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Some of the best Chinglish I've ever seen....
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Some of the best Chinglish I've ever seen....
Oh, forgot to add a sample:
Intercomp Digital Air Gauge, 0-100 x.1, Bleed and Read, 17" Goodyear hose The pop, excepting clip overwhelming process of scope air pressure level by sledding hinder and onward betwixt the air hose and the force per unit area standard of measurement is no yearner that must be. Intercomps Fill, Bleed and Read Air Gauge attaches flat to your air render and has transformed this trying treat into unitary smooth out and0 easygoing functioning. The and1 nose ne'er foliage the valve staunch! Standard features take in Intercomps received high-pitched character 3-1/2" and2 standard of measurement by means of no-good affording protection bring up, a and3 and4 and5 by with the help of high-pitched lineament swivel-gun nose and6 an industrial-grade bleeder valve. Case included. and7 x 0.1 PSI. "NokNokMan" wrote in message ... http://inpcars.com/tire-pressure-gauges/ Enjoy, Nok |
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Some of the best Chinglish I've ever seen....
That is really great!
j/b "NokNokMan" wrote in message ... Oh, forgot to add a sample: Intercomp Digital Air Gauge, 0-100 x.1, Bleed and Read, 17" Goodyear hose The pop, excepting clip overwhelming process of scope air pressure level by sledding hinder and onward betwixt the air hose and the force per unit area standard of measurement is no yearner that must be. Intercomps Fill, Bleed and Read Air Gauge attaches flat to your air render and has transformed this trying treat into unitary smooth out and0 easygoing functioning. The and1 nose ne'er foliage the valve staunch! Standard features take in Intercomps received high-pitched character 3-1/2" and2 standard of measurement by means of no-good affording protection bring up, a and3 and4 and5 by with the help of high-pitched lineament swivel-gun nose and6 an industrial-grade bleeder valve. Case included. and7 x 0.1 PSI. "NokNokMan" wrote in message ... http://inpcars.com/tire-pressure-gauges/ Enjoy, Nok |
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Some of the best Chinglish I've ever seen....
"NokNokMan" wrote in message ... Oh, forgot to add a sample: Intercomp Digital Air Gauge, 0-100 x.1, Bleed and Read, 17" Goodyear hose The pop, excepting clip overwhelming process of scope air pressure level by sledding hinder and onward betwixt the air hose and the force per unit area standard of measurement is no yearner that must be. Intercomps Fill, Bleed and Read Air Gauge attaches flat to your air render and has transformed this trying treat into unitary smooth out and0 easygoing functioning. The and1 nose ne'er foliage the valve staunch! Standard features take in Intercomps received high-pitched character 3-1/2" and2 standard of measurement by means of no-good affording protection bring up, a and3 and4 and5 by with the help of high-pitched lineament swivel-gun nose and6 an industrial-grade bleeder valve. Case included. and7 x 0.1 PSI. Oh, that is just perfect- it looks like one of those weirdo hipcrime posts. -Carl |
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Some of the best Chinglish I've ever seen....
On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:59:26 -0400, "NokNokMan"
wrote: http://inpcars.com/tire-pressure-gauges/ Enjoy, Nok My eyes! My eyes!!!!! Intercomp Digital Air Gauge, 0-100 x.1, Bleed and Read, 17" Goodyear hose The pop, excepting clip overwhelming process of scope air pressure level by sledding hinder and onward betwixt the air hose and the force per unit area standard of measurement is no yearner that must be. Intercomps Fill, Bleed and Read Air Gauge attaches flat to your air render and has transformed this trying treat into unitary smooth out and0 easygoing functioning. The and1 nose ne'er foliage the valve staunch! Standard features take in Intercomps received high-pitched character 3-1/2" and2 standard of measurement by means of no-good affording protection bring up, a and3 and4 and5 by with the help of high-pitched lineament swivel-gun nose and6 an industrial-grade bleeder valve. Case included. and7 x 0.1 PSI. I was afraid to click on "more info"......gack! Gunner "Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules. Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner |
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On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:47:50 -0700, Gunner Asch
wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:59:26 -0400, "NokNokMan" wrote: http://inpcars.com/tire-pressure-gauges/ Enjoy, Nok My eyes! My eyes!!!!! Intercomp Digital Air Gauge, 0-100 x.1, Bleed and Read, 17" Goodyear hose The pop, excepting clip overwhelming process of scope air pressure level by sledding hinder and onward betwixt the air hose and the force per unit area standard of measurement is no yearner that must be. Intercomps Fill, Bleed and Read Air Gauge attaches flat to your air render and has transformed this trying treat into unitary smooth out and0 easygoing functioning. The and1 nose ne'er foliage the valve staunch! Standard features take in Intercomps received high-pitched character 3-1/2" and2 standard of measurement by means of no-good affording protection bring up, a and3 and4 and5 by with the help of high-pitched lineament swivel-gun nose and6 an industrial-grade bleeder valve. Case included. and7 x 0.1 PSI. I was afraid to click on "more info"......gack! Gunner who would have thought that the Chinese would turn out to be a nation of comedians. shouldnt laugh though. I once saw an assignment by an overseas student written with similar clarity given a top mark at one of our prostituting universities. Stealth Pilot |
