I'm an alien from outer space and I had a crash on your planet.I need
to repair my space-ship, but your Earth-Metals are so inferiour.

So I need help.How can I repair my space-ship to reach the invasion
force before they nuke your planet ?

Assuming your ship runs on global warming and second hand smoke, our
planet's Aluminum foil, coat hanger wire, and duck tape should be
original equipment for you.


--
Be careful what you pray for, it can happen.

"Clark Magnuson" wrote in message
...
Assuming your ship runs on global warming and second hand smoke, our
planet's Aluminum foil, coat hanger wire, and duck tape should be
original equipment for you.

What amazes me is this alien (with a rather human name) is posting to an
online newsgroup, which can also be accessed from just about anywhere...
huh... hey Clark, I bet 'ya 50 bucks right now that he's sitting back on
Mars right now giggling about our satellite connections! :^)

Tim

--
"California is the breakfast state: fruits, nuts and flakes."
Website: http://webpages.charter.net/dawill/tmoranwms

"Paul Eisner" wrote in message
om...


I'm an alien from outer space and I had a crash on your planet.I need
to repair my space-ship, but your Earth-Metals are so inferiour.

So I need help.How can I repair my space-ship to reach the invasion
force before they nuke your planet ?

The making of metallic alloys is...well...elemental....

Suggest just go for it, pal......

--

SVL

In article ,
(Paul Eisner) wrote:

I'm an alien from outer space and I had a crash on your planet.I need
to repair my space-ship, but your Earth-Metals are so inferiour.

So I need help.How can I repair my space-ship to reach the invasion
force before they nuke your planet ?

You have emough superior metals in your bombs, you just need to take a
couple of them apart to repair your ship.

--
Free men own guns, slaves don't
www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/5357/

On 4 Mar 2005 20:49:20 -0800, (Paul Eisner) wrote:

I'm an alien from outer space and I had a crash on your planet.I need
to repair my space-ship, but your Earth-Metals are so inferiour.

So I need help.How can I repair my space-ship to reach the invasion
force before they nuke your planet ?


I would suggest that use unobtanium 625. It is specifically designed for
accident damage repair of alien spacecraft. Go to Alien Metals inc. of Roswell
and ask for three of nine. Tell it that I sent you and it will give you a good
price.


HTH
Mark Rand
RTFM

Paul Eisner wrote:

I'm an alien from outer space and I had a crash on your planet.I need
to repair my space-ship, but your Earth-Metals are so inferiour.

So I need help.How can I repair my space-ship to reach the invasion
force before they nuke your planet ?


hahahahaha, typical frigging tourist.
Comes here, pours **** on your country and everything, then wants help
to repair some cheap crap they brought with them.

"Paul Eisner" wrote in message
om...
I'm an alien from outer space and I had a crash on your planet.I need
to repair my space-ship, but your Earth-Metals are so inferiour.

So I need help.How can I repair my space-ship to reach the invasion
force before they nuke your planet ?

Just go to the U.S. Government, or the Democratic Party Headquarters in
California. They will give you everything you need. They will also give
you food stamps, medical coverage, Social Security payments, welfare, and
various other benefits not available to a "common" citizen.

Steve

Let anyone one in here nowadays...
Our buddy Paul flits around the NGs posting inane questions. On
rec.boats, it's how to prevent asteroid damage to his boat.
Bored, Paul? Get away from the teewee and do something creative.
JR
Dweller in the cellar

Paul Eisner wrote:
I'm an alien from outer space and I had a crash on your planet.I need
to repair my space-ship, but your Earth-Metals are so inferiour.

So I need help.How can I repair my space-ship to reach the invasion
force before they nuke your planet ?


--
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Home Page: http://www.seanet.com/~jasonrnorth
If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes
Doubt yourself, and the real world will eat you alive
The world doesn't revolve around you, it revolves around me
No skeletons in the closet; just decomposing corpses
--------------------------------------------------------------
Dependence is Vulnerability:
--------------------------------------------------------------
"Open the Pod Bay Doors please, Hal"
"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.."

Second that, JR!

Bob Swinney
"JR North" wrote in message
...
Let anyone one in here nowadays...
Our buddy Paul flits around the NGs posting inane questions. On rec.boats,
it's how to prevent asteroid damage to his boat.
Bored, Paul? Get away from the teewee and do something creative.
JR
Dweller in the cellar

Paul Eisner wrote:
I'm an alien from outer space and I had a crash on your planet.I need
to repair my space-ship, but your Earth-Metals are so inferiour.

So I need help.How can I repair my space-ship to reach the invasion
force before they nuke your planet ?


--
--------------------------------------------------------------
Home Page: http://www.seanet.com/~jasonrnorth
If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes
Doubt yourself, and the real world will eat you alive
The world doesn't revolve around you, it revolves around me
No skeletons in the closet; just decomposing corpses
--------------------------------------------------------------
Dependence is Vulnerability:
--------------------------------------------------------------
"Open the Pod Bay Doors please, Hal"
"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.."

In article , Anonymous-
er says...


He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often
discovered to be anagrams (for example "Dan Simper" is an anagram of
"Spiderman",

Especially good alias for a troll - to simper is to smirk.

Ned Simmons

Paul Eisner wrote:

I'm an alien from outer space and I had a crash on your planet.I need
to repair my space-ship, but your Earth-Metals are so inferiour.

So I need help.How can I repair my space-ship to reach the invasion
force before they nuke your planet ?
Use Silly pudy - when in space it freezes. :-)

--
Martin Eastburn, Barbara Eastburn
@ home at Lion's Lair with our computer
NRA LOH, NRA Life
NRA Second Amendment Task Force Charter Founder

In article ,
(Paul Eisner) wrote:

I'm an alien from outer space and I had a crash on your planet.I need
to repair my space-ship, but your Earth-Metals are so inferiour.

So I need help.How can I repair my space-ship to reach the invasion
force before they nuke your planet ?

Spaceman Paul, the Earth actually has a secret super-alloy. Go to
"Auto Zone" and ask for "Bondo." Hidden in plain sight.

--
B.B. --I am not a goat! thegoat4 at airmail dot net
http://web2.airmail.net/thegoat4/

On Sun, 06 Mar 2005 06:54:39 GMT, "Martin H. Eastburn"
wrote:

Paul Eisner wrote:

I'm an alien from outer space and I had a crash on your planet.I need
to repair my space-ship, but your Earth-Metals are so inferiour.

So I need help.How can I repair my space-ship to reach the invasion
force before they nuke your planet ?
Use Silly pudy - when in space it freezes. :-)
Naw - Use duck tape and it will help you fly away!
Gerry :-)}
London, Canada

On 4 Mar 2005 20:49:20 -0800, (Paul Eisner)
wrote:

I'm an alien from outer space and I had a crash on your planet.I need
to repair my space-ship, but your Earth-Metals are so inferiour.

So I need help.How can I repair my space-ship to reach the invasion
force before they nuke your planet ?


I would recommend breaking metals etc to atoms then reassemble to make
whatever material you need.

If you need it accurate, do it by hand, one at a time.