On Sat, 23 Apr 2005 17:01:25 GMT, John Stumbles
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Andy Hall wrote:

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 09:05:46 +0100, "Mike" wrote:


"Andy Hall" wrote in message
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Do you know why wedding dresses are white, Mary?

Well.... I was told that it was to match the other domestic
appliances.

Poggenpau did something like that in a magazine advert about twenty years
ago. Rumour is sales plummetted.


I suppose that was before we had the political correctness of the
Advertising Standards Authority.

Nowadays one can't even have Roger More posters.
^^^^
Presumably that's a smutty pun? ;-)

Sort of like doing the Times crossword really..

Well in the days when it was a proper newspaper..... :-)


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On Sat, 23 Apr 2005 21:27:20 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
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On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 17:12:49 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
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I want dance music to be played at my funeral.

How about Take That featuring Lulu - Relight My Fire

Tamperer/Maya - Feel it.
"What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her"

It's getting too close for comfort, I go to a cremation on Monday :-(

Do you know, they charge for car parking if you can't get in with the
cortege?

We'll go on the scooter, Dayglo jackets with reflective strips, boots,
helms, the lot. Chain it to the chimney.

Mary


Bloody good idea, Mary.

I'm putting a clause in my will that nobody wears a suit to mine.

.... and I'll check.




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"John Stumbles" wrote in message
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John Stumbles wrote:

Andy Hall wrote:

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 09:05:46 +0100, "Mike" wrote:


I suppose that was before we had the political correctness of the
Advertising Standards Authority.

In Private Eye (IIRC): "You can't call it political correctness gone mad:
it's political correctness gone mentally challenged."

Laugh of the day!

Mary

"Andy Hall" wrote in message

I'm putting a clause in my will that nobody wears a suit to mine.

Ooh, can I come? I've never worn a suit to anything ...

Mary

... and I'll check.




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Andy Hall wrote:
I'm putting a clause in my will that nobody wears a suit to mine.

Only the good die young so it's way too early for me to be worrying
about such things.

Andrew

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