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.... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a
licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg [address redacted so pikeys don't raid my house hoping for tools, which there aren't...] So I sent them this: (very very unsuitable for work and kids) http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg Won't do any good - but I needed some ventilation in the spleen area. I'm normally such a reasonable person (ha!) Cheers Tim PS Am I going to prision now? |
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Tim S wrote:
... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg [address redacted so pikeys don't raid my house hoping for tools, which there aren't...] So I sent them this: (very very unsuitable for work and kids) http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg Won't do any good - but I needed some ventilation in the spleen area. I'm normally such a reasonable person (ha!) Bloody brilliant! -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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The Medway Handyman coughed up some electrons that declared:
Tim S wrote: ... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg [address redacted so pikeys don't raid my house hoping for tools, which there aren't...] So I sent them this: (very very unsuitable for work and kids) http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg Won't do any good - but I needed some ventilation in the spleen area. I'm normally such a reasonable person (ha!) Bloody brilliant! Yes - it's really in the postbox as of now. Based on my experience working in the JobCentre, I expect the staff will pin it to the wall in the tearoom, along with the other best 10 of the month ;- What I really would like is for their enforcer to show up in person, whilst I'm wearing my steelies and have a wide variety of lethal powertools to hand. |
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On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:18:53 +0000, Tim S wrote:
http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg I like it :-) Unfortunately 99.9% of the population are totally addicted to the Idiot's Lantern and find it impossible to believe that there are still some of us who never watch it :-( -- Regards, Hugh Jampton |
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Hugh Jampton coughed up some electrons that declared:
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:18:53 +0000, Tim S wrote: http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg I like it :-) Unfortunately 99.9% of the population are totally addicted to the Idiot's Lantern and find it impossible to believe that there are still some of us who never watch it :-( I watch it when I wish to achieve selective vegetative degeneration, and I have a bloody licence at the address where the TV is - which makes me doubleplus****edoff. Must be one of those days. Can't get my domain registrar to unlock my domain so I can get my ISP to take it over. Two polite phone calls have had me assured it would be actioned today. Not... Last email threatened them with a cron job auto-emailing a support ticket in to them every 5 minutes until it's done, if they don't sort it out tomorrow. I will too... |
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You forgot to say that you won't be calling their revenue sharing 0844
number, and was the purpose of the letter to gather that revenue... -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by http://www.diybanter.com |
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Hugh Jampton coughed up some electrons that declared: On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:18:53 +0000, Tim S wrote: http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg I like it :-) Unfortunately 99.9% of the population are totally addicted to the Idiot's Lantern and find it impossible to believe that there are still some of us who never watch it :-( I watch it when I wish to achieve selective vegetative degeneration, and I have a bloody licence at the address where the TV is - which makes me doubleplus****edoff. Must be one of those days. Can't get my domain registrar to unlock my domain so I can get my ISP to take it over. Two polite phone calls have had me assured it would be actioned today. Not... Last email threatened them with a cron job auto-emailing a support ticket in to them every 5 minutes until it's done, if they don't sort it out tomorrow. I will too... Give them a deadline, and say that after that you're going to Nominet. That tends to do it.. -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by http://www.diybanter.com |
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Bob Eager coughed up some electrons that declared:
Give them a deadline, and say that after that you're going to Nominet. That tends to do it.. Yes - an excellent tactic. Before or after I mail-bomb them? |
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Whilst it's tempting, the most effective tactic is to chuck their
letters straight in the bin. In case anyone doesn't know, TV Licensing is a private company with no special legal powers of any sort. If someone came round your door demanding to inspect your toaster, you'd probably send them packing. TV Licensing is in exactly that position. But they pretend otherwise. So give them nothing, nada, not your name, not the time of day. Don't give them the tiniest scrap of information about yourself, your home or any other qustion they may ask. |
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Bob Eager coughed up some electrons that declared:
