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Seeking handymen for new dating show
In message , Fixmeup
writes Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart. Do you pay cash in hand? Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! **** off diybanter posting **** -- geoff |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
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s.com, Owain scribeth thus On Jul 24, 6:00*pm, Fixmeup wrote: Channel *4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman s heart. Don't need a woman, I D-I-Myself ;-) Owain Yeah always some bu^^er wanting something for free. What's she paying for the job in hand then?.. -- Tony Sayer |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
Fixmeup wrote:
Channel*4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in Bah! Age discrimination again. Three years too old :( JGH |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
On Tue, 24 Jul 2012 17:00:49 +0000, Fixmeup
wrote: Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman’s heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! If they keep their hearts in their knickers and you want someone whose motto is find 'em, **** 'em, forget 'em, then you really need to speak to ARWadsworth. Adam Wadsworth is legendry in uk.d-i-y for his political incorrectness in matters of sex, but still the women fall over each other trying to get him. The lucky *******. -- Graham. %Profound_observation% |
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geoff wrote:
In message , Fixmeup writes Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart. Do you pay cash in hand? Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! **** off diybanter posting **** It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that... But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self build a loft extension... -- Tim Watts |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Fixmeup wrote: Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman's heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! I am 2 years too old to apply:-( And I might have applied for that one. -- Adam Lie about your age. I feel sure you would be ideal. You could give us a running commentry. We all know you lnow how to handle women. |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
"Tim Watts" wrote in message ... geoff wrote: In message , Fixmeup writes Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart. Do you pay cash in hand? Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! **** off diybanter posting **** It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that... But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self build a loft extension... Oh, you must mean TurNiP? |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
harryagain wrote:
"Tim Watts" wrote in message ... geoff wrote: In message , Fixmeup writes Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart. Do you pay cash in hand? Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! **** off diybanter posting **** It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that... But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self build a loft extension... Oh, you must mean TurNiP? Golly. Do you really think I look like Beckham? I knew you were a bit gay, but I didn't realise you wanted to **** me harry. -- To people who know nothing, anything is possible. To people who know too much, it is a sad fact that they know how little is really possible - and how hard it is to achieve it. |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
Apart from the obvious rude response about diy and handymen, I think we
should have a show where desperate tv company ideas folk have to go out with Essex girls as seen on a certain other show. It would be much cheaper as a vast supply of both are obviously at hand and all work cheap. Brian -- -- From the sofa of Brian Gaff - Blind user, so no pictures please! "Fixmeup" wrote in message ... Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman's heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! -- Fixmeup |
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On 25/07/2012 08:49, Brian Gaff wrote:
Apart from the obvious rude response about diy and handymen, I think we should have a show where desperate tv company ideas folk have to go out with Essex girls as seen on a certain other show. It would be much cheaper as a vast supply of both are obviously at hand and all work cheap. Brian Actually that's not a bad idea. Not the Essex girl bit but you could have a show where people who think they have an idea for a show get to pitch it to a panel of judges. The public get to phone in to vote. The one that gets the least votes gets kicked out and the others have to develop their ideas the following week. Rinse and repeat. The one that is left at the end of the series gets to make their show. |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
harryagain wrote:
"Tim Watts" wrote in message ... geoff wrote: In message , Fixmeup writes Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart. Do you pay cash in hand? Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! **** off diybanter posting **** It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that... But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self build a loft extension... Oh, you must mean TurNiP? No - I meant John Rumm who did exactly that :) I wouldn't - roofs scare me... -- Tim Watts |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a womans heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! Age discrimination, ****wittery and general signs of not having a clue. Hmm Mentorn TV scraping the bottom of the "reality" TV barrel. No surprises there then. Oh will there be an Australian version? Because there's a dickless Aussie posting here who could do with getting laid even if the girl in question looks like a sheep leaving the room. |
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On Jul 25, 6:46*am, The Natural Philosopher
wrote: harryagain wrote: "Tim Watts" wrote in message ... geoff wrote: In message , Fixmeup writes Channel *4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart. Do you pay cash in hand? Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! **** off diybanter posting **** It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that.... But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self build a loft extension... Oh, you must mean TurNiP? Golly. Do you really think I look like Beckham? I knew you were a bit gay, but I didn't realise you wanted to **** me harry. Get a room you two NT |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
In message , Tim Watts
writes geoff wrote: In message , Fixmeup writes Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart. Do you pay cash in hand? Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! **** off diybanter posting **** It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that... But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self build a loft extension... Posting from diybanter, who cares what they are looking for -- geoff |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
