On 4 Mar 2005 20:49:20 -0800, (Paul Eisner) wrote:

I'm an alien from outer space and I had a crash on your planet.I need
to repair my space-ship, but your Earth-Metals are so inferiour.

So I need help.How can I repair my space-ship to reach the invasion
force before they nuke your planet ?


I would suggest that use unobtanium 625. It is specifically designed for
accident damage repair of alien spacecraft. Go to Alien Metals inc. of Roswell
and ask for three of nine. Tell it that I sent you and it will give you a good
price.


HTH
Mark Rand
RTFM