You forgot to say that you won't be calling their revenue sharing 0844 number, and was the purpose of the letter to gather that revenue... It would be worth the money to give them a verbal rendition of my letter I'd have to do it from work - my colleague would make an excellent duo for this sort of thing - he's an expert in berating idiot suppliers to their ears. Though I suspect the gentle sarcasm may be lost on the Indian bloke at the other end. |
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"Tim S" wrote in message ... ... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg [address redacted so pikeys don't raid my house hoping for tools, which there aren't...] So I sent them this: (very very unsuitable for work and kids) http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg Won't do any good - but I needed some ventilation in the spleen area. You're right it won't do any good. I think the only thing that briefly stops them sending their ****ty letters out is having one of their plebs visit and confirm there's no tv but they'll start sending the letters again a few months later in case you've bought one since. I haven't had a tv license for about five or six years now. I didn't renew it immediately one year as the tv had broken and I bought a new one a few months later after I got the tv fixed. Then the swines sent me a letter saying they'd backdated the new license to when the old one ran out hence losing me the cost of the months I hadn't needed one for. I said to myself that's the last time the pricks get any of my money and it has been. They send a standard ****ty letter about once every six weeks and a recorded delivery one so they can get a signature from the occupant about once a year but so far none of their plebs have come round. I'm hoping one will eventually so I can tell him he's a private individual with no rights of access who's trespassing now so **** off because there's something on the telly I want to watch. The ONLY way you can get done for not having a license is let one of them inside to get the evidence which you have absolutely no need to do unless they have a warrant which they never will. It costs them too much. Basically it's a voluntary tax which I've decided I can manage quite happily without paying. -- Dave Baker PS - if it went to court the thing on the telly I wanted to watch was either 1) My goldfish, cos that's where his bowl is, because he's been looking a bit off colour recently. or 2) A pre-recorded tape or dvd which you don't need a license for anyway. |
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"Tim S" wrote in message ... ... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg [address redacted so pikeys don't raid my house hoping for tools, which there aren't...] So I sent them this: (very very unsuitable for work and kids) http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg Won't do any good - but I needed some ventilation in the spleen area. I'm normally such a reasonable person (ha!) Cheers Tim PS Am I going to prision now? If you've only sent the one letter probably not, but there is a risk if you were to send another letter along the same lines. Seriously. I read somewhere that someone who wrote a couple of sarky letters of complaint to a company got investigated by NECTU, the police unit set up to investigate groups such as animal rights extremists and the like who undertake campaigns of harassment against shareholders and employees. I don't have evidence to hand for this, but I think I read about it in Private Eye. |
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writes ... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg I got exactly the same and strangely enough, my reply to them was exactly the same as yours, with the exception of the all the words preceding "**** off" They are quite welcome to attempt to gain entrance to my factory at their own expense At the end of the day, its just scare tactics and you should complain to your MP about their immoral bullying tactics -- geoff |
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I read somewhere that someone who wrote a couple of sarky letters of complaint to a company got investigated by NECTU, the police unit set up to investigate groups such as animal rights extremists and the like who undertake campaigns of harassment against shareholders and employees. I don't have evidence to hand for this, but I think I read about it in Private Eye. /Me tears up letter proclaiming a holy jihad upon Crapita, with bombs and virgins and everything |
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Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. You have my sympathies, I experienced this twice in recent times... no amount of telling the buggers seems to serve any purpose. In the end I found that dropping them straight into the bin was the most effective and least irritating way of dealing with them. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg Usual fare, the presumption of guilt, and lots of non specific threats... So I sent them this: (very very unsuitable for work and kids) http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg LoL! I thought my last attempt before giving up in disgust was reasonably sarky, but I like your's better! got a copy somewhere... oh yes: "Sent via email 30/11/06 – reference number : EM0002445143 Dear Sir, my mothers property at [redacted] As you seem keen to point out on a frequent basis, the above mentioned property is unlicensed. By way of clarification I would like to point out that this is not an oversight, and it is by intention. The reason for this is that (as I explained before in my letter of 2nd March 2006) due to my mothers poor health, the property is currently unoccupied. It is now highly probable the property will remain unoccupied until it is sold. I would appreciate it if you could therefore desist in sending further letters. I would also like to take this opportunity to register my complaint as to the tone and style of the letters that you have sent. In particular the language seems designed to intimidate and harass, and would be perceived by many as threatening. Yours faithfully," etc. Got a stock reply "we have updated our records and should not contact you again for 3 months, however after that bla, bla". 