. The one that gets the least votes
gets kicked out and the others have to develop their ideas the following
week.

Rinse and repeat.

The one that is left at the end of the series gets to make their show.

Sort of like reality meta-TV

--
Cheers,

John.

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On 27/07/2012 01:49, Owain wrote:
On Jul 24, 6:00 pm, Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman s
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!

Could we have the reverse version, where women try and impress men by
their abilities at cooking, ironing, cleaning, sewing, slabbing and
wallpapering etc?

Owain

What about their abilities to....

I'll wait for Adam to say it :-)


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

On Thu, 26 Jul 2012 17:49:10 -0700 (PDT), Owain
wrote:

On Jul 24, 6:00*pm, Fixmeup wrote:
Channel *4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in
which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman s
heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself
as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch!

Could we have the reverse version, where women try and impress men by
their abilities at cooking, ironing, cleaning, sewing, slabbing and
wallpapering etc?


Slabbing ?

ITYM Slapping ?

DerekG

The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 27/07/2012 01:49, Owain wrote:
On Jul 24, 6:00 pm, Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format
in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a
woman s heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY?
Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to
thrill then get in touch!

Could we have the reverse version, where women try and impress men
by their abilities at cooking, ironing, cleaning, sewing, slabbing
and wallpapering etc?

Owain

What about their abilities to....

I'll wait for Adam to say it :-)

"You must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in
the bedroom." But I do not recall who first said that.

--
Adam

In message , John
Rumm writes
**** off diybanter posting ****



It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that...

But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can
put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can
self build a loft extension...
Oh, you must mean TurNiP?

No - I meant John Rumm who did exactly that

Hmm was under 40 when I did that... but not sure at what age I last
looked like Beckham though

Victoria?

--
geoff

In message , ARWadsworth
writes
The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 27/07/2012 01:49, Owain wrote:
On Jul 24, 6:00 pm, Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format
in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a
woman s heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY?
Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to
thrill then get in touch!

Could we have the reverse version, where women try and impress men
by their abilities at cooking, ironing, cleaning, sewing, slabbing
and wallpapering etc?

Owain

What about their abilities to....

I'll wait for Adam to say it :-)

"You must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in
the bedroom." But I do not recall who first said that.

Woman - an appliance you screw on the bed and it does the housework


--
geoff

On 31/07/2012 19:08, geoff wrote:
In message , John
Rumm writes
**** off diybanter posting ****



It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him
that...

But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can
put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone
who can
self build a loft extension...
Oh, you must mean TurNiP?

No - I meant John Rumm who did exactly that

Hmm was under 40 when I did that... but not sure at what age I last
looked like Beckham though

Victoria?

Na Fenchurch Street...


--
Cheers,

John.

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Owain :
On Jul 31, 7:12*pm, geoff wrote:
Woman - an appliance you screw on the bed and it does the housework

If Miele made women ...

.... you probably couldn't afford one.

--
Mike Barnes

I've lowered my standards all the way down to "breathing"
and still can't get anybody ;(

JGH

"jgharston" wrote in message
...
I've lowered my standards all the way down to "breathing"
and still can't get anybody ;(

You aren't paying enough, ask arw what the going rate is.

John Rumm wrote:
On 31/07/2012 19:08, geoff wrote:
In message , John
Rumm writes
**** off diybanter posting ****



It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him
that...

But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can
put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone
who can
self build a loft extension...
Oh, you must mean TurNiP?

No - I meant John Rumm who did exactly that

Hmm was under 40 when I did that... but not sure at what age I last
looked like Beckham though

Victoria?

Na Fenchurch Street...

During a meld on a second descender? I think you will find that move is
illegal.

On Tue, 31 Jul 2012 12:28:22 -0700 (PDT), Owain
wrote:

Woman - an appliance you screw on the bed and it does the housework

If Miele made women ...

I'd introduce it to my Hotpoint.

On 01/08/2012 16:43, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jul 2012 12:28:22 -0700 (PDT), Owain
wrote:

Woman - an appliance you screw on the bed and it does the housework

If Miele made women ...

I'd introduce it to my Hotpoint.

Unless you are unlucky and find its actually a Frigidaire

--
Cheers,

John.

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