Graham. wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2012 17:00:49 +0000, Fixmeup wrote: Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman's heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! If they keep their hearts in their knickers and you want someone whose motto is find 'em, **** 'em, forget 'em, then you really need to speak to ARWadsworth. Adam Wadsworth is legendry in uk.d-i-y for his political incorrectness in matters of sex, but still the women fall over each other trying to get him. My political incorrectness of sex? Women are just as bad as me. Have you ever changed a lightfitting in a lounge with 3 women that you have never met before sat on the settee, getting ****ed and discussing amongst themselves what they would like to do to you if they got you into bed and asking you sexual questions? -- Adam |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote:
Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman’s heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the handle, out they come. Michael |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
In article , Michael
Kilpatrick scribeth thus On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote: Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a womans heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the handle, out they come. Michael Its getting rather difficult to find new original TV programing.. Once in a while I slump in front of out nice Sony TV and scan thru the channels. Much the same as ever before.. Junk TV here, junk TV there .. and there and there.. Nothing new under the sun;(... -- Tony Sayer |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
On 26/07/2012 11:52, tony sayer wrote:
In article , Michael Kilpatrick scribeth thus On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote: Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a womans heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the handle, out they come. Michael Its getting rather difficult to find new original TV programing.. Once in a while I slump in front of out nice Sony TV and scan thru the channels. Much the same as ever before.. Junk TV here, junk TV there .. and there and there.. Nothing new under the sun;(... If anything, it is the re-runs of very old programmes that offer the best entertainment. Colin Bignell |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
On Thu, 26 Jul 2012 10:50:26 +0100, Michael Kilpatrick wrote:
On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote: Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman¢s heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the handle, out they come. Michael One show that's fairly recent and at least has a credible title is Pointless Celebrities[1] - somebody got that right! [1] T'other day I was flicking through cannels and encountered The Chase(?) and looked out of curiousity. I saw immediately that it was another crapquiz proggy (I like UC but MM has been cheapened) but Ann Widdecombe was on so I dallied a little and it was one of the funniest things I've seen for ages. She had the presenterdroid tied in knots and the chaser miles behind. Whatever AW might have been, she does cut straight through crap! -- Peter. The gods will stay away whilst religions hold sway |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
In article , Nightjar
scribeth thus On 26/07/2012 11:52, tony sayer wrote: In article , Michael Kilpatrick scribeth thus On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote: Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a womans heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the handle, out they come. Michael Its getting rather difficult to find new original TV programing.. Once in a while I slump in front of out nice Sony TV and scan thru the channels. Much the same as ever before.. Junk TV here, junk TV there .. and there and there.. Nothing new under the sun;(... If anything, it is the re-runs of very old programmes that offer the best entertainment. Colin Bignell Dads army, Monty python, Fawlty towers etc etc;).. -- Tony Sayer |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
"tony sayer" wrote in message ... In article , Michael Kilpatrick scribeth thus On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote: Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a womans heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the handle, out they come. Michael Its getting rather difficult to find new original TV programing.. Once in a while I slump in front of out nice Sony TV and scan thru the channels. Much the same as ever before.. Junk TV here, junk TV there .. and there and there.. Nothing new under the sun;(... You can't find the best of the docos that way. |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
"Nightjar" wrote in message ... On 26/07/2012 11:52, tony sayer wrote: In article , Michael Kilpatrick scribeth thus On 24/07/2012 18:00, Fixmeup wrote: Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a womans heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! Bloody hell, they just keep churning out this crap, don't they? Turn the handle, out they come. Michael Its getting rather difficult to find new original TV programing.. Once in a while I slump in front of out nice Sony TV and scan thru the channels. Much the same as ever before.. Junk TV here, junk TV there .. and there and there.. Nothing new under the sun;(... If anything, it is the re-runs of very old programmes that offer the best entertainment. Only if you're a dinosaur. |
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Owain wrote:
On Jul 25, 9:24 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Have you ever changed a lightfitting in a lounge with 3 women that you have never met before sat on the settee, getting ****ed and discussing amongst themselves what they would like to do to you if they got you into bed and asking you sexual questions? thinks No. Is it worse when you change the kitchen striplight? No idea, but it was one of the women that said she had a damp socket in her bedroom that needed an electricians attention. Well I agreed to go round to her house and have a look at it. My socket tester only seemed to make the socket wetter! I called a few more times after work to find the fault before never seeing her again (the gf at the time said I was working too many late nights) -- Adam |
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On 25/07/2012 07:46, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
harryagain wrote: "Tim Watts" wrote in message ... geoff wrote: In message , Fixmeup writes Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart. Do you pay cash in hand? Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! **** off diybanter posting **** It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that... But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self build a loft extension... Oh, you must mean TurNiP? Golly. Do you really think I look like Beckham? I knew you were a bit gay, but I didn't realise you wanted to **** me harry. I though he already was... Talk about tight FiT ;-) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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On 25/07/2012 10:06, Tim Watts wrote:
harryagain wrote: "Tim Watts" wrote in message ... geoff wrote: In message , Fixmeup writes Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a heart. Do you pay cash in hand? Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! **** off diybanter posting **** It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that... But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self build a loft extension... Oh, you must mean TurNiP? No - I meant John Rumm who did exactly that :) Hmm was under 40 when I did that... but not sure at what age I last looked like Beckham though I wouldn't - roofs scare me... Not half as much as SWMBO would if I suggested I go on a dating show ;-) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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On 25/07/2012 09:06, Andrew May wrote:
On 25/07/2012 08:49, Brian Gaff wrote: Apart from the obvious rude response about diy and handymen, I think we should have a show where desperate tv company ideas folk have to go out with Essex girls as seen on a certain other show. It would be much cheaper as a vast supply of both are obviously at hand and all work cheap. Brian Actually that's not a bad idea. Not the Essex girl bit but you could have a show where people who think they have an idea for a show get to pitch it to a panel of judges. The public get to phone in to vote. The one that gets the least votes gets kicked out and the others have to develop their ideas the following week. Rinse and repeat. The one that is left at the end of the series gets to make their show. Sort of like reality meta-TV -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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On 27/07/2012 01:49, Owain wrote:
On Jul 24, 6:00 pm, Fixmeup wrote: Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman s heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! Could we have the reverse version, where women try and impress men by their abilities at cooking, ironing, cleaning, sewing, slabbing and wallpapering etc? Owain What about their abilities to.... I'll wait for Adam to say it :-) -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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On Thu, 26 Jul 2012 17:49:10 -0700 (PDT), Owain
wrote: On Jul 24, 6:00*pm, Fixmeup wrote: Channel *4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman s heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! Could we have the reverse version, where women try and impress men by their abilities at cooking, ironing, cleaning, sewing, slabbing and wallpapering etc? Slabbing ? ITYM Slapping ? DerekG |
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The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 27/07/2012 01:49, Owain wrote: On Jul 24, 6:00 pm, Fixmeup wrote: Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman s heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! Could we have the reverse version, where women try and impress men by their abilities at cooking, ironing, cleaning, sewing, slabbing and wallpapering etc? Owain What about their abilities to.... I'll wait for Adam to say it :-) "You must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom." But I do not recall who first said that. -- Adam |
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In message , John
Rumm writes **** off diybanter posting **** It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that... But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self build a loft extension... Oh, you must mean TurNiP? No - I meant John Rumm who did exactly that :) Hmm was under 40 when I did that... but not sure at what age I last looked like Beckham though Victoria? -- geoff |
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In message , ARWadsworth
writes The Medway Handyman wrote: On 27/07/2012 01:49, Owain wrote: On Jul 24, 6:00 pm, Fixmeup wrote: Channel 4 is looking for men aged 25-40 for a new dating format in which guys rise to the challenge and impress their way into a woman s heart. Are you a whizz in the kitchen? A dab hand at DIY? Fancy yourself as a style guru? If you've got the skills to thrill then get in touch! Could we have the reverse version, where women try and impress men by their abilities at cooking, ironing, cleaning, sewing, slabbing and wallpapering etc? Owain What about their abilities to.... I'll wait for Adam to say it :-) "You must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom." But I do not recall who first said that. Woman - an appliance you screw on the bed and it does the housework -- geoff |
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On 31/07/2012 19:08, geoff wrote:
In message , John Rumm writes **** off diybanter posting **** It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that... But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self build a loft extension... Oh, you must mean TurNiP? No - I meant John Rumm who did exactly that :) Hmm was under 40 when I did that... but not sure at what age I last looked like Beckham though Victoria? Na Fenchurch Street... -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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Owain :
On Jul 31, 7:12*pm, geoff wrote: Woman - an appliance you screw on the bed and it does the housework If Miele made women ... .... you probably couldn't afford one. -- Mike Barnes |
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I've lowered my standards all the way down to "breathing"
and still can't get anybody ;( JGH |
Seeking handymen for new dating show
"jgharston" wrote in message ... I've lowered my standards all the way down to "breathing" and still can't get anybody ;( You aren't paying enough, ask arw what the going rate is. |
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John Rumm wrote:
On 31/07/2012 19:08, geoff wrote: In message , John Rumm writes **** off diybanter posting **** It is more on topic than most of the SPAM - you have to give him that... But I suspect what they are looking for is a Beckham lookalike who can put up a shelf without it falling off in 30 minutes, not someone who can self build a loft extension... Oh, you must mean TurNiP? No - I meant John Rumm who did exactly that :) Hmm was under 40 when I did that... but not sure at what age I last looked like Beckham though Victoria? Na Fenchurch Street... During a meld on a second descender? I think you will find that move is illegal. |
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On Tue, 31 Jul 2012 12:28:22 -0700 (PDT), Owain
wrote: Woman - an appliance you screw on the bed and it does the housework If Miele made women ... I'd introduce it to my Hotpoint. |
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On 01/08/2012 16:43, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jul 2012 12:28:22 -0700 (PDT), Owain wrote: Woman - an appliance you screw on the bed and it does the housework If Miele made women ... I'd introduce it to my Hotpoint. Unless you are unlucky and find its actually a Frigidaire -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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