1 week later, more snottygrammes. Had the same happen when I moved out of the last place (I was planning some refurb prior to selling it) - transferred the license here (via their web site that delightfully requests that you tell them within 14 days of moving into your new address, and has validation on the data entry form that prevents entering any moving date that is not at least three weeks into the future! I then just binned all the letters. -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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Tim S wrote:
Last email threatened them with a cron job auto-emailing a support ticket in to them every 5 minutes until it's done, if they don't sort it out tomorrow. I will too... Sounds rather silly. It's not as if they can't block it leaving you "shouting at an empty room", and you do actually need to work with these people. Unlike the TV Licensing ******* - ineffective spleen-venting as you say, but the last two lines were absolute classic :-) Pete |
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Pete Verdon coughed up some electrons that declared:
Tim S wrote: Last email threatened them with a cron job auto-emailing a support ticket in to them every 5 minutes until it's done, if they don't sort it out tomorrow. I will too... Sounds rather silly. It's not as if they can't block it leaving you "shouting at an empty room", and you do actually need to work with these people. Yep - more of a jest, but their sysadmin might see a hint of humour in it |
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Pete Verdon coughed up some electrons that declared: Tim S wrote: Last email threatened them with a cron job auto-emailing a support ticket in to them every 5 minutes until it's done, if they don't sort it out tomorrow. I will too... Sounds rather silly. It's not as if they can't block it leaving you "shouting at an empty room", and you do actually need to work with these people. Yep - more of a jest, but their sysadmin might see a hint of humour in it BTW - it's their fault anyway for not having a "so long and thanks for all the fish" button on the control panel. I can do everything else without human contact. ABTW - do you remember Alan Ralsky? - they totally mail-bombed him, with great effect. |
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writes Tim S wrote: Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. You have my sympathies, I experienced this twice in recent times... no amount of telling the buggers seems to serve any purpose. In the end I found that dropping them straight into the bin was the most effective and least irritating way of dealing with them. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg Usual fare, the presumption of guilt, and lots of non specific threats... So I sent them this: (very very unsuitable for work and kids) http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg LoL! I thought my last attempt before giving up in disgust was reasonably sarky, but I like your's better! I think its just wasted on them My next reply will be "you are correct, the above address has no TV licence Come on if you think you're 'ard enough" Several years ago I explained that it was an engineering works, there was no TV, stop wasting my licence payers money and got a letter of apology So now I give them no information, just wind them up to the best of my abilities make them play your game, don't play theirs -- geoff |
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Dave Baker wrote:
They send a standard ****ty letter about once every six weeks and a recorded delivery one so they can get a signature from the occupant about once a year They would find me in the pub at delivery time, having a pint of real ale :-) but so far none of their plebs have come round. I'm hoping one will eventually so I can tell him he's a private individual with no rights of access who's trespassing now so **** off because there's something on the telly I want to watch. I love that line and if the wife goes before me, the television will be for DVD's and the vast number of videos that we have built up, only. Dave |
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I thought my last attempt before giving up in disgust was reasonably sarky, but I like your's better! I think its just wasted on them My next reply will be "you are correct, the above address has no TV licence Come on if you think you're 'ard enough" Several years ago I explained that it was an engineering works, there was no TV, stop wasting my licence payers money and got a letter of apology So now I give them no information, just wind them up to the best of my abilities make them play your game, don't play theirs It might be fun to send them a letter pointing out that inert criminal activity of your choice is illegal and they could get fined if caught... Mention you might be turning up to inspect their premiss etc. -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:18:53 +0000, Tim S wrote:
... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg Oh - that's one I haven't got from them. There must be numerous concoctions of threats issuing from that firm. My pride and joy must be a _pink_ bit of paper entitled 'Summary of communications sent to this address', telling me that I have been warned... , that I have been encouraged... , that I have been made aware... , that I have been advised... and that I have also received... I was told months ago that if I didn't buy a licence immediately, legal action would be taken - I'm still awaiting a summons to the local magistrates' court. I'm looking forward to it, in fact :-) Why don't they actually do what they occasionally threaten and bring round their powerful detection apparatus? Actually they've visited a couple of times, both when I've been out (I wonder if they wait around the corner until their culprit drives away...) I don't see why I should have to write to them, paying for a postage stamp, or phoning them on an 0844 number, when I have no connection with them. -- Frank Erskine Sunderland |
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wrote: Whilst it's tempting, the most effective tactic is to chuck their letters straight in the bin. In case anyone doesn't know, TV Licensing is a private company with no special legal powers of any sort. Actually they do have delegated legal powers, but it all has to be be done by specific legislation (exactly as it does in the case of a government body), but people tend to jump to attention if a government body's person knocks on the door... -- Frank Erskine |
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On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:39:13 +0000, geoff wrote:
In message , Tim S writes ... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. At the end of the day, its just scare tactics and you should complain to your MP about their immoral bullying tactics It's a total waste of time complaining to my MP unless it's a matter of foreign 'rights'... -- Frank Erskine Sunderland |
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Tim S wrote: ... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg [address redacted so pikeys don't raid my house hoping for tools, which there aren't...] So I sent them this: (very very unsuitable for work and kids) http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg Won't do any good - but I needed some ventilation in the spleen area. I'm normally such a reasonable person (ha!) Cheers Tim PS Am I going to prision now? Warms the cockles of me heart to know there's still real people out there. Nice one! |
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"Tim S" wrote in message ... ... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg [address redacted so pikeys don't raid my house hoping for tools, which there aren't...] So I sent them this: (very very unsuitable for work and kids) http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg Won't do any good - but I needed some ventilation in the spleen area. I'm normally such a reasonable person (ha!) Cheers Tim PS Am I going to prision now? http://www.bbctvlicence.com/index.htm will show every letter you will receive. I saved 12 months worth of letters from the TVLA and wrote on them using a big marker pen "UNWANTED JUNK MAIL RETURN TO SENDER" I then posted all 12 into a postbox. Every letter was sent back unopened and I wrote sarcasic comments against the "Notice of impending action", "Action Required Immediately" I also included in this postbox frenzy a reply form from a TVLA investigator that actually had the cheek to call at my house when I was at work. This was my first step to free contact with the TVLA *******s as they gave me a prepaid envelope. I drew a knob on it and told them to suck it. I did receive a letter asking me not to return the unopened letters and I now have been removed from their mail list. As they (TVLA) do not know my name they claim that they can still send someone round. I did write back and ask them to "bring it on" but no one has called back. The Legal Occupier AKA Adam |
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"Tim S" wrote in message ... ... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg [address redacted so pikeys don't raid my house hoping for tools, which there aren't...] So I sent them this: (very very unsuitable for work and kids) http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg Won't do any good - but I needed some ventilation in the spleen area. I'm normally such a reasonable person (ha!) Cheers Tim PS Am I going to prision now? http://www.bbctvlicence.com/index.htm will show every letter you will receive. Most of those look vaguely familiar... I saved 12 months worth of letters from the TVLA and wrote on them using a big marker pen "UNWANTED JUNK MAIL RETURN TO SENDER" I then posted all 12 into a postbox. Every letter was sent back unopened and I wrote sarcasic comments against the "Notice of impending action", "Action Required Immediately" I also included in this postbox frenzy a reply form from a TVLA investigator that actually had the cheek to call at my house when I was at work. This was my first step to free contact with the TVLA *******s as they gave me a prepaid envelope. I drew a knob on it and told them to suck it. Nice move I did receive a letter asking me not to return the unopened letters and I now have been removed from their mail list. As they (TVLA) do not know my name they claim that they can still send someone round. I did write back and ask them to "bring it on" but no one has called back. The Legal Occupier AKA Adam |