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In article , Gunner Asch wrote:
On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:59:26 -0400, "NokNokMan" wrote: http://inpcars.com/tire-pressure-gauges/ Enjoy, Nok My eyes! My eyes!!!!! Intercomp Digital Air Gauge, 0-100 x.1, Bleed and Read, 17" Goodyear hose The pop, excepting clip overwhelming process of scope air pressure level by sledding hinder and onward betwixt the air hose and the force per unit area standard of measurement is no yearner that must be. Intercomps Fill, Bleed and Read Air Gauge attaches flat to your air render and has transformed this trying treat into unitary smooth out and0 easygoing functioning. The and1 nose ne'er foliage the valve staunch! Standard features take in Intercomps received high-pitched character 3-1/2" and2 standard of measurement by means of no-good affording protection bring up, a and3 and4 and5 by with the help of high-pitched lineament swivel-gun nose and6 an industrial-grade bleeder valve. Case included. and7 x 0.1 PSI. I was afraid to click on "more info"......gack! Interestingly, when you *do* click on "more info" you get exactly the same description, but in much more conventional English -- nearly fluent, in fact. For instance, instead of "ne'er foliage the valve staunch", it reads "never leaves the valve stem". Makes me wonder where the peculiar wording came from -- maybe the "more info" text is the original text, written in English by someone fluent in that language, and the text displayed on the main page is the result of translating the original to Chinese, then back to English, using only a dictionary. -- Regards, Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com) It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again. |
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On Mar 16, 3:26*pm, Gunner Asch wrote:
On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:04:46 GMT, (Doug Miller) wrote: In article , Gunner Asch wrote: On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:59:26 -0400, "NokNokMan" wrote: http://inpcars.com/tire-pressure-gauges/ Enjoy, Nok My eyes! My eyes!!!!! Intercomp Digital Air Gauge, 0-100 x.1, Bleed and Read, 17" Goodyear hose The pop, excepting clip overwhelming process of scope air pressure level by sledding hinder and onward betwixt the air hose and the force per unit area standard of measurement is no yearner that must be. Intercomps Fill, Bleed and Read Air Gauge attaches flat to your air render and has transformed this trying treat into unitary smooth out and0 easygoing functioning. The and1 nose ne'er foliage the valve staunch! Standard features take in Intercomps received high-pitched character 3-1/2" and2 standard of measurement by means of no-good affording protection bring up, a and3 and4 and5 by with the help of high-pitched lineament swivel-gun nose and6 an industrial-grade bleeder valve. Case included. and7 x 0.1 PSI. I was afraid to click on "more info"......gack! Interestingly, when you *do* click on "more info" you get exactly the same description, but in much more conventional English -- nearly fluent, in fact. For instance, instead of "ne'er foliage the valve staunch", it reads "never leaves the valve stem". Makes me wonder where the peculiar wording came from -- maybe the "more info" text is the original text, written in English by someone fluent in that language, and the text displayed on the main page is the result of translating the original to Chinese, then back to English, using only a dictionary. The Chinglish sounds very much like what I get when using Babblefish and other online translators. Gunner "Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont *kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules. Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you for torturing the cat." *Gunner- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - At Last, Now I KNOW why my wife does not put air in the tyres!! |
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Some of the best Chinglish I've ever seen....
Jon Elson wrote:
NokNokMan wrote: http://inpcars.com/tire-pressure-gauges/ Enjoy, Nok That's not chinglish, that's just pure gibberish! Sheesh, it IS the worst I've seen in quite a while. I'm sure it helps them sell product! Jon It looks like it came straight from BabbleFish.com |
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Some of the best Chinglish I've ever seen....
NokNokMan wrote:
http://inpcars.com/tire-pressure-gauges/ Enjoy, Nok That's not chinglish, that's just pure gibberish! Sheesh, it IS the worst I've seen in quite a while. I'm sure it helps them sell product! Jon |
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Some of the best Chinglish I've ever seen....
