The Medway Handyman coughed up some electrons that declared:

Tim S wrote:
... is that TV Licensing cannot cope with the concept that you don't
need a licence when you don't have any TV apparatus.

Long story short - told them the situation by phone and in writing.
Still get reminders each month.

But this one really p*ssed me off;

http://www.dionic.net/tv/OfficialWarning.jpeg

[address redacted so pikeys don't raid my house hoping for tools,
which there aren't...]

So I sent them this:

(very very unsuitable for work and kids)

http://www.dionic.net/tv/Reply.jpeg


Won't do any good - but I needed some ventilation in the spleen area.

I'm normally such a reasonable person (ha!)

Bloody brilliant!



Yes - it's really in the postbox as of now.

Based on my experience working in the JobCentre, I expect the staff will pin
it to the wall in the tearoom, along with the other best 10 of the
month ;-

What I really would like is for their enforcer to show up in person, whilst
I'm wearing my steelies and have a wide variety of lethal powertools to
hand.