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"Tim S" wrote in message ... ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared: "Tim S" wrote in message ... ... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg [address redacted so pikeys don't raid my house hoping for tools, which there aren't...] So I sent them this: (very very unsuitable for work and kids) http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg Won't do any good - but I needed some ventilation in the spleen area. I'm normally such a reasonable person (ha!) Cheers Tim PS Am I going to prision now? http://www.bbctvlicence.com/index.htm will show every letter you will receive. Most of those look vaguely familiar... I saved 12 months worth of letters from the TVLA and wrote on them using a big marker pen "UNWANTED JUNK MAIL RETURN TO SENDER" I then posted all 12 into a postbox. Every letter was sent back unopened and I wrote sarcasic comments against the "Notice of impending action", "Action Required Immediately" I also included in this postbox frenzy a reply form from a TVLA investigator that actually had the cheek to call at my house when I was at work. This was my first step to free contact with the TVLA *******s as they gave me a prepaid envelope. I drew a knob on it and told them to suck it. Nice move I did receive a letter asking me not to return the unopened letters and I now have been removed from their mail list. As they (TVLA) do not know my name they claim that they can still send someone round. I did write back and ask them to "bring it on" but no one has called back. The Legal Occupier AKA Adam Yes, they've sent me a few, also. I virtually copied their letter and replied with - ACTION REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY IMPORTANT: Please respond to this letter by January 2009 to avoid your details being passed on to the BBC, any form(s) of Watchdog or anyone else I can think of who might be interested. Your database lists these addresses as unlicensed. It is important you realise that both premises are currently vacant. It is also important you realise that I have already attended to the TV licensing for BOTH properties around 6 weeks ago. Perhaps you might check your records before 'banging-off' standard nasty letters? We still own the properties and they are both empty. I repeat WE STILL OWN THE PROPERTIES AND THEY ARE BOTH EMPTY. It is even more important that you realise that the tone of your communication is extremely rude, condescending and downright unacceptable. Please feel free to send your 'Enforcement Division' to the properties, maybe you might find us sitting in the dark, on orange boxes watching illegal TV. The tone of your letters might cause one of two effects, either - A fraudulent, non-paying viewer will be frightened for their life (don't make me laugh) or A fully-paid-up legitimate viewer (such as myself) will become EXTREMELY annoyed. It would appear that your organization couldn't organise a ****-up in a brewery. |
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"Brass Monkey" wrote in message ... "Tim S" wrote in message ... ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared: "Tim S" wrote in message ... ... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg [address redacted so pikeys don't raid my house hoping for tools, which there aren't...] So I sent them this: (very very unsuitable for work and kids) http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg Won't do any good - but I needed some ventilation in the spleen area. I'm normally such a reasonable person (ha!) Cheers Tim PS Am I going to prision now? http://www.bbctvlicence.com/index.htm will show every letter you will receive. Most of those look vaguely familiar... I saved 12 months worth of letters from the TVLA and wrote on them using a big marker pen "UNWANTED JUNK MAIL RETURN TO SENDER" I then posted all 12 into a postbox. Every letter was sent back unopened and I wrote sarcasic comments against the "Notice of impending action", "Action Required Immediately" I also included in this postbox frenzy a reply form from a TVLA investigator that actually had the cheek to call at my house when I was at work. This was my first step to free contact with the TVLA *******s as they gave me a prepaid envelope. I drew a knob on it and told them to suck it. Nice move I did receive a letter asking me not to return the unopened letters and I now have been removed from their mail list. As they (TVLA) do not know my name they claim that they can still send someone round. I did write back and ask them to "bring it on" but no one has called back. The Legal Occupier AKA Adam Yes, they've sent me a few, also. I virtually copied their letter and replied with - ACTION REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY IMPORTANT: Please respond to this letter by January 2009 to avoid your details being passed on to the BBC, any form(s) of Watchdog or anyone else I can think of who might be interested. Your database lists these addresses as unlicensed. It is important you realise that both premises are currently vacant. It is also important you realise that I have already attended to the TV licensing for BOTH properties around 6 weeks ago. Perhaps you might check your records before 'banging-off' standard nasty letters? We still own the properties and they are both empty. I repeat WE STILL OWN THE PROPERTIES AND THEY ARE BOTH EMPTY. It is even more important that you realise that the tone of your communication is extremely rude, condescending and downright unacceptable. Please feel free to send your 'Enforcement Division' to the properties, maybe you might find us sitting in the dark, on orange boxes watching illegal TV. The tone of your letters might cause one of two effects, either - A fraudulent, non-paying viewer will be frightened for their life (don't make me laugh) or A fully-paid-up legitimate viewer (such as myself) will become EXTREMELY annoyed. It would appear that your organization couldn't organise a ****-up in a brewery. I should add, i've yet to receive a reply. |
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Tim S wrote:
... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing. Still get reminders each month. But this one really p*ssed me off; http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg [address redacted so pikeys don't raid my house hoping for tools, which there aren't...] So I sent them this: (very very unsuitable for work and kids) http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg Won't do any good - but I needed some ventilation in the spleen area. I'm normally such a reasonable person (ha!) Cheers Tim PS Am I going to prision now? Hah. They did the same to me when I bought a TV for my mum. the bloody shop sent *my* address to the TV people. As it happened, I was in rented accom. pending the reconstruction of the house, so it was highly amusing. I figured the next tenant would get the men with detector vans. |
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"Tim S" wrote in message ... ... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. i guess they dropped the bit on the old licences that if you watched on a portable tv running on internal batteries then no licence was required? they now mention computers and mobile phones, so it's no longer a licence to watch something that actually recieves the signals i guess?? i my self never watch any bbc channels, utter ****e on them, i dont listen to any radio at all, but i have to have a licence to watch the proggies on sattelite i do watch (mostly the discovery type chanels) which i pay for in my sky subscription, and are paid for them selves by adverts and ****ty sponserships of the proggies etc. |
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Bob Eager coughed up some electrons that declared: Give them a deadline, and say that after that you're going to Nominet. That tends to do it.. Yes - an excellent tactic. Before or after I mail-bomb them? Just go to nominet. The only downside is that they may still keep records active seen if the domain is delegated elsewhere. |
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OG coughed up some electrons that declared: I read somewhere that someone who wrote a couple of sarky letters of complaint to a company got investigated by NECTU, the police unit set up to investigate groups such as animal rights extremists and the like who undertake campaigns of harassment against shareholders and employees. I don't have evidence to hand for this, but I think I read about it in Private Eye. /Me tears up letter proclaiming a holy jihad upon Crapita, with bombs and virgins and everything Oh don't do that. The fuzz these days are selected for total zero sense of humour and political correctness. If you send a letter like that you WILL get done for wasting police time. Its like the last time I got done for speeding. I saifd precisely nothing, until one bloke asked me waht I was thinking. "I was thinking what a waste of time it si when you would be catching terrorists" "well, if we weren't here taking your details we would be" My mouth fell open at that point, and I went back to a stony silence.. |
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gazz wrote:
"Tim S" wrote in message ... ... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus. i guess they dropped the bit on the old licences that if you watched on a portable tv running on internal batteries then no licence was required? they now mention computers and mobile phones, so it's no longer a licence to watch something that actually recieves the signals i guess?? i my self never watch any bbc channels, utter ****e on them, i dont listen to any radio at all, but i have to have a licence to watch the proggies on sattelite i do watch (mostly the discovery type chanels) which i pay for in my sky subscription, and are paid for them selves by adverts and ****ty sponserships of the proggies etc. Ah, but you MIGHT just watch a video clip online.. I have to say that they should just get a government grant and put the thing on general taxes. The days when only a minority had a radio or a TV are long gone. Do you mean that pay TV still has adverts? |
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On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:46:08 +0000, Frank Erskine wrote:
-------------------8 Why don't they actually do what they occasionally threaten and bring round their powerful detection apparatus? Because the effectiveness of said apparatus has more to do with it being seen than what it detects? |
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On Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:09:03 GMT, ARWadsworth wrote:
-------------------8 http://www.bbctvlicence.com/index.htm will show every letter you will receive. I notice that these letters seem to suggest that you need a TV licence if you use a computer at home... |
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wrote: Give them a deadline, and say that after that you're going to Nominet. That tends to do it.. Oh for that to be a universal truth... Vispa Internet are holding two of my domains to ransom. Nominet (rightly) want paying for them to intervene, so being the stubborn git I am, the domains are stuck until expiry. -- AJL Electronics (G6FGO) Ltd : Satellite and TV aerial systems http://www.classicmicrocars.co.uk : http://www.ajlelectronics.co.uk |
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On 13 Jan 2009 21:55:59 GMT, Bob Eager wrote:
You forgot to say that you won't be calling their revenue sharing 0844 number, and was the purpose of the letter to gather that revenue... I was terribly amuseed to receive a letter from the AA asking me to give them a call on an 0870 number becauase they really wanted me to renew my car insurance with them and they didn't have my number on file so couldn't call me. And they were asking for 50% more on my car insurance than last year even though I now have a year no-claims discount. |
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