On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:15:41 -0600, the renowned cavelamb himself
wrote: Jon Elson wrote: NokNokMan wrote: http://inpcars.com/tire-pressure-gauges/ Enjoy, Nok That's not chinglish, that's just pure gibberish! Sheesh, it IS the worst I've seen in quite a while. I'm sure it helps them sell product! Jon It looks like it came straight from BabbleFish.com I've used babelfish a fair bit. Looks to me like some round-eye having some fun. ;-) Best regards, Spehro Pefhany -- "it's the network..." "The Journey is the reward" Info for manufacturers: http://www.trexon.com Embedded software/hardware/analog Info for designers: http://www.speff.com |
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Doug Miller wrote: Interestingly, when you *do* click on "more info" you get exactly the same description, but in much more conventional English -- nearly fluent, in fact. For instance, instead of "ne'er foliage the valve staunch", it reads "never leaves the valve stem". Foliage = leaves? Oh, that's a DEAD giveaway this was a computer-generated translation! Stem = staunch, as in flowing blood, same thing. Jon |
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cavelamb himself wrote: Jon Elson wrote: NokNokMan wrote: http://inpcars.com/tire-pressure-gauges/ Enjoy, Nok That's not chinglish, that's just pure gibberish! Sheesh, it IS the worst I've seen in quite a while. I'm sure it helps them sell product! Jon It looks like it came straight from BabbleFish.com Gosh, I've used Babelfish before, and it did a fine job with it. Not as good as a fluent reader/writer in BOTH languages would do, but NOTHING this bad. It may depend on the original language, though, I don't think I've ever tried to translate Chinese before, just a couple major European languages. Jon |
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Spehro Pefhany wrote: On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:15:41 -0600, the renowned cavelamb himself wrote: Jon Elson wrote: NokNokMan wrote: http://inpcars.com/tire-pressure-gauges/ Enjoy, Nok That's not chinglish, that's just pure gibberish! Sheesh, it IS the worst I've seen in quite a while. I'm sure it helps them sell product! Jon It looks like it came straight from BabbleFish.com I've used babelfish a fair bit. Looks to me like some round-eye having some fun. ;-) Yeah, really! Imagine a company trying to sell a product with such literature! Maybe somebody was running a contest for the document that causes Babelfish to spew the most unintelligible result. On the other hand, I just bought a digital camera microscope eyepiece gadget that originates from China, and everybody that sells it has the following in the specs listing : Operating SystemWindows2000-XP (Professional-SP4) -XP (Professional-SP2) are installed when shipping.No working if specifications up to reach of above after shipment I mean, this last gibberish sentence is duplicated in over 30 web sites I have seen for the same product. I have no idea what it means. Jon |
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In article , Jon Elson wrote:
: : oug Miller wrote: : : Interestingly, when you *do* click on "more info" you get exactly the same : description, but in much more conventional English -- nearly fluent, in fact. : For instance, instead of "ne'er foliage the valve staunch", it reads "never : leaves the valve stem". : :Foliage = leaves? Oh, that's a DEAD giveaway this was a :computer-generated translation! : :Stem = staunch, as in flowing blood, same thing. Sorry to disagree, but even the dimmest translation program would not dig so far into uncommon words and usage. IMO, that text was generated quite deliberately by someone who knew exactly what they were doing. And, it's having the desired effect -- getting lots of exposure and causing people to click on the "more info" links. -- Bob Nichols AT comcast.net I am "RNichols42" |
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Jon Elson wrote:
cavelamb himself wrote: Jon Elson wrote: NokNokMan wrote: http://inpcars.com/tire-pressure-gauges/ Enjoy, Nok That's not chinglish, that's just pure gibberish! Sheesh, it IS the worst I've seen in quite a while. I'm sure it helps them sell product! Jon It looks like it came straight from BabbleFish.com Gosh, I've used Babelfish before, and it did a fine job with it. Not as good as a fluent reader/writer in BOTH languages would do, but NOTHING this bad. It may depend on the original language, though, I don't think I've ever tried to translate Chinese before, just a couple major European languages. Jon It doesn't seem to work for me from Engilsh to Chineese I wanted to translate to then back. See what came out. Guess I would need to install a new code page or something... |
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On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:17:33 -0500 (CDT), Robert Nichols
wrote: In article , Jon Elson wrote: : : oug Miller wrote: : : Interestingly, when you *do* click on "more info" you get exactly the same : description, but in much more conventional English -- nearly fluent, in fact. : For instance, instead of "ne'er foliage the valve staunch", it reads "never : leaves the valve stem". : :Foliage = leaves? Oh, that's a DEAD giveaway this was a :computer-generated translation! : :Stem = staunch, as in flowing blood, same thing. Sorry to disagree, but even the dimmest translation program would not dig so far into uncommon words and usage. IMO, that text was generated quite deliberately by someone who knew exactly what they were doing. And, it's having the desired effect -- getting lots of exposure and causing people to click on the "more info" links. About 60 years ago I was living in Japan and Japanese instruction manuals of that time read much like the Chinese ones of today. I got the idea of providing a translation service to provide proper English language manuals for companies that lacked competent english language skills. I went so far as writing a prospectus and visiting a number of companies. Thank God I didn;t give up my day job as every company I visited was absolutely certain that their manuals were written in perfect English. Of course, the individual making that decision was the guy that wrote the manual as few Japanese, in those days, who worked in factories, spoke fluent english. I have a number of by-lingual Chinese friends and we have discussed some of these manuals and they tell me that translated word by word back into Chinese they make perfect sense. Bruce-in-Bangkok (correct email address for reply) |
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On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:20:25 +0700, Bruce in Bangkok
wrote: About 60 years ago I was living in Japan and Japanese instruction manuals of that time read much like the Chinese ones of today. I got the idea of providing a translation service to provide proper English language manuals for companies that lacked competent english language skills. I went so far as writing a prospectus and visiting a number of companies. Thank God I didn;t give up my day job as every company I visited was absolutely certain that their manuals were written in perfect English. Of course, the individual making that decision was the guy that wrote the manual as few Japanese, in those days, who worked in factories, spoke fluent english. I have a number of by-lingual Chinese friends and we have discussed some of these manuals and they tell me that translated word by word back into Chinese they make perfect sense. For a while I worked under a Korean engineer, and since management, in an effort to eliminate non billable hours, had decreed that each project manager was responsible for typing all their own reports and correspondence; he sometimes produced some real classics. On occasion, he would have me review reports on jobs in which I was involved. One time in particular, he took offence at my correction of his report which he was quite certain followed all of the rules of the English language. I guess the subject came up at dinner that night with his university senior son because next morning he was very apologetic and requested that whenever I had time, would I please review his reports. Gerry :-)} London, Canada |
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In article , Gerald Miller wrote:
On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:20:25 +0700, Bruce in Bangkok wrote: [...] Thank God I didn;t give up my day job as every company I visited was absolutely certain that their manuals were written in perfect English. Of course, the individual making that decision was the guy that wrote the manual as few Japanese, in those days, who worked in factories, spoke fluent english. [...] For a while I worked under a Korean engineer, and since management, in an effort to eliminate non billable hours, had decreed that each project manager was responsible for typing all their own reports and correspondence; he sometimes produced some real classics. On occasion, he would have me review reports on jobs in which I was involved. One time in particular, he took offence at my correction of his report which he was quite certain followed all of the rules of the English language. I guess the subject came up at dinner that night with his university senior son because next morning he was very apologetic and requested that whenever I had time, would I please review his reports. It's hard for me to imagine the height of the arrogance required, to suppose that one's skills in the use of a language not one's own are superior to those of a native speaker of that same language. I speak and write German fairly well, but if something I had written in that language were corrected by a German or Austrian, I would *thank* him. It would never occur to me to *argue*. -- Regards, Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com) It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again. |
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On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:17:28 -0600, F. George McDuffee
wrote: Your view/position is both reasonable and logical and is therefore highly in management's "world view." I have seen this happen repeatedly in technical areas, where the "suits" had no clue about even the principals involved, the history/background of a product, or the correct nomenclature, let alone any relevant "hands on" experience. Never the less they barked out orders and made command decisions all the time. Why would they be any different about language? If you can't understand what they wrote, its your fault, not theirs.... In discussion with a friend who spent his first forty years in Greece, he told me that after about twenty years working in English, he now, very rarely, thinks in Greek. OTOH, I have found large problems where a newly arrived person is presented with a problem, translates that problem into his mother tongue, thinks it through and formulates his solution, then translates that solution into his version of English. This solution is then communicated, complete with accent, to the original presenter. Heaven help us when a problem requires a multi level solution! Gerry :-)} London, Canada |
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Gerald Miller wrote: On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:17:28 -0600, F. George McDuffee wrote: Your view/position is both reasonable and logical and is therefore highly in management's "world view." I have seen this happen repeatedly in technical areas, where the "suits" had no clue about even the principals involved, the history/background of a product, or the correct nomenclature, let alone any relevant "hands on" experience. Never the less they barked out orders and made command decisions all the time. Why would they be any different about language? If you can't understand what they wrote, its your fault, not theirs.... In discussion with a friend who spent his first forty years in Greece, he told me that after about twenty years working in English, he now, very rarely, thinks in Greek. OTOH, I have found large problems where a newly arrived person is presented with a problem, translates that problem into his mother tongue, thinks it through and formulates his solution, then translates that solution into his version of English. This solution is then communicated, complete with accent, to the original presenter. Heaven help us when a problem requires a multi level solution! We had an engineer at Microdyne who's first language was Spanish. You should have seen the crap test procedures and documentation he wrote. An engineering tech was Jamaican. Everything he wrote was full of Jamaican slang and ran on for pages, when a single page would do. I finally got him to bring the raw copy to the floor and let the techs review it before it was approved. -- aioe.org is home to cowards and terrorists Add this line to your news proxy nfilter.dat file * drop Path:*aioe.org!not-for-mail to drop all aioe.org traffic. http://improve-usenet.org/index.html |